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stanvesco:
See ehn
It's eida u ignore such act...

Or u carry her untouched chicken and chop it


The truth is ; no one cares

Your money
Your confidence


That chicken u abandoned based on fact that people r looking at u,or d waiteress is eyeing u!!!
My broda,dey will fight for it at d back after packing ur plate...

B dia
B forming

... Hahahahahaha....you just reminded me of my days working in an eatery.....

I was at the cashpoint then....mehnn those people that normally pack plates and all, they enjoy nor be small 'atleast it was enjoyment to us then'. lolz.


Immediately they bring the plates to the kitchen, come see fight on top chicken, fish and juice.... kikikiki............ Those days though, it was fun... Thank God for life

oluwatooni:
chai... I dunno y some girls like to dey form, just imagine, would she have left the food like that if she had bought it with her own money....
I went out with my roommate to a club, my cousin asked us to come, immediately I heard the hollandia yoghurt we bought was 1k each, I no even shy to carry the remaining hollandia, we carry am go house... even if no be 1k, I go still pack my tin, mk people think wateva dey like

.... Correct babe... I got no time to pretend....


Pretense be killing some babes......Lawd knows I'm gonna take that chicken home and devour it, chew all the bones like my life depends on it.... lolxzz...

holluphemydavid:
lol...is dat tin still working?sometin dat cant load image

.....Change has come oo.... It can load pics now. was shocked when I noticed it awhile ago.

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MajorJeffery:
Abroad is not east too. People buy insurance for funeral long before they die so as not to put their folks in debt. We Africans especially Nigerians spend on frivolous things like asoebi and entertainments during funerals when we ought to have kept that money for the living.
Till today, I still wonder why someone will come to funeral of a young man or woman and be complaining of not being served food and drinks.

It's really pathetic..

hunger gat no joy at all.......

This Oga above can cry me a river. ....
Modric deserved the award...He was great, naw skip that, he was AWESOME....

Congratulations to LUKA MODRIC, my number one cwrush....love ya baby...

This Oga above can cry me a river. ....
Modric deserved the award...He was great, naw skip that, he was AWESOME....

Congratulations to LUKA MODRIC, my number one cwrush....love ya baby...

Roger3D:
Very silly children. Why torture a harmless rat? Is that what their parents sent them to school to do?

Harmless rat?? Kikikiki...there is nothing harmless about a rat o...


rats that eat people's certificate..... eat legs sef... poo everywhere. Na u Dy call harmless...the rat sef knows it ain't harmless.....lolz



Btw... see how dey tie am.... Kikikiki.... feeling sorry for the rat....

naijacentric:
Are dey gay because i dont understand wat dis pix message means

Travel

I don't know why people spend so much for funerals, some even borrow just to throw a big burial ceremony...why?.... some leave the corpse at the mortuary for years cause there's no money for burial, is this really necessary??....makes me wonder if we're suppose to be partying or mourning....


Don't know how it's done abroad buh I think it's high time we look into some of our cultural practices.....

Sell things, goods and products worth a million or two every month....your profit should reach 250 or 200....

Now the first guy looks familiar, I think I know him... Sure that ain't Sir**.......

essentialone:
Really

....Yes really, Sir....

I don't get y a lady will hate sex or get irritated by the word ' sex'... except she's being a hypocrite..... or Mayb due to past experience .....

A woman is suppose to enjoy sex. the clitoris and vagina got thousands of hormones to make the act pleasurable.....

Now when a sexually active girl complains that she doesn't like sex, she does it cause of her boyfriend bla bla..... Just know that she has been doing the wrong nigga.. Dude ain't doing it right.......the lady too probably doesn't understand her body yet to teach the dude......

.. Or maybe d lady got vagina deficiency.. lolxzz....


*sprinkles holy water on this thread**

femi4:
That one no be sex again. Sex = Dick entering vjay

....Holy shhit .... ** Novice spotted**..... Kikikiki.


Where's that guy called chuhbie, please come enlighten this guy , come save a brother....lolz....

chisco82:
I don't totally agree to the bolded, its more like a lady or guy that flirt when he/she was single and change after marriage.

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Yeah... You're right, that's why I used the word 'Most likely', cause I know a few might change buh it's just a few....

a lot of people who flirt during relationship, cheating here and there like it's a normal thing ( male and female), find it real hard to stay faithful in marriage....

We've been captioning pictures since afternoon, shebi News don finish for naija

What da fuvk did I just read.....see that big madam saying he's not married to you so he owes you no explanation.......Holy shii .....


Well it's all pretence sha, na her type dey break bottle when this kind thing happen...

As for the question....hmm... can't say what I 'll do but what I know is that, A man that doesn't respect you enough and cheats before marriage will most likely cheat after being married to you.......


...No way I'm thanking no nigga for using condom and there's nothing normal about cheating.....dumb girls

Deckline:
...because no diick can satisfy them because their tin is 3,000cm wide.

awwn...cry me a river......



Op....you spoke to a few girls and all of a sudden most girls aren't interested in sex?....

Well let me be blunt ... REASON : They've been bleeping the wrong nigga.....


* runs out of thread before he sees this*.......

holatin:
easy man !
she could be on nairaland

.....Some people are naturally stupid....like one just wonder if they think at all...

Awwwwnnn.... There are gonna soo spoil her with love...cute little princess....

Drama queen spotted.....these ones like quarrel pass fight....


Wait, she gets drunk and throws up.....eeeewwwww...... What's wrong with her?, Y did she drink so much?. sure it's not cause of emotional stress or something.....Biko if that's the case handle her with care as she is trying to seek solace in achohol..... people like that get easily depressed buh if that ain't the case, you know what to do

zinnyzee:
I'd already prayed never to be in this kind of situation.
And my prayer covers all of the "what ifs" imaginable.

This life isn't a bed of roses, that's one thing that's certain. So when i said one way or the other, i meant even if it was me that was (God forbid) the handicap, i could never do that. I could never make myself a liability to someone by tying them down in a marriage with me, and i could never publicise myself.

This ain't necessary you know....and your first comment was irrational....you never can tell if the wife is on NL...


It's like seeing an injured man and instead of saying sorry, 'll say ohh thank God I'm not injured like this....

vizkiz:
Everyone eventually finds love.

BTW Mr Op, that bride ain't "beautiful"

and you're handsome abi??...

see his big[

Bukolar1:
Some women get this inbuilt /followcome problem sha. Just at the sight of better offer you beginning to see no reason to stay with your guy order than the money you have invested. Well the Devil you know is better than Angel you don't know.

.....Funny part is, she doesn't love the new guy, it's all infatuation....eye go clear soon....

Mind blowing sex sef... kikikiki.....

This is sad.... Beyonce's ' Die with you' comes to mind... RIP beautiful couple....

JohnnyNY:
No it doesn't just bring out your color, if you're dark might not work for you tho.

I don't get you. taught it was meant for all complexions....

I'm dark though and I think my knuckles are getting darker, just a tiny little bit.....guess I should stop it....

Hmmmm..... thread haf turn to fight..
... Wish we could all live in peace.....
Racism here and there.... not good at all....

JohnnyNY:
Try lemon fresh, toning cream.
1k with the body wash... thank me later

... hey, this product does it bleach?. currently using the body wash...

Berlyn1:
and then he uses an alternative account to hail himself ... oh lord

..... Hehehe....this girl Sha... ain't got time for useless things madam. Just quit what you're doing... The guy is married for Christ sake.

*Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnns*...

Saintsamura has said it all.... Haunty, hope the attention you seek adds money to your akant.......

Factfinder1:
Dear gullible Linda ikeji worshiper you and your mum are more silly than I am...ediat

Hey Lady... you're sick...Take that to the bank...

Hold up, did I just call you a lady??... My bad

All I see on this thread is JEALOUSY JEALOUSY JEALOUSY.... funny part is, it's coming from the ladies.... kikikkki..


Carry on Linda... you're soo beautiful.... wishing you safe delivery Darl....