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 Crime › Re: A Chat Between Me And A So Called Prophet Today by NOC1(m): 7:47am On Jun 18, 2016 |
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| Crime › Re: I Killed Colonel Samaila Inusa When He Struggled To Grab Gun – Suspect by NOC1(m): 7:29am On Jun 18, 2016 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Celebrates His 95-Year-Old Mother. Gives Her A Peck (Photos) by NOC1(m): 4:09pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
Photocopy of charly Boy, Obara siri ike 20 Likes |
| Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Dangote Fulfills Promise To Idps As Borno Governor Receives Foodstuffs by NOC1(m): 7:55am On Jun 09, 2016 |
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| TV/Movies › Re: Your Boobs Have Fallen Like The Naira – Fans Blast Actress Anita Joseph For Post by NOC1(m): 8:33am On Jun 08, 2016 |
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| Politics › Re: FG Appoints Acting Auditor-general Of The Federation Read More: by NOC1(op): 5:52pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
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| Politics › FG Appoints Acting Auditor-general Of The Federation Read More: by NOC1(op): 4:10pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
– The Federal Civil Service Commission has approved the appointment of Florence Anyanwu as the acting Auditor-General of the Federation – She would replace Samuel Ukura, who attained the mandatory retirement age of 60 years on June 5 Florence Anyanwu has been appointed as the acting Auditor-General of the Federation. Her appointment was approved by the Federal Civil Service Commission (FCSC) on Tuesday, June 7, NAN reports. This was contained in a statement issued by Olawunmi Ogunmosunle, the chief press secretary, Office of the Auditor-General of the Federation in Abuja, NAN reports. The Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF) had directed the FCSC to appoint the most senior director as Auditor-General in acting capacity, pending the appointment of a substantive auditor-general within three months. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter The Auditor-General for the Federation, Samuel Ukura has reached the mandatory retirement age. Before her appointment, Anyanwu was the director of audit in-charge of Legislature, Judiciary and Security Agencies Department of the Office of the Auditor-General for the Federation. Anyanwu, who joined the OAuGF in 1984 as Auditor 1, and became Director of Audit in 2011 has more than 32 years’ experience as a professional auditor. “She earned her membership of the Association of National Accountants of Nigeria in 2004 and was conferred a fellow in 2013. “She is also a member of Chartered Institute of Taxation Nigeria, 2011, and Nigeria Institute of Management in 2004,” the statement read. Anyanwu was appointed due to the retirement of Samuel Ukura, who attained the mandatory age of 60 years on June 5, 2016. Ukura, who was appointed in 2010, was born on June 5, 1956. The office of the SGF had directed Ukura to proceed on retirement, ordering the FCSC to set in motion machinery for the appointment of a new auditor-general. Read more: https://www.naij.com/852702-buhari-away-fg-makes-new-appointment-east.html |
| Politics › FG Appoints Acting Auditor-general Of The Federation Read More: by NOC1(op): 4:04pm On Jun 07, 2016 |
– The Federal Civil Service Commission has approved the appointment of Florence Anyanwu as the acting Auditor-General of the Federation – She would replace Samuel Ukura, who attained the mandatory retirement age of 60 years on June 5 Florence Anyanwu has been appointed as the acting Auditor-General of the Federation. Her appointment was approved by the Federal Civil Service Commission (FCSC) on Tuesday, June 7, NAN reports. This was contained in a statement issued by Olawunmi Ogunmosunle, the chief press secretary, Office of the Auditor-General of the Federation in Abuja, NAN reports. The Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF) had directed the FCSC to appoint the most senior director as Auditor-General in acting capacity, pending the appointment of a substantive auditor-general within three months. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter The Auditor-General for the Federation, Samuel Ukura has reached the mandatory retirement age. other related govt parastatals Before her appointment, Anyanwu was the director of audit in-charge of Legislature, Judiciary and Security Agencies Department of the Office of the Auditor-General for the Federation. Anyanwu, who joined the OAuGF in 1984 as Auditor 1, and became Director of Audit in 2011 has more than 32 years’ experience as a professional auditor. “She earned her membership of the Association of National Accountants of Nigeria in 2004 and was conferred a fellow in 2013. “She is also a member of Chartered Institute of Taxation Nigeria, 2011, and Nigeria Institute of Management in 2004,” the statement read. Anyanwu was appointed due to the retirement of Samuel Ukura, who attained the mandatory age of 60 years on June 5, 2016. Ukura, who was appointed in 2010, was born on June 5, 1956. READ ALSO: Edo state withdraws letter of appointment of new Oba of Benin The office of the SGF had directed Ukura to proceed on retirement, ordering the FCSC to set in motion machinery for the appointment of a new auditor-general. Read more: https://www.naij.com/852702-buhari-away-fg-makes-new-appointment-east.html |
| Crime › Re: Ekiti Teacher Steals Pot Of Amala Over Unpaid Salary by NOC1(op): 10:06am On Jun 07, 2016 |
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| Politics › Governors Forced Me To Spend Oil Excess Fund - GEJ Read More: Https://www.naij.c by NOC1(op): 10:03am On Jun 07, 2016 |
Goodluck Jonathan noted that his administration spent excess crude oil revenue because pressure from governors was much – He said he tried to fight corruption but the effort was frustrated – He said his performance in the agricultural sector was the best in Nigeria’s history Goodluck Jonathan has revealed how he was forced to spend from the excess crude oil revenue account during his administration. The former president made this revelation during interview programme with Bloomberg TV. Jonathan revealed that state governors were to blame for pressurising him to spend from the reserve fund thereby reducing the $20 billion at the inception of his administration left by Olusegun Obasanjo to about $2 billion when he left office on May 29, 2015. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Goodluck Jonathan “At any time the earnings (from oil) drop, the governors would insist that there is no place in our laws that actually say that the federal government should keep the reserve. They always insisted that a part of it (excess crude revenue account) should be brought.” Jonathan pointed out that while some argued that the crude oil reserve account was to be used for rainy days, others said it should be used during time of financial difficulty. “Yes, it is also part of our own reserves. But, when I was there, I tried to make a special fund called a sovereign wealth fund, so that it would not be easy for one to take from there.” The former president identified the agricultural sector as where he made the biggest transformation and that it was the best in the country’s history. He said this achievement led to the then minister of agriculture, Akinwumi Adesina, to be elected president of the African Development Bank. He however regretted that his administration did not do well in the mineral sector industry despite all efforts to attract investors. “The blue print and everything was worked out. So, if somebody says I did not diversify the economy, I will say that is not true. Of course, I was president of Nigeria. Sometimes, when people ask me question, it would seem I was the president of Nigeria from Independence till 2015. I was president for five years.” On the issue that corruption was commonplace during his administration, Jonathan said there was nothing new about it as it had been the case since the country’s independence. “Perception is based on what people say. In Nigeria, somehow it has been a routine. From the collapse of the First Republic, what the military said was the reason for taking over was corruption.“When the Second Republic collapsed, the same was the story. If there is a major change in government where one political party is taking over power from another one, there must be issues that would be raised. “Yes. I cannot say the country, from beginning of independence, there was no corruption. Yes, there was corruption. I did well to cut down on corruption. My approach was not to make money available to anybody to touch.” The former president said his administration was able to eliminate corruption in fertilizer subsidies but could not do same in the oil industry. “The very people that have been accusing us of corruption are the very people that frustrated it. It’s unfortunate,” he lamented. Meanwhile, Jonathan also admitted that he has been investigated for alleged corruption during his administration by President Muhmammadu Buhari’s government. When asked if he has been investigated, Jonathan replied: “Of course, obviously, they investigated and I’ve been investigated. Read more: https://www.naij.com/852012-pressured-squander-crude-oil-savings-biggest-regret-president-gej.html |
| Crime › Ekiti Teacher Steals Pot Of Amala Over Unpaid Salary by NOC1(op): 9:31am On Jun 07, 2016 |
– A teacher who works at Ekiti Baptist High School, steals a pot of amala from her neighbour’s kitchen due to unpaid salary – The teacher takes the pot of amala to her own room and serves her two children the amala with palm oil – The owner of the food touched by the action of the teacher, went back to her apartment and brought soup for the teacher and her children to eat to satisfaction There was drama in Igede Ekiti, the headquarters of Irepodun/Ifelodun local government area in Ekiti state on Sunday, June 5, after a teacher (name withheld), stole a pot of yam flour meal, popularly known as amala, from a neighbour’s flat. According to a source that lives within the Odogede area where the incident occurred, the teacher who works at Ekiti Baptist High School, stole the pot of amala from her neighbour’s kitchen, took it to her own room and served her two children the amala with palm oil, The Nation reports. It was gathered that the incident happened in a building made up of three flats. Days after a teacher (name withheld), stole a pot of yam flour meal, popularly known as amala, from a neighbour’s flat in Igede Ekiti The source said: “The incident happened at about 1.30pm on Sunday, June 5, when majority of the residents had arrived from their churches and the teacher could not go to church because of the prevailing condition. “The neighbour on arrival at home prepared an amala, but unknown to her, the teacher had been watching and bidding her time when the owner of the food would leave the kitchen before she struck. “As the woman preparing the food left the kitchen, the teacher went there and stole the pot of amala and carried it to her room. “But owner of the food screamed and was startled to find the teacher and her two children eating the amala with palm oil. “The owner of the food, apparently touched by the action of the teacher, went back to her apartment and brought soup for the teacher and her children to eat to satisfaction.” READ ALSO: Workers must resume to get paid – Fayose It was also gathered that many civil servants have relocated to their villages to carry out farming because of the uncertainty surrounding the time they would be paid. Another source said: “Many of my colleagues had relocated to their villages and hometown to till the land and cultivate crops to keep body and soul together. “You know this industrial action is making us to devise means to survive, you know life is easier in rural locations and many of them have planted crops like maize, which can be harvested within three months. “Others are also cultivating cash crops as a fall back option anytime retirement comes. We just have to survive because this is not the best of times for civil servants. “I also know others who are now learning trades like fashion designing, photography, barbing, decoration, cake making and other crafts. “Those who combine business with government work and those who are clerics now have more time to practise their vocations.” Governor Ayodele Fayose had asked workers in Ekiti who are on strike to call off their actions before they will be paid. The workers began on strike on Thursday, May 26, and this has brought Ado-Ekiti, the state capital, to a halt as government offices and public schools remained shut. But Fayose noted that the difficult economic situation was not peculiar to Ekiti alone as the state depends much on statutory allocations. It was gathered that December 2015 salary was paid to workers in March but only the net was paid without deductions to cooperatives, check off dues to unions, among other miscellaneous payment totaling N512 million. Read more: https://www.naij.com/852040-ekiti-teacher-steals-pot-amala-unpaid-salary-happened-next-shocking.html |
| Crime › Ekiti Teacher Steals Pot Of Amala Over Unpaid Salary by NOC1(op): 9:24am On Jun 07, 2016 |
•Workers relocate to villages to farmhttp://thenationonlineng.net/unpaid-salary-drama-ekiti-teacher-steals-pot-amala/ 2 Likes 2 Shares
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| Fashion › Fashion Madness. by NOC1(op): 8:36am On Jun 02, 2016 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Replies Fan Who Begged Her For Money by NOC1(m): 9:54pm On Jun 01, 2016 |
This is stupidity, Ignoring the message and the messenger would have been the best reply, someone came out publicly... you only chose to embarrass her it is not fair sis. I don't have is a better answer than this trash you wrote. Yeyebrity aunty gwegwegwe 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria: Security Forces Kill Oil Militants, Separatists-New York Times by NOC1(m): 2:13pm On May 31, 2016 |
TippyTop:He called you 5% with mouth why can't you call him 0%. Are trying to justify vandalism. 11 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Caption This Funny Photo Of Buhari,tinubu And Atiku At The Aso Rock Dinner by NOC1(m): 8:01am On May 31, 2016 |
Bubu: pls let everybody behave here Tinubu: Habaaa have I misbehaved before? Atiku: okoooo, I have heard. |
| Nairaland General › Re: What I Did To A Disrespectful Passenger Today by NOC1(m): 10:46pm On May 30, 2016 |
Op you do well, you do well, the thing wey you do sweet me for belle you do well OP, your car is good for decent people. Some guys are so stupid and senseless, many youths lack good upbringing so disrespectful and provocative. Heaven and earth will for ever reward you for giving him little brain, I am sure he will never forget today in a hurry. Train up a child in the way he should go and when he is old he will never depart from it. Spare the Rod and spoil the child. |
| Politics › Re: 1, 000 Snipers: Al- Mustapha Dares Obasanjo To Substantiate Allegations by NOC1(m): 6:21pm On May 30, 2016 |
Lol, why didn't you say it then, or you just read about it? Go and sleep Jor OBJ has achieved his aim politics is a game, he played a game of mind and GEJ succumbed. He said that to thwart such plans from Baddeh and Co. OBJ is just a mind reader and that's the way every politician and strategist reason. |
| Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Fashola's Sleeping Photo That Went Viral by NOC1(m): 6:15pm On May 26, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII:You see your life, look at what envy is doing to your brain, He's not on Duty that's a bus. Of the truth that's the best time to catch a nap if you've been ever busy. 121 Likes 7 Shares |
| Politics › Re: I Can’t Sell Myself To Pay Salaries, Fayose Tells Striking Workers by NOC1(m): 6:03pm On May 26, 2016 |
Splinz:Is that all you can say? 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: I Can’t Sell Myself To Pay Salaries, Fayose Tells Striking Workers by NOC1(m): 6:02pm On May 26, 2016 |
Bikonu isi odi nkwoke mma, is he insane? I am sorry for the so called fountain of knowledge, hmm so this is there best. 27 Likes 2 Shares |
| Science/Technology › Huge-python-bites-mans-penis-engages-bloody-battle by NOC1(op): 4:10pm On May 26, 2016 |
A man got the shock of his life after a four-meter python bit him on the penis, while he was relieving himself – The snake and his victim engaged in a battle before a man fainted from a huge blood loss Warning: graphic images! Who knew that morning bathroom routine could turn into dramatic snake attack? Atthaporn Boonmakchuay was sitting on the toilet at his home in Thailand when he suddenly felt that something sank its teeth into his private parts. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter The man managed to tie the four-metre serpent’s head to the bathroom door Next moment the horrified man jumped off the toilet only to discover a huge snake on the other side of his penis. The 38-year-old screamed in his horror while fighting the clinging serpent that refused to uclasp its jaws . Eventually, the man managed to tie the four-metre serpent’s head to the bathroom door — moments before he lost consciousness. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter He fainted and was taken to hospital Shortly afterwards he was taken to hospital suffering from huge blood loss. Meanwhile, the slithering intruder hid in pipes under the family home in Chachoengsao, Bangkok, Thailand. Mr Atthaporn is currently recovering from shock in hospital However, emergency services used hammers to smash the toilet and drag the massive snake out of its den. According to local media reports, the python will be released back into the wild. Atthaporn is reportedly in stable condition at hospital. https://www.naij.com/841580-huge-python-bites-mans-penis-engages-bloody-battle-graphic-photos.html
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| Foreign Affairs › Re: Peek Inside Obama's Post-presidential Pad by NOC1(op): 10:51am On May 26, 2016 |
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| Foreign Affairs › Peek Inside Obama's Post-presidential Pad by NOC1(op): 10:48am On May 26, 2016 |
President Barack Obama will lease a home in Washington, D.C.'s Kalorama neighborhood after he leaves the White House next year, CNN has confirmed. The real estate is reportedly owned by Joe Lockhart, who served as White House press secretary under former President Bill Clinton. CNN reached out to Lockhart, who declined to comment on the news, which was first reported by Politico. The house was built in 1928 and has nine bedrooms and eight-and-a-half bathrooms. It was sold in 2014 for more than $5 million. Obama has said he and his family will remain in Washington home after he departs 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in January 2017, a change from most former presidents. "We're going to have to stay a couple of years in D.C. probably so Sasha can finish," he said in March about his youngest daughter. "Transferring someone in the middle of high school? Tough." CNN's Eli Watkins contributed to this report. http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/25/politics/obama-kalorama-washington-dc-leases-house/index.html?sr=fbCNN052516obama-kalorama-washington-dc-leases-house0856PMStoryGalLink&linkId=24875748
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| Politics › Breaking: Metuh Barred From Seeking Medical Treatment Abroad Dokunola Read More by NOC1(op): 11:55am On May 25, 2016 |
Former spokesperson of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Chief Olisa Metuh, has been barred from seeking medical treatments abroad. According to Cable.ng, Okon Abang, justice of the federal high court in Abuja, rejected an application for leave to travel abroad for medical treatment filed by Metuh in the wake of his ill health. The justice stated further that the court lacked the jurisdiction to entertain such an application because Metuh had been ordered to deposit his international passport with the chief registrar of the high court. “This is not a case of sympathy, but a case of law. This court has no jurisdiction to entertain this application,” he held. “The court is not Father Christmas to give to the defendant what it did not ask for. “The application lacks merit. It is accordingly dismissed. The court cannot set aside its decision,” the justice held. Additional reports to come in by Nnenna Ibe who was in court as at the time of filing this report. https://www.naij.com/840332-breaking-metuh-barred-seeking-medical-treatment-abroad.html?source=breaking 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Ex-Army Captain Commits Suicide In Calabar by NOC1(m): 11:03am On May 23, 2016 |
I pray accidental discharge victims are not hunting him. 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Man Survives After Jumping Into Lions' Den To Commit Suicide-(photo&video) by NOC1(m): 8:16am On May 23, 2016 |
where is the video or adunbelieve, hoha adunbeleive who videod it |
| Politics › Re: Wabba Led NLC Suspends Strike by NOC1(m): 7:41pm On May 22, 2016 |
Dcomrade:Iwu Uchu in Sam Loco's voice, who was the president when NLC was factionalised? Any way student of this age don't have time for current affairs• 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Tinubu Meets Labour Leaders Over On-going Strike Read More: Https://www.naij.com by NOC1(op): 1:00pm On May 20, 2016 |
The leader of the All Progressives Congress (APC) Bola Tinubu, today, May 20, made a surprise appearance at the headquarters of the Nigerian Labour Congress (NLC) to broker peace between the present administration and the labour leaders. Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Bola Tinubu flanked by labour chairman, Ayuba Wabba and former NLC president, Abdulwaheed Umar at the venue where journalist were to be briefed on the outcome of the meeting. Speaking at the briefing, Tinubu said he would not deny being a part of what is happening in Nigeria today. “I cannot say we work from a distant, I cannot say I was not a part of what is happening today. I can only say I noticed the communication gap,” Tinubu said. He urged the labour union to have a rethink on the ongoing strike action for the interest of Nigerians. Bola Tinubu flanked by labour leaders. “I cannot say you are the enemies of progress of the country, today we came in to appeal to you, and go back to history, we worked real hard to bringing Nigeria on a progressive path,” he added. Tinubu added that the present administration is focused on ensuring the growth and development of Nigeria as a country. “For me progressive governance is all we care about. “Mr. President, the former president, our senators are here only to make clear that you are not the enemy and you will never be the enemy of what is progressive,” he said. “Why should we continue, problems after problem, conflict after conflict?” the APC leader asked. He appealed to the labour leaders to understand that what is happening now, which involves him Without your support, without your participate we would not have wpn this election. He also called on the labour leaders to collaborate with the present administration to bring the desired change for Nigerians. Meanwhile, the federal government has initiated moves to end the ongoing strike by releasing names of its members of the technical committee to work with organised labour on the agreement on palliatives following the hike of pump price of petrol to N145 per litre. Making the announcement in statement, Samuel Olowookere, the deputy director press on behalf of the minister of labour and productivity, Chris Ngige, said the committee will be inaugurated on Monday, May 23, 2016. Read more: https://www.naij.com/836313-breaking-tinubu-crucial-meeting-nlc-photos.html?source=breaking |
| Politics › Re: NLC Strike: Rivers Government Threatens Workers With ‘no Work, No Pay’ Order by NOC1(m): 7:50am On May 19, 2016 |
Even wike, lol. our politician will forever dine together, Nairalanders and my able bodied youths let us unite against this politicians there prayer everyday is for us to be factionalized like NLC. 11 Likes 2 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Unbelievable ! Zoo Keeper Impregnates Female Orangutan Ape by NOC1(op): 2:17pm On May 18, 2016 |
lalastilala, Ishilove and other moderators what are you waiting for, ooooooh because no be snake move this to FP ASAP |
| Politics › A Missing Chibok Schoolgirl, Abducted By Boko Haram, ‘found’ by NOC1(op): 2:13pm On May 18, 2016 |
Members of the civilian JTF in Borno state have reportedly rescued one of the 219 Chibok school girls abducted by Boko Haram from their school hostel in 2014. The Hausa service of the BBC reports that the girl was rescued after a gunfight between the civilian JTF and Boko Haram at a forest in Borno State. The BBC also quoted a lecturer in the University of Maiduguri, Hauwa Biu, who is familiar with the rescue, as confirming the incident. “After defeating the terrorists, the civilian JTF also succeeded in rescuing the girl who was seen carrying a baby. “One of them identified her as one of the school girls kidnapped and her name is Amina Nkek,” Ms Biu was quoted as saying. She also said the civilian JTF took Miss Nkek to Chibok where her parents identified her. The report also said the girl, originally from Mbalal village, is presently with the Nigerian Army unit in Damboa town where investigations regarding the rescue and identity of the girl is ongoing. PREMIUM TIMES is yet to independently verify the report and will provide http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/203622-missing-chibok-schoolgirl-abducted-boko-haram-found.html
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