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sukkot:
english muthafucka english. can you speak it * samuel jackson * my bros helep me translate

Sorry no English here. I schooled in France.

sukkot:
how is he ya papa ? are you one of his two daughters ?

by Simon Ateba

At 30,000 feet above sea level, ‎up there in the sky and just five minutes after taking off from the Murtala Muhammed Airport in Lagos, western Nigeria, the Dana Air Flight 537 to Abuja began to bounce, shake and struggle.

This was just few minutes to four o’clock in the afternoon and this was when the over 20-year old MD-83 Dana‎ plane was filled to capacity.

The weather was great, the sun was up and turbulence was minimal when we all left Lagos excited to visit Nigeria’s ‎luxurious capital of Abuja.

I was going to Abuja to attend a bloggers’ party at ‎House Forty Three located at 43 Gana Street in Maitama, a highbrow area in Abuja. ‎The party was organised by “A Login Bloggers Network Initiative” with the theme #WetinUDeyBlogSef.

It was an event that had been in the pipeline for two months and excitement was at the very peak.

However, few minutes after taking off, the engine began scream and the plane began to go up and down. We will begin to go down and down and then up and up in za sudden switch.

Passengers on board the old plane began to pray. I wanted to sleep, but sleep failed to come and when food was served, I did not have strength to eat. ‎I was petrified.

This was in addition to the heat. It was as if the cooling system had crashed right from before the old plane took off.

A cabin crew who received a complaint from a passenger said the plane was hot because there were many people on board.

The second cabin crew told us when the plane takes off and we fly for some minutes the cooling system will be normalised.

We all pray for a safe flight, not sure we will make it to Abuja. The latest scare came few minutes to landing. The loud sound that was coming from the engine was similar to the once banned Molue buses on Lagos chaotic traffic snarls.

The noise lasted until we touched down at the Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport in Abuja more than an hour after we left Lagos contrary to the 55 minutes we were told for the duration of the flight. ‎

At landing, passengers began to thank their God for a miraculous flight. One passenger approached airport authorities to lodge an official complaint. ‎Another said he had been flying Dana in recent times and it has always been smooth but added: “this very plane seems to be faulty”.

‎The Dana Air flight ‎537 to Abuja from Lagos on Friday afternoon almost crashed and may crash in few months if nothing is done fast by the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority, NCAA.‎

You know, I have lived long enough, and got white hair by the way to know that whether here in Abuja, central Nigeria, where I am writing this, thanking God for my life or over there, wherever you’re reading it, the truth remains that if that plane is not fixed urgently, it will kill many people in just few weeks. ‎

ifex370:
9. done... remebrr CBN almost printed #5000 notes early dis year
11. very true the national dialogue was useless and had zero impact, delegate's are yet to be paid by d FG sef
13. Done by Somalia's alsha baab
14. still loading all of you know
22. Myles Munroe
23. Mikel obi
24. True ehn... dat bridge fit fall any second from now... but repairs started last month... glory be
27 E.G deizani, okonjo and his other crew members
28. don't mind d old man
33. Done... lolz BMW bullet proof kon flying car no
41. APC defection
42. Atiku and Buhari
43. Obama's prediction comes to mind
54. Chibok ooo #bringBackOurBabes

Aprime:
[color=#000033]Big waste of time and money.

She ought to be at home; taking care of her husband and grandchildren. And not on a fruitless wild goose chase...

And even if she really needs the education, whatever happens to adult education?... Can't she enroll in one? [/color]

Aprime:
[color=#000033]Big waste of time and money.

She ought to be at home; taking care of her husband and grandchildren. And not on a fruitless wild goose chase...

And even if she really needs the education, whatever happens to adult education?... Can't she enroll in one? [/color]

Aysuperstories:
nawao

and you need to watch this too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ydkzUEF-s

AustineE1:
Full Text Of Apostle Johnson Suleman's Prophesies

Published on Wednesday, 08 January 2014 22:24
Written by Phrank Shaibu

Released On 5th December,2013
1. Rivers lawmaker to be arrested and charged for murder(it's an attempt to discredit him and the Nigeria police lied... The presidency and it's men will use the police against many people.
 
2. Bamanga Tukur will be removed and disgraced. 3.PDP is bad but APC is worse.4.Presidential ticket will split APC.5. Jonathan will manipulate second term.6. APC will win more slots in  2015. Over 70% of government will be in their hands.
7. If Jonathan goes ahead to contest , he will be president but will not finish his term.
8. Lagos will have a Christian governor.
9. I see CBN printing high denomination naira notes this year.
10. Tinibu of APC should not smile yet as there will be serious problems in APC.
11. The national dialogue will be the worst Nigeria has ever had, it will end up with fights and accusation of embezzlement.
12. South West will be seriously divided as a top APC chieftain will die.
13. I see bombing in Kenya.
14. Jonathan will survive impeachment.
15. If president Jonathan and Ameachi can resolve their difference, PDP will regain their lost glory.
16. Tinubu and Fashola will fight dirty.
17. Musicians should pray against road accidents.
18.I see cabinet ministers out of the villa.
19. Accord party in Oyo will gain relevance.
21.President Jonathan is the last PDP president.
22. A major and great man of God will be called home. His ministry has blessed the world.
20. APC will claim victory in 2015 but the court will give it to Jonathan .
23. A Super Eagles player will be involved in a ghastly motor accident.
24. Niger Bridge needs urgent attention, collapse is imminent.
25. Oba of Benin, oh we need to pray.
26. A northern leader, SGF, Chief of Staff will be among those in the team negotiating on the president's behalf because he will be told to step down but will not.
27. I like jonathan's gentle nature but he is surrounded by wrong people.
28. Obasanjo should shut up, he will have problem.
29. Olumba Olumba olu will have serious problems.
30. Republic of Benin will mourn a past leader.
31. Many christians looking for babies will have babies this year.
32. Ikonjo Iweala will have serious problems 
33. Stella Oduah will have problems.
34. Another plane crash . Eminent personalities involved.
35. Kidnap to be more common in the west.
36. Third mainland bridge needs fresh touch.
37. All service Chiefs will be fired.
38. Oyo and Ogun state governors, I don't see them coming back. If they can pray hard, mercy may smile at them but, I see them go home.
39. Nollywood needs to pray and cancel death. I see four people. A list among them.
40. Ghana president will be betrayed by friends.
41. Governors and senators will leave PDP.
42. The  Northern candidates against president Jonathan will be two majorly.
43. We should pray against Nigeria break up.
44. Tuface, Davido and Wizkid need prayers against international disgrace.
45. South Africa needs prayers not to return to the past.
46. I saw a colenel in the military trying to stage a coup but he will fail.
47. The economy of Nigeria will go worse but true Christians will prosper.
48. NTA needs prayers. I saw them crying over the loss of one of their bosses and fire out break in one of the stations.
49. Obiano, the governor elect of Anambra will face serious problems because God is unhappy with the way he was declared governor.
50. The presidency will dump governor Dickson of Bayelsa.
51. I see fuel scarcity.
52. PENGASSAN and NUPENG need prayers.
53. A popular king in Niger Delta will die.
54. Serious crisis in the north and will attract foreign help.

holatin:
beautiful masquerade

aragon4realz:
are you sure the love you or are they after your popularity?....cos real white men are racist.you have to be careful bro

texazzpete:
Really lame title. How does a dead person 'release' a video?

feelamong:
BAD BELLE!

Desmond Elliot just scaled thru!!

DickDastardly:
Immaculate conception is eternal Btw we live and both school in rome

blemon44:
everyday bomb,everywhere dead bodies

when are we going to stay uptil one week without hearing all this tragic news

God please if its already the end of the world then do something about it
so that we can go to heaven
i am tired of this painful and wicked world

GboyegaD:
It is well. May the souls of the departed rest in peace.