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Nairaland / General / Re: Meet My Daughter! (pic) - Dickdastardly As The "GOOD DAD"! by NoContract(m): 11:42pm On Dec 01, 2014
DickDastardly:

Immaculate conception is eternal wink Btw we live and both school in rome cheesy

Roman whores.
Politics / Re: Many Dead As Insurgents Assail Security Formations In Damaturu by NoContract(m): 10:11am On Dec 01, 2014
blemon44:
everyday bomb,everywhere dead bodies

when are we going to stay uptil one week without hearing all this tragic news

God please if its already the end of the world then do something about it
so that we can go to heaven
i am tired of this painful and wicked world

[size=18pt]You sit down at the comfort of your house typing, asking your God to end the world so you can go to heaven.

I guess the delusion is very strong in your mind.

Siddon, dey look.[/size]
Religion / Re: 10 Sermon Youths Will Most Likely Find Uninteresting by NoContract(m): 8:04am On Nov 30, 2014
Delusion
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast In Yola Kills 40, Including Five Soldiers by NoContract(m): 10:01pm On Nov 27, 2014
GboyegaD:
It is well. May the souls of the departed rest in peace.

[size=18pt]Ofcourse that is what you people can say. Nigerians. Them sabi say RIP like say na their mama tongue. Since e never concern una yet, let's see wetin you go type when it hits SW.

Can you imagine? 40 people died in a blast. 40 fresh lives lost, and you still had the effrontery to type IT IS WELL

What a lifeless Nigerian!
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Celebrities / Re: "Yoruba Women Have The Biggest Butts"-Charles Novia by NoContract(m): 3:51pm On Nov 27, 2014
Ishilove:
Nollywood filmmaker and [size=18pt]self-proclaimed[/size] culture critic Charles Novia says there should be no fuss about international stars who have big butts, because African women, especially Yoruba women are naturally endowed while theirs are usually artificial. He explains that Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez should be should be jealous of Mercy Johnson, Yvonne Okoro and a lot of African women – especially Yoruba women.

[size=18pt]Self-proclaimed indeed.

We don't know him here in France.[/size]
Politics / Re: Gov. Fashola Hands Over New Area ‘c’ Police Command In Surulere by NoContract(m): 7:06pm On Nov 26, 2014
Security is no replacement for liberty.

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Education / Re: 10 Most Annoying Nigerian Media English Expressions. by NoContract(m): 10:06am On Nov 26, 2014
I AM NOT ENGLISH.

I AM NIGERIAN.

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Politics / Re: President Jonathan Commissions Ahmadu Bello Int'l Airport, Kebbi (PHOTOS) by NoContract(m): 9:58am On Nov 26, 2014
phantonce:
Why does the airport resemble a poultry farm.

More like a glass replica of the fabled Noah's Ark.

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Religion / Re: Understanding Religious Delusions. by NoContract(m): 9:46am On Nov 26, 2014
FOLYKAZE:


The billionaire called Mazaje on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1272376/what-views-supernatural-occurrences/16 agreed to show up for Bullet proof jazz. He mentioned on that thread that he had a gun, he has done something of that nature with someone and that person was hitted. He beat chest on how he will finance three people flight and accomodation. It is three years today and nothing has happend. He was just lying with his fingers.

In 2006, he feed on running up for those that need admission in europe. And he in 2009, he is running multi billion naira contract. He did a good job editing his posts exposing him. https://www.nairaland.com/30035/students-want-study-abroad-europe

If you see an atheist, you should know that hey are balant liar. There boss Logicboy is a good example of chicken little. He called Osanyin doll but his scared of conversing with it.

The reason I dont take them serious. They are nothing but a foolish chest beaters.


Jesus!, Folly why na?

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Education / Re: Humiliation Of A University Graduate On Graduation Day (Pictures) by NoContract(m): 3:58pm On Nov 24, 2014
It appears everybody on Nairaland now has a family or relative schooling in France.

I wish you all good luck and don't come back with ebola.
Crime / Re: Seventy-Five Year Old Man Arrested For Impregnating Thirteen-year Old Girl (PIC) by NoContract(m): 8:26am On Nov 24, 2014
[size=18pt]KOBURU OOOOO[/size]
Religion / Re: 2012: I Heard Sounds In The Sky by NoContract(m): 7:58am On Nov 22, 2014
One term: DELUSIONAL MASS HYSTERIA grin

Wouldn't hurt to wiki that.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by NoContract(m): 1:13pm On Nov 20, 2014
missbronze:
Of course, i can do that. No Big deal in it.

Whenever i kneels down, i will just grab his carrot from his boxers into my mouth.

He will burst into laugh.., and, Fiam.., No more quarrel.

And, we are good and happy.

[size=18pt]Bad girls!!![/size]
Politics / Re: Happy 57th Birthday to President Goodluck Jonathan! Drop Your Wishes for Him by NoContract(m): 8:29am On Nov 20, 2014
Happy Birthday Sir.

If you can become a president, then nothing is impossible for me too.

LLNP

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Business / Re: 500k In My Hand, Dnt Know Which Business To Invest In by NoContract(m): 7:05am On Nov 20, 2014
hisableplc:

would u patner with my fish farm we share profit 50-50 every 3months
I will also show u a life changing investment for life n for free that you will leave to remember me and pray for me call me on 07037825247 or bbm me 7AABC8CB

Added you.

DCP Media
Religion / Re: Understanding Religious Delusions. by NoContract(m): 6:26am On Nov 20, 2014
Sagamite:


If I was to take pleasure in shredding more of your arguments by picking up another thinking below my level, I would say it was more delusional to believe a man that:

Cuts off people's heads, orders torture to obtain treasure, spreads his unverified and unverifiable proclamations by the sword of killing, orders killings of unarmed poets for verbal/written challenges of his proclamations, orders killings for refusal to accept his proclamations and follow him, orders the killing of followers that change their minds and want to leave the religion, orders and participates in armed robberies, treats those that are not his followers as inferior beings, takes slaves, raapes his female slaves etc

would not qualify to be accountable to "your Creator" for any misdeeds. Rather you believe "your Creator" would see him as a hero is what I would regard as deriving comfort from low-level thinking delusions.

At my level, you don't need to be omniscient to know those are wrong and unacceptable in any transcendental realm, even if you believe in unverified and unverifiable junk folklores.

At least, you can see now that Google has all this while been my cousin and you don't need to introduce it to me as a friend.

Oh, Saga the Mighty grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Of Anger And Shame In Africa by NoContract(m): 5:18am On Nov 20, 2014
Sagamite:


You are a mentally ill fuuktard, how can you make assessment on other's judgment?



Mentally-ill fuuktard, are you already practicing the moronic suggestion you are making?

I take it the computer you are using now is made in Mubi?

I take the clothes you are wearing now is made in Ofada?

I am already sure your education books was made in Otuoke.



Moronic fuuktard!

I still 'liked' your post.
Politics / Re: WhatsApp Activated End-to-End Encryption For Millions Of Users Across The World by NoContract(m): 2:46pm On Nov 19, 2014
Whatever.
Education / Re: "My Boyfriend Encouraged Me" –UNILORIN Best Anatomy Graduate by NoContract(m): 9:31am On Nov 19, 2014
leatherback:
Anatomy... Hmmm

Now someone will come here saying having no boyfriend on campus has been my motivation

But wait o... Boyfriend + Anatomy....

Oh boi... I am still laughing....

It is well
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...of the PUSSIY, yu mean?[/size]
Nairaland / General / Re: Of Anger And Shame In Africa by NoContract(m): 9:15am On Nov 19, 2014
[size=18pt]SAGAMITE HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN OVERLY INTELECTUAL F.UCKTARD![/size]
Music/Radio / Re: Music Production & Video Editing Training DVD Free! --start Building Your Dreams by NoContract(m): 8:35am On Nov 19, 2014
Perfect
Politics / Re: Nollywood Star, Ex-commissioner At War Over Enugu Reps Ticket by NoContract(m): 7:50am On Nov 19, 2014
[size=18pt]NATIONAL CAKE![/size]
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Confused And Annoyed, I Need Ur Help Plssssssss by NoContract(m): 1:53pm On Nov 17, 2014
kiki1000:
Is it a crime to ask what u don't know? Have I asked u how to woo the google has it not occurred to u that I might be new to it? anyway thanks for the insult

Sorry if it was an insult.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Gravity Glue – Michael Grab’s Gravity Defying Rock Balancing Art by NoContract(m): 1:51pm On Nov 17, 2014
This is beyond amazing!

The human mind is filled with a plethora of untapped potentials.

Oh, if na Nigeria now, dem go sey na Witchcraft and the guy go don open one Church sharperlly.

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery people.
Religion / "Catholics Will Go To Hell, Pope Francis Is The Anti-christ"-pastor Chris Okotie by NoContract(m): 11:36am On Nov 17, 2014


Pastor Chris Okotie left his congregation shocked on Sunday (yesterday) when he said that all Catholics in the world will go to hell when they die because they are worshippers of Satan and are led by a Pope who is Anti-Christ and a friend of the Devil.

The fifty-five year old pastor made this controversial statement while he was preaching in his church, Household of God Church in Ikeja, Lagos. He said the Catholic church was a counterfeit church created by Satan. He accused catholics of bowing to idols and crucifying Jesus by eating His flesh and drinking His blood every Sunday.

“They are not Christians and have never been,” Okotie insisted, to the wide-eyed shock of his congregation.

“They don’t know Jesus. They believe that when they eat bread on Sundays, they are eating the body of Jesus. It’s ritual."

He said Pope Francis is Anti-Christ, doing the bidding of the devil and that it was only a matter of time before the Catholic church came out to declare full service to Satan.

He urged his congregation to save the Catholics by evangelizing to them. He added that all he was saying wasn't out of disrespect. Rather, he was showing respect for the word of God.

He added that it was only fair that those who knew the truth should bring it to those who didn't in the Catholic church. He said that Pope John Paul II, one of the most revered popes in recent Catholic history, had handed over the Catholic Church to Mary, earthly mother of Jesus, and that the current Pope (Francis) had done the same thing, instead of surrendering it to Jesus Christ Himself.

He said that, while he didn't write the bible, it was obvious that Catholics aren't Christians and they do not serve the same Christ he preaches about in the bible. He added that Catholics didn't even believe in hell, but in purgatory ("the purgatory that they invented," he added)

Pastor Chris Okotie has been married twice, and divorced twice, and he announced that there would be a beauty pageant to announce the most beautiful woman in his church next Sunday. His yearly "Grace Programme" will also hold next Sunday.

The former music star, who is now a politician of sorts has always been a controversial character in Nigeria. He once said that it was the devil who informed him that he was going to be a preacher. Pastor Chris Okotie once said the famous Prophet T.B. Joshua was the son of the devil and his congregation will wind up in hell.

Pastor Chris Okotie has announced frequently in recent times that God has anointed him to be president of Nigeria. Alas, the prophecy hasn't come to fruition yet, as he has lost in the two presidential elections he contested in.

http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/catholics-will-go-to-hell-pope-francis-is-the-anti-christ-chris-okotie.24444/
Politics / Re: So Amnesty International Was Right Afterall? by NoContract(m): 11:23am On Nov 17, 2014
Why can't nollywood make a movie out of this?

Villageboi

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Romance / Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by NoContract(m): 5:48pm On Nov 12, 2014
Mad people too full nairaland.

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Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witness Dies After Rejecting Blood Transfusion by NoContract(m): 5:36pm On Nov 12, 2014
pelij:
Mehn that church sucks

SECT not CHURCH
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witness Dies After Rejecting Blood Transfusion by NoContract(m): 5:17pm On Nov 12, 2014
RikoduoSennin:


Bias news at its finest! Please remove this malicious news piece from this forum or at least change the title.

Did you notice the bolded section of your report. How did refusing blood transfusion kill her a whole month after. Can someone with shortage of blood during surgery survive for a month? Don't you realise she may have died from other thing?

Why not right report about JW who have refused blood transfusions and STILL survived or better yet about people who took blood transfusions and still die.

Do you think blood transfusions save lives 100%. Do you think blood transfusions is the BEST/ New technological way to achieve successful surgery?

@bolded section, JW did not say, God through the bible said so. We simply obey no matter what why others choose what they obey. (If God told them to sacrifice their child, they would tell him no! They lack the kind of faith Abramham had)

Controversies and many death? What about the many lifes that decision has saved- both now and in the resurrection. Focus on the positive.

Trying to stay alive? For how long? Is it quaranteed that after disobeying God by taking blood transfusions- the person will survive the surgery.

Is obeying God less important than our short miserable life on this earth?

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All the post above are just based on ignorance and lack of proper information. I am not surprised because Satan said to God, "whatever a man has he will give to save his soul". In this case, many are ready to sacrifice their Faith, Loyalty, Obedience,and Love for God and commandments for TRYING (NB:no quarantee) to save their soul only to discover that they can't outrun death.

Your's is a strong case of foolishry.

By the way, what happened to the 'Do not be unevenly yoked with unbelievers' admonition? What are you doing on the internet and especially on Nairaland?

Anyway, if this delusion makes you happy, go for it. Just don't try to twist our mind with your foolishry. The world is filled with enough already.



re·vere/rəˈvir/
verb
feel deep respect or admiration for (something).

Before you e-crucify me, I am not e-persecuting you o. I used to be a former staunch JW.
#NoContract

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Nairaland / General / Re: Finally! Jonathan Unveils The Hundred Naira Centenary Note by NoContract(m): 5:08pm On Nov 12, 2014
olapluto:
Oh wow! what a great achievement by the GEJ administration. This is the what Nigerians have been yearning for!

Remind me again, the title of the nollywood movie?

I'm sorry, its just because I schooled in Zambia.
Celebrities / Re: See Davido Back Then In Secondary School (+PICS) by NoContract(m): 10:01pm On Nov 11, 2014
Too much foreigners dey this thread.

Me self, I don't know who Davido is.

I am from Chibok and we don't use TVs here.

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