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Politics / Re: APC Is The 'Waste Basket' For PDP's 'Expired Substances' - PDP by NoContract(m): 9:58am On Dec 09, 2014
This hell hole of a country is never getting better.
Crime / Re: Homosexual Kills Partner In Abuja Hotel [photo] by NoContract(m): 9:40am On Dec 09, 2014
MillionDollars:
i'm waiting for the day CHARLY BOY would kill DENRELE

You sick no be small grin

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Reveals 6 Prophesies To Expect At Shiloh 2014 by NoContract(m): 8:16am On Dec 09, 2014
winner01:
one of d most significant events in christianity is the ressurection of Jesus Christ and when his grave opened.

You sure know how to twist the bible. Pray, list others (if any significant bible events) and let me twist it for you too.
Travel / Re: Dana Air Flight ‎537 Is A Disaster Waiting To Happen – A Passenger’s Ordeal. by NoContract(m): 11:21pm On Dec 08, 2014
Gboliwe:
This should be on frontpage! Life doesn't have duplicate. If Dana Air, the Airport authority and the ministry of Aviation will not ground the said plane before this bomb exploded, the least we can do is avoid flying that particular airline and spread the news.

Front page please

Seun
Sagamite
Mukina
Tallesty

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Govt. Releases Chad-bound Russian Plane Detained In Kano by NoContract(m): 7:34pm On Dec 08, 2014
I don't care. France is safe.

You people can let the government play chess with your lives and blow up each other to bits.

In fact, I will apply for my masters as soon as I finish school here in Lyons.

ICanNotComeAndDie

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Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Takes Selfie Showing Off 'fully-loaded' Underwear [Pic] by NoContract(m): 1:59pm On Dec 08, 2014
GAYS grin

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Reveals 6 Prophesies To Expect At Shiloh 2014 by NoContract(m): 8:22am On Dec 08, 2014
sukkot:
english muthafucka english. can you speak it * samuel jackson * grin my bros helep me translate wink

[size=18pt]Sorry no English here. I schooled in France. grin[/size]
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Reveals 6 Prophesies To Expect At Shiloh 2014 by NoContract(m): 8:15am On Dec 08, 2014
sukkot:
how is he ya papa ? are you one of his two daughters ?

[size=18pt]Ne ai pas l'esprit, elle est juste délirant.[/size] grin
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Reveals 6 Prophesies To Expect At Shiloh 2014 by NoContract(m): 8:08am On Dec 08, 2014
[size=18pt]This prophecy is rife with fallacies! Damn!

“Let me tell you what I see coming to happen at Shiloh 2014. The graves of your health condition will be opened, the graves of general curses will be opened, the graves of your career struggles will be opened, the graves of generational curses will be opened. The graves of marital spells shall be opened; you are going to have the best of your times. He ended by urging everyone to attend saying it will be for their own good. God is not looking for a crowd, He’s looking for whom to bless, He’s looking for whom to crown. God doesn’t need you, you are the one who needs God, Your membership is a burden to God, if you are not advancing in life.” - Bishop D. Oyedepo

Graves are closed. Buried, not to be opened again. So why must they be re-opened? To haunt or torment? Buried sickness will be opened? Tufiakwa!

He ended by urging everyone to attend saying it will be for their own good. God is not looking for a crowd, He’s looking for whom to bless...

Oh, Zechariah![/size]

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Celebrities / Re: Ice Prince And Seyi Shay In Hot Romance? Pictures Speak! by NoContract(m): 7:43am On Dec 08, 2014
Are these celebs using Techno phones ni?

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Celebrity Couples Storm Future Awards 2014 [photos] by NoContract(m): 7:40am On Dec 08, 2014
Terrible camera.

So nobody dey use iPhone 5 there?

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Travel / Dana Air Flight ‎537 Is A Disaster Waiting To Happen – A Passenger’s Ordeal. by NoContract(m): 7:00am On Dec 08, 2014
by Simon Ateba

At 30,000 feet above sea level, ‎up there in the sky and just five minutes after taking off from the Murtala Muhammed Airport in Lagos, western Nigeria, the Dana Air Flight 537 to Abuja began to bounce, shake and struggle.

This was just few minutes to four o’clock in the afternoon and this was when the over 20-year old MD-83 Dana‎ plane was filled to capacity.

The weather was great, the sun was up and turbulence was minimal when we all left Lagos excited to visit Nigeria’s ‎luxurious capital of Abuja.

I was going to Abuja to attend a bloggers’ party at ‎House Forty Three located at 43 Gana Street in Maitama, a highbrow area in Abuja. ‎The party was organised by “A Login Bloggers Network Initiative” with the theme #WetinUDeyBlogSef.

It was an event that had been in the pipeline for two months and excitement was at the very peak.

However, few minutes after taking off, the engine began scream and the plane began to go up and down. We will begin to go down and down and then up and up in za sudden switch.

Passengers on board the old plane began to pray. I wanted to sleep, but sleep failed to come and when food was served, I did not have strength to eat. ‎I was petrified.

This was in addition to the heat. It was as if the cooling system had crashed right from before the old plane took off.

A cabin crew who received a complaint from a passenger said the plane was hot because there were many people on board.

The second cabin crew told us when the plane takes off and we fly for some minutes the cooling system will be normalised.

We all pray for a safe flight, not sure we will make it to Abuja. The latest scare came few minutes to landing. The loud sound that was coming from the engine was similar to the once banned Molue buses on Lagos chaotic traffic snarls.

The noise lasted until we touched down at the Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport in Abuja more than an hour after we left Lagos contrary to the 55 minutes we were told for the duration of the flight. ‎

At landing, passengers began to thank their God for a miraculous flight. One passenger approached airport authorities to lodge an official complaint. ‎Another said he had been flying Dana in recent times and it has always been smooth but added: “this very plane seems to be faulty”.

‎The Dana Air flight ‎537 to Abuja from Lagos on Friday afternoon almost crashed and may crash in few months if nothing is done fast by the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority, NCAA.‎

You know, I have lived long enough, and got white hair by the way to know that whether here in Abuja, central Nigeria, where I am writing this, thanking God for my life or over there, wherever you’re reading it, the truth remains that if that plane is not fixed urgently, it will kill many people in just few weeks. ‎

http://ynaija.com/dana-air-flight-%e2%80%8e537-is-a-disaster-waiting-to-happen-a-passengers-ordeal/

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Fashion / Re: Nigerian Skin-Bleaching Expert Shares Pictures Of His Transformation by NoContract(m): 5:31pm On Dec 07, 2014
Hypocrites everywhere. shocked
Phones / Re: TECNO, Gionee, & Fake Galaxy Phones Preloaded With DeathRing Trojan? by NoContract(m): 4:42pm On Dec 07, 2014
Android phones are trash both the Original and the Land giro

Spits.
Religion / Re: 6 Things That Choke/kill Ones Spiritual Life by NoContract(m): 12:49pm On Dec 07, 2014
[size=18pt]Hypocrites complaining Wizkid and Davido are worldly songs.

Make I play ENYA, dem go sey na devil song.

The average Nigerian christian is a hypocrite.[/size]


Religion / Re: Why Haven't All Alfa Sulaimon's Prohecies Come To Pass? by NoContract(m): 12:46pm On Dec 07, 2014
ifex370:
9. done... remebrr CBN almost printed #5000 notes early dis year
11. very true the national dialogue was useless and had zero impact, delegate's are yet to be paid by d FG sef
13. Done by Somalia's alsha baab
14. still loading all of you know grin
22. Myles Munroe
23. Mikel obi
24. True ehn... dat bridge fit fall any second from now... but repairs started last month... glory be
27 E.G deizani, okonjo and his other crew members angry
28. don't mind d old man
33. Done... lolz BMW bullet proof kon flying car no
41. APC defection
42. Atiku and Buhari
43. Obama's prediction comes to mind
54. Chibok ooo #bringBackOurBabes angry


Misguided grin
Education / Re: Meet Nigeria's 42-yr-old JSS1 Student And Her Son, In Same School [photo] by NoContract(m): 12:42pm On Dec 07, 2014
Aprime:
Big waste of time and money.

She ought to be at home; taking care of her husband and grandchildren. And not on a fruitless wild goose chase...

And even if she really needs the education, whatever happens to adult education?... Can't she enroll in one?

What have you done with your life other than bringing people down with your negative projections? Is it your time she is wasting? Is it your money she is wasting? Did her son complained of hunger or shame to you?4

Why are you so daft in reasoning? Why can't you just read and pass if you have nothing positive to contribute? Do you have any idea how many people this thread have inspired?

How fu.ckin' old are you?

Oh, well you have no life.

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Education / Re: Meet Nigeria's 42-yr-old JSS1 Student And Her Son, In Same School [photo] by NoContract(m): 12:40pm On Dec 07, 2014
Aprime:
Big waste of time and money.

She ought to be at home; taking care of her husband and grandchildren. And not on a fruitless wild goose chase...

And even if she really needs the education, whatever happens to adult education?... Can't she enroll in one?

What have you done with your life other than bringing people down with your negative projections?

Oh, well you have no life.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Abducts More Than 20 Girls In Lassa, Borno State | Sahara Reporters by NoContract(m): 12:39pm On Dec 07, 2014
Aysuperstories:
nawao

and you need to watch this too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ydkzUEF-s

Foolish nigerians calling Sahara reporters liars. In case you know not, sahara reportes are NIGERIANS.
Religion / Why Haven't All Alfa Sulaimon's Prohecies Come To Pass? by NoContract(m): 1:42pm On Dec 06, 2014
AustineE1:

Full Text Of Apostle Johnson Suleman's Prophesies

Published on Wednesday, 08 January 2014 22:24
Written by Phrank Shaibu

Released On 5th December,2013
1. Rivers lawmaker to be arrested and charged for murder(it's an attempt to discredit him and the Nigeria police lied... The presidency and it's men will use the police against many people.
 
2. Bamanga Tukur will be removed and disgraced. 3.PDP is bad but APC is worse.4.Presidential ticket will split APC.5. Jonathan will manipulate second term.6. APC will win more slots in  2015. Over 70% of government will be in their hands.
7. If Jonathan goes ahead to contest , he will be president but will not finish his term.
8. Lagos will have a Christian governor.
9. I see CBN printing high denomination naira notes this year.
10. Tinibu of APC should not smile yet as there will be serious problems in APC.
11. The national dialogue will be the worst Nigeria has ever had, it will end up with fights and accusation of embezzlement.
12. South West will be seriously divided as a top APC chieftain will die.
13. I see bombing in Kenya.
14. Jonathan will survive impeachment.
15. If president Jonathan and Ameachi can resolve their difference, PDP will regain their lost glory.
16. Tinubu and Fashola will fight dirty.
17. Musicians should pray against road accidents.
18.I see cabinet ministers out of the villa.
19. Accord party in Oyo will gain relevance.
21.President Jonathan is the last PDP president.
22. A major and great man of God will be called home. His ministry has blessed the world.
20. APC will claim victory in 2015 but the court will give it to Jonathan .
23. A Super Eagles player will be involved in a ghastly motor accident.
24. Niger Bridge needs urgent attention, collapse is imminent.
25. Oba of Benin, oh we need to pray.
26. A northern leader, SGF, Chief of Staff will be among those in the team negotiating on the president's behalf because he will be told to step down but will not.
27. I like jonathan's gentle nature but he is surrounded by wrong people.
28. Obasanjo should shut up, he will have problem.
29. Olumba Olumba olu will have serious problems.
30. Republic of Benin will mourn a past leader.
31. Many christians looking for babies will have babies this year.
32. Ikonjo Iweala will have serious problems 
33. Stella Oduah will have problems.
34. Another plane crash . Eminent personalities involved.
35. Kidnap to be more common in the west.
36. Third mainland bridge needs fresh touch.
37. All service Chiefs will be fired.
38. Oyo and Ogun state governors, I don't see them coming back. If they can pray hard, mercy may smile at them but, I see them go home.
39. Nollywood needs to pray and cancel death. I see four people. A list among them.
40. Ghana president will be betrayed by friends.
41. Governors and senators will leave PDP.
42. The  Northern candidates against president Jonathan will be two majorly.
43. We should pray against Nigeria break up.
44. Tuface, Davido and Wizkid need prayers against international disgrace.
45. South Africa needs prayers not to return to the past.
46. I saw a colenel in the military trying to stage a coup but he will fail.
47. The economy of Nigeria will go worse but true Christians will prosper.
48. NTA needs prayers. I saw them crying over the loss of one of their bosses and fire out break in one of the stations.
49. Obiano, the governor elect of Anambra will face serious problems because God is unhappy with the way he was declared governor.
50. The presidency will dump governor Dickson of Bayelsa.
51. I see fuel scarcity.
52. PENGASSAN and NUPENG need prayers.
53. A popular king in Niger Delta will die.
54. Serious crisis in the north and will attract foreign help.

This was posted on Nairaland front page on January 9.

I implore all surviving Nairaland members to come together and let us dissect which of this is happened and which hasn't.

I never believed anyway. Where others saw prophesies, I saw calculated predictions angry #MyOppinion

Original thread here:https://www.nairaland.com/1586493/full-text-apostle-sulemans-prophesies/
Celebrities / Re: D’banj’s Koko Garri Now Sells For #5,000 On Konga.com by NoContract(m): 1:33pm On Dec 06, 2014
The negativity on this thread is alarming.

You don't have to say something bad even if you're not going to buy.

grin
Education / Re: Photos: The Problem Of Transportation In UNILORIN by NoContract(m): 11:50am On Dec 06, 2014
[size=18pt]BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY!![/size]

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Crime / Re: I Was Chained And Forced To Sleep With Over 30 Men by NoContract(m): 11:47am On Dec 06, 2014
TOO FAKE JARE.

LOOKS LIKE THOSE FAKE FACEBOOK STORIES.

OH WOW THE VIDEO WAS UPLOADED BY EMMANEUL TV TB JOSHUA'S YOUTUBE ACCOUNT

THE LADY EVEN CLAIMED SHE WAS TORMENTED BY THE 'SPIRIT OF PROSTITUTION'

LMAO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekhJ_diIGf0

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Politics / Re: Photos: Unhappy and Mean-Looking Faces Of Prominent Nigerian Politicians by NoContract(m): 8:13am On Dec 06, 2014
[size=18pt]OLD GOONS[/size] grin
Politics / Re: Nwobodo’s Son’s Corpse Missing, Burial Postponed by NoContract(m): 8:11am On Dec 06, 2014
[size=18pt]EMBARASSMENT![/size]
Religion / Re: ww3 to heat up before end of may 2015 by NoContract(m): 10:39am On Dec 04, 2014
[size=18pt]And to believe this lunacy reach 43 pages shows that NIGERIANS ARE FOOLS![/size]

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Crime / Re: Man, 27, Rapes 11-yr-old Girl With Down’s Syndrome by NoContract(m): 10:28am On Dec 04, 2014
[size=18pt]NIGERIANS

THE MOST HYPOCRITICAL NATION ON EARTH
[/size]
Fashion / Re: Funke Akindele (Jenifa) Makes A Colorful Fashion Statement [PHOTOS] by NoContract(m): 7:09am On Dec 04, 2014
holatin:
beautiful masquerade

Beautiful sin.
Religion / Re: Photos: Meet Bishop Oyedepo's Decent & Beautiful Daughters by NoContract(m): 7:06am On Dec 04, 2014
What decency!

I heard they can't cook.
Celebrities / Re: Fab Photos: Meet Mikel Obi's Prospective Wealthy In-laws by NoContract(m): 9:07am On Dec 03, 2014
aragon4realz:
are you sure the love you or are they after your popularity?....cos real white men are racist.you have to be careful bro

Just read what your brain is projecting. You are the racist one here. Calling another race a racist when the pictures show otherwise. Black Nigerian fool.

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Music/Radio / Re: "Praise Medley" Music Video By Kefee (Who Died in June) by NoContract(m): 3:35pm On Dec 02, 2014
texazzpete:
Really lame title. How does a dead person 'release' a video?

Google post humous
Politics / Re: APC Primaries Is Today, Which Of Our Entertainers Will Scale Through? by NoContract(m): 3:33pm On Dec 02, 2014
feelamong:


BAD BELLE!

Desmond Elliot just scaled thru!!

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