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electropiz:As an agnostic, if delusion makes you happy, go for it. |
Lolaabokoku:Yes, there is. If you don't mind, I'll like to have a battle of wits with you on a new thread. Fuc.kin sect. |
Jehovah's witnesses again? (Ok, I hastily wrote this to seize space. Herein lies my opinions) First, I was born and raised a JW. Preached from door to door. Had enough of that charade. I fap. Ironically, this started as an evolutionary (for the lack of a better word) response to the strongly held belief of 'Thou shall not fornicate'. At least there was no 'Thou shall not fap'. To all those 'Your body is a sacred temple' gang, I'll talk about that later. 2condly, to honestly understand how fapping and sexuality in general works (for the quick-to-judge ignorant bigots, y̶e̶a̶h̶,̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶a̶p̶o̶l̶o̶g̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶) you need an introductory knowledge of Sexuality science. You need to understand that by 14 to 17 every living human, both male and female go through that awkward most non-understadable phrase after puberty. You goats need to understand that everybody is instictively 'wired' differently. Ask yourself if you've ever had a sexually questioning discourse with a boy or girl under 18? No, I take it, religion has clouded your reasoning. You goats need to understand that no matter what, someone who IS NOT INSTICTIVELY wired to be aroused by a member of the same sex, will NEVER get a hard-on looking at a member of the same sex. Let me reiterate, YOU CAN'T, AND WILL NEVER be sexually stimulated by a member of the same sex, if you don't already have underlying feelings regarding it. You can never force a dude to fucc.k a cat, no-fuckin-matter-what, if he doesn't already have feelings of beastiality, and especially with small (feline) animals. I'm always appalled to the fact that most people think being gay is some sort of a fad. Who wants a fad with 14years (+ all the scorn involved) hanging on their neck. Are you people really this delusional? GOD! Back to the topic. Thirdly, regarding the connection between vaseline and homosexuality (I literally laughed while typing that) here is what happens, for the too-holy-hypocritical-religious-delusioned-pigs, you conjure an image in your brain, any image, but ultimately, the brain has a way of making you CHOOSE ONLY THE ONE THAT IS SEXUALLY GRATIFYING, THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS THE0 POWER TO MAKE PLEASING YOURSELF ENJOYABLE. Your brain will never conjure what you don't like. Your brain will, for example, never conjure a mad man, or a mad woman, or a horse (well, unless YOU'RE ATTRACTED SEXUALLY to a horse) or a porcupine. In essence, your brain acts as a personal entity, a very close friend who feeds you with the ONLY thing that can make your fapping trippy. If you're not gay, a male picture will never pop up. I guess I'm bogging you with too much knowledge, you folks prefer to wallow in your Paradise/Inheriting the Earth delusion. In english, you people don't read with discernment (right back at ya!) In secondary school, me and my band of friends fapped (privately) like the devil was goin' to wake up. Nothin' happened. We eventually 'graduated' to boning girls till they bled. Hahah. All these happened after I was exposed to the hypocrisy of the Jehovas' Witness doctrine, and religion in general. I challenge every witness on this thread, battle it out with me. Let's create a thread, mods throw it on front page and let me expose your bullshitry to the world, you hypocritical bigots. The article itself is outdated; JWs have a knack for re-editing 'failed falacies' and all that in their new pubs. All said, I can now sip my tea in peace, and enjoy the freedom that my non-religion and soul searching has giving me. You delusional goats can go ahead and bash homosexuality in the spirit of religion and 'vaseline'. |
kiki1000:Really you are asking this question? You know how to use After Effects but you don't know how to export? Okay o. Kontunu. >>Google is your friend. Well, unless you want us to teach you how to woo google too. |
Abeg you ejucated illetrates make una let us hear word jare. The country churns out tens of thousand of graduates every year and yet Nigeria still imports toothpick. And the same set of leaders have been ruling for over 30 years. What then is the usefullness of arguing over the toughest university iish? 17 year olds are holding protests in Hong Kong and co. Una dey here dey argue with pieces of paper certificates, with nothing to show for it. And to imagine the OP (a graduate, I suppose) used the words ENTER instead of TO APPLY etc speaks a lot about the toughistry of the Nigerian educational system. What a sham. To each his own. This is solely my opinion! [img]http://3.bp..com/-a5wpQFeWNvA/UOmrcpCC4sI/AAAAAAAAJiM/06P7qw2bM0M/s640/63.jpg[/img] |
[size=18pt]DELUSION EVERYWHERE![/size] |
“I think I was angriest when my father died. The saddest and the angriest. The saddest because he was gone, and I selfishly wanted him back. Angriest because it made me think about how we all have to die and that really made me angry.”Point or not? |
Na wa. |
MizMyColi:You will learn not to fvck with me. [img]http://3.bp..com/-HNrepUA1vSI/Uv5kjPe3VqI/AAAAAAAAfpU/3mWkFK0864w/s1600/image.png[/img] https://i.imgur.com/SrimhOk.jpg |
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MizMyColi:https://s9.favim.com/orig/131112/beyonce-funny-single-ladies-tweet-Favim.com-1052451.jpg |
mesoade:Enjoyed this, and I created a meme.
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Ilovenigeria:ASK GOOGLE. WHEN YOU WERE VOTING SOME FOUR YEARS AGO, DID YOU NOT ASK YOURSELF WHAT THE IMPLICATION OF VOTING THE WRONG PERSON(S) IN GO BE? |
Posted Oct 27, 2014 at 10:38am Archbishop Nicholas Duncan-Williams has said women must see men’s love proposal and decision to marry them as a “privilege” because without that, they will “rot” away with their beauty and intelligence.Source: Ghana/StarrFMonline.com/103.5FM http://m.starrfmonline.com/1.1879845#channel=rss&source=kitnes?utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=twitterfeed |
Ok, seriously, Did denrele put on these attires? Or na 'allegedly'? Or na photoshop? Either way, denrele never fails to dissapont. It's not easy to keep up being weird. |
Nairaland, pomoting imorality, infidelity, Ignorance, bigotry and hypocrisy (I see myself) of the Nigerian people since time immemorial. ![]() |
How will the fact that PDP won change anything about the poverty status of Nigerians. I'm appalled as to why people are not asking these questions. We don't care who wins. We should be more concerned about the personal integrity of the winners. How sure are we that they are not going to act exactly the way the former officials did? No way! Nigeria is such a sh/it hole filled with poverty stricken, backward thinking, sheepishly gullible people who no shit other than voting for rice and beans. The nation churns out thousands of graduates every year and not even a single graduate ever thought of trying to create a political party themselves, rebulid the future they rant about on NL. How much be 25 million naira presidential ticket wey NL no fot generate in 3 month if we are commited? But no, we prefer to rant and score cheap political points on NL. Chai! For 2014! Na WA!!! |
Spits AaaaarrrrrroowwwkkkkkPpppttt! The mod who put this on fp is a c̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶ I no wan ban oo!!! |
jidestroud:No. You did it for love. She will come back. When Samsung releases Note 4. |
OP, its two things: If the girl knows before hand that you'll be paying for the phone till 2015, go back to her and ask for your phone back. She's a fool, and she doesn't deserve you. She should ask her new 'future pal' to do the same for her. If the girl doesn't know, go back and collect your phone. After all, she is useless to you. Tell her your mom needs the phone or even your female househelp or whoever. She is worthless to you. Infact give me that babe number, she's is the immature one here. I only pity the new guy he's dating. |
@OP, please shut up witht your 'corrupted morality iish' What a gang of self serving mofos blaming the west for their failed empathy. You rob your citizens, and build mansions overseas and companies, then you come back and claim the west are the ones messing you up! What a bunch of hypocritial fools, fooling themselves since they forcefully ganed independence. I've never seen such a sheepish country filled with 97% gullible people. Chai! For 2014! |
How sure are you that we will recoup? How much do you need? And what kind of films are we talking about here? Are you a filmnmker or a producer? Pin:22C39B8C |
Tallesty1:[size=18pt]YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO CONTROL YOUR OBSESSIONS AND COMPULSIONS. YOU AND EVERYBODY ON THIS THREAD![/size] |
Hm |
Stone age mentality. |
Ofcourse. |
Whatever |
How about ending the Dangote monopoly? |
MuguliciousMUGU:You go like do/ggy style like crazy!!! |
