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Christianity EtcRe: SHILOH 2014: Heaven On Earth by NoContract(m): 2:36pm On Nov 09, 2014
electropiz:
I must be there
As an agnostic, if delusion makes you happy, go for it.
Christianity EtcRe: self-service Leads To Homosexuality--watchtower by NoContract(m): 1:29pm On Nov 09, 2014
Lolaabokoku:
yess, is there a problem with that?
Yes, there is. If you don't mind, I'll like to have a battle of wits with you on a new thread.

Fuc.kin sect.
Christianity EtcRe: self-service Leads To Homosexuality--watchtower by NoContract(m):
Jehovah's witnesses again?

(Ok, I hastily wrote this to seize space. Herein lies my opinions)

First, I was born and raised a JW. Preached from door to door. Had enough of that charade. I fap. Ironically, this started as an evolutionary (for the lack of a better word) response to the strongly held belief of 'Thou shall not fornicate'. At least there was no 'Thou shall not fap'.

To all those 'Your body is a sacred temple' gang, I'll talk about that later.

2condly, to honestly understand how fapping and sexuality in general works (for the quick-to-judge ignorant bigots, y̶e̶a̶h̶,̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶a̶p̶o̶l̶o̶g̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶c̶a̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶) you need an introductory knowledge of Sexuality science. You need to understand that by 14 to 17 every living human, both male and female go through that awkward most non-understadable phrase after puberty. You goats need to understand that everybody is instictively 'wired' differently.

Ask yourself if you've ever had a sexually questioning discourse with a boy or girl under 18? No, I take it, religion has clouded your reasoning.

You goats need to understand that no matter what, someone who IS NOT INSTICTIVELY wired to be aroused by a member of the same sex, will NEVER get a hard-on looking at a member of the same sex.

Let me reiterate, YOU CAN'T, AND WILL NEVER be sexually stimulated by a member of the same sex, if you don't already have underlying feelings regarding it. You can never force a dude to fucc.k a cat, no-fuckin-matter-what, if he doesn't already have feelings of beastiality, and especially with small (feline) animals.

I'm always appalled to the fact that most people think being gay is some sort of a fad. Who wants a fad with 14years (+ all the scorn involved) hanging on their neck.

Are you people really this delusional? GOD!

Back to the topic. Thirdly, regarding the connection between vaseline and homosexuality (I literally laughed while typing that) here is what happens, for the too-holy-hypocritical-religious-delusioned-pigs, you conjure an image in your brain, any image, but ultimately, the brain has a way of making you CHOOSE ONLY THE ONE THAT IS SEXUALLY GRATIFYING, THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS THE0 POWER TO MAKE PLEASING YOURSELF ENJOYABLE.

Your brain will never conjure what you don't like. Your brain will, for example, never conjure a mad man, or a mad woman, or a horse (well, unless YOU'RE ATTRACTED SEXUALLY to a horse) or a porcupine.

In essence, your brain acts as a personal entity, a very close friend who feeds you with the ONLY thing that can make your fapping trippy. If you're not gay, a male picture will never pop up.

I guess I'm bogging you with too much knowledge, you folks prefer to wallow in your Paradise/Inheriting the Earth delusion. In english, you people don't read with discernment (right back at ya!)

In secondary school, me and my band of friends fapped (privately) like the devil was goin' to wake up. Nothin' happened. We eventually 'graduated' to boning girls till they bled. Hahah.

All these happened after I was exposed to the hypocrisy of the Jehovas' Witness doctrine, and religion in general.

I challenge every witness on this thread, battle it out with me. Let's create a thread, mods throw it on front page and let me expose your bullshitry to the world, you hypocritical bigots.

The article itself is outdated; JWs have a knack for re-editing 'failed falacies' and all that in their new pubs.

All said, I can now sip my tea in peace, and enjoy the freedom that my non-religion and soul searching has giving me.

You delusional goats can go ahead and bash homosexuality in the spirit of religion and 'vaseline'.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Confused And Annoyed, I Need Ur Help Plssssssss by NoContract(m): 6:40am On Nov 09, 2014
kiki1000:
pls help me, hw can I convert my after effect project(videos) into mp4 or or other format that I can watch cry
Really you are asking this question?

You know how to use After Effects but you don't know how to export?

Okay o. Kontunu.

>>Google is your friend. Well, unless you want us to teach you how to woo google too.
EducationRe: Toughest Universities To Enter In Nigeria by NoContract(m): 6:43pm On Nov 02, 2014
Abeg you ejucated illetrates make una let us hear word jare.

The country churns out tens of thousand of graduates every year and yet Nigeria still imports toothpick.

And the same set of leaders have been ruling for over 30 years. What then is the usefullness of arguing over the toughest university iish?

17 year olds are holding protests in Hong Kong and co. Una dey here dey argue with pieces of paper certificates, with nothing to show for it.

And to imagine the OP (a graduate, I suppose) used the words ENTER instead of TO APPLY etc speaks a lot about the toughistry of the Nigerian educational system. What a sham.

To each his own. This is solely my opinion!

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Christianity EtcRe: CBN Bank Verification Number Is The Antichrist's Number by NoContract(m): 4:32pm On Nov 02, 2014
[size=18pt]DELUSION EVERYWHERE![/size]
Christianity EtcAngry At God - Possible? by NoContract(op): 8:10pm On Oct 31, 2014
“I think I was angriest when my father died. The saddest and the angriest. The saddest because he was gone, and I selfishly wanted him back. Angriest because it made me think about how we all have to die and that really made me angry.”
“Angry at what?”
“God, The Spirit, whatever it is that brought us here. I do believe in something. I don’t know what. But I don’t think we’re here because of some accidental chemical reaction. But life is like some toy, or some piece of candy, that God hands to the baby just to snatch it away. I mean, c’mon, did you really have to make us suffer to achieve salvation? Did Eve have to eat the apple? Did Jesus have to suffer on a cross so that we could be forgiven for our sins? You could have just snapped your fingers and forgiven our sins. You’re God. You could have cut out the whole middle part. But you chose to make us suffer. And that makes me angry.”

https://www.facebook.com/humansofnewyork/photos/a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784/799981930075909/?type=1&theater
Point or not?
BusinessRe: 12 Young Entrepreneurs Who Make Me Feel Optimistic About Nigeria's Future by NoContract(m): 10:35am On Oct 30, 2014
Na wa.
RomanceRe: 'Until A Man Proposes, You’ll Rot In Your Beauty, Intelligence' – Duncan-William by NoContract(op):
MizMyColi:
X'cuse me sir,
How lower can your thinking faculties get? grin grin

You're either happy or not.

Self deceit is the worst kind of deceit.
You will learn not to fvck with me.

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RomanceRe: 'Until A Man Proposes, You’ll Rot In Your Beauty, Intelligence' – Duncan-William by NoContract(op): 10:17am On Oct 28, 2014
MizMyColi:
X'cuse me sir,
How lower can your thinking faculties get? grin grin

You're either happy or not.

Self deceit is the worst kind of deceit.

RomanceRe: 'Until A Man Proposes, You’ll Rot In Your Beauty, Intelligence' – Duncan-William by NoContract(op): 10:13am On Oct 28, 2014
MizMyColi:
X'cuse me sir,
How lower can your thinking faculties get? grin grin

You're either happy or not.

Self deceit is the worst kind of deceit.
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RomanceRe: 'Until A Man Proposes, You’ll Rot In Your Beauty, Intelligence' – Duncan-William by NoContract(op): 10:01am On Oct 28, 2014
MizMyColi:
Dear Bishop, kindly shut the fvck up.

Your assertion is baseless and clueless.
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CelebritiesRe: Photos: Wizkid Parties With Girlfiend At Hennessy Artistry Club Tour by NoContract(m): 9:57am On Oct 28, 2014
mesoade:
Teacher: make a sentence with ghana.
.
Wizkid: are you ghana dance o,if i show you the money.
Enjoyed this, and I created a meme.

TravelRe: Niger Bridge Is Shaking. by NoContract(m): 9:49am On Oct 28, 2014
Ilovenigeria:
I have been in traffic now for over 4 hours.its not even moving at all. I heard the road was blocked because of Asaba election. The bridge is shaking and it seems it's going to rain. I am scared ooo.

Where is our second Niger bridge?
ASK GOOGLE. WHEN YOU WERE VOTING SOME FOUR YEARS AGO, DID YOU NOT ASK YOURSELF WHAT THE IMPLICATION OF VOTING THE WRONG PERSON(S) IN GO BE?
Romance'Until A Man Proposes, You’ll Rot In Your Beauty, Intelligence' – Duncan-William by NoContract(op): 9:44am On Oct 28, 2014
Posted Oct 27, 2014 at 10:38am

Archbishop Nicholas Duncan-Williams has said women must see men’s love proposal and decision to marry them as a “privilege” because without that, they will “rot” away with their beauty and intelligence.

The charismatic spiritual icon has therefore admonished women to be grateful to men if they choose to marry them, rather than misbehave.

“It’s a privilege to be married. It’s a privilege in the time we live in when it’s seven [women] to one man”, he told his congregation Sunday in Accra.

“Sister when you get married, be thankful and stop misbehaving because it’s seven to one. It doesn’t matter how pretty and beautiful and intelligent you are; until a man proposes to you, you are going to stay beautiful, pretty, intelligent, nice and whatever, and rotten”.

“That’s what it is, and somebody needs to tell you because there [are] so many women out there misbehaving. You got to be told the truth. And the reason why a lot of marriages are not working is because everybody is afraid to offend women to tell them: ‘Come on girl, you got a good thing going, hold fast onto it, don’t misbehave and don’t lose it’”.

He said unlike men who can marry at virtually any age, women’s biological make up and physiology put them at a disadvantage as they grow older and, therefore, said women must appreciate it when men choose to marry them because the age pendulum tilts against them.

“And somebody says: ‘How about the men?’ They got issues too but you see, the fact of the matter is that a man can be 100 years old and marry again if he ‘moves’. A man can be 100 years and marry if he can ‘drive’. But a woman just can’t get married at a particular age. [It] gets to a place [where] everything begins to melt and you can’t marry just because you want to marry”, the founder of the Christian Action Faith Ministries explained.

“It is what it is, and sometimes we don’t want to hear the truth. We get offended when the truth is said, but I have come to a place [where] I tell people that I have lost my reputation a long time ago, and so it doesn’t really matter whether you like me or you don’t like me, and I don’t preach to impress people anymore. I stopped doing that a long time ago. I deliver what I’m told to deliver, and whether you receive it or not is none of my business; it’s your business”, he said.
Source: Ghana/StarrFMonline.com/103.5FM
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CelebritiesRe: Top 10 Worst Dressed Celebrities In Nigeria by NoContract(m): 9:15pm On Oct 27, 2014
Ok, seriously,

Did denrele put on these attires?

Or na 'allegedly'?

Or na photoshop?

Either way, denrele never fails to dissapont.

It's not easy to keep up being weird.
RomanceRe: At What Age Did You Have Your First Kiss? Where? by NoContract(m): 2:01pm On Oct 27, 2014
Nairaland, pomoting imorality, infidelity, Ignorance, bigotry and hypocrisy (I see myself) of the Nigerian people since time immemorial.

grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Sweeps Delta LG Polls by NoContract(m): 7:48pm On Oct 26, 2014
How will the fact that PDP won change anything about the poverty status of Nigerians.

I'm appalled as to why people are not asking these questions.

We don't care who wins. We should be more concerned about the personal integrity of the winners. How sure are we that they are not going to act exactly the way the former officials did? No way!

Nigeria is such a sh/it hole filled with poverty stricken, backward thinking, sheepishly gullible people who no shit other than voting for rice and beans.

The nation churns out thousands of graduates every year and not even a single graduate ever thought of trying to create a political party themselves, rebulid the future they rant about on NL. How much be 25 million naira presidential ticket wey NL no fot generate in 3 month if we are commited?

But no, we prefer to rant and score cheap political points on NL.

Chai! For 2014! Na WA!!!
CelebritiesRe: Top Radio OAP Tosyn Buckor In Bikini by NoContract(m): 7:04pm On Oct 26, 2014
Spits

AaaaarrrrrroowwwkkkkkPpppttt!

The mod who put this on fp is a c̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶


I no wan ban oo!!!
RomanceRe: Do I Have The Right To Collect My Phone Gift Back From My Ex? by NoContract(m): 3:56pm On Oct 26, 2014
jidestroud:
Firstly, i feel so stupid and used.
okay, the real story is this, I promised my girlfriend (Now ex) a Samsung Note 3 phone for her birthday. Luckily for me at my place of work, the cooperative had the same phone up for pick up. As a guy who is deeply in love and knows that giving is part of maintaining a healthy relationship, i decided to pick up 2 Samsung Note 3 at the rate of N130,000 to be paid over a period of 12 months. Good news, the birthday came and i delivered.
Bad news, just 2days after my warm heart gift to her, she BROKE UP WITH ME. REASON: She doesn't see a future, blah blah blah...family issues, cultural differences.
i'm in the second month of my payment now. still paying for my Ex phone.

Advice: Can I ask her for the phone back? i feel cheated. (To make matters worse, she even uses her new bobo as Dp's on her bbm, for a phone i'm still going to be indebted for the next 10 months.

SHOULD I GET MY PHONE BACK?
No.

You did it for love.

She will come back.

When Samsung releases Note 4.
RomanceRe: Do I Have The Right To Collect My Phone Gift Back From My Ex? by NoContract(m): 11:04am On Oct 26, 2014
OP, its two things:

If the girl knows before hand that you'll be paying for the phone till 2015, go back to her and ask for your phone back.

She's a fool, and she doesn't deserve you. She should ask her new 'future pal' to do the same for her.

If the girl doesn't know, go back and collect your phone. After all, she is useless to you. Tell her your mom needs the phone or even your female househelp or whoever. She is worthless to you.

Infact give me that babe number, she's is the immature one here. I only pity the new guy he's dating.
FamilyRe: How The West Corrodes Our Morality by NoContract(m): 10:33am On Oct 26, 2014
@OP, please shut up witht your 'corrupted morality iish'

What a gang of self serving mofos blaming the west for their failed empathy. You rob your citizens, and build mansions overseas and companies, then you come back and claim the west are the ones messing you up!

What a bunch of hypocritial fools, fooling themselves since they forcefully ganed independence.

I've never seen such a sheepish country filled with 97% gullible people.

Chai! For 2014!
TV/MoviesRe: Film Investors by NoContract(m): 7:59am On Oct 26, 2014
How sure are you that we will recoup?

How much do you need? And what kind of films are we talking about here?

Are you a filmnmker or a producer?

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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Forte by NoContract(m): 9:36am On Oct 25, 2014
Tallesty1:
thank you 1mxkiss


Sometimes when you hear some certain things about you, you will ask yourself "Is this who I really am"?

I thank God cause friends here did not allow me to answer the question before they came to my rescue

Opinions differ sha.

Hope u are in good health?
[size=18pt]YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO CONTROL YOUR OBSESSIONS AND COMPULSIONS. YOU AND EVERYBODY ON THIS THREAD![/size]
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Sacks Delta Lawmaker, Orders Salary Refund by NoContract(m): 8:39am On Oct 25, 2014
Hm
Car TalkRe: Lecturer Lynched For Hitting Kids While Avoiding Trailer by NoContract(m): 7:22am On Oct 25, 2014
Stone age mentality.
PoliticsRe: EXCLUSIVE: Audit Exposes Massive Corruption In Lagos Local Councils; by NoContract(m): 7:01am On Oct 24, 2014
Ofcourse.
PoliticsRe: Finally, Jonathan Declares Interest In 2015 Election by NoContract(m): 6:52pm On Oct 23, 2014
Whatever
TV/MoviesRe: Reps Move To End Dstv Monopoly by NoContract(m): 7:38am On Oct 23, 2014
How about ending the Dangote monopoly?
FamilyRe: Nigerian Couple Welcome Octuplets In South Africa by NoContract(m): 7:48pm On Oct 22, 2014
MuguliciousMUGU:
This man is the kind of striker we need in the nigerian team... His goals can help us to win the world cup sef... Imagine beating argentina 8- 0cheesy
You go like do/ggy style like crazy!!!

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