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Car Talk / Re: What Event Motivates You To Learn How To Drive? by nokspos: 4:19pm On Dec 07, 2023
I was taking uber worth 50k per week that year, there was this uber guy that i constantly use. The last place I went, the project didn't work, and the guy charged me 30k for one trip because it was outside Lagos (ogun state precisely). I paid for a car the second day and I learnt how to drive it by myself on that same day. I just asked the car dealer, where is drive?, where is acceleration? ... and the rest was history.

When I told the uber guy that I've bought a car, you can feel the sadness in his face, he stopped doing uber and went back to his boutique business.

I drove the car out of the dealer's compound like a drunk man. Everything was wrong with my driving, i can accelerate from zero to 50 in 5 second then break immediately.... but because it was my car, i was ready to risk it all and damage the car if worse comes to worse, but i wasn't ready to pay one kobo to any uber again.

6years after, i'm still alive

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Politics / Re: NAF Puts Up Presidential Aircraft For Sale, Invites Bidders by nokspos: 1:04pm On Dec 05, 2023
is the AC working ?
Kasdat5:
Is it first body??
Business / Re: Bitmama Acquires Payday by nokspos: 8:50am On Dec 05, 2023
lol though its not complex but this your sentence is the exact way one of my older friend use to say it grin
nedekid:
All these kind business person no understand, we no de near there, before small pikin use you buy benz..

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Celebrities / Re: “I Am Single Not Searching” - Isreal Dmw’s Ex Wife Sheila Says As She Dances by nokspos: 8:37am On Dec 04, 2023
i've been to india , i've seen the hospitals doing it first hand
MyVILLAGEpeople:



Oooh I will read about it.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Dated A Girl Cheating On Her Bf Before? by nokspos: 4:57am On Dec 04, 2023
they will even call their boyfriend in your presence that they've gotten to their destination. Like "hello babe , i'm there , i'll call you when i'm done" only God knows where they told him they were going. It will definitely happen to every man at some point.
Celebrities / Re: “I Am Single Not Searching” - Isreal Dmw’s Ex Wife Sheila Says As She Dances by nokspos: 4:17am On Dec 04, 2023
There's virginity surgery in india
MyVILLAGEpeople:


Pepper who ? Lol

She needed israel for the publicity and upgrade her pay in the olosho business. Israel has nothing to lose, instead She's now for the streets. Just look at how she's even doing. I doubt if this girl was truly a virgin when he met her.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: New Israeli Airstrikes Killed At Least 32 People And Injured Dozen (Photo) by nokspos: 6:17pm On Dec 01, 2023
HAMAS STARTED IT
Gainman:
I am a fan of Isreal and hater of Hamas. But can someone tell me d importance of this cease fire. Iwas expecting it will lead to total peace. Now fight don start again.

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Romance / Re: Why Would A Man Reach Out To An Ex Of 10+ Years Out Of The Blue ? by nokspos: 8:38am On Dec 01, 2023
he's bored in his marriage and wanted some spice, you are still going to be the side chick, if a man doesn't love you, he will never love you no matter what you've become.

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Romance / Re: 70-year-old Woman Gives Birth To Twins by nokspos: 7:34am On Dec 01, 2023
no he's not a fool, at 70 you should adopt a child not giving birth to children you don't have much time to stay with. In Africa we have children for our own selfish reason and not to fulfil the word of God that says go into the world and multiply.
livenija:
YOU ARE A FOOL
Science/Technology / Re: My Starlink Nigeria Working In Most Rural Place Of Niger State, Near Benin Rep by nokspos: 4:37am On Dec 01, 2023
omo! i duff my hat for you
ask4bk:


We are a group of missionaries who try to bring civilisation and education to thousands of villagers. A work that government can't do for her rural people.

We teach children and adults how to speak and write hausa first, then how to read and write English. We pray with them and teach them our Christian faith too, but not compulsory since a majority are Muslims or people with no religion.

We don't gain from them. We are helping them and supported by people who think of supporting us with funds to do the work in these rural places for these people.

Yes, our life are at risk at times, but it's the cross we've to bear to help these people.
Health / Re: Dots On The Skin by nokspos: 10:34am On Nov 29, 2023
EmperorFred, first stage of vitiligo or eczema, the best remedy is to use native or herbal, there's something yoruba call imiorun and eyin-aro, buy it and mix it together, thank me later.

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Politics / Re: Femi Falana's Wife, Funmi Becomes A SAN by nokspos: 6:08am On Nov 29, 2023
some of you are just bitter for no reason , how can you say femi falana is one of the problem Nigeria has
kingthreat:
Sorry but what has she done to deserve the reputation of a SAN.
We know what likes of Ozekhome and Gani did to elevated to the SAN level but now being married to a top lawyer gives one the access to become a SAN
Femi Falana keeps deceiving the world that he is a human rights activist. He is one of the problems of the Nigerian system.

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Politics / Re: 19 Years After, My University Not Yet Standing – Former VP, Atiku Laments by nokspos: 5:13am On Nov 29, 2023
that's the main point my brother, if he can't stand a university , how will he stand nigeria
jkpbestseries:
But you think, you can make Nigeria stand. Many of these people don see country catch put. I recommend NO LONGER AT EASE
Programming / Vacancy!! Front End Developer by nokspos: 5:25am On Nov 28, 2023
A privately owned Tech company require the services of a front end developer:

Qualifications:
Proven experience as a front-end developer.
Strong proficiency in HTML, CSS, and JavaScript.
Experience with modern JavaScript libraries and frameworks such as React/ Angular/ Vue.js./Jquery
Experience with version control systems (e.g., Git).

Interested candidate should send their cv to premiumdataflex@gmail.com
Health / Re: Pimples Filled Oily Face Remedy? by nokspos: 3:38am On Nov 28, 2023
1. get Neutrogena 2 in 1 action
2. get an handkerchief and always clear your face
3. listen carefully to the food you eat , some people are gluten intolerance, which means you shouldn't eat rice, semo, milk and any food that contains gluten (this was my own problem) I had to stick to fufu, garri and yam wheat.
4. Egg and indomie is also a no go area for me .

Romance / Re: Why I Stopped Looking After My Wife Who Is In A Vegetative State (pic/video) by nokspos: 1:20pm On Nov 26, 2023
you didn't watch the video
ipobarecriminals:
sad I knw somebody that do same thing to the wife.She isn't aware of anything again.The man will carry diff girlfriend come knack. Marriage vows is now useless sad
Romance / Re: How Can I Handle This Small Girl ? by nokspos: 4:01pm On Nov 25, 2023
this is funny , go rent mini flat for better neighborhood

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Music/Radio / Re: Zlatan - 10 Bottles (Official Video) by nokspos: 1:32pm On Nov 25, 2023
no start trouble , zlantan has been very good from day one
flexyrule:
Kinda sound like Mohbad.

Nice Jam
Crime / Re: Lady Killed By A Hit & Run Driver In Port Harcourt. Relatives Needed by nokspos: 1:20pm On Nov 25, 2023
are you sure about this
Enemyofpeace:
She died with her eyes opened. The driver is in a serious trouble. She won’t rest until she kills the driver

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Agriculture / Re: My Trap Caught A Bush Rat, Let Me Teach You How To Make Bush Rat Soup! by nokspos: 9:54am On Nov 25, 2023
economy is really bad, he reach to dey eat rat

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Romance / Re: Health Benefits Of Eating Vaginal Discharge During Intercouse by nokspos: 2:00pm On Nov 22, 2023
head boys, over to you
Celebrities / Re: Mayor Of Atlanta, USA Declares November 18 ‘Davido Day' (Photos) by nokspos: 1:49pm On Nov 22, 2023
Life is only too serious when you life in nigeria bro... take it easy , they know better than you as to what they want.
Honoredeblazac:
The mayor must be an idiot. Why are we always like this with power? To enthrone mediocrity in Atlanta because of a single artist while there are many Atlanta based artist and great men who weren’t given this honor. Bullshit Democrats

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Politics / Re: Again, Court Grants Emefiele Bail Of ₦300 Million by nokspos: 10:41am On Nov 22, 2023
because he will still need more bailing in feature , dss never chop, efcc nko, federal government will soon sue etc . na small small . he wills pend the rest of this 8years of tinubu in jail

BeeNG3:
Bail too easy cry
Romance / Re: My Fiancée Wants To Visit Her Ex That Came To Town. by nokspos: 8:22pm On Nov 21, 2023
she will still visit one day, with or without your permission

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Celebrities / Re: Steve Harvey Crowns A Nigerian 'king Olu' For Updating Wife's Wedding Ring by nokspos: 5:25am On Nov 21, 2023
its a social media platform oga , its not daily news or punch , if you were not entertained, I was!!
DuBLINGreenb:
Naira land don cast
See Wetin dey make front page Kai !!!

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Politics / Re: I Didn’t Know Of Any Cabal In My Government – Buhari by nokspos: 5:07am On Nov 21, 2023
This man delt with Nigeria, how can you give jobs to ministers without supervising them !!!

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Music/Radio / Re: Nigerians Have Bought The American Market - Ghanaian Music Executive (video) by nokspos: 3:27pm On Nov 18, 2023
this is sooo deep , "they call us criminals, then we work hard they call us cheats".... must be the deepest sentence i've read this year

waternogetenemy:
Wen all this GHANA wahala go end?

They call us criminals.


we work hard they call us cheats, want us removed from market place.


Wat did we do to our Ghanaian brothers oooOOOO

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Career / Re: OpenAI (ChatGPT) Sacks Sam Altman (CEO) by nokspos: 1:09pm On Nov 18, 2023
he gives jobs , he's an investor , ycombinator and the likes ... read!! read!!
MrCGPA:
He will Certainly get a higher Job with the level of his Knowledge. If you reach some Level in IT you definitely be look after by Giant Companies.
Career / Re: OpenAI Co-Founder, Greg Brockman, Resigns by nokspos: 12:38pm On Nov 18, 2023
I don't even understand you

FreeStuffsNG:
Hmmm.

We don't even know the full details yet, hopefully he will not be another 'Bank-Friedman' who the regulators may pick up soon to answer for serious breaches. The only thing I sense now is that it's becoming another flop like metaverse, Twitter with all hype but no money but heavy record making losses to the investors.

A very good product doesn't need the kind of relentless hype being given to AI. I am not AI-skeptic but I will not be surprised if it's ultimately a commercial failure. Till we get the details, here's wishing him a great future.Check my signature for free stuffs!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Jaan Roose Takes Daring Walk Across Lagos Bridge by nokspos: 3:40pm On Nov 16, 2023
no be juju be that

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Romance / Re: I Can't Stand Black Americans by nokspos: 11:24am On Nov 16, 2023
Na wa o , so you are not even in usa , you fit never see airplane before self
BlackhatMentor:


Welcome to tech age.


I don't have to live in Gaza to know if I visit there now I'll be bombed
Romance / Re: Lightskin Women Or Dakskin Women? by nokspos: 11:14am On Nov 16, 2023
the darker the better for me

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