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Religion / Re: Rules On Slavery by NoProphecy: 9:48pm On Nov 02, 2013
Logicboy03:


Gbam.....I was just using a common quote

Christ flogged merchants and destroyed their private property- people forget that he could be a bad guy too
Or just tragically human.
Religion / Re: Miracles Performed By Jesus Christ While On Earth Vs Miracles Performed By Men by NoProphecy: 9:44pm On Nov 02, 2013
damibravo: This have being bothering my mind, After taking a deep thought of all the miracles (that I know of) Jesus Christ performed while on earth.
And also thought of all the miracles done my men of God (both real and fake)...

Then I Asked myself, which is the miracle done by Jesus Christ that will seem almost impossible for any man of God (both real and fake) to also do.......

So I believe throwing this out to my fellow nairalanders to share knowledge will help....

For me, the miracle of 5loaves of bread and 2 fishes is it....

What about pulling a rabbit out of a hat? Maybe pouring milk into a rolled up news paper? How do we tell a "Miracle" from a magic trick?
Religion / Re: Rules On Slavery by NoProphecy: 7:31pm On Nov 02, 2013
Logicboy03:



I like your christ but not your christians undecided

I don't like any of them. Their christ (if it was real) had the power to abolish slavery. With only a few words could have saved the millions of lives lost, millions of families ruined, many cultures destroyed. Instead the did some random magic tricks, had a ritual human sacrifice, then went home to his perfect heaven and watched the savage, evil, disgusting brutaility continue. Shame on him!
Religion / Re: Rules On Slavery by NoProphecy: 5:39am On Nov 02, 2013
Joshthefirst: You guys are acting as if you didn't read my posts. Did you not hear when I said that slavery in those days was different from the brutality of these recent times. Under Gods law, brutality and ill treatment of foreigners was not allowed.

So owning human beings was ok? Would it be OK to own human beings today if we do not treat them poorly? This is BS. Quit making up excuses for those evil, backwards savages. If you think that slavery is ever OK, I vomit for you.
Religion / Re: The Garden Of Eden, Eve And The Apple by NoProphecy: 5:34am On Nov 02, 2013
mcfynest: was adam and eve a person

Yes. There are Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. Think about it.
Religion / Re: About Pornographic Movies And Unclad Pictures by NoProphecy: 5:17am On Nov 02, 2013
maryam8080: Yes God created sex and it is for a purpose, the purpose if for procreation and extension of human existence. God also put regulation on how it should be done, which is among couples who are legally married in order to maintain sanity in the society. Don't be a crusader of porn!

So it is indecent when animals have sex? Did they all learn this from watching married humans? Should I force my cats to get married so that they won't go insane?

Was Solomon a crusader of porn with his 700 wives (and 300 "concubines"wink?

Sorry. You have given no real reason for me not to continue having sweet fornication and enjoying hot MILF p.orn. "Because my God said so in a book" is not a convincing argument. Tell me, specifically, how my life will be better if I stop fornicating and watching hot, sweaty, girl-on-girl p.orn.

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Religion / Re: Is Wet Dream really A Sin? by NoProphecy: 5:07am On Nov 02, 2013
daroz: I don't know if this topic have been discussed here b4, but something actually came up dat really make me want to know now. Though I have done my medical research, I need d religious point of view, thanks.
Something came up? Maybe this topic should be a sticky... cool

I am sure Jesus had lots of wet dreams.

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Religion / Re: What Is The Origin Of The Different Languages Of The World? by NoProphecy: 4:43am On Nov 02, 2013
"11 And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech."
Did the "whole earth" include North America, Africa, Austrailia, Northern Europe? Or did the whole earth just include a 10 mile radius around the location where this story was written?

"2 And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there."
Where were "they" coming from? Did everyone on earth travel together? Did anyone stay back? How many people were there?

"3 And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.
Brick and slime. These were obviously advanced people. Who said this? Everyone? Women, men, children, babies, & elderly? All "one to another" at once?

"4 And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth."
So, they built a tower so that they go go to heaven and not be scattered all over the earth. Why did they think that they might be scattered? In making a name for themselves, who were they trying to impress?

"5 And the Lord came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded."
Where did the lord come down from? Was he in the upstairs loo taking a dump? He had to physically go down and see the city? Was this before the lord was omnipresent?

"6 And the Lord said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do."
"...people is one.." Grammar is obvioulsy one of the Lord's strong suits. Who was he talking to? Why is human cooperation (leading to great, unimaginable things) bad? Did the Lord not see this coming? Was this before he was Omniscient? Is his Omniscience deactivated while he is taking a dump?

"7 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech."
Wasn't the Lord already down (see verse 5)? Who is he talking to? Who was he trying to get to accompany him?

"8 So the Lord scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city."
What happened to the Lord's buddies he was chatting with in verse 7? Were they unimpressed with is plan and left him to go at it alone? What does that last part even mean?

"9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the Lord did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the Lord scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth."
Who called the city Babel if everyone was scattered? Was everyone scattered and alone? Were there groups of two, three, or twenty? What determined this number? Did people get to take there personal possessions? If not, how did they have their tea (without their tea pots)? In addition to this, how many languages were there? Five? Twenty? Ten-thousand? Was anything of their original language written down?

This would be good story if my five-year-old made it up. Well, it would be cute to see the little bugger trying to make sense of the world. If it was not made up by a child, it had to be written by primitive, backwards people who had little understanding of the world. It would be shameful for a modern adult to actually believe this.

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Religion / Re: Questions To My Christians Brothers by NoProphecy: 11:53pm On Oct 28, 2013
brosss:


You still have not given a name, you'v also not given any factual statement. Seems to me, you a working on "hear-say" info....

I still would like to know the name of the gay pastor....assuming you have it

Maybe the Pope is gay. Prove that he isn't.

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Religion / Re: Even Atheist Fear God by NoProphecy: 11:50pm On Oct 28, 2013
Divepen:

Thatz a demon that became real after someone imagined it through the help of a Demon

A demon made up Jesus and tricked you into believing it. See the TRUTH! Love Hanuman.
Religion / Re: Even Atheist Fear God by NoProphecy: 11:49pm On Oct 28, 2013
fadosky607: @ FOLYKAZE, Logicboy and the other atheists. U are only being hateful here and not being logical. U just don't condemn what someone believes in just like that without giving a sound reason why u feel or think otherwise... That's not mature guys. Why do u not believe in God's existence? Simply because u can't see him or because there are probably just too many religions who claim to have faith in the same God, and so u are confused? Am pretty sure u guys didn't grow up to be atheists but became atheists at sompoint in ur lives. What changed ur views? What research did u make that gave u this conclusion?

Did you grow up not believing in Hanuman? If not, what changed your mind? Many people believe in Hanuman, why can't you? It is not mature to believe in the only God that you have ever really thought about. It is a joke. Kind of like a person who has only eaten potatoes their entire life loudly and militantly proclaiming that potatoes are the only food worth eating. Only a fool would do this. Open your heart to Hanuman. The rewards await you...
Religion / Re: God's Wife -missing In Action by NoProphecy: 11:43pm On Oct 28, 2013
Virick:

Nice joke! Suspicious indeed brethren. LOL!!!

Ok,
May i ask where u came about 6000 years?
Let us assume that it is true that earth at least is 6000 years, what makes u think the universe is also 6000 years?
Would the premise of that assumption be the myth of the 7 day creation event, by any chance, in which everything was created by the waving of a magic wand? I sure hope not for u will be but going back to the era when the earth was flat AND EVERYBODY COULD SEE that it was flat, or that the sun revolved around the earth AND EVERYBODY COULD SEE that yes indeed "it did".

Today u are assuming the universe revolves around the this one tiny planet even to assuming (by further implication) that it is the only planet with life, and this is 2013. My my...

I assure u that Divine Consciousness by no means put all those stars (suns) and forming nebula out there merely for Humanity's viewing pleasure. It's not like Humans of this planet even look up anyways. The irony...

Cheers.

Not a joke. A god who is sexually repressed (due to his guilt about his uncontrollable lust for man-meat) is consistent with the Christian God. The 6000 years comes from the calculations of some dude who did some (questionable) math with the "begats."

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Religion / Re: About Pornographic Movies And Unclad Pictures by NoProphecy: 11:36pm On Oct 28, 2013
tpia@:
^your post has nothing to do with the topic.

Yes it does. ".. people that watch pornographic movies and unclad pictures are equally" committing watching p.orn and unclad pictures and NOT sin. If you believe there is something wrong with me watching MILF p.orn, prove it. If you think the steamy, hot, toe-curling, eyes rolling back in my head fornication was wrong, prove it. Why is this SIN or a bad thing?
Religion / Re: Why Do Atheist Hate God If He Does Not Exist by NoProphecy: 11:28pm On Oct 28, 2013
Hanuman is real, whether you know about him or not. Just give Hanuman a try. Let HIM into your heart and you will never turn back...



"Devotees praying Hanuman whole heartedly and continuously will get all knowledge. Their confidence will improve, they will be relieved of all fear and diseases and they will speak fluently."
Religion / Re: The Garden Of Eden, Eve And The Apple by NoProphecy: 11:24pm On Oct 28, 2013
God caught Adam and Eve making out and was pissed because he was not getting any.
Religion / Re: How To Receive From Jesus by NoProphecy: 11:11pm On Oct 28, 2013
Sure, why not? In the process, make sure you receive the God Hanuman too.



"Devotees visiting Hanuman Temple will be blessed with happiness and all their worries and defects will be eradicated. Sins will fade away
Sufferings will disappear. Generations will flourish by santhanakrishna praapthi. All wealth will be bestowed. Unmarried girls will find a suitable groom. Business will grow and flourish. Since all the Navagrahas are in the tail of Lord Hanuman, any devotee that prays Him will be relieved of their doshams."

Who would not want this? I don't even know what that last sentence means, but I know that I need to follow it!

http://www.sbatsevas.org/pages/Benefits-of-Worshiping-Hanuman.html
Religion / Re: Strange Message And Image Appear In Brasil by NoProphecy: 11:06pm On Oct 28, 2013
plaetton:

Why must every mysterious incident be a sign of the end times?.
It is very hilarious. For the past 2000 yrs, every single generation sees itself and the conflicts and confusions of its generation as signs of the end times.

The funny thing is that everyday is an end time for somebody. When you die, it's the end time for you, at least on this earth, and people die everyday.

This idea that someday, the earth is going to cease to exists is so absurd that it borders on insanity.
The earth is 4.7 billion years old. In all that time, it undergone many many changes and has spawned harbored many many diverse forms of life.
Infact, humans are late comers.

Once again, this end time madness is another proof that religion is form of mental illness that uses fear as it's primary currency to exploit lesser of human society.

Well said. If you want "end times" and the world to end "soon" do us all a favour, kill yourself (The Heaven's gate folks had the balls to do it). Leave the earth for the people who really care and want to make it a better place for everyone.
Religion / Re: Even Atheist Fear God by NoProphecy: 10:53pm On Oct 28, 2013
Hanuman is real. Let him into your heart...Don't be afraid.




[img]http://mohansuniverse.files./2011/02/lord-hanuman-wallpaper1.jpg[/img]
Religion / Re: Why Do Atheist Hate God If He Does Not Exist by NoProphecy: 10:50pm On Oct 28, 2013
Why do Christians hate the Monkey God Hanuman if they do not think he exists?
Religion / Re: About Pornographic Movies And Unclad Pictures by NoProphecy: 10:41pm On Oct 28, 2013
I fornicated last night and just looked at p.orn a few minutes ago. They were both awesome! These are only bad if someone was hurt in the process (only a condom was injured). People have been fornicating for as long as there have been people and people have been enjoying p.orn for as long as they have been able to create it. Please tell me (without any arguments from authority) why this is a bad thing?

A repressed God that is obsessed with sex and sexuality needs to grow up and get some good sex. It needs to create a woman, or a man (or both) and have a good romp. It will be singing a different tune afterwards (and likely smoking a cig).

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Religion / Re: Christians And Secular Music by NoProphecy: 10:25pm On Oct 28, 2013
I am not a Christian, so I can continue listening to good music. I have not seen any tangible evidence for a "soul" or "spirits." It goes without saying that these mythical things have no "genetic code."
Religion / Re: Are You A Witch, Satanist, Wizard Or Occultist? Ask Jesus Into Your Heart by NoProphecy: 10:18pm On Oct 28, 2013
If you think that Satan, witches, goblins, trolls, wizards, or Jinn are real, get psychiatric help ASAP! Get a trained professional into your head, not more myths into your "heart."
Religion / Re: Even Atheist Fear God by NoProphecy: 10:07pm On Oct 28, 2013
I am an atheist and I am scared shitless of the monkey God Hanuman. Even Christians fear Hanuman!
Religion / Re: Skeptic Mouth Stoppers by NoProphecy: 4:51pm On Oct 26, 2013
OLAADEGBU:

Answers to all your objections can be supplied provided you are ready to learn some hard facts.

These are not objections, they are just questions. Facts are not hard. They are just facts. In addition to this, you don't have to be "ready" for them. I have a glass of OJ on my desk now. This is a testable fact.
Religion / Re: People Argue that Moses Saw God. How True Is This? by NoProphecy: 4:28pm On Oct 26, 2013
MEILYN: how does this answer the op?
It shows that the Moses character was a brutal, murderous, immoral, savage tyrant. The meeting with a "god" was just a lie to provide justification for his sick, evil deeds. Did these savages wear belt buckles that said "Gott Mitt Uns?"
Religion / Re: Rules On Slavery by NoProphecy: 1:03am On Oct 24, 2013
Anyone or anything that supports the enslavement of human beings is evil and disgusting. I don't care about "Rules" telling people to not be so mean. If there was a book telling how to be nice while molesting 5 year old kids, I would call the writers savages. The same holds true for slavery. There is no good way to enslave human beings. There is no good way to rape little children. An all knowing, all powerful being would have ZERO tolerance for either. My dog is more moral than these ignorant, backwards savages.

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Religion / Re: Skeptic Mouth Stoppers by NoProphecy: 12:52am On Oct 24, 2013
OLAADEGBU:

Is that what you believe?

Is this a matter of "belief?" Who wrote the stories? What were their full names? What years did they live? When did they die? What is the exact date of the writings? Where were the stories written?
Religion / Re: People Argue that Moses Saw God. How True Is This? by NoProphecy: 12:40am On Oct 24, 2013
Moses was an evil, cold-blooded murder. He was no better than Hitler...

(Moses) stood at the entrance to the camp and shouted, "All of you who are on the LORD's side, come over here and join me." And all the Levites came. He told them, "This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: Strap on your swords! Go back and forth from one end of the camp to the other, killing even your brothers, friends, and neighbors." The Levites obeyed Moses, and about three thousand people died that day. Then Moses told the Levites, "Today you have been ordained for the service of the LORD, for you obeyed him even though it meant killing your own sons and brothers. Because of this, he will now give you a great blessing." (Exodus 32:26-29 NLT)

"Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the LORD in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the LORD. Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." (Numbers 31:16-18)

This is genocide! How was Hitler's genocide worse? He did not succede, where Moses did. If god showed himslef to this monster, then that god is a monster and is likely a fan of Hitler...

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Religion / Re: Questions To My Christians Brothers by NoProphecy: 12:20am On Oct 24, 2013
Here are some more questions....
1) Why is there never any questioning how men dress? We have to control and criticize how women dress, but dudes can wear what ever the hell they want. Is this fair?
2) Why should anyone care what one man who wears a funny hat and a dress does? If there are pastors (anyone) who like to have hot, steamy, man-on-man action, why should you be concerned? Why is this your business?
Religion / Re: Did Jesus Die For 3 Days? by NoProphecy: 12:17am On Oct 24, 2013
If Jesus was a god, then he could not die. If he was a human, his three day disappearing act was just a magic trick. Either way, it is nothing noteworthy.
Religion / Re: Do U Believe Witches Exist? by NoProphecy: 12:15am On Oct 24, 2013
The bible says that witches exist, so I believe it. Well, actually, no. How do you define a witch?
Religion / Re: Skeptic Mouth Stoppers by NoProphecy: 9:16pm On Oct 19, 2013
As stated in the Bible ( Leviticus 11:19), bats are birds. Science still has not figured this out. Skeptical, atheist scientists still think bats are rodents. This info will surely shut up any skeptic.

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