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Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Not Lazy, Have No Reason To Be Poor – Tinubu by NorthernersSuck: 6:45am On Sep 15, 2023
Hahahahaha Tinubu no wan talk true, one particular tribe dey lazy pass tortoise, the accommodator tribe lazy pass anything

Politics / Re: TURAI: How Late President Yar’adua Died While I Went To Break Fast by NorthernersSuck: 11:08pm On May 07, 2023
Buhari is a bastard idiot, why the good people have to go before their time?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ndukwe Onuoha Elected Councilor In The UK Under LP by NorthernersSuck: 11:04pm On May 07, 2023
G00DHardDick:
Damn!

Sane countries are making progress! If it was in Nigeria, Yorubas would have tagged this guy an ipob wanting to take over Lagos state. They Will even tag LP as Igbo party. Dear Yorubas, I sincerely hope the LP in UK is Igbo party too?. Fools and Pussy ass niggars everywhere!

That's the reason why them no dey progress
Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu's Daughter, Jasmine Okafor Is Engaged To Ken Erics by NorthernersSuck: 10:59pm On May 07, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
I pray this doesn't end at the eve of the wedding. Both had a horrible experience with marriage.

Muslim person with their bitter heart

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Illicit Drug Consignments In Lagos, Kogi, Others by NorthernersSuck: 10:50pm On May 07, 2023
Tinubu workers from the brown roof south wasted west, Tinubu is a bastardized bastard criminal

Health / Re: What Could Be The Cause Of My Erectile Dysfunction? by NorthernersSuck: 4:47pm On May 06, 2023
Salasa:
The last time I masturbated was exactly three weeks ago. The ejaculation I forced two weeks ago was due to what I'm about writing.

I'm 20 years old, never had sex before, i had masturbated harshly with water and lubricant when I got so hot, after some days, I realized my penis lay flat and numb, there was no blood circulation. I thought it to be a minor issue, but after a week, I got scared, I tried getting an erection, it wasn't coming, I beat my meat, no response. I watched soft pornography and read erotics, the erection was weak and I forced ejaculation. This was two weeks ago.

Since then till today, blood circulation in my penis stopped sporadically, I would think all arousing stuffs I could, nothing. For good two weeks, I only experienced morning boner thrice or so, others were just semi-boners...

I got frustrated yesterday and wondered if I've erectile dysfunction at this my age, thoughts of going into the seminary flooded my mind, funny, don't laugh ohhhh..

Yesterday, while I was about sleeping, I felt blood flowing down my penis, I tried getting an erection, it didn't come. I slept, woke up today to a nocturnal emission otherwise called wet dreams, I was happy.

I lay a little and my hard erection came, the tip was full and shiny, I noticed veins too, it stood for some minutes and went down. My happiness knew no bound, I took my bath, I tried again while bathing, I beat my meat and it stood vigorously, I let it off. I'm so happy.

Please, what could be the cause of my partial erectile dysfunction for three weeks, I don't masturbate oftenly, highest is once or twice a week if I want, I even go weeks without it, I got scared, I now know what impotence feels like.

I felt low sexual desire, numbness, frustration, obsession, nothing could arouse me, not even soft porn, ahhh, that was bad.

What caused this? This is romance section, some people might learn.

Oga you don masturbate all the sperms wey dey your body finish oooo, nothing remains there again, the sperm bag don dry kpata kpata

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Coronation Of King Charles III In Pictures by NorthernersSuck: 4:39pm On May 06, 2023
Where's the bastardized bastard buhari? The most traveled animal in the planet

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Politics / Re: I Read That Foreign Lawyers Are In Nigeria To Stop Tinubu Inauguration – Keyamo by NorthernersSuck: 4:32pm On May 06, 2023
CilicMarin:
Ipob terrorists are really brainless..

Another wasted sperm spotted, #20 condom for help reduce one miscreant in our society
Politics / Re: Alaba Market Fire: Police Arrested "Suspected Criminals", Set Shanties On Fire by NorthernersSuck: 3:59pm On May 06, 2023
Any brown roof miscreants from the waste and terrorist hausa fulanis among them should be send to jail or hang for hanging around the market, Alaba market belongs to the Igbo people

Family / Re: Between Your Mom And Dad, Who Gave You The Real Beating Of Your Life? by NorthernersSuck: 3:54pm On May 06, 2023
None of them ever touched me, as a last born wey I be, them over pampered me, maybe because I was so gentle and quiet Kid
Politics / Re: Adesoji Adesida: OPC Member Pushes Ondo Prince To Death During Funeral In Akure by NorthernersSuck: 6:31pm On May 05, 2023
Stupid OPC idiots, if them see small small Fulani herdsmen now, them go run
Education / Re: Seventy Percent Of Teachers In South-west Are Unqualified - TRCN by NorthernersSuck: 11:46pm On May 04, 2023
Basic123:
If that is the case 99% of teachers of other regions will be fake .

Especially southeast,considering the fact that they consider someone that came distant 3rd as winner of the election.

See one products of the unqualified teachers here talking nonsense

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Celebrities / Re: Ireti Doyle Celebrates Her 56th Birthday On Set With AY, Iyabo Ojo (Video) by NorthernersSuck: 11:38pm On May 04, 2023
vastolord4:
In her 50s? I just pray my wife still keeps fit at that age!

Then stay clear from Yoruba women

Travel / Re: Moment Air Peace Brought Back 270 Nigerian Students From Sudan (Video, Photos) by NorthernersSuck: 11:13pm On May 04, 2023
Biafra/IPOB man helping zoo republic In bringing their terrorist sons and daughters back to the Zoo

Politics / Re: Gunmen Behead Superintendent Of Police 'Agbalagba' In Aba, Abia by NorthernersSuck: 6:52pm On May 04, 2023
kingthreat:
Keep killing your policemen then blaming FG for the state of insecurity in the South East.

You're highly disappointed, I can see how excited you for be if the news is the other way round against the civilians, especially IPOB and ESN

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Sports / Re: Serena Williams Unveils Baby Bump At 2023 Met Gala (Video, Photos) by NorthernersSuck: 6:48pm On May 04, 2023
viababi:
what is now my business? Na me impregnate her?

The only business you have is to go and impregnate your own wife
Business / Re: Ghanaian Vendors Disrupt Nigerian Wig Seller's Trade Fair Over Cheap Prices by NorthernersSuck: 6:44pm On May 04, 2023
Chai, Ghana of yesterday wey dey shine and repair our shoes don dey pursue us out of their country
Crime / Re: I Bought Two Legs For N20,000 - Suspected Ritualist In Ogun Confesses (Photos) by NorthernersSuck: 2:28pm On May 04, 2023
Goalnaldo:
Can we sign a petition for ogun to be given a separate country?. The ritual activities and mindless bloodletting going on there is beyond depressing.

Not just Ogun state, the entire south west region should have their own separate planet
Crime / Re: I Bought Two Legs For N20,000 - Suspected Ritualist In Ogun Confesses (Photos) by NorthernersSuck: 2:21pm On May 04, 2023
“I bought two fresh human legs, but I was not involved in the murder of the victim. I was approached by my friend, Lukman, who told me he had a pair of legs to sell. Though I told him I did not need them, he convinced me to use them for ritual to better my life, and I agreed. I, however, told him I did not know how to make money rituals as I was not taught that as a traditionalist. He then referred me to his friend from Oye, popularly known as Egbeji in Isiwo.

It's finished with this useless Bastardized bastard tribe, can you imagine 2 human legs for 20 thousand naira? Cheaper than cow legs

Politics / Re: Court Grants Bail To Eze Ndigbo Ajao Estate by NorthernersSuck: 5:32am On May 04, 2023
helinues:
More incarceration loading for those who can't curtail their mouths .

The new social media law would put a stop to all this nonsense once and for all

Can you run your mouth like this against your slave master Fulani people?

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Knocks Buhari Over Claim That He Has Delivered The Change Promised by NorthernersSuck: 10:49pm On May 03, 2023
The only true Muslim man we have in Nigeria the Zoo, other miscreant Muslims are Terrorists

Nairaland / General / Re: How Has The Year Been So Far For You?? by NorthernersSuck: 10:43pm On May 03, 2023
dafeoroyo:
Yankee visa ready ,japa by August ,this year will be very good by God grace

Op remember me oooo when rich comet into thy kingdom
Romance / Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by NorthernersSuck: 3:21pm On May 03, 2023
Still looking for where to buy Hakimi secret books first

Politics / Re: “APC Is Fourth Degree Cancer” - Wike (Throwback Video) by NorthernersSuck: 3:06pm On May 03, 2023
Godjone:
Wike
Is
A
Shameless
Criminal

Just like Festus keyamo and Femi fani kayode, infact all apc members and their miscreants are all shameless
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Victory: Legal Battle Begins Monday As Tribunal Hears Petitions by NorthernersSuck: 10:37am On May 03, 2023
Please they should broadcast it live on national TV and radio stations
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji's 44th Birthday Is Today by NorthernersSuck: 10:35am On May 03, 2023
coputa:
Genevieve made her money from Atiku,

if I curse you now, then go ban me

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji's 44th Birthday Is Today by NorthernersSuck: 10:33am On May 03, 2023
Happy birthday my beautiful beloved sister

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Yemi Osinbajo And Chimamanda Adichie by NorthernersSuck: 10:26am On May 03, 2023
WhatIf:
This topic should have been, "Chimamanda Adichie excited as she meets with Vice President of Federal Republic of Nigeria"

UPDATE:
The topic had been modify. I thank God for that......!

One children of hate from the waste don change the topic already

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Kindly Advice The HR by NorthernersSuck: 9:50am On May 03, 2023
ednut1:
Make una dey use sense lie. Which expatriate wife will open legs for a gateman

So because you have small pikin penis no means say women no dey like big gbola, the gate man gathered load between his legs
Career / Re: How Are You Coping With Your Salary In This Economy by NorthernersSuck: 9:42am On May 03, 2023
NotoriousBiggyS:
I earn 200k monthly but I tell you its not easy to save here in lagos especially if you're not calculative and extravagant the money will disappear within days

Una never seen anything yet, Tinubu is cum-ing

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