Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,165,413 members, 7,861,159 topics. Date: Saturday, 15 June 2024 at 04:30 AM

NorthernersSuck's Posts

Nairaland Forum / NorthernersSuck's Profile / NorthernersSuck's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (of 16 pages)

Phones / Re: Please Help!!! Slow Internet Connection On My Huawei by NorthernersSuck: 6:38am On Apr 11, 2022
dreofGod:
Good day nairalanders. I bought this phone U.K used, Huawei SCL-L21. But since, I bought it I have not been able to connect to the internet fast. It has 4G and my SIM(MTN) is also a 4G SIM. I have change the APN setting severally but the connection is still very slow. Whenever a friend share his Wi-Fi, it is usually fast. So, geek in the house, please help a brother. What could be wrong and what's the solution? lalasticlala

Op nothing like 4G network in Nigeria, don't let anybody deceive you, worst na Etisalat
Technology Market / Re: Samsung S9 (SOLD) by NorthernersSuck: 6:24am On Apr 11, 2022
lilachiever:


Actually, you're the jobless one.


Lexusgs430 is not TechCapon. They are 2 different people.

Tell me how much S9 as clean as this will sell for in the market.

Stop calling people jobless next time, a lot of people here are from wealthy families, who came here everyday to read news and catch cruise
Politics / Re: Why South-East Should Produce Nigeria’s President – Doyin Okupe Writes APC, PDP by NorthernersSuck: 6:17am On Apr 11, 2022
IamWonderful:
igbos should forget 2023, they should focus on 2039

So said by a Dummy, who lives in IDP camp in kastina state, because he's afraid of Boko Haram and bandits

17 Likes 3 Shares

Technology Market / Re: Samsung S9 (SOLD) by NorthernersSuck: 6:06am On Apr 11, 2022
TechCapon:
at least I'm still better than a jobless soul like you. Not everyone is toxic and bitter like you. I know guys who sell good products and I compliment them all from time to time. Go get a job

Between you and me who is the main jobless here? You want to sell a dead android phone to people, instead of a jobless Dummy like you to allow people to do the compliment by themselves, the mumu person like you decide to do the compliment to yourself with another moniker

Technology Market / Re: Samsung S9 (SOLD) by NorthernersSuck: 5:54am On Apr 11, 2022
TechCapon:
you always sell good and quality products. Good one bro, I'll definitely patronize you soon

You use one moniker take create a thread, you come use another moniker take dey compliment yourself, make una dey fear God small small naw

1 Like

Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Declares Monday Sit At Home Protest Day by NorthernersSuck: 5:44am On Apr 11, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:

Don't be stupid, I never for one day support IPob and there foolishness

I am Yoruba and half Igbo

We reject your half Igbo, God forbid this Yoruba man for giving us half of him, we don't need your dirty half body, please stay where you belong, half Igbo indeed

1 Like

Family / Re: 35-Year-Old Kenyan Man Praises Sexual Prowess Of His 70-Year-Old American Wife by NorthernersSuck: 11:15pm On Apr 10, 2022
Iyaebe:
What black young men cannot do for old oyingbo granny does not exist

Frustration don dey hit you hard, I go buy you that type of high hill shoes for self service

Food / Re: She Told You To Eat This Before She Would Agree To Marry You (Photos) by NorthernersSuck: 3:33pm On Apr 10, 2022
jogsman01:
And what will I gain marrying her...

Her smelling pussy

1 Like 1 Share

Religion / Re: When You Are Addicted To Pornography by NorthernersSuck: 9:27am On Apr 10, 2022
Dollywood:
Ain't addicted to Pornography but can't stop watching it like forever. And, hey, it aint nun your business anyways.
Forsake that evil act, Jesus Christ loves you so much, give yourself unto Him
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK To Send 120 Armoured Vehicles To Ukraine As Boris Johnson Meets Zelensky by NorthernersSuck: 6:39am On Apr 10, 2022
Mooh247:
cool



He asked for fighter jets, they gave him Amoured vehicles

Well... Nothing is too small as gift

Let's see how many people Armoured vehicles can protect from Putin's heavy shelling and missile bombardment


.

The Ukraine president na your age mate ooo, common Nigeria soldier, you no fit join, big Dummy

Politics / Re: Old Man Weeps On Seeing Nnamdi Kanu In Court (Photos) by NorthernersSuck: 7:22pm On Apr 08, 2022
Kestolove:
Useless oldman supporting a failed leader that has being on one shirt for the pass 5month....

Old layer chicken, where have you been?
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Trial: DSS Operatives Block Court Premises Ahead Of Court Ruling by NorthernersSuck: 7:17pm On Apr 08, 2022
Shadysen:
Why must we accept Islam before comment on their thread but not so in Christianity??

The owner of this forum na Muslim miscreants terrorist

Politics / Re: Bola Ige’s Murder: I’m Willing To Go To Court - Soyinka by NorthernersSuck: 6:48pm On Apr 08, 2022
Yorubandits killing themselves since the days of Adam and his wife Eve
Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Invade Cattle Market In Aguata, Kill Over 20 Cows by NorthernersSuck: 6:25pm On Apr 08, 2022
PressMyButton:
Soludo would have to pay compensation to appease the fulani herdsmen, otherwise some mothers will cry.

Anambra no be ondo or Ogbomosho

Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Invade Cattle Market In Aguata, Kill Over 20 Cows by NorthernersSuck: 6:22pm On Apr 08, 2022
helinues:
This are the same people expecting others to support their presidency ambition while they are busy destroying the potential supporters livelihood.

South East is bleeding

We don't need over raped Fulani cow meat in south east, turn to cow and visit south east, your name na sorry
Crime / Re: Ann Oshaifi Brutally Murdered, Vital Parts Removed In Lagos (Photos) by NorthernersSuck: 6:07pm On Apr 07, 2022
Yoruba people especially the Muslim miscreants, I raised my penis for una ooo, una go finish the citizens of this country, una no dey tire?

Health / Re: Now I Know Why Cheating Married People Don't Like Condom by NorthernersSuck: 6:02pm On Apr 07, 2022
Fuckyoumod:
yes ooh ...
Normally her husband goes out early to work, a manager in a bank.

So I decided to play around with her, I loved her like mad, I treated and pampered her like a baby, I knew what she was lacking from her husband.

At some point she wished I was her hus., She get husband but I was her command in chief.
So that day we were supposed to meet around 10 a:m at my place. Hotel was too risky...

She called to know the Items we needed to keep ourselves ok without any interference.
This is our routine, we made sure there is food, fruits, drinks, wines and other edibles.

I won't lie, at some point she became madly in love with me, gave me everything I needed. Kinda busy now.

To be continued...,....

So shall another man dose onto your wife
Technology Market / Re: SOLD: Brand New Open Box Nokia G21, 4/64gb @ 70K by NorthernersSuck: 5:33pm On Apr 07, 2022
AlomoReloaded:

I sold my galaxy note 9, just to upgrade back to Redmi, guy... I bought a Poco X3 GT 8/256gb ... So, YES.... Redmi products can be addictive.

Ok ooo, I go soon drop this my infinix hot 8 to Redmi, the way people dey hype the phone makes me want to upgrade to it

1 Like

Technology Market / Re: SOLD: Brand New Open Box Nokia G21, 4/64gb @ 70K by NorthernersSuck: 7:37am On Apr 07, 2022
KunlexyInc1:
Brand New Open Box Nokia G21 (Very mint)

4/64gb variant
Comes with all boxed accessories untouched
Seller wants to upgrade back to Redmi (More of open box, used for just few minutes. There's no single scratch whatsoever as receipt proves purchase period)
Price: 70K
Location is Ikeja/Oshodi, Lagos State. But can be waybilled to other state smiley

Contact: 07081517572 (WhatsApp/Call)

There must be a problem related to the phone that you don't want to tell us,

Seller wants to upgrade back to Redmi

That one na excuse you dey give us,

1 Like 1 Share

Romance / Re: Does A Lady Really Bring Luck To A Man by NorthernersSuck: 6:43pm On Apr 06, 2022
Yes but not Nigeria ladies
Romance / Re: My Friend with Benefit Is Pregnant by NorthernersSuck: 4:37pm On Apr 06, 2022
Dominion791:
I've been seeing this girl for the last few months, since early January of this year. Not an official relationship and we haven't really talked about what we are. Not sure exactly how to describe her so I'm just going to use her as a friend in benefit as the description.

There was some emotion in our relationship but it was mostly sexual. I've always been really, really good about using condoms and this is the first time I've ever been in this pregnancy situation.

I'm pretty unsure if I am the father. We had sex about twice a week for the last three months. So I have no clue who she saw or was with nor do I really care to be honest. There is more than a little doubt in my mind if I am the father.

For what its worth she insists I am the father but I don't know. She learned she was pregnant on March 22nd. She Told me on 24th. I immediately encouraged her to get an abortion I've offered to cover it all cost . She said she would think about. Its been almost 2 weeks and no abortion.

I spoke to her this morning and its becoming kind of clear that an abortion probably isn't happening. She is starting to get kind of tired of me pushing the abortion. I don't know what else to do. I'm starting to really get scared I am only 21 and I don't even have a job. I can't afford to raise a child right now and I certainly don't want a family right now. I'm thinking of telling her to reconsider the abortion or take care of the baby alone.

What do I do now?

Stupid boy, go and take care of your wife and kid, nonsense
Politics / Re: Tundun Abiola Blasts Sister, Hafsat, Over Yahaya Bello (Video) by NorthernersSuck: 1:20pm On Apr 06, 2022
Yorubandits selling themselves to the Hausa Fulanis since the days of Adam and Eve, them sold Abiola out to the fulanis, them still selling him even in the grave beyond

Properties / Re: My Tenant Wastes Too Much Water by NorthernersSuck: 10:20pm On Apr 05, 2022
blackmamber:
Hello room
I Have a duplex here in lekki which also has a 1bedroom flat in the same block for Rents

There’s a bathtub in every toilet including the 1bedroom flat I rented out

I decided to rent the 1bed room flat to this man. He’s a lawyer and he is married ,what I noticed is that his wife is jobless and she waste too much water
They use the bathtub everyday and that consume about 400litters *(2) =800 litters of water and also uses the washing machine daily
This bothers me because we are using the same prepaid meters and I am the one who pays the basic amount
He pays just 6k every month which this last bills was 34,600 naira for electricity

Before I got the tenant ,I pay just 6k-8k per month for electricity

I use to pump the storex twice in a week but now sometimes 2 times in a day
She washes and use the bath tube everyday , the machine and use other appliances

Please how do I caution this people since they moved in I paid for another prepaid meter and nothing is delivered till now

Bros you don finally enter ooo, renting your house to a lawyer na big problem ooo, those guys can drag talk from morning till night
Phones / Re: . by NorthernersSuck: 6:16am On Apr 05, 2022
Saao:
Sold already, so many jobless people here.

Na lie you never sell am, I saw your another thread with this particular phone begging people to buy it, dey deceive yourself naw, Like I told you earlier, na you go continue using it las las, sold already indeed

9 Likes 3 Shares

Technology Market / Re: Huawei Y9 2019 For Sale (50k Non-negotiable) by NorthernersSuck: 5:51am On Apr 05, 2022
ifedo:
Seems comprehension is big issue for you. It is well with you bro

Even your name says a lot about you, Ifedo
Politics / Re: Governor Soludo's Declaration Ending Sit-At-Home In Anambra by NorthernersSuck: 11:01pm On Apr 04, 2022
omenkaLives:
It is appalling seeing that illiterates, scoundrels, deadbeats, and fugitives of Eastern correctional facilities are now calling the shots in the East.

I said it from the very beginning, these terrorists will derail Soludo's administration even before it takes off and that's exactly what is happening today. Imagine the amount of time he's expending on issues bordering on their activities. Imagine how much more could be achieved if these efforts were chanelled to productive ventures.

If ipob terrorists could let Soludo be, the sky would definitely be his admin's limits. But when you have his kinsmen such as Fahdiga saying until an Igbo man is made the president of the country, the campaign of terror from him and his ipob colleagues will never cease, then you'd realise the East is in for a very very long Night. Because an Igbo man can only become the president of Nigeria from 2039.

This is where you get to see this mumu blowing grammar, Igbo and IPOB news, just sneak out of him tiny hole in Ogbomosho
Technology Market / Re: Huawei Y9 2019 For Sale (50k Non-negotiable) by NorthernersSuck: 10:50pm On Apr 04, 2022
ifedo:
Please, carefully....I have a neat Huawei y9 2019 phone for sale.

The screen has just recently been changed and I'm not feeling the new screen. That's why I'm selling at such low price of 50k

Everything other thing on the phone is working well.

4gb/128gb

Call or WhatsApp on 08064895028

You're not felling the new screen abi? So you want to sell it to one mumu wey him Penis go dey erect for the new screen abi?
Make una dey fear God small small naw
Phones / Re: . by NorthernersSuck: 5:34pm On Apr 04, 2022
Saao:
Its at Ajah, lekki lagos. No issues with the phone at all.

Bros continue using it, money no dey for town for now

8 Likes 5 Shares

Crime / Re: Hausa Motorcyclists And "Area Boys" Clash In Ipaja, Lagos, One Dead (Photos) by NorthernersSuck: 5:26pm On Apr 04, 2022
cosmos1440:


Do you even know the history of Afonja and Kwara state ?
Another [b]I[/b]diotic [b]P[/b]ig of [b]B[/b]uhari

Na fear and shaking of hands from Hausa fulanis attacks in Lagos today dey make you dey type this nonsense? Hope you're on a safer side? Before fulanis butcher you skull
Crime / Re: Hausa Motorcyclists And "Area Boys" Clash In Ipaja, Lagos, One Dead (Photos) by NorthernersSuck: 5:15pm On Apr 04, 2022
CaptainFM1:
I learnt that under the seat of those Aboki Okada, they have guns hidding there.

I'm very worried the way they just colonised every part of Lagos. Even for VI, Aboki don full everywhere.

Yea, that's how they grab Kwara state from Afonja hand

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (of 16 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 54
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.