Halimaatz:
u mens are heartless, i'm done with you people for the nxt 2months.

Halimaatz:
Help! The airtel 3gb plan i sub for yesterday just got exhausted this morning.

Don't ask me what i used it for, it's none of your business.

Pls a GOD sent person should sub for me ,this one no be urgent 2k favour,hm... what do i know.

So if your purpose is coming to trol on me.... avoid me!.

Slaysor:
Good evening nairalanders,
I will try and make this as short as possible,i and my girlfriend have been dating for three years plus,, initially when we started dating, everything was rosy,she will call in the evening and we will speak for hours,she brought food for me each time she came to visit,she made a very nice cake for me during my birthday that year and I also got her an expensive wrist watch during her birthday. I felt I had met my wife,the mother of my children....
She insisted that we wouldn't have sex in the relationship,that she wanted me to have a taste of her Honeypot after I had paid her brideprice and we settled down..I begged her most times but she refused,there were nights when we were alone and my thoughts wandered and I became hard and I will beg her she will refuse,I promised to send her money,she accepted but after I transferred she will start laughing and tell me she was just joking,then sometimes she will pity me and allow me to touch her body parts... I stayed without sex during our relationship because I hated cheating...
Back to this year, I was discussing with my girl how I was planning to come meet her people so that we could get married(konji wan kill son of man)
Me: babe I would like to meet your people,so that we could start preparing for marriage.
Her:which marriage?
Melaughs) which kind question be that
Herhisses) jamb question
Me: I am serious here babe.
Her: you never dey ready to marry,phone wey you promise to buy me since last December where I'm dey?
Me: I thought I told you my salary was delayed
Her: na why I talk say you never ready to marry,you want marry me,you still dey collect salary,go join boys learn work
I felt insulted
Her: how you wan take pay brideprice abi you wan make my people wait make them pay you salary
Me: I am not happy with all this things you are saying
(She kept mute,as she was smiling and typing on her phone,I stood up and made to drag the phone from her,she put it inside her bra,I put my hand there and grabbed the phone)
Her: you dey crase?...when that one start?
(I went through her chat and found out she was chatting with a intimately with a girl)
Me: who is this you are chatting with
Her: you don see am, na my grandpa
(I seized her angrily)
Me: are you stupid? Who is this?

She struggled to free her self but she couldn't, then she spat into my eyes,freed herself and gave me two hot slap at both cheeks and zoomed out of my house,I regained myself and ran after her,I got to her before she left the gate,I held her dress and went down on my knees and begged,she removed my hands and stormed out
I went inside,I tried calling her several times but she didn't pick,I sent messages on whatsapp but she didn't reply. I later reached her friend and asked her to help me talk to her that I am sorry..her friend told me that my girl told her that she was done with me...I told her friend that she should tell my girl that I am sorry and I will get her the phone she requested...
I later got a call from my girl and we discussed
Her: hello
Me: baby I am sorry, I never meant to act the way I did
Her: it is okay
Me: where are you?...can I see you please
Her: I am busy
Me: tell me where you are please
Her: I said I am busy
Me: I just want to see you
Her(sighs):are you coming with the phone
Me: which phone?
Her: the one you promised to get me
Me: alright I will come with it
Her: I am at sunshine eateries
Me: okay
I checked my balance on my union account,it was up to 250k,which I had plans for. And which I was using to hold myself as I didn't know when salary will be paid...I left the house and got to the store I was to get the phone...I went in and asked for a Samsung s9,the man there told me it is 130k,I tried negotiating but he remained adamant...I paid and left there..I got to the eateries some minutes later and approached my girl's table,she was eating peppered chicken with spag and a pack of chivita juice..I knelt down and started begging her,she told me it is okay,she asked for the phone and I gave it to her,then the waiter came to our table and asked her for money,she pointed at me and said I will pay, I was surprised but I still asked the waiter how much...he said 3,500, which I paid for. Then she picked up her bag and told me she had to be somewhere urgently.
Later that day,I tried calling her,she didn't pick,I tried texting on WhatsApp and I found out that she hadn't read my previous msg.
Some days later she called me and told me she needed to fix her hair as the one she had was old and bad,I asked her how much....she said 30k..I screamed and told her I didn't have that money,,she said if I wasn't ready to give her the money I should forget about her...I still told her I didn't have that type of money,she hisses and cut the call ...my neighbor was with me that day and my phone speaker was on,he heard everything and he asked me who was that....I told him it is my girl,he asked me why was she demanding such from me..then I opened up to him and told him everything...he then told me that I should forget that girl and delete everything about her as she was only using my head, he collected my phone and deleted her number from my phone,then he told there are millions of girls out there and I should stop wasting my time on one
I haven't been able to call her this past days and she hasn't contacted me,I feel so sad bcus I know how much I invested,my time,my emotions now I am hurt.....

unbitchable:
800 minus 150 penalties minus 300 tap ins = 350 real goals

Martehco:

@iLegendd, 07032520031.

helinues:
All the best to potential winners



Btw, what's all that for?

Opeyemiextra:
They are disasters, all of them. After all dem don chop for this national cake, na dem still wan bend down carry the crumbs too. Nigeria really needs someone who has not been and won't be corrupted by the system in place. In summary, we need a system overhaul at all levels.

Opeyemiextra:
They are disasters, all of them. After all dem don chop for this national cake, na dem still wan bend down carry the crumbs too. Nigeria really needs someone who has not been and won't be corrupted by the system in place. In summary, we need a system overhaul at all levels.

Wiseandtrue:

Victory on both sides! Tell them! Even the president, Yakubu Gowon, at that time admitted that there was no winner!
For a tribe to face well equipped Nigeria for 3 years, no be moi-moi!

A developed country would have invited them! By now, Nigeria would have world class weapons by now but bad bellle no gree them grow!

Buhari that was at the war on quota system level that only saw the war from one angle no let us hear word!

He was given another chance to right his wrong but unfortunately he has managed to proof those that said he has air problem right!

Buhari has no wisdom at all!

LokoH:
Anybody against this justice will host armed robbers many times before end of this year.
Next year, his/her children will become miserable criminals.

Ndi omekome

Decency2020:
It is one thing to sign it and another to implement it. Not just sign sign and sign.


In our law bail is free at the police station and it is always written there boldly but it is only when you have need to bail someone that you will understand the real deal.

Destinepraise:
God bless America

Skynet45:

Hisbah should ban goats, since Aboki are now sexually attracted to goats. But all these northerners are disgusting

yuping:
Give her the kidney back so you can go love whoever your gutless stomach want.

paulolee:
nice seeing real gees turnup n unwind...but seriously this united team I saw yesterday looks faulty and dnt tink cr7 can fix dt..
united team needs more work n they should focus on dt with less noise if they are serious on winning trophies next may
I jus like d way Chelsea n city are winning games playing beautiful football wit more work n less noise....dts wat starz do
currently, a team like city n Chelsea would take the united to the cleaners bcoz cr7 only scores wen d supporting cast is active..

SweetBuns:
A skull worth mining, at long last
where are our resident skull miners

HealthyWomanNG:

responded already

HealthyWomanNG:
challenge still ongoing

richmanrichard:
fred wud be like ' if you talk finish, come and beat me.no be if i cross na him u go see goal score'.

Visman:
I wonder how this news affect the life of ordinary Nigerian who is struggling to feed in this harsh economy.

wumi2017:
Congratulations God when

omonighoblessing:
But wait oooo.... 15mins and you neva cum?

Sirjamo:
PDP Dundees will still find a way to rubbish this, after their slave masters squandered
$ 2.1b they should have used to buy these jets and finish Boko Haram in its early days.

Alexas58:
Privileged to watch two great legends play.
Ronaldo is a hard worker, while Messi is naturally talented.

These stars made football fun

HafsaUmar:
Yesterday, My uncle came around and took us to our village.

It isn't far from the metropolis, just an hour and half drive.

As usual we brought clothes, perfumes, food and gave them money also, they were very happy to see us, gave us Fura(Fulani's delicacy).

Had a very good time with them, we gisted and strolled to the Village's stream.

We came back around evening, I wanted to post yesterday but I was very tired.

So, When last did you visit your Village?

First picture: me holding Fura in a Calabash.
Second picture: how the village looks like.