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BusinessRe: Confusion At Ports As FG Increases Import Tariff by noskeybaba: 9:36am On Jun 12, 2015
To pay back igbo boys. Well done Buhari, we are watching you.
You are only trying to create hardship for the citizens cos they will bear the cost of the increase 100%. You are only trying to use ECOWAS as excuse. Its not a must you implement it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Opportunity For Graduates & Undergraduates by noskeybaba: 10:55pm On Jun 10, 2015
Financial Freedom=GNLD.
Run for your life!
SportsRe: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by noskeybaba: 9:44pm On Jun 08, 2015
The only person that knows how to hold a ball there is Oshoala. Others are just kicking the ball like my departmental girls during VC'cup for school. Just kick it as hard as you can to the opposite direction.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Candel Company Limited by noskeybaba: 10:31pm On Jun 07, 2015
The Candel Company Limited is Nigeria's leading crop yield advancement and protection company.
TravelRe: Lion kills US Tourist In South Africa park by noskeybaba: 10:50am On Jun 02, 2015
Xenophobic Lion grin
TV/MoviesRe: Help Guys Can't Download Movies From 02tvseries.com by noskeybaba: 11:34am On May 30, 2015
Leem4:
www.nairaland.com/2340639/ bro pls help me out on dis pls-site-download-gladiators-russell
Sorry for the late reply, I've not been here for sometime now. If you still need the link here is it: disk 1
http://mimti3.moviespal.us/downloads/Gladiator-DVD-AHMAD-1.avi

Disk 2
http://mimti3.moviespal.us/downloads/Gladiator-DVD-AHMAD-2.avi
TV/MoviesRe: Help Guys Can't Download Movies From 02tvseries.com by noskeybaba: 11:13pm On May 26, 2015
cooluc:
Tanks..

Yupee! It worked...watching agents of shield right nw..
Enjoy. But watch your data o. Its not free.
TV/MoviesRe: Help Guys Can't Download Movies From 02tvseries.com by noskeybaba: 10:44pm On May 23, 2015
cooluc:
My BlackBerry Q5 can't download movies from 02tvseries.com. It simply attempts to play which never happens..and then "file not supported" blah blah simply pop up...pls need sm tips on hw to go abt it..tanks
Download UC browser, use it to visit the site and do your downloads.
RomanceRe: How Do You Deal With An Employee With A Crush ? by noskeybaba: 12:49pm On May 23, 2015
felifeli:
Thank you. I am asking advice nevertheless. I want to see her as my daughter - she is just a little older than my daughter, but apparently she sees a place in my life needing to be filled. I like her as my daughter and indeed do treat her like so. She is a good worker and I will hate to lose her, so I need to continue totreat her very lightly. I even hired a young and handsome man hoping that she would get involved with the man. No luck. I am not desperate for anyone's advice though, only her attitude is distracting to me. Thank you again.
Ok. I've modified my post for you now.
RomanceRe: How Do You Deal With An Employee With A Crush ? by noskeybaba:
Best advice:
Mind your business. If you do, she will know you are uninterested and move on. Unless you show interest, she is not a problem. You don't even need an advice on this.

NB: please don't fire her its not a crime to show affection. At the extreme just call her and talk to her. Tell her you appreciate her affections but its just inappropriate for you to date her. You can tell her you don't even plan to date or remarry again, you are just focused on bringing up your kids. Tell her you don't want to loose a hard working employee, And if she continues, she will have herself to blame.
PoliticsRe: 10 Awkward Things I've Noticed On NL by noskeybaba: 11:38am On May 23, 2015
One thing. People just comment for commenting sake. No contribution to the topic. Just comment unrelated annoying things like "How that one take concern me"

Must you comment since it doesn't concern you. You will see a topic where one posted a problem seeking for advice, the first 3 pages will be filled with no useful advice. If you have nothing useful to the post, why not move along?
CrimeRe: I Was Forced To Lie With A Corpse And Drink Its Wash Water by noskeybaba: 9:45am On May 18, 2015
daveyjay:
Hehe...yes sir! I was hiqh on orijin while openinq the thread grin grin
I'm talking about my spot. You are in my spot!!! Na you be op come first comment again. Why you greedy like this?
CrimeRe: I Was Forced To Lie With A Corpse And Drink Its Wash Water by noskeybaba: 7:55am On May 18, 2015
daveyjay:
Mods please move it to the riqht section
Guy take time o.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Restaurant Shut Down For Serving HUMAN FLESH by noskeybaba: 7:33am On May 18, 2015
ogorkojo:
So I can't be from Anambra?
I seriously doubt that. Just say it! And I have news for you too.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Restaurant Shut Down For Serving HUMAN FLESH by noskeybaba: 7:51pm On May 17, 2015
ogorkojo:
Anambra
I know you're messing with me. Are you not proud of where you come from? Come on..
CrimeRe: Nigerian Restaurant Shut Down For Serving HUMAN FLESH by noskeybaba: 3:05pm On May 17, 2015
ogorkojo:
Na u sabi o. At d end of d day na wetin I hear I talk. Chikina!
Where are you from pls.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Restaurant Shut Down For Serving HUMAN FLESH by noskeybaba: 10:57am On May 17, 2015
ogorkojo:
See dis one! Is that supposed to scare me? Mtcheeew. I talk wetin I hear. Abi na today we dey hear say them dey chop ppl for Nigeria?
Actually I blame that your mums colleague that opens her mouth to tell your mum her private joke with her husband. Now una don carry gossip say he dey eat human being. People self.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Restaurant Shut Down For Serving HUMAN FLESH by noskeybaba: 9:40pm On May 16, 2015
ogorkojo:
Ah! I feel for those that have eaten there without knowing what they ve bn served. My mom's colleague whose hubby is from dat state complained of how her hubby touched her laps one day and said it was the sweetest part of d human body.
I'm from that state and I will eat you too if you don't mind yourself.
FamilyRe: Why Do Olden Days Marriages Last Longer Than Modern Ones? by noskeybaba: 11:41pm On May 14, 2015
In the olden days, when something is broken, we fix it.
Nowadays, when something is broken, we throw it away, and buy a new one.

That's your answer.
RomanceRe: 5 Outrageous Things Nigerian Ladies Do Just To Impress by noskeybaba: 1:04am On May 14, 2015
What if they do these things cos they want to do it.....

Not to impress anyone?

1. Can someone go to a shop and buy shoe not his/her size?

2. People want to be comfortable, they value their comfort and go extra mile to avoid discomfort.

3. Well someone can't buy things they can't afford, if you bought it, means you paid for it so technically, you can afford it.

4. They shop at expensive shop, hmmmm bro... Is it your money?

5. Starve? Don't you think maybe she's not just hungry? If she demands now you will put it at number 6.

Well.... I think I should just mind my goddamn business.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: LAPO Is Recruiting Personal Assistant To Director And Marketer by noskeybaba:
RomanceRe: Guy Dumps Girlfriend After Taking Her For Shopping.... by noskeybaba: 1:22pm On Apr 24, 2015
This is why I trust my Igbo brothers. They will never pay for that item, call him brokea$$ or whatever you like, ain't paying for that shit. The scene will be like this >>

Girl: oh honey I love this bag. I'm picking it.

Guy: wow it's lovely, damn it have even more lovelier price tag, have you seen the tag honey?

Girl: yea. It's just 250k not that much.

Guy: seriously?

Girl: yea.

Guy: you insist you want this one? You can pick many other things with that money.

Girl: no I want this one.

Guy: well you failed it.

Girl: what do you mean dear?

Guy: I mean you failed. Here take this 5k.

Girl: what? What is this for? The bag is 250k.

Guy: that your transport back to ondo, I only gave you that because of the fear of God I have. I don't want to ever see you again.

Girl: ??$"&wink?#%

Guy: have a nice life *exits with a smile*
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Nigerian by noskeybaba: 11:44pm On Apr 22, 2015
First if I were a lady, and a guy I'm dating beats me, that's the end of the relationship cos if I become his wife, I will be a punching bag.

But meen!! You went through hell, you were even taken advantage of cos of your financial situation. I bet if not for your condition back then, that guy is not your type (you called him an illiterate).

If a guy wants you to meet his family, believe me he's serious about you. Though he is not perfect, I sense there is something in you that he fancies. Probably you have a good character (and ofcourse beautiful).

I advise you to look deep down yourself, with the little you lived with him, the way he treats you, the way he behaves and all that, can you stay with him FOREVER?

Go visit his family as he said, there is no harm in that and before you make any decision, make sure he is done with the drug business and is ready to be a man. You don't wanna raise your children with him like that (running from the authorities).

Finally know his stand with his baby mama and his kid. After you check all these, the decision is all yours to make.

I only responded because you are a foreigner, and because the said guy must be from my tribe. I hope I'm helpful. Thank you.
PoliticsRe: Dr. Ariyo Responds To Accusation Of Igbo Xenophobic Comment by noskeybaba: 4:19pm On Apr 22, 2015
LordExecutioner:
Darling, if unchecked, yibhoe expansionism into the heart of Yoruba Kingdom with vengeance, is a threat to Yoruba culture and existence. That is basically what Dr. Abraham was talking about and I understand. It is not about today, it is about future generations. We all can co-exist peacefully with yibhoes keeping their part of the country, while Yoruba do the same.

You said you are not a sheep, but rather than read his comments with a clear head, to understand where he is coming from. You joined the bandwagon with herd mentality to label his opinions genocidal. He never called for anyone to be killed, he just questioned why yibhoes keep fighting Yoruba for Yoruba land, when they have got theirs. I support what he said and will always do. It was blown out of proportion.

I'm not a sheep. I'm a lion and I eat herbivores. Do you want to remain a sheep, or become a lioness? The choice is yours.
What do you exactly mean by the bolded?
CelebritiesRe: Hacker Leak Oritsefemi's Instagram Chats With Various Chat(photos) by noskeybaba: 9:38pm On Apr 20, 2015
Tinyemeka:
Ermm... question please.

Akwaibom_girl said she'd misplaced her makeup bag when she brought it out and was looking for a CD. So in the whole of the dude's house, her bag was the only place where she could find a Compact Disc?!!! Was it audio CD or VCD? undecided
Am I missing something here?

Na kweshun I dey ask o.
CD is for CONDOM. Are you a learner?
CelebritiesRe: Hacker Leak Oritsefemi's Instagram Chats With Various Chat(photos) by noskeybaba:
grin this is sooo funny, ah swear down. I'm definitely calling that kellytwek grin to know if I can get some private twerking grin



Based on the new development, Kelly say the next person wey go call or text her go recieve thunder and lightning. As a precaution, I have suspended the call till she lifts the curse. Meanwhile akwaibom girl don delete her IG account. Lol

People are already congratulating dandies candy like a hero. She's an engineer from Anambra, I'm from Anambra and I'm proud of her too. kiss

Jobs/VacanciesRe: ARM Interview Invite by noskeybaba: 6:27pm On Apr 10, 2015
walearoy:
Waste of time!
lol, what happened?
CelebritiesRe: Call Me The LIKES Man... Contact Me For Likes Here On NL by noskeybaba: 3:39pm On Apr 10, 2015
Boxer007:
hi boo boo, are you Gay? What is your waist line?
Ha! Gay detected!!! Run for your anus.
RomanceRe: HE Had Sex With His Crush On Their 1st Date, "Should He Take Her Serious? by noskeybaba: 3:05pm On Apr 10, 2015
This sort of question or tread makes me sick and angry. What sort of people exists these days? The girl was your crush (everything you wanted), now you had sex with her you are asking if you should take her serious (now you are unsure of the crush). I just don't know how some girls end up with some stupid and milky-brain guys.(Probably haunted by past wrong doings). Our girls should open there eyes and use their brains. Some guys might look grown but have like 4yr old brain. I'm sure if this girl refused on the first date you will come here to open a silly thread about it. And Why do we feel that a girl lost most when you've had sex with her? She did less work and probably enjoyed it more (if you know your onions). Pls stop opening such useless thread spoiling business for some correct guys (like me)on first date. Thank you.

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