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11. Your neighbor's Daughter

Yes u thinks she's pretty? Sexy? Don't go near her or it will be U̶̲̥̅̊я doom. Ŋ☹ matter what u are her parents will NEVER approve of u. They will only see u as the guy that spoils their daughter. Kapish?

Instrument of the devil. Good to see her with some clothes.

mr_man: And shave your armpit.

some people get dada for there

Good job JTF.

Done Deal.

berem: she for come naija come hug Mopol! na dirty slap for land for her face.

Like seriously? Mopol wouldnt mind huging back u butt hurt ho'

ItsModella: why didn't they arrest her? gosh, I'm sick and tired of seeing her face everywhere

Feeling inferior??

So whts the fuss all about? Giving u a dose of ur medicine and u are complaining? U cant kip dominating the military. So chill we taking over.

No be say the ones wey dey cover their faces fine. Why i go look am b4?

Two4Two: They keep showing everything they have one day they will show us their undies.

as a matter of fact, i would like to see it to, to know if its gucci or burberry. Ndi ufu obi.

Princess055: Can u imagine? Dis guy no mature at all,he too dey show.so childish.peter,must u intemidiate pple wit ur wealth,u rich 2day anoda person go get money 2moro.na evryday u go dey show us wetin u get.pls try 2 go up n stop behaving lyk a baby.mtcheew

You need to stop hating and focus more on your english classes.

Ileke-IdI:
What's a 37 years old man doing with a 16 years old girl?

BABY SITTING

errm... The girl is 16, and the marriage is 2yrs old. So it now means the girl was given out at the age of 14? Northern Nigeria should grow up. This is 21st century for Christ sake!!! Giving out kids for marriage is outdated. Both the suitor and the parents are not just ok. I rest my case.

The song fell below my expectations. Sarkodie try but others? I no feel una at all. And help me locate d verse of Mercy Johnson abeg. He for feature madam Tonto nau.

strangest: yeah its true... the igbos are jews, I now see the connection

Actually they are descendants of the Israelis. Their culture similarities proves it.

( MY QUESTION IS "WHOSE HEART IS IN HER CHEST NOW??" :'

donsax: Why MISS Sandra Anazor from Anambra State going to university ibadan to study medicine? Why not stay at eastern corrupt universities? I rep south west universities. They are the best!!!

#Mumumugu

Lionel,

I am writing you this note to offer my congratulations ­on winning the Ballon d'Or. Again. As you can see by
the look on my face, I am very happy for you. Please
forgive me for not congratulating you at the gala, but
since I am so tall and statuesque and you are so tiny
and maintain terrible posture, I couldn't find you in the
crowd. Also, since someone played a joke on you by
telling you to wear that garish spotted jacket and tie, I
didn't want to keep you from getting home and
changing your clothes as fast as you possibly could.
That's how thoughtful I am.
It was another tremendous year for me, and,
supposedly, for you as well. You had to set a world
record in order to score more goals than me. Of
course, smart people know that team accomplishments are far more important than personal achievements
and I helped my club to win La Liga in 2012 whereas
you only helped your club win the Copa del Rey. The
year my club only won the Copa del Rey, I did not win
the Ballon d'Or. I suppose this just shows that voters
hold me to a higher standard than you.
Anyway, you have now won the Ballon d'Or a record
four times in row. I guess you're happy about that. Yet,
Andy Gray, England's most respected sexist
broadcaster, has questioned whether you could play
well on a cold night in Stoke. After all, you have only
won titles for one club, whereas I have won titles for
clubs in La Liga and the PL. But very few players have
the physical talent and mental strength to prove
themselves on different teams and in different leagues,
so you should only feel a little bit bad about that.
People are always trying to compare you and I, but
there really is no comparison. Yes, we were both
named after Americans -- I was named after Ronald
Reagan, a talented actor and two-term president,
whereas you were named after Lionel Richie, a man
who sang about dancing on the ceiling. Which is both
impossible and patently ridiculous. I impregnated a
woman and created a child in 2010, but it took you until
2012 to figure out how to do those things. I grew tall
and strongnaturally and you needed enough growth
hormones to make even Lance Armstrong feel guilty in
order to be neither of those things.Also,I wear proper
tuxedos to formal events while you wear a suit made
out of clown pants.So comparing us is both silly and
unfair.

In conclusion, I congratulate you, Leo. But remember:
No matter how many Ballon d'Or awards you win, I still
won it first

Confidently yours
Cristiano

X-factoria:
1. Corruption or no corruption, Osaze is not telling us anything new!!!

2. The guy has ego issues to deal with. How come everyone is against him, even SWAN - Sports Writers Association of Nigeria? Is SWAN also corrupt and its members not exposed?

3. Osaze had squabbles with Laggerback, Siasia and now Keshi. Is Osaze right and everyone of these guys wrong all the time?

The guy is obviously pained that he is being ignored for the AFCON. Keshi mentioned in a press release that Osaze demanded to be Captain of the team. His comments here suggested that is true when he said "Eagles have not had a leader in the last 10yrs". What crap

The guy should leave Nigeria alone and move on with his life. He is obviously a bad blood and his inclusion in the team could prove divisive.

^^ eediaaaat!!

^^Dude u need to work on your english language.

When the north dominates the millitary, nobody complains. Now we are returning the favour, they are hating... Eeediaaaats!

Nna meeen! Guys must ride Range Rover SUV dis xmas. wetin I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do here self. All road lead to the east..... Land of the Raising Sun.

^^ fackin GAY!!

Looking at people's posts and taking note of nairaland gays! 14 years imprisonment awaits u. Bloody fa.ggots!! OP looks like their cordinator

I've downloaded this whak track sometime last year. Wasted ♍ƴ Mb again. I think I'm gonna sue him for that.

i'm sorry but this is the unfortunate situation being experienced in our country. You have a higher chance of being killed by a policeman in nigeria than being saved or rescued by him. All the laws they know are those they will use to intimidate you. quite unfortunate.

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