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Christianity EtcRe: 8 Facts That Proove All White Garment Churches Are Demon Possessed by noskeybaba: 2:14pm On Apr 16, 2013
i thought u were making sense until u mentioned catholic church. And to ask, who are u to knw the churches u mentioned worship the true God?
CelebritiesRe: 6Yr Old Millionare Isabella Barrett by noskeybaba: 10:34am On Apr 16, 2013
Ok.














Back τ̅☺ ♍ƴ breakfast. Gala+zobo grin
RomanceRe: Lies Men Tell by noskeybaba: 9:43am On Apr 13, 2013
Stegomiah: *Lies MEN Tell*


[s]9.Baby.....just let me put the head in and i swear i wont thrust!
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Baby.....just let me rub it around it and I swear I won't put it in
PoliticsRe: Who Is Most Likely To Become The Next Governor Of Anambra State? by noskeybaba: 12:46pm On Apr 11, 2013
OBINNA UZOR ALL THE WAY
EventsRe: Iyanya Thrilling Ladies On US Tour - (Pictures) by noskeybaba: 10:33am On Apr 11, 2013
[quote author=Booty4me][/quote]^^^ Is this person alright? Copy Aηδ paste mumu
CelebritiesRe: People Keep Calling Me Handsome Guy. Am I Really Handsome? by noskeybaba: 1:24am On Apr 11, 2013
Princeojua: thanks man... You know I'm not intimidated by their jagons, I know where I'm heading to. Tomorrow my new post will still make frontpage let them keep blasphemin
ℓ☺ℓ. Guy u need τ̅☺ get some sleep. Enough of U̶̲̥̅̊я blunder, U̶̲̥̅̊я pictures are bad enough. See bolded? U need τ̅☺ look up that word in the dictionary. (U Might need it for U̶̲̥̅̊я JSSCE).
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Planned To Bomb Third-Mainland Bridge’ by noskeybaba: 11:27am On Apr 09, 2013
Truckpusher: Apparently you've failed to realize that no man has an absolute power to do violence...it's both ways brother, believe me they will be in for a long haul.
You spoke the truth brother but I looked into your eyes, I didn't see anything Violent in it. Like they say in Nigeria, "you no get the liver"
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Planned To Bomb Third-Mainland Bridge’ by noskeybaba: 11:23am On Apr 09, 2013
Coco diva: Soon what? I'm sure you're a boko member/supporter.Your plans will never succeed in Lagos
Soon they will be a thing of the past. Keep calm and Trust GEJ
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Planned To Bomb Third-Mainland Bridge’ by noskeybaba: 10:51am On Apr 09, 2013
Soon brothers.... Very Soon
FoodRe: A Picture Of A Snake Soup In A Pot by noskeybaba: 4:21pm On Apr 08, 2013
T-smooth:
****Snake Sh*t!!!**** mostly eaten by Igbos( Nyamiris).
Pls try τ̅☺ get U̶̲̥̅̊я facts right. Igbos(Anambra Aηδ Imo) don't even harm snake (Python) let alone eating it. In return, the snake don't harm us.(But if it sees one that eats it like men dem from Abakaliki or Nsukka omo the snake go attack am die grin ) It can sleep in U̶̲̥̅̊я house without harming U. If u don't want it, u just use stick Aηδ take it out. If u mistakenly kill it u have τ̅☺ perform a burial ceremony for it.

It is our custom Aηδ tradition.
FashionRe: CAMOUFLAGE CLOTHES: Is It Illegal For Civilians In Nigeria?! by noskeybaba: 12:19pm On Apr 03, 2013
Nigerian soldiers feel like they are the Oga at the Top. So they like intimidating Civilians at any slightest provocation. they won't even share clothes with you. Pls to avoid bruises, don't dare them or claim right. Don't wear their clothe. He who have ears let him hear.
HealthRe: The Essence Of Deworming Your Child. by noskeybaba: 3:49pm On Apr 02, 2013
I have been hearing of worms Aηδ de worming people or children, but to be honest since I was a child me and my siblings don't know what it means. We have never experienced it or have it. Recently I was arguing with a friend, I told him that I have never had worms, he said its a lie that all human beings have worm. I don't know where he's coming from.
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj Doors For Sale At Itokun by noskeybaba: 4:14pm On Mar 29, 2013
grin Mean while in Upper Iweka... We have»»»»

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Beware Of No.9 Oremeji Street, Isolo, Lagos. by noskeybaba: 1:56pm On Mar 27, 2013
YES they are fraudsters. Back in January the advertised on a church Bulletin, I didn't apply, I just Googled that address and the result I got was that is is a scam. There have been topics about this same address on this forum telling people that they are fraudulent (u can search it).
RomanceRe: Where Did I Go Wrong Here?- A True Life Story by noskeybaba: 12:27pm On Mar 26, 2013
But my guy u no try at all!! How can u leave a lady cold in bed? U are not a gentleman at all u are not even intelligent or smart enough. U Ŋ☹ go school? Take a look at these writings on the Wall for u. »

1) She no gree go again.
2) She even carry night gown come (sexxy one for that matter)

You should have known this is a premeditated actions. What else do u need? U should know one thing, Nigerian women will never never tell u they want S*X (though I have met a few who are not shy to demand for it on a first date). So we do trial Aηδ error. If e go fine, if e no go u move to the next one (I'm not a rapist like most of u). But at least do something don't be a learner. Ladies love who are in charge Aηδ not a chicken hearted fellow.


Finally, that ur username wey u call urself Shark slayer is rubbish. Pls change it to Learner cos u Ŋ☹ fit slain a lamb set on a platter of gold 4 u, na shark u wan slainhuh
FashionRe: What Not To Wear To A Wedding. by noskeybaba:
If I like I dress like Jim Iyke, if I like I dress like Warri Millionaire or even Cabo Snoop self grin , its none of ur business. I wear what is comfortable for M̶̲̅ε̲̣ Aηδ there is nothing u can do about it tongue
CelebritiesRe: Mikel Obi To Wed Sandra Okagbue by noskeybaba: 1:19pm On Mar 25, 2013
tayo_ast: As far as the date goes, THIS IS A BIG LIE.

Chelsea have a game one Saturday 30th March and another on Monday 1st April.

How exactly do you expect Mikel to attend any 'introduction' party?

Lazy journalism!
U are the Lazy "Chelsea fan" reader. His brother can stand in for him. Its intro Aηδ he doesn't necessarily need to be there. Or he can ditch the games. It his marriage bro he can ge a leave or something.
CelebritiesRe: Mikel Obi To Wed Sandra Okagbue by noskeybaba: 1:08pm On Mar 25, 2013
konn: beautiful beginning hope this marriage lasts
E last or e no last wetin concern u? Enemy of Progress.
PoliticsRe: Expatriate Kidnapped In Lagos by noskeybaba: 10:05am On Mar 25, 2013
Kidnapping in Lagos? Hmmn....

Tell me more how its peculiar to south east/south south.

Oh wait... May be they expanded their business.

They should go back to their country.

Thanks.
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Having Fun In Dubai by noskeybaba: 5:57pm On Mar 24, 2013
some-girl:
how do all these nonsense pictures of "whoever doing whatever" threads make front page?
If e D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ pain u for ur small nyashh jump enter Lagoon. Na by force to login?
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Having Fun In Dubai by noskeybaba: 5:55pm On Mar 24, 2013
d-peron:
Wait oh,is it for 2face's wedding or just 2 seek attention dat jim Iyke went to dubai? Abi dem neva go dubai b4 for hin family?
Have u eatten todayhuh Then why are you Hating?
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Having Fun In Dubai by noskeybaba: 5:52pm On Mar 24, 2013
BUSH MAN: its not the having fun that is the problem its letting us on camera know that he is having fun, i ve been to duabai 4 time this year and california 2 times without camera crew to show people
And I've been to Mars 4x and the moon 8x this year. I'm currently on the Sun now. Mtchewww.


Haters everywhere.
PoliticsRe: Did Chinua Achebe Actually Do Anything To Promote Development In Nigeria? by noskeybaba: 12:30am On Mar 24, 2013
I read the comments here and i wonder what type of being some Yoruba people are huh. asking that Prof. Achebe did for Nigeria? like he is a politician or what? well he is recognized all over the world and people that have got brains also know what he did. His works speaks for Him. Anyway i know their anger, just because a very great man like Prof. Achebe is not from their tribe, it pains them so bad that instead of glorifying him, they choose to drag his name to the mud. but it wont work, u are just a jobless fellow ranting gibberish on nairaland after which u switch off your miserable phone or cheap laptop and sleep while the whole world will gather in Ogidi to celebrate this GREAT MAN.
CelebritiesRe: Picture Updates From 2face & Annie's Wedding In Dubai by noskeybaba: 5:27pm On Mar 23, 2013
Chomzy19: The beach wedding, my wedding theme. dont have money for dubai, lekki beach will serve. kudos to ANNIE and INNOCENT IDIBIA
My advice babe, have a wedding under the roof of a church. There is what it signify.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram: 500 Foreigners Arrested In Lagos by noskeybaba: 12:33pm On Mar 23, 2013
SMH
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram: 500 Foreigners Arrested In Lagos by noskeybaba: 11:53am On Mar 23, 2013
Classicalman: All foreigners of Arabian and Muslim origin should be rounded up as suspects cool
True Talk.
PoliticsRe: Prof Chinua Achebe Is Dead! by noskeybaba: 12:55pm On Mar 22, 2013
alomoh: Exactly, Chinua Achebe became in his final days A hero of the Ibos, He could have earned for himself more honor as a Nigerian Hero, But he messed up the singular opportunity by his reminiscence of the long fratricidal warfare which has divided Nigerians. An history for which Ibos believed Yorubas are their enemies without proper counsel and historical facts. They roam around in Yoruba states doing business freely and Achebe dug out a lie in his “There was a Country” to confuse the Younger African and caused hatred before his demise
Achebe is really the Hero of the Tribal Ibos
And who told u he wanted to be a Nigerian Hero? How many times did he reject your National Honors? He is our Hero and World Hero at large. Nigerian hero my foot.

Point of correction, Igbos don't see yorubas as their enemy, we see them as slave t0 the Northerners. Cowards!! #thatsAll.
PoliticsRe: ABSU Gang Molestation Suspects Unmasked by noskeybaba: 9:44am On Mar 22, 2013
I been think say dem don forget this story. Good job.
SportsRe: Kenyans Respond To Nigeria's Treatment Of Harambee Stars Via Twitter by noskeybaba: 2:04am On Mar 22, 2013
tchidi: OBJ? We'll pick Charley Boy over Prezzo sef... grin grin
Bitc.h please..........

We'll pick our very own Boko Haram over prezzo. grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: New Phone-Credit Scamming Tactic - Beware! by noskeybaba: 12:08pm On Mar 21, 2013
They go t0 NYSC year book for passing out corp members, get your name and phone number and text you like this:
"Hi emeka, its your friend Ugoo, we served together in Edo state, I have secured a Job with in Agip with the help of my inlaw, there are more space so I wanted to knw if you are interested, send your CV to my email anuofia@ yahoo.com so I can process it."

I got like 10 of SMS like this. Ignore them they are scam artists!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis' Inauguration: Pictures & Videos by noskeybaba: 4:58pm On Mar 20, 2013
His Holiness, please we need u to come and set foot on our land again (Anambra, cos that's the only place the past popes visits in this country tongue )

A lot of Sh!t (aru) have been done to our land and it needs papal cleansing.

God bless You as you come! Amen!

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