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Jokes Etc / A Generation Of Dumb Copy And Pasters by noskyboy(m): 4:00pm On Jul 29, 2013
this days all people do is go on social networks to look for what to copy and paste, mehn, guys please, enough of all these copy and
pasting, please be creative for 1sec, funny to see
almost everybody on my wall posting the
same thing, word for word, pls be original,
even if it is the usual senseless posts like ''am
eating rice'', ''i just woke up'' e.t.c or better still be
humble enuf to acknowledge the original
poster, its better than forming smart with
someone else's idea. #stopplagiarism#
Religion / Re: If My Parents Never Got Married Or Met, Would I Still Have Existed? by noskyboy(m): 2:32pm On Jul 29, 2013
alfa selzter, ur signature is scary, but thats by the way. thank you for that bio-inspirational piece, but u didnt really answer the question,
Religion / If My Parents Never Got Married Or Met, Would I Still Have Existed? by noskyboy(m): 10:07am On Jul 29, 2013
If my parents never got married or met in anyway,would I still have existed? am not talking of the physical me, because biology have already taken care of that, am talking the psychological and spiritual me, I thought the answer was obvious until I asked a couple of people, different answers and explanations, I then got interested in knowing what you think about it. please I need logical and reasonable answers.
Nairaland / General / How To Make Effective Use Or Your Time On The Internet by noskyboy(m): 9:23am On Jul 27, 2013
TIPS ON HOW TO MAKE EFFECTIVE USE OF YOUR TIME ON THE INTERNET.
This generation is characterized by easy access and manipulation of ICT facilities, the internet can be accessed by almost everybody, many people use the internet for various purposes on daily bases, some for business, some for research, many for social networking and so on. I have noticed that many people including me, visit the net with a specific aim, but end up not achieving that aim, because we are being carried away by other things like social networking, download of music, videos, movies, streaming of online videos e.t.c, you know all those fun stuff going on on the internet, its as if our memory formats as soon as we go online, and before remembering your aim, time is up. If your are a victim of such, here are tips you can use to overcome it, and start making effective use of your time online and using the spare time for other ''distractions''.
- before going online, get a small piece of paper and make a scale of preference, write down things you want to do online according to the priority you attach to them, and tick as you complete. that would help you not to do unimportant things first while leaving the major stuff at the mercy of your memory, which automatically erase as you go online.
- don't create too many tabs when browsing, try to conclude things one after the other, because too many tabs would divide your attention, and you might end up not finishing anything
- don't visit any social network site when doing very important things online, esp. Research, some would say ''make I just open one tab login facebook'' no no no, don't do that, face research or whatever your doing before facebook, twitter e.t.c.
- play some good music with an earpiece while browsing, it helps take away all external distractions and makes you feel good, remember, good music lies in ear of the hearer, what's good for me may be crap for you.
- lastly, this one is a bit silly but it works, browse when the network is good, its less frustrating and more fun.
Hope I have helped someone out there, if you have more, lets hear it. Peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am out.
Science/Technology / How To Make Effective Use Of Your Time On The Internet by noskyboy(m): 8:41am On Jul 27, 2013
TIPS ON HOW TO MAKE EFFECTIVE USE OF YOUR TIME ON THE INTERNET.
This generation is characterized by easy access and manipulation of ICT facilities, the internet can be accessed by almost everybody, many people use the internet for various purposes on daily bases, some for business, some for research, many for social networking and so on. I have noticed that many people including me, visit the net with a specific aim, but end up not achieving that aim, because we are being carried away by other things like social networking, download of music, videos, movies, streaming of online videos e.t.c, you know all those fun stuff going on on the internet, its as if our memory formats as soon as we go online, and before remembering your aim, time is up. If your are a victim of such, here are tips you can use to overcome it, and start making effective use of your time online and using the spare time for other ''distractions''.
- before going online, get a small piece of paper and make a scale of preference, write down things you want to do online according to the priority you attach to them, and tick as you complete. that would help you not to do unimportant things first while leaving the major stuff at the mercy of your memory, which automatically erase as you go online.
- don't create too many tabs when browsing, try to conclude things one after the other, because too many tabs would divide your attention, and you might end up not finishing anything
- don't visit any social network site when doing very important things online, esp. Research, some would say ''make I just open one tab login facebook'' no no no, don't do that, face research or whatever your doing before facebook, twitter e.t.c.
- play some good music with an earpiece while browsing, it helps take away all external distractions and makes you feel good, remember, good music lies in ear of the hearer, what's good for me may be crap for you.
- lastly, this one is a bit silly but it works, browse when the network is good, its less frustrating and more fun.
Hope I have helped someone out there, if you have more, lets hear it. Peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am out.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalanders E-protest Against Child Marriage: Sign your Petition Here Guys! by noskyboy(m): 10:13pm On Jul 20, 2013
i Nnamdi Nonso, is totally against underage marriage in any form, no kind of explanation can justify underage marriage, what the young Nig girl need is quality education not marriage.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Challenge Patience To Debate With Soyinka by noskyboy(m): 12:33pm On Jul 15, 2013
thats an insult oh, didnt they see primary sch graduates to debate patience? Why soyinka, even goodluck cant go into a battle of word s with soyinka. Mtcheew.
Sports / Re: NFL To Investigate 146 Goals In Two Matches by noskyboy(m): 6:07pm On Jul 09, 2013
mehn, thats serious oh, i know some of plateau united feeders players, got to confirm this.
Car Talk / Re: How To Win Bus Struggle In Lagos by noskyboy(m): 1:21pm On Jul 05, 2013
so i should call my superior every day to tell him/her that i myt be late? na firing remain be that
Religion / The Cancer Of Selfishness by noskyboy(m): 4:12pm On May 26, 2013
,"Even our good deeds are extensions of our selfishness".
If there was no God, religion and promise of heaven, paradise or hell, would you still strive to be good?. Thats a fundamental question we must all ask ourselves, because it baffles me, when people say things like " had it been i wasn't a christian/muslim or any other religion, i would have ....". It is a clear fact that man is a selfish being, but Excessive selfishness is what brings about problems. We should selflessly and sincerely do good, not minding personal gains, this age is characterized by selfishness in disguise, today people go to church/mosque and other religious centers, because they want to go to heaven or want to prosper in life, not because they want to inculcate good virtues and live good lives that would positively touch humanity and better mankind,
people help those in need, because they want God to bless them by replenishing their pockets in a hundred folds, not because they want to really alieviate suffering and better mankind, people "sow so called seeds" for personal harvests in hundred folds not for the betterment of humanity.
And this selfishness is the reason why there is so much suffering in the world, despite the many "good deeds". The motive in which we do good or evil matters alot. We need to get it right now, remember you can decieve your pastor, priest, imam and your fellow men, but you cant decieve me, yourself and more importantly God.,,
Jokes Etc / The Lord Has Done It Again! by noskyboy(m): 7:42am On May 02, 2013
The 2 day crusade presented by the church of DORTMUND in colabo with BAYERN church of MUNICH ended yesterday in a wonderful manner, and was filled with testimonies.
The church of DORTMUND on the 1st day, were attacked twice by one of the SPANISH powers, but could not be defeated, though pastor lewandowski squandered many donations by the church. On the 2nd day the spirit was fully in control as bishop robben and rev. muller performed miracles, Bayern church of Munich withness great presence of the spirit, to the extent that a spanish demon (pique a.k.a shakira) was converted and became an instrument for the church, and powers like messi stayed off the crusade ground. And indeed the spanish principalities and powers were defeated making it a smooth ride to wembley, the promise land.
Sports / Crusade. The Church Of Dortmund And Bayern Church Of Munich Presents. by noskyboy(m): 12:26pm On Apr 30, 2013
The church of DORTMOND in collaboratn with BAYERN church of MUNICH invites you to a 2 day power crusade titteled DISTROYING THE SPANISH GIANTS AND PRINCIPALITIES. Ministering pastor LAWANDOWSKI, rev. MULLER, bishop RUBBEN and many others. It would be held at the blessed grounds of CAMP NOU and BERNABEU, 1st service today (tuesday) 2nd service tommorow (wednessday). Come and all MESSI's, RONALDO's and all other powers, would be missing in your life untill you reach the promiss land, WEMBLEY.
Education / Over 1million JAMBITES, Would Not Gain Admission - FG by noskyboy(m): 10:49am On Apr 28, 2013
Out of the 1.7 million people that registered for JAMB, only abt 5 hundred thousand, would gain admission, due to low capacity of higher institutions - FG. This was revealed during an interview with the Minister of education, prof. Ruquayatu Lamido in Niger state.
So its not that Nigerian youths dont want to be educated, there is no education. That is the reason why the FG should spend on education rather than stuffs like building an office for the first lady, or house for the V.P or even amnesty for terrorists.
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is So Unique About You? by noskyboy(m): 12:44pm On Apr 18, 2013
front page, please!
Jokes Etc / What Is So Unique About You? by noskyboy(m): 10:03am On Apr 18, 2013
Apart from your face, what else do you think can be used to identify you, what is so unique about you, or so unique in your body that can be used to identify you or make you easily recognized, something you are sure nobody else has. As for me, i think, my palm and the way i walk, very unique. Lets hear yours.
Nairaland / General / What Is So Unique About You? by noskyboy(m): 9:19am On Apr 18, 2013
Apart from your face, what else do you think can be used to identify you, what is so unique about you, or so unique in your body that can be used to identify you or make you easily recognized, something you are sure nobody else has. As for me, i think, my palm and the way i walk, very unique. Lets hear yours.
Education / Need Help With 2006 Census Data Esp Age Sex Distribution by noskyboy(m): 2:46pm On Mar 04, 2013
please i need the data gotten from the 2006 population and housing census done by the NPC. Especially the age sex distribution (pyramid). I have googled it but no precise answer. Please i need it very soon. Anybody with useful info, or the data itself shuld please help me out. Thks
Jokes Etc / New English Word by noskyboy(m): 9:04am On Feb 25, 2013
new english word: oscarpistorius.
Meaning: to intentionally do something and claim it was a mistake.
Usage: he oscarpistoriuslly took my pen.
But seriously from a sociologist point of view, he killed her intentionally because he was afraid he would lose her.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Blackburn - FA Cup - (0 - 1) On 16th February 2013 by noskyboy(m): 5:31pm On Feb 16, 2013
irony, arsenal 0:1 blackburn
Religion / Re: Why Do You Pray Before Eating? by noskyboy(m): 12:35pm On Feb 10, 2013
this should make front page please!
Religion / Why Do You Pray Before Eating? by noskyboy(m): 11:21am On Feb 10, 2013
Why do you pray before you eat?
People pray before they eat, for different reasons, i found this out when i did a little research, i asked my freinds, siblings, school mates, neighbours and other people, why they pray before eating? And got different stunning responses, some said they prayed to give thanks, some said, to cast out any form of poison, some said, so that the food would satisfy them, and many other funny and surprising answers, some say they dont even pray at all. So i decided to put this question out to nairalanders, why do you pray before eating. Please be sincere, dont just give a socially acceptable answer. Thanks.
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 2) - On 3rd February 2013 by noskyboy(m): 6:05pm On Feb 03, 2013
from super fried chikens to eldphat peper soup. Waiting to hear what eboue has to say this time.

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Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 2) - On 3rd February 2013 by noskyboy(m): 4:48pm On Feb 03, 2013
ebue, whr are u?,
Nairaland / General / Need Help, First Time In Lagos For Xmas by noskyboy(m): 8:08pm On Dec 22, 2012
pls am new in lasgidi, i jst came in for the xmas and new year celebration, i need tips on how to enjoy my stay. I reside at agbule taylor, (hope i spelt it correctly) for now, but would move to yaba later. Pls help ya boi, not to commit an egoistic suicide due to boredom. Front page pls, its urgent. Thx
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by noskyboy(m): 4:22pm On Dec 09, 2012
ferdinand, if u lyk kill ur self.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by noskyboy(m): 4:20pm On Dec 09, 2012
4 mins! Van persie oh! Chai

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by noskyboy(m): 4:17pm On Dec 09, 2012
van persie's expiry date is 2013. Up arsenal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by noskyboy(m): 4:14pm On Dec 09, 2012
goal! Fine one zabaleta. Thunder!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by noskyboy(m): 4:08pm On Dec 09, 2012
chai! Silva do dat tin na. Evra still dey find break.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by noskyboy(m): 4:02pm On Dec 09, 2012
haba Ref, allow yaya dribble evrybody na.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by noskyboy(m): 3:58pm On Dec 09, 2012
na wa o! Smalling wan turn to goalkeeper.

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