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I have a lot of respect for the internet sha. Lol.

Nlfpmod, this is worthy of retrospect.

Buhari is alive and doing what na? Scattering the Economy in pieces before he commot abi wetin?

sarrki:
Bola Tinubu attends Muhammad Buhari 80th birthday bash

Bubu looking more lively than the king of corn and boli.

But wait first, what does Tinubu do for a living apart from Taxing Lagos state government? .

fuckJones:
Here are the summary of the shocking revelation I got from my dream yesterday, I never doubt my dreams for once.
1. I saw a new pope that will last for five years.
2. they will be civil war in USA that will lead to the country splitting into to two, if your relatives is in USA, start prepping for his return in August, the republic and the democrat will go separately.
3. I saw a new president in Russia, Putin death will cause a lot of crisis in Russian too, I saw confusion in what Kill him.
4. Global financial crisis will hit the world, please don't invest in USA dollar, I saw the end of dollars dominant.

God will help us.

Lol

JeffreyJunior:
Married men especially the ones with kids should spend less time at the gym and help out more at home.

The man deserves to go hungry or better still upgrade his gym membership to cover his dinner since the gym is his first home.

There can't be two adults at home and only one will be sweating on home chores.

This is my two cents and anyone who doesn't feel alright about it should not attack me but please remain single.

Don't add salt and Maggi to the story so you can get likes. Na only to cook dinner Naim she do this nonsense. Not household chores.

Let's not support nonsense.

A lot of people fit into that car. Kid, cousins, neices, nephews, wife, sister in law, policeman

There's actually more to this. However I choose to keep silent. No more free lectures for urchins alike

atinga1:
I've been trying to upload the video, but nairaland has refused to upload the video.

Videos cannot be uploaded on Nairaland.

Very very stupid to even assume that Peter Obi will lose Anambra. .

No amount of electrically roasted corn and boli can stop him from winning Anambra.

Osibajo2023:
I am available for 100k bet, I put it to them that he can't even win Anambra

That's how Passionate88 scammed me in 2019. I told him Atiku will win Adamawa. He promised me 200k if Atiku Wins but ran away from Nairaland after the elections.

Na only here Reno get relevance. Nobody dey answer am again for twitter. Very few interactions with his 2.1m followers. No wonder he keeps screaming at the top of his lungs .

Compare this with the deathblow dealt by Sabinus to the drug lord. Twitter catch fire. The whole APC camp shake. Even Bashir nor get comeback.

jeromestarks:
Try and see Hangover 3 before you come her to post with your tiny brain.

See, there are girls at Lagos parties who are hermaphrodites.

Go to parties. Go to events. Get laid alot and see life before you bring your childish brain to play here.


Modified:
There are over 7billion people on this planet. Do you expect everyone to be the same?

Do u know how large is 7 Billion?

Do you know what is called hernia?
There are many things you know not. And the fact that you refuse to accept your ignorance makes you even more STUPID.

There's hermaphrodites no doubt. But this particular marriage story is a fake af.

eliyke:
MANa go create thread,e go come use e second acct(nlpolicewoman)dey threaten everybody,tinubu na kukuma ur mentor

Lmao

falcon01:
Stfu! Every body knows what a Dna looks like

Thank you. It's like saying a learned individual does not know what an intestine looks like. He spends all year instigating tribal attacks and it shows in his obvious lack of mental development and general awareness. Tueh.

LeoDeKing:
So EM wave is a topic in history or pol science?

Or medical science is the only science according to your science.

It portrays you as an unlearned individual. Anyone who knows EM wave would definitely spot the helical DNA. Except you wanted to form familiarity and it backfired. Take your L in peace bro.

Do more of learning and less of tribal attacks.

blowjohn:
The guy probably studied fine arts or drama.



Na them dey talk say vertebrae na infection.

Or say cornea na name of planet

No excuses. Who doesn't know DNA and then claims to be educated? Even for film the thing dey there. Shior

LIVINGICONREBOR:
That is no electromagnetic wave but the double helix dna strand.

Lol. Thanks for correcting him. When they say they should not be supporting nonsense balablu they will not hear.

Ishilove:
Lol. Nothing do you, but e dey taya person. Too much of a good thing is bad for your health

Nor worry we go space am. Like 10mins every 6 or 8hrs. E nor much.

Well spaced rounds is better than long single marathons. Steady race. No pressure.

Ishilove:
Oga nothin dey the mountain. Come down
and chase the molla

Molla dey. I retire for the mountain.

CheapHomes1:
The key word there is "refused". I didn't know that diicks have a will of their own

Yes oh. Very stupid things. Can even stand to greet mother-in-law in some kind useless situations.

Ishilove:


Na who no get wetin e dey tink na him dey engage is marathon sex. You're not supposed to do more than 10 mins and get the fok off. Na oil you dey drill? Use your time on more productive ventures biko

See that mountain? We nor go come down lai lai.

I forgot falseprophet1, jasonscoolari and the boogyman557. Also Satanically666 the minister of defection

[quote author= post=119423540]A big shout out to you too.
Kisses [/quote]Lol no one cares about you. Stop sending shout out to yourself

Slawomir. Anithegreat(banned by the mod(s)). Zonefree. Verywickedman/Verywickedgoat. Righteousness2. Ahnie(strange woman that mods love to push her posts to FP).
Glorhomemaker for sumptuous meals.
Ishilove for English speaking.

Looking for new customers

RIP. So sad.

Tinubu was talking about the challenges in building charge stations especially when we are yet to generate enough Electricity to roast Boli.

Tinubu is slowly replacing Sabinus pic.twitter.com/QUa6vstcTq

— Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 (@SavvyRinu) December 24, 2022

/mediaviewer

mustahagreens:
Nobody should cry o. It's just a game

The tears are hilarious

Moh247:
I guess every sensible Nigerians, supporting Tinubu depends on him and got paid 30k and agbado

February 15 is near everyone got get results on INEC portal

Don't forget that everyone does name calling in this country. We have Nyamiri, Pigs, Osus, Aboki, Almajiri, Afonja.......etc. Fun fact is Almajiri, Aboki and Afonja are not even bad words. The almajiri is male while the almajira is female.

Anyways the agbado part is quite hilarious. You'll just have to admit that you never expected this level of media onslaught from Obidients. I strongly believe February 15 will bring out a positive outcome for the Obidients who just want a better nation. It's not too much to ask for.

Moh247:


Urchin means poor clothless children abandoned on the street

You call people this derogatory names and want them to vote Obi that did nothing in Anambra?!

It's no more Almajiri, cows and Fulani slaves it's now urchins while you call Ibos billionaires

You people just want to finish Obi's chances kpatakpata

I understand that it only applies to the foot soldiers of the drug lord Asiwajuju.

They depend on the drug lord for sustenance hence the name urchin.

Take it easy bro.

NwaAmaikpe:




Just like in insemination, the only aim is to get the semen in; either through a syringe, a tube or straight from the preek.
There's no difference between a normally ejaculated baby and an artificially inseminated one.

So as long as he changed the oil filter, you shouldn't be bothered how the new oil got into into the engine.

Wake up Nwaamaikpe. Elections are here. Nigeria can be saved.

YinkaOlusesi16:
Tinubu is coming

That baba cannot come. Even Remi knows this