₦airaland Forum

PheelzAlmighty:
Awon gold digger

Gideoniteprime4:
let us divide the north from the south and see if both will last a month
you are hear talking like a small child
the PROBLEM of nigeria can only be understood with the help of an encyclopedia

Skmoda360:
I'm not saying you requested for money but what you typed up there seem like a lie to me.

Skmoda360:
Sound cheap hope it's not a scam.

post=83350254:
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Point of Correction sir.
Not most Nairalanders, but the few bad eggs that registered with numerous monikers,
One of them have 42 monikers and still counting!
The ones that wake up and sleep with hatred for their nation and President.
The fraudsters that hate EFCC arresting their crew for fraudulent activities all over the nation.
The ones that pray there will never be peace in this our darling nation.
We love Nigeria: they hate Nigeria.
We love our President: they detest him.
We support every good things in the country : they abhor it!
We support an honest man of integrity: they support a criminal a d criminals that have looted their lives and the lives of their unborn kids!
You can now see the reasons!
We had 2 Presidential elections,
we won the 2 elections back to back and they lost the 2 front to back!!
So why won't losers be in pain nah?!
Those who are for us are more than those who are against us.
Sane Nigerians offline are more than the insane ones online.
Please, Kindly take note sir.
Do look at the positive ones and ignore losers in life!
Enjoy the rest of your evening Number One!
Btw, we no be guy o[/s]!

gly:
Make una dey suffery dey lie na. Reason wetin you talk weather e make sense

post=83353851:
Attention seeking boy.
The post is too for you to comprehend,
leave it for wise and intelligent people to quote.
Don't give your self unnecessary headache kiddo!

iWasNotHere:
Northerners will destroy Nigeria

post=83353851:
[s]Attention seeking boy.
The post is too for you to comprehend,
leave it for wise and intelligent people to quote.
Don't give your self unnecessary headache kiddo![/s]

post=83353563:
We have written this more than once here.....
Hope it can get to the right sources.

HOW NIGERIA CAN PAY MINIMUM WAGE COMFORTABLY.......... [/color]


1. Abolish SECURITY VOTE in NIGERIA. Nigeria will pay N45,000 minimum wage comfortably.

2. a) Abolish CONSTITUENCY PROJECT FUNDS
b) Reduce number of ADVISERS to SENATE PRES(2), HOUSE SPEAKER(2), GOVs(4), PRESIDENT(5), VP(2)
c) Reduce current ALL Political Office Holders PAY CHEQUES by 51.5%, without exception
d) Do away with special remuneration to POLITICAL ADVISERS & PUBLIC SERVANTS e.g; Purchase of Private Vehicles, Houses, granting Govt paid Vacations, paying for 1st & Business Class Transportations, etc, etc...
e) Abolish payment of OVERSEAS MEDICAL BILLS for Political Office Holders.
f) Eliminate PRIVATE PRACTICE in public workforce
g) Eliminate participation of Public Workforce in Partisan Politics.
h) Institute EMPLOYMENT BY MERIT, and eliminate UNDEREMPLOYMENT.
i) Review and eliminate allocation of Govt paid POLITICAL AIDES & SUPPORT STAFF to Political Office Holders.

With (1) + (2) Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N65,000 comfortably

3. Move Nigeria MORE to Private Sector Driven Economy
a) Privatise ALL MOST of Federal Govt PARASTATALS & reduce Federal Direct Funded AGENCIES to 68% of the present.
b) Privatise ALL of STATE Govt PARASTATALS & reduce State Direct Funded AGENCIES to 19% of the present.
c) Reduce current DIRECT LABOUR JOB participation by 49%
d) Encourage more Working Hours until Nigeria economic stabilizes
e) Discourage UNIONISM in Public Workforce

With (1) + (2) + (3), Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N101,500 comfortably.


4) [color=#990000]Institute DEATH PENALTY to proven THEFT OF PUBLIC FUNDS no matter how little, and LIFE Jail Sentences for COLLABORATORS.

With (1) + (2) + (3) & (4), Nigeria would pay a minimum wage of N203,500 comfortably.

Prettyvita:
Does it mean NYSC will pay us arrears too?
I was still in service when it was signed, POP was in June.

Buhari nor take me play oo.
Pay me my allowee arrears


I just dey give myself unnecessary hope

Sirpaul:
una sha won strike shaaaaaaaa

Otii4god:
Ojochide benny... See this foolish boy

meetmeonline:
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You remind me of one of my ONLY girlfriend then that had NUMEROUS boyfriends and never allowed me do after chopping bigger rods around. She came to my house one day and when I tried, she told me she was in her period. Thinking it was a lie, I told her I don't mind and we did it and discovered it was actually enjoyable. She sef at this time got plenty of relief from menstrual pains as a result of the knack. After that, whenever she had menstrual pain, she came around and started tickling me to bang and being in conji status, I'll condescend for the missionary she wanted (since I didn't know when next I'll get any show). It took later in the years for me to understand that it must have been because her big rod guys will never come near her whenever she was in her period, while she really wanted it at this time to be free (I should have been charging her some money for it if I was wiser). We went on enjoying it and she started allowing me few times when she was not menstruating (make e no be like say...), it even got to a point I could not care about the difference, menses or no menses was just the same thing to me. Any time she was bleeding, she tells me to change the bedsheet first to a used one and put wrapper or 4-5 of my used boxers around the area her hips will be while I had water ready in the bathroom for an immediate bath then soak the blood stained bedsheet and boxers for a serious wash. All my laps and condom gets drenched with blood but I got used to it and started seeing it as sweat.


From her experience, I now no longer forbid a woman in her period. I did a research and discovered that the STD you will get from a menstruating woman, you will still get even when she is not; so if you can bear the sight of the blood, why not?!
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Xda59:
TUFIAKWA!!!!

okokkk:


I was asking this girl out then. I thought about how to please the girl, so, one evening I called her and asked about her favourite fruit. She said Coconut. Then, I was a hustler in the streets of Aba loading and offloading goods from trucks. For a child of my age, I was very rich. I could make up to N1, 500 a day.


The next day, I went out to hustle so as to get her Coconuts. To cut the story short. I made over N1,300 that day and spent all on Coconuts. I bought about 14 big Coconuts that day, packed them all in a big "Ghana must go bag" and set for her house.

When I got to her house, I called her, gave the Coconuts and whispered into her ears"If these ones finish, call me. I will make sure you don't lack Coconuts". She hugged me deeply and that was enough for me and for the day's numerous troubles.

Kittex7:
I used to send half of my nysc Allowee in the name of yeye love. Still yet she still Ex me. �