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Aarenasbaba:
As a site engineer and roof expert... Almost every part of the body including my brain

This job is not meant for those who fear height oooo...

TheGift:
My brain, 80%. The rest is mainly for my fingers and my mouth to communicate what my brain is analyzing, strategizing, proposing etc.

I think everybody brain does. The difference is the volume of brain work.

SeunTheOwner:
No you butt works more than your eyes and hand. You should be thankful for your bom-bom for not having boil or pile

LMAO

Yustash001:
My voice has suffered through endless recitation for kids

I'm a teacher....

I love teaching. But for kids, I rather do legbuke.

Djkenny080:
Disk jocker

Great! Obviously your brain influence your hands the most.

Jamesbiodun:
My hand and eyes with good health

almost same as mine. For my eyes, I need to get some blue light glasses.

Baronnaire:
He wanted to write laudable I suppose.

Just correct the person na...

Person wey done argue with me say na America English, and mean thesame thing with laudable (the British version). LMAO

That guy na kolo, I swear.

Nigeria is now officially an Horror movie.

Enemyofpeace:
you see your life? You’re not even current on the use of English. For your information, boat of them are correct, one is British English, while the other one is American English, I chose to use the American English. Stop arguing with me, I’m a guru when it comes to English

Can you please point me to a citation were both mean same thing but in different location?

They said that we now have fertilisers to feed on.

anytexy:
Me I know say na auto correct error

definitely. But he is claiming that he is right. That could only be true if it was a sarcasm.

Still, his last paragraph sold him out that it was a serious post.

Enemyofpeace:
correct me now

Laudable is the word to use instead of laughable if your intention was to praise, as your post clearly suggested.

Enemyofpeace:
what’s wrong with what I wrote? If you’re not current with the use of English, please stay away from me. I challenge you to correct what I wrote

My comment was based on the presupposition that you were trying to commend the project, of which laughable as you used it, tends to put the context in the opposite.

Enemyofpeace:
what’s wrong with what I wrote? If you’re not current with the use of English, please stay away from me. I challenge you to correct what I wrote

were you commending the project or mocking it? Then I will give an appropriate correction.

Enemyofpeace:
This is a laughable project and Dangote should be commended for this. Congratulations Sir!

Shey English na your mate... LMAO

I will still repeat it as I usually do. Never you sleep at home when ever you had a brawl with your wife; most especially about infidelity.

Also, never you sleep before your wife. Women are very dangerous and unforgetfull and unforgiven. Fear anything weak and highly emotional.

victorsola:
why u no travel go china or North Korea . Funny man . Dollar reserve that has been sanctioned too. Bros enjoy your buhari while it last.

Yes o, I am enjoying enduring the Buhari I never voted for.

No, sanctions can't do Russian anything. They are bigger than sanctions. They have a very large Crypto reserve, and dollars reserve. The west and Europeans are only shooting their self on the foot.

Putin is a world power who has the backing of the Chinese, another world power. So, they can swallow even sanctions as large as our Sun, come out stronger and thereafter, sanction Mars.

Putin is just pretending that it's affecting him, to deceive the west into a trap. Can't you see that Russians now eat 6 times a day, instead of the usual two...

Death to Ukraine, death to Amelika, Death to Europe. In Russia and China, and North Korea, and Iran we stand, even though our dream is to travel to the west, and not any of the middle Eastern state.

When money changes hand, the rooster crow all day.

He who pays the piper, determines the tune.


Truly, there is hunger in the land.

I see hungry people everywhere, singing the rock of their benefactor! Hunger is truly not good!

AccessME:
if u have heard the word "hermaphrodite" u wouldn't quote me.

I guess you don't even understand what that term entails, hence, you wouldn't come at me with that weak already defeated line.

AccessME:
So if u give birth to a gay u would kill him? in reality u are a friend with a gay, u've once dine with a gay without even knowing. What I'm trying to say is that; gays have com to b part of us either we like it or not, hence, we can't do anything but to accept them!

Who give birth to gays? Like gay from the womb? Nothing I no go hear for nairaland.

Then we should learn to live with terrorist likewise, they were also given birth to. Emotional terrorism is not that different from physical terrorism. Shikena

Though, I love your appraisal towards patriotism, but you never proffer any solution, let alone a viable one.

I beg to defer with your first sentence though. I can't become a slave in father's land; that is a skewed mentality. I rather die or become a king in another man's land.

The only slaves we know right now are our residential BMCs.

G

nomenclature:
Over there ,their country comes first because they know that if russia go down ,they go down as well so they put their country first.russia made them billionaires and even if the west seize everything. When all is said and done .
Putin will just give him a contract worth 20billion and he is back on his feet.they know this . Unlike you blacks in this part of the world that can sell your countries and people over a mirror like your ancestors did.shame on nigerian blacks

am I missing something here? Do we have Nigerian whites?

Ok

FERNANDEZISBACK:
No one will kiddo..

Kiddo in evening newspaper body. That is all you depict. Cry cry baby. Cry more! After you fill this bowl, I will provide you with a drum.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You mean your m*mm@ is crying?

Say it plain, nobody will beat you.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Then do something and stop crying on an imaginary creature...

What have you done? You cry the most on this platform. Infact, that is the only job you have right now: crying on every thread.

The cry cry baby award of this forum is surely going to you. Hopefully, Russia will stop bombarding Ukraine by your daily tears on here.

If you believe that your daily tears can solved our numerous problem, which are still lingering irrespective, others believe that their imaginary God can solve theirs too.

So, Bleep off and continue with your wailing. Alot of People enjoy seeing you cry. Hopefully, it will solve your numerous problems, before solving that of Ukraine. Mtcheeeeew!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Guessing as usual..tell your God that told you this nonsense to do something about the issue around the world or keep sleeping..

Don't tell me you are still entitle even on spiritual matters (that will be the height of it). Wanting everything on a platter.

Fix the world that you guys end up destroying with your crude civilization and leave God out of it. You are woke, you should be able to put your shit together in your wokenness.

The only fixing humans need right now is obliterating them from the earth. They are a mess, irredeemably.

Always repeating what is already happening and terming it prophecy!

Shey na person pastor/daddy be this too? SMH.

If i noticed my wife attend this type of church, na divorce straight.

Scamming dey get level, this one is on another level entirely.

I never believe it then, but I believe it now.

I am not happy. The fertiliser will be useless from the middle belt down to the north, because they can't even go to their farms, let alone applying fertilisers to the land.

Moreover, the major good done by this type of project is making more money available for looting, and boosting our paper economy.

The atmosphere of the masses will still remain the same. So, I have no reason to celebrate over it.