₦airaland Forum

SmellySperm:
oga no dey mk noise because u don hold small change,na ur turn,wen e reach my turn i go blow..

as u dey like this,u fit comot money help person wey need help? una own na to dey blab nonsense

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Ya mouth really de smell

Factfinder1:
Sharap

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Ya. Papa

SmellySperm:
me wey wan even relocate from akwa ibom to somewhere else over inability to get a job

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You de look for job when people are creating their job in AkwaIbom? You neva jam, de wait

Factfinder1:
We lead others follow
..akwa ibom ayaya

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Pride goes before a fall, just be grateful and give thanks

The Mod that made this front page is a goat

domino4211:

The flight attendants will definitely be oloshos..
Free sex in the air.
I trust my Akwa Ibom women..

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You mama is the head of the flight while you sis is the assistant..... Olosho international d both of them

Whiteball:
It's a bit lenghty so bear with me.I'm in my late 30's very very eligible for marriage but still single.Alot of friends in my circle are married but up close and personal stories coming out of their camp and experience av had in d past isn't encouraging ,so i just wanna have a baby mama(These lady's arnt loyal).

Pressure from Family n friends to settle but am not giving in. so this particular friend of mine(now a true definition of born again- i wont mention name) changed my mindset and promised to help me get a 'good wife material' through his fiancee.

I yielded and i reluctantly gave him d permission . I'v never met his fiancee one on one bc she stays in a different city and each time she comes visiting her guy am always busy but we speak on phone.She gave my number to her friend (my hookup) we got talking but i told her point blank that am a christian but not a born again like ur friend fiance -i club i drink socially but i dont smoke,to my surprise she told me same here! (hmmm red flag bc i was expecting otherwise since her friend was a born again). I told her no problem.

This week my guy's babe visited town ,i was very busy still but was able to meet them at d park when she was travelling back. she was already inside d bus when i drove in.
she came down from d bus to greet me since passengers were still boarding ,she's beautiful i must confess with nice curves but was wearing all those long born again gown and holding a bible .I told my guy despite leaving 'd world' for us he still got good eyes,we laughed and joked she told me her friend(my hookup) is prettier i said wow cant wait to meet her.

Something strange happened,i noticed an old time friend in d bus which this babe was boarding we shared pleasantries and exchanged number he asked if my babe was travelling with them i told him she's my guy's fiancee not my babe he complimented her beauty also.

A minute later she said she doesn't wanna travel with this bus which they have already paid for again, she will rather wait for d next bus that her spirit isn't in line with d bus ..
I was confused and asked her to explain she said she doesn't want to go wit this one bc she's having a strange feeling concerning d bus but i should allow my friend inside d bus already to travel with them its fine -It didn't make sense to me,if u think this bus will have an accident i should at least alert my friend to come down too she said i shouldn't worry.

My guy waited for her fiancee to catch d next bus while i left for work.

The next day was weekend and i decided to go visit another friend(lets call him guy B) of mine so we could hangout . It's a big compound with plenty room n parlour self contain.when we were about leaving the compound together i saw an eye catching figure come out from another apartment wearing bump short,transparent shirt that was revealing all her breast going to dry clothes on d ropes...Behold it was my friend's fiancee!!!.

I was shocked bc yesterday nite i called my friend to confirm if his fiancee finally got a bus and had arrived her destination he told me yes and thanked me for showing up and for my concern. Someone that was suppose to b in another part of Nigeria was in another part of d city ? . Immediately she turned and saw me,she was shocked n her clothes fell off her hands. I didn't say a word i just walked straight with my guy B to my car .

She ran towards me and drew me privately and said i should keep it privately she will explain on phone .my guyB confirmed to me that she came in last nite and that's her boyfriend apartment i refused to tell him anything tho.

The reason why she left that initial bus begin to make sense to me now.

I need advise please ,ordinarily i will look the other way but the guy in question is my very good guy and a born again christian engaged to her,weeding is two months away. The lady also according to him is supposedly a born again but this dressing stated otherwise... tho i didn't catch dem 'doing' oh.

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You are not only JUDAS if you don't tell your friend you be ARMED robber, silent killer, so why is he your friend?

Kemimarch16:
Babalawo wedding

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That was how your ad and grandfather weded if not worse

Very useless and rubbish post

ABIANS are not represented, they know their heritage

Ben Bruce is what?

TheCork:
Sir, are u refarring to Womanliness?

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So says the World's minister for women affairs

Cest dis thread le stupide

Abagworo:
Itu Mbu Uzon is in Abia as seen on that map and link I posted. Here's another link to it from a newspaper.

http://thenationonlineng.net/new/politics/orjis-legacy-projects-are-for-posnonsense

building a total of five churches and assisting in the building of 65 churches and has remained the backbone of the Itu Mbuzo Mental Home and the Motherless Babies Homes with increased scholarships for indigent students including those nominated by churches.”

http://www.everyculture.com/Africa-Middle-East/Ibibio-Orientation.html

The Ibibio are located to the south and southeast of the Igbo, in southeastern Nigeria. This includes the former Calabar Province (the Itu Mbuzo subgroup is in the Bende Division) , Owerri Province, and certain villages of the Obong. The Eastern Ibibio, or Ika, have attached their village groups to the Ndokki Igbo of Owerri.

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Itu Mbon Uso is the name stop corrupting the name and where cometh that NONSENSE of Ika attaching themselves to Owerri .....you people have started, you use paper reports written by hungry journalist and be justifying nonsense.
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TheCork:
Ladies dont u. U swaaar to much like road side plantain seller..& then u complain u can't find man on nairaland..u juss lost a big shance to meet a rich guy(me).. stupid chick. Anyways, I juss want to get to no u coz I like women. I will give u 300 naira, cash for free. Beento London like 10 times. Can yor boyfriends reach London, do u even no who beyansi is? (Goat)
Anyways dont waste my time please. Gimmme yor nomba please?

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The great old dog on the prowl....how many u don catch did week?

Cherez:
Lol
Before Hush but Hush is the oga patapata of them all
Show us the details of those who did drug in Saudi
How many Igbo leaders like Tinubu & Kashamu did drugs?
If I give you history you'll just keep messing
Just shut up
You think the traders are just Igbos?
Oga, let the facts come out and you'd be shocked

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If you think huspupi na BABA then you be confirm JJC.....huspupi na social media gangster, the ORIGINAL GANGSTERS known by the KGB and CIA and not FBI don't make noise and we know where dem come from
Tinubu and Kashumu only make noise in Nigeria, I am talking of real criminals and drugs lords.....

Cherez:
Honestly I wonder where some of you are from
Oga, see this video and tell whom are those messing in S. Africa (https://twitter.com/i/status/1271746208856408065)
Because of this video S. African almost attacked Nigerians
You claim so holy but full of shit
So, it was an Igboman who gave the masses spoilt rice as COVID-19 palliative?
Get to the borders and see how much being smuggled by your type
So, Hushpuppi and Woodberry are not criminals?
Some of you on NL are just bitter haters

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Anybody can do anyhow in Nigeria, don't do same rubbish outside.... IPOBs can be most despicable and this you very well. Before hushpupi came many from your zone have done irredeemable damages

Where will this IPOAB rats be welcome?

Ibadanpikin:
There are two clubs in this world ARSENAL and others.

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So says a man that sells rat meat at Bodija

eduj:
You have to look towards Aro to see who sold your people.

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They know their benefactors, you people were just a depot of supplies

SlayerForever:
I had to go check even more sources. From Hermann Koler's account (1840) I could gather that apparently, the original Bonny people are a very small bunch and are Ibani by tribe. Slave trade swelled the numbers in Bonny greatly, maybe up to 10 times the number. These added numbers were mainly Igbo people hence the Igbo tongue pushed itself to the fore as the dominant. (Explains it's continued dominance today). However, Ibani survives still, amongst it's native speakers.


If this is the case, then the issue is far from an easy one. The Igbo folk there have same rights now to the land after over 200 years of calling it home. Plus they are the majority by a staggering distance. Ibani can't fully and confidently call it theirs anymore being the much smaller number. It's better the two groups live in peace.


So Igbo brethren we have brothers on the island of Bonny.

. All thanks to slavery, but Israelites can never be Egyptians, ask Joseph

sageb:
that is what ipobs are good at. We don't have their time but you should put that ngwa boy where he belongs. When you leave rivers state and cross to Abia from azumini,ukwa, aba and it's environs all you see is dirts and deathtrap roads in Abia. Abia stinks

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Bro I specialise in IPOB and their lies, as long as it has IPOB I will follow the RATS to KANUs toilet

eduj:
theirs obviously a vacuum in yours.i answered your question now get on answering mine.Where your people not sold as salves ? who sold them ?

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Na ya father sell dem.......Guinea pigs of slave trade de talk

Kinematics:
If they like they should continue with their land grabbing till Jesus comes. They'll remain landlocked!

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Plz it is MOUTH grabbing and NOT land grabbing

Dickeyrider:
Reasons why igbo presidency is a pipe dream, at least for now.

1. The PDP is interested in returning to power and will most likely hand over its ticket to a Northerner because they desperately need to win. An Igbo president under the PDP is unrealistic as there is no Igbo politician with a national appeal. Heck, not even one that can win an election outside his state, even in the South East.

2. The APC will most likely retain the seat and understands that the best way to do it is to NOT hand its presidential ticket to someone of the Igbo extraction. Why? Because the North will aggressively reject the idea and the APC will lose the North. Plus, the North is still interested, leaving the battle to the North and South West.

3. Voting Strength: The South East is the least influential region, politically, as far as Nigeria is concerned, which is why the PDP had taken the region for a ride for over 16 years. Both parties know they only need a fraction of the South East vote and then look forward to appealing to the SW for the decider. Knowing the South East is weak vote-wise, it would be foolhardy to entrust the ticket to a region with low voting power.

4. National Appeal: While Tinubu has mastered the art of packaging and winning, one thing 'his' politicians all have in common is a sound profile and a decent amount of popularity outside their region. None of your politicians have that.

5. The North: I hate to say this, but the North will never vote an Igbo candidate, no thanks to history. The level of distrust is so huge that any party that announces an Igbo presidential candidate, as far as the North is concerned has set itself up for failure. While the South East warms up to the North, the North look toward the South West for periodic relationships, which is why they are unbothered so long they are in agreement with the Yorubas.

6. Absence of power politicians: You all hate the feeling of a Tinubu in the South East but it is somewhat necessary. The absence of one is why there is no unification in the South East. Rochas is to Imo as Gburugburu is to Enugu. Worse is the fact that these guys don't even wield any power even at home. The North will always rely on the West because of the presence of its unifiers, namely Obasanjo and more importantly BAT. They need his power, his influence and his alliance to succeed in the West and he has transcended to the North with the influence.

7. Burnt Bridges: Not sure I should say anything about this... You already know.

So, my good friend, there is no surprise whatsoever in 2023. The election will be decided the day either party hands the ticket to the South East.

PS: APGA would have had a shot at producing an Igbo president but it is primarily an Anambra party, not even respected outside Anambra.

Copied from Sanchez01

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If you were told a shoeless would be President, what would have been your response?

Even PMB never believed he would be a Democratic elected President, plz stop writing rubbish @ copied Sanchez

eduj:
hahahaha o boi see vex oh! you're the one bringing in kanu and ojukwu now . Am an ngwa guy hope that satisfies you ? just going through my profile would have answered your query but I guess your iq is so low it never occurred to you.
Now can you tell the house who made the error of selling of the bright ones in ur Villa while leaving the dumb ones ?is it the Aro Confederacy or your fellow ibibios ?

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" I should go thru ur profile?"..pus really fill that brain of yours
Ngwa!
Then you know who sold "who" to who, so anytime you go running those lose mouth of yours better know the "who's" you go about mentioning

Nicepoker:
From that place to Calabar main Town is a bit far.

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From Ikeja to Lekki shey he near?
Stop talking like a man wey neva commot for village b4

Bkayyy:
We already have Arọ Chukwu.
But tell me, how does it feel to be a minor ethnic group? I can imagine the fear and insecurity from here

. Plz tell me how does it feel to be this dumb?

KANU really took his time and selected the DUMBEST of the DUMBS

Bkayyy:
You know within yourself that where you typing from will soon be either Igbo, yoruba or fulani land. It's the rule of nature, the strongest always dominate

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That was what OJUKWU told you ever greedy insatiable set of being.... When Adaka Boro demanded freedom you lots sent him to jail, but when the tide turned against you lots, ye all shouted Biafra and where did it get you?

I pity you and generation lining behind a 419, from the start you are already DOOMED from the word go
Entering any part of SS land is sure suicide for you " mouth running touts"