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BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Nsonaso(m): 7:09pm On Aug 15, 2016
AXYZ:
Do you have paypal fund? I have a few dollars to exchange.
Contact me
Technology MarketRe: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by Nsonaso(m): 10:03am On Aug 15, 2016
pato2775:
Hello my good people. My name is Ahmed Akorede, i am a fiverr guru and i heard of this forum through a friend. I have about 2958$ in my payoneer account from my freelance jobs and i was told i could sell here to honest peeps. If you need the Payoneer funds at the rate of 330 per USD last o (Which is favourable to me because ATMs give us less), please call me up on my number : 09035064881 or 7BB0E481 and we will transact. For transparency purposes , i have attached a screenshot of my funds page here. I get your funds, i make your payment, Lets be honest with each other okay?

Thanks\Ahmed
The bolded means you send first to honest people here and they will credit your account. And not the other way round.
PhonesRe: Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro Reviews | Discussion Board - The Transformer by Nsonaso(m):
Chilling with Xiaomi Mi Max 3GB/32GB version

For people that has Third-party ROM pre installed on their Xiaomi devices, contact me Friday to Sunday let me flash it with official ROM for you.
Note: You must have a PC and a fast internet connection.

If you want to buy, mine is also available for sell, I want to buy the 64GB or 128GB ROM Version

BusinessRe: Say No To Aliexpress And Alibaba Importation (But Other Great Chinese Sites). by Nsonaso(m): 8:27pm On Aug 14, 2016
HazzanTazzan:
Mr...
We can never agree on any transaction cos we never had any...
Its obvious from your response to my post that you're not looking to buy ...
So my post is only meant for people who wnn buy funds..
Why did you say so, are you not comfortable with the meet up? Ok can you send first then I credit you.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Nsonaso(m): 8:24pm On Aug 14, 2016
Please I need help oh as I've sent the dude my National ID. I am finished oh
Jokes EtcRe: Marriage Software Discovered by Nsonaso(op): 6:28pm On Aug 14, 2016
mofayodeyahoo:
Can't one partition the harddisk where wife 1.0 is installed
Lol
But from the Analyst explanation, it can't stand on it own, can only be installed on the current platform
BusinessRe: Say No To Aliexpress And Alibaba Importation (But Other Great Chinese Sites). by Nsonaso(m): 5:57pm On Aug 14, 2016
HazzanTazzan:
Hi guys... I have 575usd for sale... Direct paypal from my Fiverr client who's paying me outside Fiverr.... Send a pm if intersted ...330/usd She will send as a gift and u won't be charged by paypal
My guy my guy... Long time. I need this money if you can come for meet up. I stay in Kogi State.
PhonesRe: How To Buy Apps On App Store In Nigeria by Nsonaso(m): 5:27pm On Aug 14, 2016
beautycrush24:
i'm sure you're looking to do business but the app i need to purchase is just $1 and I cant give out my icloud account details.

So what i need is some1 to explain how to go about it. Thanks.
The way to go about it is to get a gift Card but no way you can get a gift card of $1 value.
BusinessRe: How To Open And Maintain A UAE Business Paypal Account For Free.... by Nsonaso(m): 4:49pm On Aug 14, 2016
Seylad2009:
Brother,longest time how are you? Please is this VPN a dedicated IP? The one I'm using is a dedicated VPN/IP but i paid 10$ per month and it's too much in this Nigeria economic situation.
You have to close your account then... Owning PayPal account is very easy but maintain it is a very big task. My 2 cent
Jokes EtcRe: Marriage Software Discovered by Nsonaso(op): 4:31pm On Aug 14, 2016
CC: Lalasticlala, Dragnet, Seun, Puskin come follow me laugh
Jokes EtcMarriage Software Discovered by Nsonaso(op): 4:29pm On Aug 14, 2016
MARRIAGE SOFTWARE....
I laughed after reading this, think I should share
the humour.

To
Systems Analyst - (Marriage Software Div);

Dear Systems Analyst,
I am desperate for some help! I recently
upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0 and found that the new program began
unexpected Child Processing and also took up a
lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't
mentioned in the product brochure.
In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during systems
initialization and then it monitors all other
system activities.
Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and
"Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system
whenever selected.
Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3"
always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background whilst attempting to run any of my
favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
.
I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0",
but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can
you please help?

.... The Systems Analyst replied:

Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a
basic misunderstanding of the functions of the
Wife 1.0 program.
Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a
UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.
Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
designed by its Creator to run everything on your
current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0
was not designed to do this and it is impossible
to uninstall, delete or purge the program files
from the System once it is installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more
problems. (See Manual under Alimony/Child
Support and Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep
it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best
as you can.
When any faults or problems occur, whatever you
think has caused them, you must run the.........
C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and
avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will
freeze the entire system.
It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\
FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and
eventually hope that the operating system will
return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance
programme, can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying
additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and
"Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 6.0" or
"TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 10.0" or even
Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child
processing has already started).
DO NOT under any circumstances install
"Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One
Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is
not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the
system will almost certainly CRASH.
BEST WISHES!
Yours,"
Systems Analyst. Have a fun-filled weekend!!!

I.T Guys understand this better.
PhonesRe: How To Buy Apps On App Store In Nigeria by Nsonaso(m): 3:56pm On Aug 14, 2016
beautycrush24:
Hi guys, I'm trying to purchase an app on the app store but it seems I cant do that from Nigeria. Has anyone been able to achieve this? The only payment option i can see here is credit card and we don't use that.

Please can anyone help?
Contact me on my signature
Technology MarketRe: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by Nsonaso(m): 9:33pm On Aug 13, 2016
ibnjarir93:
Need someone to help make payment for me at good rate.
which type of payment?
BusinessRe: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Nsonaso(m): 3:59pm On Aug 13, 2016
tosinjay:
I can't even try that face to face except na lagos inside GTB.
So for your mind? Inside GTB is safe.
When they come shoot gun for up, and say them want TOSINJAY.
You go shock say Na GTb security people go help them tile you well and package give them. grin
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Nsonaso(m): 1:13pm On Aug 10, 2016
whizqueen:
Be like say I go join you o. For the first time, the need is crazy



Please I need life time PayPal funds. Good rate.
Contact me
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Nsonaso(m): 2:39pm On Aug 09, 2016
uzobesty:
Vizboy. Na ur father name me piman01. U are just too funny. No one can accuse me of scamming him/her here. So mind ur childish talk. Always have concrete prove before accusing someone, instead of spoiling people's image. May God forgive u. I rest my case
Dude I guess you didn't cover your tracks well.
Here is your Post with Piman01 Monika

Compare the numbers in the two images.
The first image is Piman01 Post asking to contact him via the number uzobesty uses

Please general public should take note.

BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Nsonaso(m): 1:18pm On Aug 09, 2016
lizmovic:
Mumu me gave him an extra $50. And this happened
That guy registered few months back and you went and send him your Cash in this hash economy... Pele

Next time don't be in a big hurry to sell your fund, came down and do your findings. If the person is Hasting you let him/her send you cash first.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Nsonaso(m): 3:57pm On Aug 08, 2016
$63 PayPal fund available... Contact me
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Nsonaso(m): 11:00pm On Aug 06, 2016
Bookiemart01:
Whatever inu go means......ipako oo gbo shuti
Sweet Heart! No need to panic OK... Am not insolent.

You said BIKO and I thought you understands Igbo and I replied INU GO. Meaning: did you hear or you hear as the case maybe.

And for the person being jealous of me, let him quantinue... Inshallah
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Nsonaso(m): 9:27pm On Aug 06, 2016
Bookiemart01:
Yes it does.....dudes name was going to be soiled .
It's only fair that he explains why so intending clients don't get put off.

And I think you and I don't see things the same way....biko leave me
Nobody is holding you... INU GO
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Nsonaso(m): 6:46pm On Aug 06, 2016
Bookiemart01:
Whew!!!
Did he explain the reasons for over 24hrs delay?
Does it matter again?... He has delivered and the proves is everywhere case closed. Itakpame in Igala Language
BusinessRe: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Nsonaso(m): 6:12pm On Aug 06, 2016
Naughtysite:
Ymodulus abeg

Where can i buy new YAM cheaply now in quantity? Some said Onitsha. Can you help me with info as i will be selling in Abia.

I just noticed new yam is out...
Contact me sharply
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Nsonaso(m): 12:50pm On Aug 06, 2016
Pavore9:
Oga, there is DEFINITELY something to rack the brain about! Kenya presently exports on an annual basis, thousands of 40ft containers filled only with avocados heading to Europe, Middle East and parts of Asia not to mention the volumes that is exported by air......Imagine the numbers of farmers who made it possible and the millions of foreign exchange it brings in!

It also exports other fruits, vegetables and flowers on a daily basis to destinations outside Africa and this export business is in Private hands whiile government agencies see to it that it meet the established standards of the destination markets.

Oserian Flowers is just one the numerous farm that exports flowers to the UK, Netherlands and US. Sitting on 200,000 acres, the farm alone employs 4,100 people........one can only imagine the volume of FX coming into Kenya through this company alone! That is why buying Foreign currency of one's choice is not an issue in Kenya, just walk into Forex shop with your ID and get what you want.

In Nairobi alone going by what l see, visiting foreigners including Nigerians spend nothing less than $1m weekly on purchasing artwork and handicrafts as souvenirs of their visit to Kenya.

Some Nigerians in some other parts of Africa import some of the spare parts they sell in their shops from manufacturing companies in NNEWI (Anambra State). I am the eye of a Lagos based company producing school related materials in the East Africa region, the products quality sells itself and clients loves them, translating to dollars to the Lagos based company and dollars to import some of their raw materials from China without the black market rates!

Lagos and Abuja in terms of flight duration to many of the major destinations in Europe have an advantage over Nairobi as ours is shorter but why is the baby carrots, French beans, baby corn, snap beans,snow peas etc not also exported from Nigeria when all those crops can do well in Nigeria?

I saw a Facebook post some months back where a Kenyan exporter was looking for Kenyans who grow Scotch Bonnet (Ata rodo) and many who responded were making jokes that it is Nigerian pepper, that the exporter should go ask Nigerians!

I do not want to derail the thread, we all have a choice to see a glass either half full or half empty!
In summary:
We can't be Kenya or any other Country, and that's why they call us Nigeria.

And Kenya cannot be Nigeria or any other Country, that's why they call 'em Kenya.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO TO BETTER OUR COUNTRY DO IT.

Please underline that word YOU. Because you can't play everybody's role. You play your part and others play theirs.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Nsonaso(m): 12:38pm On Aug 06, 2016
Mudorsis:
lol....You guys wont kill me here grin grin grin
My oga nobody they even see your break light again undecided
FashionRe: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by Nsonaso(m): 10:55am On Aug 06, 2016

I vote:

Vizkiz

Cc NLJega
BusinessRe: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Nsonaso(m): 10:37am On Aug 06, 2016
wura2020:
How do I connect Meetma03?
https://www.nairaland.com/meetmal03

That's her profile. you can get her WhatsApp number there or you send her pm
BusinessRe: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Nsonaso(m): 9:56am On Aug 06, 2016
wura2020:
$4000. Can you help? What rate are you offering?
I've told you who will do the job for you
BusinessRe: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Nsonaso(m): 8:12am On Aug 06, 2016
wura2020:
Please I need dollars to pay my daughter's school fees? Who can assist.
Meetmal03 will do the job for you.
Technology MarketRe: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by Nsonaso(m): 8:10am On Aug 06, 2016
Bookiemart01:
Ohhhh please.
People like you are the reasons politicians do silly stuffs and get away with it.

Listen to yourself "What you don't know is BIGGER than you. Everything has a reason. And for the fact you don't know the reason why it happens doesn't mean it wouldn't happen."

Does that even sound reasonable to you?

How many countries foot pilgrimage expenses?
Is pilgrimage the next thing Nigeria needs now when over 2.5 million IDP are suffering? Power sector is dying but we still want to spend that much on pilgrimage?

If anyone feels like going on pilgrimage, let them foot their own bills.
Sorry I speak in proverbs and got you confused. So in the lay man understand, I mean Government sponsor pilgrimage for a reason.
The question you would have ask is why will government spend that sum for pilgrimage when we have important things to do with money.
There's is no smoke without fire. Everything has a reason.

Try find out the reason.

About politicians doing silly things and getting away with it. Your post and mine here on Nairaland can never change anything about that.
The only way out in this Nigeria is when we stop working for the money and start working for honour.
Technology MarketRe: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by Nsonaso(m): 8:48pm On Aug 05, 2016
Bookiemart01:
How?
Why should the country sponsor pilgrimage? Can't pilgrims foot their own bills themselves?
What you don't know is BIGGER than you.
Everything has a reason. And for the fact you don't know the reason why it happens doesn't mean it wouldn't happen.
ComputersRe: Recommend A Laptop With Good Battery Life by Nsonaso(op): 9:58am On Aug 05, 2016
GloryIsaac:
I use the G40-70 lenovo, no playing games and all these power hungry apps, just music and reading... it goes upto 8hrs, You can also try the M41-80 model...
Thanks

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