₦airaland Forum

OscarJaden:
No amount of peer pressure will make me suck a Nigeria girl pus*y


Tueh

gpercuxionz:
Oyinbo no get sense

lilvicky68:
If your hands are clean and you have a good lawyer..you need to report to the nearest police station..

MejiLoyon:
Ogbeni na fight O. Anything can happen. Just train hard and keep focused

Na so I go dey make mouth for one short guy for my hostel that year. Because I big and I get chest. Everybody sef dey push me make I fight. You go beat am you go beat am na him push me go find the guy trouble..

As I rush go give am punch na there E be like say NEPA take light. Na health centre I wake up. Stories reaching me later be day the guy just launch me straight right hand. Say I fall like Goliath. E pain me die.
Lesson learnt. Never be too confident
Lesson two. Death is real. Blow dey kill person. Chai. Just typing about it my jaw dey shake

InfernoNig:
Go hospital oga/madam. Nairaland is not one. BTW the hair you have in your butt crack is more than my facial hair. God why?

TransAtlanticEx:
Are you sure you really wanna do this?
Cos I'm ready when you are.
Feed me and my family( a whole my family ooo) for ages yet your mama dey want kill herself say your fiance no buy bread for am?.
Why not use that money weh you want use am feed me and my generation buy your mama provisions keep for house na
And somehow its from this miserly,miserable existence that you wanna feed my family(really rich ) from?
My eldest sister got married in 2004,in 2003 when the man came for introduction,he wore shorts and was empty handed.
You know why?There was nothing he could bring that we don't have and he knew it
What you could have done sef to even cover your bf is send some money to your thirsty mom and claim your bf sent it,but instead you fought with him over it,maybe because you and your mama don plan as una go share the stipends weh the guy suppose bring,
Yet a bottom feeder like you wants to feed my generation?

Liposure:
very ugly thing. My dick will never rise if she tempts me

Mozino007:
The only way out is to get marry!...if u like stay 2yrs for prayer mountain,when u comes back u masturbate.ur libido is high try get marry asap.

AuntRose:
Typical Nigerian Man. Nigerian Men disgust me to the high heavens, a lady can't show some nice attitude without it being misinterpreted by most Nigerian men as a call for séx... So pathetic I share a country where 85% of the male population are perverts.

Everything translate to séx to all Nigerian Men? Why??

Perverts!

Mokason288:
This kind yash fit make me get accident for high way because I must slow down to look yash

This kind yash fit make me spend all my pension

This kind yash fit make me promise never to cheat again
I dey tell you bro... I no use yansh play oo
I HOPE I MADE SENSE

merieam16:
wats dis 1 saying...mtchew

Zyxzzzz:
All of a sudden fashola wey Dy Abuja come Lagos 5 days after see mystery camera, I wonder how these useless apc pple Dy take us for this country, these people think we are stupid

The soldiers that was there nor see camera

Lawma cleaned the place them nor see camera

Some Nigerians wey even clean there nor see camera

Some Nigerians that was there live looking for any dead or injured persons nor see camera


Arise staff were there them nor see camera

Journalist go there Dem nor see camera

All of a sudden Abuja Jack baeur and his crew 5days after the outburst see mystery camera. This useless Man fashola just make me loose d Small respect I get for am


Apc people e nor go better for una shall

Do not be surprised if they bring out a doctored video.

MAGG0T:
Finally the animal in aso rock has admitted people actually died from the protest..


Cows here going from one thread to another telling us it was hoax, may u die shamefully

Adefemi504:
As you stopped people from visiting my site, that is how other people will stop any good thing coming your way.

As you are an enemy of progress, so shall the whole world become enemy to your own progress.

Is it your data that they are using?
May SARS kill you dia you idiot

JohnOkolo:
So sorry to hear that.

Please never take a threat to your life as a pinch of salt.

You have to take it to the appropriate authorities

It's so sad to hear this.

And for those weaklings, shame on those that will do such.

NeoWanZaeed:
you are mad

seankafor:
that bìtch is an asshole..

Damn... na so some people go concort story come post am here.. mehn shits got crazy..

When I pm that bìtch was when she was going one fake giveaway like that.. ain't gonna lie..

Now it has turned to niggas sending her nudes.. her( I doubt it's a female thoor)dumb cant get dumber..

I can bet the person behind that account is a poor stricken soul craving for attention

Evening newspaper and her short albino.

seanwilliam:
I am the niggga Like for messi , share for Ronaldo

Brachaa:
See that boy on the right has resigned to fate.

He be like "what will be, will be".

hammer3:
If we remodel onitsha well and make it properly planned, to be honest, people from Africa will come to buy market in Onitsha.


Onitsha easily is the greatest commercial City in Africa.

I have so much idea of wat to do with it.


The place is a goldmine and money-spinner.

Could even net more money than Oil and Gas for the state government.

majamajic:
Barbing or making of hair ,