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missbehave247:
ha, u wicked ooo see space way I go clear abeg no be only me waka come ooo "run into the house grab my Ghana must go+2 origin viewing thread on-top of iroko tree"

Na only dis small space u c?

I hit for her out fit...





But for her hair do, am confused a kind of so I asked my hubby...








"Honey, check out this hair style, wat do u think?". He gave it a look, shook his head and said, "when ur hair dresser is possessed".

....Inside church? Cos I can see a mass-servant.

Does the child hav brothers who senior her, I mean her older siblings, male house help? U knw kids of nowadays, they may learn from scul and teach their younger toddler @ home. Or from adult movies, I think dat's d first question u shld hv ask her. There ar playful ways to acertain answers from kids. Then u'll knw the next step to take.
I won't advice u to report to the mother cos u knw hw some women think. U may hav good intention in mind to tell her but she may take it the other way round and accuse u of being the molester. Find the molester first b4 reporting.

Shai! I was only trying to be the FTC...cldn't even read the post...





Now I hav 2 go bck to the basis.

U ar a man, God made u so. There's nothing, I said NOTHING u can do to change that. A man u must remain until ur last breath. GOD IS THE OMINISCIENCE!

Q. What do u call a person that doesn't fart in public?
A. A private tutor.
Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. because they don't have asshole untill they're married.
Q. What is the definition of bravery?
A. Someone who has diarrhea and chances a fart.
Q. What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A. A fart it goes through ur pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
Q. What do u get if u eat refried beans and onions?
A. Tear gas
Q. Why don't u fart in the church?
A. because u have to sit in ur pew
Q. What does Mitt Rommey say when he fart?
A. Obama did it!
Q. What do u call fart in German?
A. Fartrompoopin
Q. What is it called when Queen of England farts?
A. A noble gas
Q. What does it mean to 'cupcake' someone?
A. Fart in ur hand and put ur hand on someone's face.



Puffffffff...I didn't fart...my intestine just blew u a kiss

Better ask ur gyno, but as long as I know, and witnessed, it does...yes it does. Am a nursing mum and I've seen some women during our family planning course who complain of their babies not sucking again. One of them was my course mate. She said that her baby stoped sucking and he always throw up each time she force him to suck. Our midwife advised her to see a doctor which she did. She undergo two different test, pregnancy test and bosom milk test or whatever they call it. Doc confermed the milk sour and advised her to introduce formula. Her baby was 4months then though I can't just tell why and what could hav cursed it, why it does happen to some women who ar not even pregnant. Some babies can tell when the milk goes sour by refusing to suck and vomiting.
I don't think prolonged feeding gape can change the taste of the milk it can only reduse the quantity just like during weaning.
But ask for sour sour bossom(ara gbakara agbaka), it does happen. ;

My cutie, happy childrens' day. I love love love uuuuuu

The answer to this questions will determine who wash the plates...


Who cook the food?
Who serve the food?



If the lady was the one who cooked and served herself, then she MUST wash the plate cos she is no longer regarded as a visitor, but...





If one of the guys happened to be the one who cooked and served her, then its wrong to expect her to wash the plates cos she is a visitor.



By the way, what's the big deal in washing common plates? The younger brother for wash am, afterall na em senior bro dey feed am dey accomodate am dey pay for em school fees.

Na only insultive comments I dey read, dey scroll down dey go...





























THIS LAND IS NOT FOR SALE.

nwadiuko1:
You need to be restored to factory setting

;DGod bless u dear.

Whenever the urge comes, take some sleeping pills and off u ZZZzzzzzzzzz...if u wake up and it come again repeat it and sleep it off, bet me u will never get the strenght to come down from ur bed talk more of going to the ashawo house. Idiot! After sleeping with thousands of aswawos u now want to settle down with a virginia



Y didn't u marry one of them, cos the urge will only leave u when u have one of those idiots in ur house. Aswawo man!

OP...

She even wear a tattoo
I don't fink she's married

Freemanan:
Check Freeman David in his church outfit....

A very handsome giraff-neck Freeman .



















Na joke o

dapyd1:
very good.
In addition, drink lots and lots of water. if only people knew the health benefits of that.
even if you don't have as much time to exercise, please maintain a non sedentary lifestyle.
try to go green in eating and consume lots of fruit rather than canned and processed foods.

u ar on point jare, u hit the harmmer direct on the nail gbam! Fullstop!

Buhari bank plc, sure!

If this story is true, then they should go and look for their real child because their baby was intentionally or mistakenly switched immidiately after birth.

Look at them...u guys won't stop teasing me in this forum. Look at all of u, some with flat nose, flat ass , bow legs , k-legs, smelly armpits , protuding brown teeth , huntch backs , shapeless heads , look at them hiding under the umbrella of NL. Tell urselves the truth, u and Ini who look more sexy?

Umartins1:
You never replied if I was wrong or right.

wrong u , I've passed that level

factorial1:
See you... You dey use style post your assignment for here abi

see as u take style dey durge the question.

He who gets the right answer kisses the lips
In a group of 40 maths students, 20 of them offer Biology, 15 offer Chemistry and 10 offer Physics. If 8 of them offer both Biology and Chemistry, 6 both Biology and Physics, 7 both Chemistry and Physics while 5 of them offer the three subjects. How many of them offer none of the three subjects?
Your time starts now!!!

That's one of the disadvantages of eating bananas @ 8 years. Kids of nowadays

She look like cartoon, nickoledeon, 4kids, baby tv, teletoon, jim jam, barney and friends, name them.

Gush!!! What an eye sore! Am a mother too but I've never seen this kind of belly b4. I only got a vertical scretch from my navel down to my lower belly. But wait a minute, where is her navel, or don't she hav it? and the marks ar even in her armpit . This is vericose vein o!

Viciyus:
God save you say you no put your pics.


We go know weather you handsome or you dey incredible ugly

kettle won't be calling pot black if it is black as well . The lady is handsome jarre, take a finger and cover her hair, then hav a dekko @ her face only and c what am saying

EggovinMma:


SHOIRRRRRRRR!
UNA STILL DEY RAPE UNA SELF JOIN??
NA EVERY HOLE UNA DEY C ENTER? ? ANIMALISTIC ANIMALS.
I AM NOT SURPRISED THO, AFTER ALL UNA DEY FUCCCK GOATS, COWS, AND ANY ANIMAL THAT HAS ANY KIND OF HOLE


































































Waiting for the animals to bash me.

Mikel gud 4 u, u really got a very handsome russian lady for a wife. Hence u 'jump and pass' all nija beautiful ladies and went for a handsome russian, na ur choice naah.

In today's episode, I feel like giving Rose/Emmanuelle a very hard knock on the head to help her come back to her senses . How could she trust uncle Carlos so much that she even exposed all their plans to him...Carlos who is the Muerte they are looking for. Everything is gradually falling apart because of this love between Rose and Patrick. I only pity grandpa Magno who's risking his life for nothing, Rose is even making the matter worse . I shed a tear for Leo, kid and grandma Ruth. And I wish...oh I wish that the life of Emmanuelle may eventually belong to Rose .

Y not blame it on Orijin? Nwa efulu efu! Na only u dey drink and yet dey recall wetin happen from A to Z. Otune!

See their heads like cashew nuts, the first lady is bleaching, see her finger-joints like black spot of a leopard. The second lady...too mgbekeish. The guys nko? Nothing romantic about them. Nawaa for this my mouth, I too dey talk but anyway, if they look hot or cold that's non of my business!