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Jokes Etc / Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, Why? by Nuella222(f): 7:27pm On Jun 20, 2015
missbehave247:
shocked shocked ha, u wicked ooo see space way I go clear abeg no be only me waka come ooo "run into the house grab my Ghana must go+2 origin viewing thread on-top of iroko tree"
Na only dis small space u c? grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia's Outfit To A Dinner Last Night:Hit Or Miss?(Pics) by Nuella222(f): 4:29pm On Jun 16, 2015
I hit for her out fit...





But for her hair do, am confused a kind of so I asked my hubby...








"Honey, check out this hair style, wat do u think?". He gave it a look, shook his head and said, "when ur hair dresser is possessed".
Family / Re: See What This Kid Is Wearing by Nuella222(f): 12:43pm On Jun 16, 2015
....Inside church? Cos I can see a mass-servant.
Family / Re: Help!!! Someone Is Molesting This Girl. by Nuella222(f): 7:10pm On Jun 13, 2015
Does the child hav brothers who senior her, I mean her older siblings, male house help? U knw kids of nowadays, they may learn from scul and teach their younger toddler @ home. Or from adult movies, I think dat's d first question u shld hv ask her. There ar playful ways to acertain answers from kids. Then u'll knw the next step to take.
I won't advice u to report to the mother cos u knw hw some women think. U may hav good intention in mind to tell her but she may take it the other way round and accuse u of being the molester. Find the molester first b4 reporting.

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NYSC / Re: 3 Corp Members Die On Their Way Back From Camp (photos). by Nuella222(f): 3:40pm On Jun 08, 2015
Shai! I was only trying to be the FTC...cldn't even read the post...





Now I hav 2 go bck to the basis. cry
Celebrities / Re: Do You Think Don Jazzy Is A Beautiful Woman? by Nuella222(f): 3:30pm On Jun 02, 2015
U ar a man, God made u so. There's nothing, I said NOTHING u can do to change that. A man u must remain until ur last breath. GOD IS THE OMINISCIENCE!
Jokes Etc / Jamb Questions And Answers For 2016. by Nuella222(f): 3:41pm On May 31, 2015
Q. What do u call a person that doesn't fart in public?
A. A private tutor.
Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. because they don't have asshole untill they're married.
Q. What is the definition of bravery?
A. Someone who has diarrhea and chances a fart. grin
Q. What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A. A fart grin it goes through ur pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
Q. What do u get if u eat refried beans and onions?
A. Tear gas
Q. Why don't u fart in the church? shocked
A. because u have to sit in ur pew
Q. What does Mitt Rommey say when he fart?
A. Obama did it!
Q. What do u call fart in German?
A. Fartrompoopin
Q. What is it called when Queen of England farts?
A. A noble gas grin
Q. What does it mean to 'cupcake' someone?
A. Fart in ur hand and put ur hand on someone's face. tongue



Puffffffff...I didn't fart...my intestine just blew u a kiss kiss kiss grin grin grin grin grin grin
Health / Re: Does Breastmilk Go Bad In The bosom? by Nuella222(f): 3:17pm On May 31, 2015
Better ask ur gyno, but as long as I know, and witnessed, it does...yes it does. Am a nursing mum and I've seen some women during our family planning course who complain of their babies not sucking again. One of them was my course mate. She said that her baby stoped sucking and he always throw up each time she force him to suck. Our midwife advised her to see a doctor which she did. She undergo two different test, pregnancy test and bosom milk test or whatever they call it. Doc confermed the milk sour and advised her to introduce formula. Her baby was 4months then though I can't just tell why and what could hav cursed it, why it does happen to some women who ar not even pregnant. Some babies can tell when the milk goes sour by refusing to suck and vomiting.
I don't think prolonged feeding gape can change the taste of the milk it can only reduse the quantity just like during weaning.
But ask for sour sour bossom(ara gbakara agbaka), it does happen. grin ; grin

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Family / Re: Its Children's Day: Upload A Picture Of Your Baby And Send Him/her A Shout Out. by Nuella222(f): 10:28am On May 27, 2015
My cutie, happy childrens' day. I love love love uuuuuu kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

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Romance / Re: He Was Angry With His Brother Because Of His Fiancee's Unwashed Plates by Nuella222(f): 9:13pm On May 25, 2015
The answer to this questions will determine who wash the plates...


Who cook the food?
Who serve the food?



If the lady was the one who cooked and served herself, then she MUST wash the plate cos she is no longer regarded as a visitor, but...





If one of the guys happened to be the one who cooked and served her, then its wrong to expect her to wash the plates cos she is a visitor.



By the way, what's the big deal in washing common plates? The younger brother for wash am, afterall na em senior bro dey feed am dey accomodate am dey pay for em school fees.

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Romance / Re: She Mocked The Guy That Paid Her Transport Fee by Nuella222(f): 3:57pm On May 21, 2015
Na only insultive comments I dey read, dey scroll down dey go... grin





























THIS LAND IS NOT FOR SALE.
Romance / Re: Help Me I Think I Need Total Deliverance. by Nuella222(f): 1:54pm On May 21, 2015
nwadiuko1:
You need to be restored to factory setting
;DGod bless u dear.
Romance / Re: Help Me I Think I Need Total Deliverance. by Nuella222(f): 1:46pm On May 21, 2015
Whenever the urge comes, take some sleeping pills and off u ZZZzzzzzzzzz...if u wake up and it come again repeat it and sleep it off, bet me u will never get the strenght to come down from ur bed talk more of going to the ashawo house. Idiot! After sleeping with thousands of aswawos u now want to settle down with a virginia



Y didn't u marry one of them, cos the urge will only leave u when u have one of those idiots in ur house. Aswawo man!
Politics / Re: Man Reportedly Rides Donkey To Abuja For Buhari(photo) by Nuella222(f): 1:00pm On May 21, 2015
OP...

Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Attends Event With Her Cleavage On Display by Nuella222(f): 10:39am On May 18, 2015
She even wear a tattoo shocked
I don't fink she's married undecided
Celebrities / Re: Checkout Waje In Her Church Outfit by Nuella222(f): 2:31pm On May 17, 2015
Freemanan:
Check Freeman David in his church outfit....
A very handsome giraff-neck Freeman grin.



















Na joke o grin

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Health / Re: Ladies, See How To Escape Cancer In Your bosom!! by Nuella222(f): 12:09pm On May 16, 2015
dapyd1:
very good.
In addition, drink lots and lots of water. if only people knew the health benefits of that.
even if you don't have as much time to exercise, please maintain a non sedentary lifestyle.
try to go green in eating and consume lots of fruit rather than canned and processed foods.
kissu ar on point jare, u hit the harmmer direct on the nail gbam! Fullstop! cheesy
Business / Re: Which Bank Is The Most Honest Bank In Nigeria? by Nuella222(f): 7:20pm On May 13, 2015
Buhari bank plc, sure!
Health / Re: Help! His Genotype Is AA And His Wife's Genotype Is AS But Their Daughter is SS by Nuella222(f): 12:18pm On May 12, 2015
If this story is true, then they should go and look for their real child because their baby was intentionally or mistakenly switched immidiately after birth.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Ini Edo Steps Out In Hot Green Gown by Nuella222(f): 3:27pm On Apr 25, 2015
Look at them...u guys won't stop teasing me in this forum. Look at all of u, some with flat nose, flat ass grin, bow legs grin, k-legs, smelly armpits grin, protuding brown teeth grin, huntch backs grin, shapeless heads grin, look at them hiding under the umbrella of NL. Tell urselves the truth, u and Ini who look more sexy? grin
Education / Re: Classification With Venn Diagram- Who Can Solve? by Nuella222(f): 2:02am On Apr 22, 2015
Umartins1:

You never replied if I was wrong or right.
wrong u tongue, I've passed that level
Education / Re: Classification With Venn Diagram- Who Can Solve? by Nuella222(f): 6:41am On Apr 21, 2015
factorial1:
See you... You dey use style post your assignment for here abi
grin see as u take style dey durge the question.
Education / Classification With Venn Diagram- Who Can Solve? by Nuella222(f): 6:42pm On Apr 20, 2015
winkHe who gets the right answer kisses the lips grin
In a group of 40 maths students, 20 of them offer Biology, 15 offer Chemistry and 10 offer Physics. If 8 of them offer both Biology and Chemistry, 6 both Biology and Physics, 7 both Chemistry and Physics while 5 of them offer the three subjects. How many of them offer none of the three subjects?
Your time starts now!!!

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Family / Re: Is This Girl Really 15 Years Old??!?! by Nuella222(f): 4:43pm On Apr 18, 2015
That's one of the disadvantages of eating bananas @ 8 years. Kids of nowadays undecided
Celebrities / Re: Checkout Annie Idbia’s Short Hair… by Nuella222(f): 3:42pm On Apr 16, 2015
She look like cartoon, nickoledeon, 4kids, baby tv, teletoon, jim jam, barney and friends, name them.
Family / Re: OMG! Proud Mum-to-be Shows Off Her Pregnancy Stretch Marks by Nuella222(f): 5:49pm On Apr 15, 2015
Gush!!! What an eye sore! Am a mother too but I've never seen this kind of belly b4. I only got a vertical scretch from my navel down to my lower belly. But wait a minute, where is her navel, or don't she hav it? shocked and the marks ar even in her armpit shocked. This is vericose vein o!
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi's Russian Girl Friend Posts Bed Time Photo by Nuella222(f): 1:13pm On Apr 11, 2015
Viciyus:

God save you say you no put your pics.


We go know weather you handsome or you dey incredible ugly
kettle won't be calling pot black if it is black as well cool. The lady is handsome jarre, take a finger and cover her hair, then hav a dekko @ her face only and c what am saying grin
Crime / Re: He Was Raped By Fellow Boys Because Of His Feminine Voice by Nuella222(f): 12:59pm On Apr 11, 2015
EggovinMma:
lipsrsealed

SHOIRRRRRRRR!
UNA STILL DEY RAPE UNA SELF JOIN?? cheesy cheesy grin cheesy
NA EVERY HOLE UNA DEY C ENTER? ? ANIMALISTIC ANIMALS.
I AM NOT SURPRISED THO, AFTER ALL UNA DEY FUCCCK GOATS, COWS, AND ANY ANIMAL THAT HAS ANY KIND OF HOLE grin grin grin grin grin































































kiss


Waiting for the animals to bash me.
grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi's Russian Girl Friend Posts Bed Time Photo by Nuella222(f): 12:21pm On Apr 11, 2015
Mikel gud 4 u, u really got a very handsome russian lady for a wife. Hence u 'jump and pass' all nija beautiful ladies and went for a handsome russian, na ur choice naah.

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TV/Movies / Tomorrow Belongs To Me- Movie, Who's Watching? by Nuella222(f): 10:41pm On Apr 09, 2015
angry In today's episode, I feel like giving Rose/Emmanuelle a very hard knock on the head to help her come back to her senses angry. How could she trust uncle Carlos so much that she even exposed all their plans to him...Carlos who is the Muerte they are looking for. Everything is gradually falling apart because of this love between Rose and Patrick. I only pity grandpa Magno who's risking his life for nothing, Rose is even making the matter worse angry. I shed a tear for Leo, kid and grandma Ruth. And I wish...oh I wish that the life of Emmanuelle may eventually belong to Rose cry.
Crime / Re: 18-year-old Caught Having Sex With Mad Woman by Nuella222(f): 11:40pm On Apr 07, 2015
Y not blame it on Orijin? Nwa efulu efu! Na only u dey drink and yet dey recall wetin happen from A to Z. Otune!
Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Girlfriend Vs Wizkid’s Girlfriend......who Is Hotter? [PHOTOS] by Nuella222(f): 7:56pm On Apr 05, 2015
See their heads like cashew nuts, the first lady is bleaching, see her finger-joints like black spot of a leopard. The second lady...too mgbekeish. The guys nko? Nothing romantic about them. Nawaa for this my mouth, I too dey talk but anyway, if they look hot or cold that's non of my business!

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