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jacksparrow1207:
No3 is lie

U failed!

Who can try this?
1: I was born on 25th of december.
2: I like cucumber.
3: I am in Nigeria.

Feb 14

Mr Ibu nko , I no like his swag

ammyluv2002:
My Best pick is Mercy Johnson and the worst of them all is Aki (Chinedu)

:oAki? I prefer Aki to Pawpaw.

Who is your best nollywood actor and who would you pick as the worst actor? My best is Ramsey Noah and the worst is Mike Ezuruonye .

bauer00:
u av been dia b4 ryt??

ofcourse I have, empty warret, empty purse yet, ur wants remain uncountable. Its a terrible condition especially when u don't have a boyfriend .

When every1 is busy selecting shoes, handbags and cloths, she'll be there saying "Nne oooooooo! I don't like the colour of this bag. My shoe size is not here. I already have this dress from uk"

sweettease:
Hmmm, as for me, anything goes, as long as it doesn't bleach my skin and has a nice fragrance

pimples normally appear due to ''anything goes", don't u think so?

Do you fall into that group of people that rub any craem they set their eyes on, as long as it is rubable ? Do you use that cream because its expensive and your neighbour is using it? I think the most important thing here is what suits your skin. I use pears baby lotion for my skin. Yes pears, I mean pears. Some may find it too hard to believe, an adult using a baby lotion . It smooths, and moisturizes my skin, leaving it soft and mild. So pals could u please share with us that body cream which makes your skin blossom?

I hate dawa, wheat, mushroom, quaker oats, and the worst of all is cucumber!!!

Yungwizzzy:
salad

is salad not made of vegetable U never talk true

Let's wait and see how she will still rock when the preg reaches 8 months.

He don't want to go to prison that's why he decides to marry her. The father agrees to that because he don't want his daughter to live the rest of her life in shame, the story will soon die off after the marriage. And the girl...I think she prefered his joystick more than the others

Janeify:
When a child kills his/her mother, we call it "matricide" but now,this is not the case.The problem here is the repeated and continuous news/stories of mother's killing their children...isn't that daring and heart breaking? When filicide starts being the order of the day then don't be afraid to walk alone.



Killing is not as easy as we see them in movies.Killing a human being that has blood running through her veins recquires force and that's what she used,we are not talking about toys.she killed her!

How sure are you, are you there when it happen? Didn't u read what the young lady said what wld happen to her if she loose her virginity, which she has already lost?

Y he come resemble Sam Loko Efe?

She even have time to make over. Upon all the beating, the painting still look as fresh as evergreen.

Pope must hear this, the way we do it in Rome is very very different.

franugo:
huh U just confused my pants off shey u c what u have caused?

is ur pants really off What hv I done? I only said am not like other ladies who lie like op said.

hilaomo:
I BET YOU PURPOSELY TUSHED YOUR NAME TO THAT GUY,COS IF WE CHECK WELL YOUR NAME GO EITHER BE CHIDIMMA OR RUKIBA IF NO BE AWAWU.

Emmanuella friends call me Nuella, that's it. U sound funny though.

Nsukka people una no see meat? u guys must be gasping and swallowing deeply for this one hehehehe

franugo:
hahahah, If i hear

hear wetin? My name na Nuella no be Alleun

emusmith:
In my interaction with all kinds Of ladies over the years, I discovered that there are some questions that they don't normally reply you with the truth. It's as if it's a Taboo in their "Ladies Kingdom".

Even if they are too good, they often keep silent with a smile (I call that GREEN LIES) OR "bend" the truth until you can't tell which is truth anymore. lol.

Below are some of those questions:


1. How old are you?

Majority of ladies feel that if they reveal their age to an interested young man in a social network, they might be looked down upon, but not with a potential partner na...
Age is a number, just spill it.
Hiding it does not reduce it.


2. Are you in a relationship?

When you ask her this question, TWO things are involved.
She might say YES to make you think that she is not lonely and bored.
If she says NO, it might be that she's a type that wants to "dig gold" (as my brother tosyne2much analysed, hehehe) from all angles OR she might just be spreading her tentacles.
Lies remains Lies!


3. Are you a Virgin?

This is like a rhetorical question. Before you ask, just answer it yourself, YES!

Some might get mad at you just for asking, hah! Bae, sorry o... My curiosity got the better of me...


4. What can make you tell a lie?

Lies? Lies are bad, she'll reply.
I don't lie. I hate lying.

Take a deep breath because you've just been lied to.

5. Do you love me?

NB: I've never asked this sha . lol.

Whenever you get to this point, don't try to ask. Anything you hear is obviously not the truth.
Why? Love is shown more than it's spoken.


6. When was the last time you got laid?

More often than not, if she is a bit honest, she'll tell, two years ago or A year and six months.
I'm not doubting her but... hmm!
God is watching ooo!


7. What did you take for breakfast?

Hehehe! She will never tell you garri or "packet shirt" with ogbono soup.
She will tell you things like: Plantain chips, Indomie, Bread and tea...

The thing go fear me more when I ask, since morning? and she replies, Yes!
Hah! Where you get strength from to rush for lectures? You be Super woman?

She won't tell you she's watching her weight which Most times are PLAIN, SILLY LIES! Lol!
For most part, She'll tell you Nothing, I am not hungry or I have lost appetite... iffa hear!

All she needs to hear is just your "Bae, try and eat something, OK" lol.


These are my findings, you can add to it.

U forget that all ladies are not the same. When u are honest with a lady, I don't see any reason why she'll lie to u.

Hanibal:
I experienced this a few days ago.. I slept in d same room with my pretty sister, not even on d same bed o
I woke up midnight to go ease myself.. on putting on d light, there lay my sis.. face up, legs spread wide, with only her panties n bra covering her full unclothedness.
Thank God for the holy spirit o
because That sight ehn.. na die.
Most comments here are simply insincere.
some ain't meant to be taken for granted even if she is ur twin sister.
make all of una pack well joor.

No mind them, let them continue lying. An able-bodied guy who call himself 'MAN' can sleep unclad on one bed with his sisters, bathe together and......oh men, what title do I give dis novel sef?

tonychristopher:
That's is the way I interprets that maybe I don't know your own

Lux is always handy

what Do u practice masturbation?

tonychristopher:
Because he is clean his mind us clean and he can't have erektion

Even if he does he can use soap not on his sisters

soap Lol can't stop laughing

tonychristopher:
Your mind is dirty
Your a pervert
You need rehab

wetin I do u now? Hw can he say he can sleep unclad with his sisters, what is he thinking?

dunkem21:
Hian, Abomination kwa.

I dey sleep naked sef with my sisters for same room. Sometimes, dey go tell me to go and shave .. with that their sharp mouth.

I dey help them unclip their bra, massage their shoulders and understand their monthly cycles.

It means nothing and doesn't move a vein.

you don't mean it! U unclip their bra, massage them and calculate their cycles? Do u also change their pads and wash their panties as well, sleep unclad with them and they will help u do the shaving. Mehn don't play sinful saint here, tell me u can do all that without getting excited and I will tell u that u are either a gay or medically u are not a man. I na ako tell by moonlight!

maybe sis Faith rejected him and now he want to get back at her, an eye for an eye things, but the pastor wicked o!

Will I say rest in peace to them Still thinking

Cool, but his son....he looks like an imbe.... , if u put am cile na u sabi.