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OP I na-ako tuuuu! U gat the top score in lying, u knw. Let's say the woman is childless, how can u explain to me that within three days of burial, the woman was left all alone? The inyom ndi and umuada left her? Her mother, mother inlaw and father inlaw, her sibling and her late husband's sibling, kinsmen and kinswomen were all sleeping because of the storm/rain or whatever u call it? When next u want to lie just make sure u title it SUPER STORY!

alaoeri:
You called this landslide then what will you call that of Katsina?

u dey put confusion 4 my head walai talai! Na Katsina abi na Kastina?

I couldn't vote yesterday cos I took Orijin and slept off, pls where can I vote now its quite urgent?

EggovinMma:
Your friend needs to help his pastor regain his sense by sending him for mental check up!
All this people wey dey worship their pastors self!


Since he is repented, old things has passed away.

That pastor needs to be flogged thoroughly by boko haram. .


So all the kwokwokirikwo wey I do, after repentance, I gat to go to them guys to collect all the satisfaction they derived? ? NDI nzuzu! and return their sperm.
All the thief wey I thief , make I go return back abi Especially the candies wey i thief from my mama stalls to those days.Tell that pastor make him pack welll

u break ma ribs!

How Long by Lionel Richie
Afrodisiac by Brandy
Right here with u by Brandy
Season in the sun by Westlife
Paint my love by Michael Lean
Am gonna love u till d end by Michael Lean

Babaneh:
cant believe people eat this.. cant try it for anything at all..
so disgusting!!!

u've never seen something so disgusting until u see me eating scorpion, toad and cartapillar pudding. Is quite disgusting when u see a life one but when its cooked, garnished with one kind aroma...hmmmmm......oto na uburu meehn!*licking ma lips*

Acekidc4:
Who told you I don't knw the spelling to that!! That's ow u go abt finding peoples trouble, wen you get bashed in return, u start saying dat person is nt a gentle person!!

Be careful who u just open that your stinking Dirty Mouth to Insult on a public Forum!! I might nt 4give u next time!!

Anyway Thank you for the Correction!!

At least u thank me, but I did not insult u I only gave u some corrections?

Acekidc4:
The Sender should be Jail for Life!! Such a Niccompoh!!!

is Nincompoop joor! Make sure ur spellings ar correct when insulting some1 so that u won't be insulting urself instead.

We call it "busegine" instead of volkswagen

He reminds me of my sister when we were little, she sleeps with her butts lifted up. Mum had to take her away from childrens' room and she began to sleep with mum in her room. Every night she sleep like that, mum would push her butts down by drawing her legs backwards and pressing her hip. Within two weeks she stoped the bad sleeping posture. There's nothing wrong with this guy dear, this is only a bad sleeping posture which can be corrected if help is rendered to him. Tell his brother to push him down if he lift his butts up like that. U said his bro had never noticed it, y not wake him up if u see his bro like that?

Can some1 pls book a space for me, I really want to finish this kuri kuri Buhari gave me yesterday. Buhari till lizard grow hair!

Lol.

I no fit o! No motor, no wedding

E speak le kwe! O nugome di

Hahahaha! I did it even until I reached JS1 that was when my 'ife' started growing some fresh hairs and I now knew what shame was all about. But kids of indomie age develope too early, I use to see some kids of 9, 10 yrs with bra on , I wonder y.

softysparky:
See as that man use love scatter your head.

u dey vex? Pele o! Love is all I need

In my own reverse is the case, my husband always wisper the word 'thank you, I love you' to my ear each time we hav our great moment. Then one day I had to ask him why the thank you added to it and here was his reply...
"Darling, u ar the best thing that has ever happen to me, you hold the key to my heart. You know how I need it, when I need it and how I need it and you ar always here body and soul just for me. I won't thank you enough for being who you are, the best mummy, the best wife and my best friend. Thank you, I love you"
And what do you think I did after those words...I melted under his arms, and the 2nd round was sooooo enjoyable, enjoyabler, enjoyablest!
NB na husband and wife enjoyment we dey talk so, no be boy and girl fornication o. So if u ar not married yet, oya vamush!

EggovinMma:
Chineke me eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee. EVEN OUR INNOCENT PLANTAIN? KONJI IS TRULY A MAN. .You see why they need to be allowed to use creams and soaps . At least some calamities would seriously be avoided .Gone are the days when our little gurls play unclad with sand, now our grown ups now sniff their tiny little pants. And to think that's not enough, our goat bleats and our cows moo at night with tear filled eyes.Let them self-service please, NOBODY SHOULD STOP THEM. It's a control method

U ar right joor. Let them continue, nobody should stop them.

EggovinMma:
Nne so you don't know that our cows are also raped by some men?
Nne so you never know say some of our men love tight Otu, and would prefer to seek the hot An, us of our innocent Nnama? ?? You know see the trend wey one of our bf leave us intop bed, waka go backyard to fuccck Nweke GoatLet them be allowed to masturbate biko.Tbiko.The rate of anima rapes is also getting high.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha even to trees, they caught one guy for my area e dey do am with plantain tree . D guy dug a small hole on the shut of a plantain and dip his akulongwa inside.

EggovinMma:



With the high rate of perverted men these days, raping their daughters, children, clients,housemaids, including innocent cows, abeg let them self service oooo.oooo.You berra leave them to self-service off that evilness away before more blindfolded young gurls go full Newspapers.

u break ma ribs. Innocent cows? when did cows became innocent? When the baby cow turn around and chase its own mother to do her the olingo.

Numbers 3, 9 and 11 are romantic, the rest are foolish foolisher foolishest

diddydiva:
God bless u!!!

I wonder how pictures satisfy sexual urge .

Imagine, she's sending nude pix to her hubby when she knw she's not there to satisfy him, where does she think he gets the full satisfaction from? Her hubby na tree?

prettythicksme:
I do it for my husband and he do it for me too cos we are far away from each other ;Dw

And after seeing your unclad pic, he got aroused, will you equally send your virgy to him thru bluetooth? Cos if u don't, u ar not only giving him room to cheat, u ar giving him the whole house including ur father's own.

Its so cold, I wonder why
I got off bed alone
The morning rain snared up my window
And I can see it all
But even the smile on your picture there
The pictures on my wall
Its not so bad at all
Its not so bad
Its not so bad at all.

Sleekshady:
Its 622 episodes I guess that's why they didn't show it to us

:o622 what No wonder some philippines ar saying that they don't like the boring nature of the movie cos its too long! 622 is too much nah!

Sleekshady:
Oh no it didn't end that way, check online, Maya later had twins, Nicolo started courting Nikki etc I thought u watched everything. The show aired for 2years in the Philippines, perhaps its too long for them to show us all

There's nothing we can do about that. Am ok with the one they've shown so far, as long as Maya and Sir Chief were together- happy family! That means the movie is longer than Pangako sa' yo with 480 episodes?

Sleekshady:
Lol ok its about Be careful with my heart,where did the one u watched end?

Maya and Sir Chief finally got married after her graduation as a flight attendant. And they live happily everafter.

Sleekshady:
I'm a lady I just want to talk to you about something in private

Private Ladies talking in private, what and what ar we going to talk in private confusion ga dimakwe!

Sleekshady:
I sent you a pm pls reply by the way am a female

And how am I sure u ar not a guy

searching4love:
You are shameless. Smh

U've failed my test . Don't let ur hot-temper get the best of u. U ar really heartbroken and hatered and anger will never heal ur heart. Hating all ladies because of a single one cannot help u. Try and open ur heart again cos its only love that can heal it.
And pls stop shaking ur head for me cos if I burst out crying, all nairalanders must surelly join me including u

U RATHER DIE SINGLE THAN GET MARRIED Why then are u still searching for love? Don't u think there's no reason for u to tie the knot afterall? Do u know the reason behind all this disappointment u're having in every relationship? Open ur ears well enough let me jist u...











Ladies are like this, when they find out that the love both of u share cannot lead u any where she'll start looking for it else where. In as much as u'll rather die single than get married, what will she still be doing with u? Every relationship needs NEXT LEVEL jare!