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Greatken007:
The most highly recognized by our act is ISPON (Institute of safety professional of Nigeria,70k) but if you have the cash you can go for NEBOSH (around 230k) . NEBOSH is internationally recognized.

I would love to know how long the program lasts.. Thank you for all your contribution thus far... Been following keenly

Wow..

All i can say is




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtHDRH7G0x4

johnchima007:
Bros I can authoritatively tell you that you have malaria. I will also advise you start treatment immediately. Do have a nice day.

Ok.. Mr authority. Bye

Ebenaba:
A normal dream lasts for 2 - 3 seconds, so those of you having long dreams of 30 minutes to an hour, you probably having a date with your village people

And to think they are already showing my guy APL, lemme just mind my business ooo, tnks Simi

2-3 seconds... My brother, the time it would take most people to realize they are in a dream, u've finished dreaming... Oshey baddest ur village people knows your middle name

Lordlight20109:
U have the right to everything . Mugu
Why not look away . Must you comment ?
Keep on displaying ur high level of imbecility. Am watching you.
Soon you will run mad

I think he meant that on a lighter note.. Your reply seem too harsh

Lordlight20109:
I had another dream today.
I got 2 emails from NNPC. I was very happy.
They told me where I will rendezvouz with others.
Our dress code.
I went for shopping with my senior Bros.

The heading of the letter is not Appointment letter as I saw in my dream.

Soon, it will drop. Let’s get prepared .

Coincidentally, i had a dream too, felt no need to share until I saw yours

Was called upon and given a list over ten selected names to type their APL, i discovered it was arranged according to specific pattern and all d names on d list had a common ground (either same state or same course) i quickly went through and saw my name @number five (coincidence i am number5) i sat down amongst a group of other applicants given lists to type APL for.. I wondered why it was given to us to type anyway.

After a while, there was a notice for some sort of devotion time in the towers all man to his tent of prayer, there and then i saw so many persons kneeling down and crying to God for APL, i tried to wonder since so many persons were praying so graciously, who would God answer, and i got a reply that God knows the heart and destiny of everyman and in the midst of us all. After devotions we came back to the room we gathered earlier and this time, the chairman sort of personell in d room came forth and gave each of us typing, the complete list of applicants from our category and deir scores... I looked into mine and i saw very few people with wonderful scorers, the highest scorer had 94% and happened to be someone i met on this page, i smiled.. I went to number 5 and saw my name my score was boldely written 32%++ and i wondered WTF, how would i have scored 32% and my name was among those to get APL, the chairman came close and told me the ++ signifies that scores of two major members of the panel who scored me high had been removed by someone unknown to me and the 32 was the score collated from the other members of the panel, then he tapped me on the back and said its inconsequential as the most important thing is that i was already sitting among staffs of nnpc, doing the job and i found my name in the list of those to get APL. I shrugged and continued inserting names on the APL and printing..

Weird weird weird... I think i have been reading so much of this page... Gods grace is sure anyways.

holujay:
Very funny u....I understand u bae, going by some people's records here, one easily finalises they merit d job and their APL is undeniable...I'd find my self in this submission too...

But I'd end up within me that this race isn't for the very swift neither is the battle for the strongest...but to God that showeths mercy...yes, I'd believe many will win the battle on the record of merits/previous achievements, yet, I'd also believe that many will win the battle to be a clear testament to God's mercy

NB: When mercy speaks, protocols/records are broken.
Peace unto everyone that acknowledges his/her inadequacies but yet clinges to the infinite mercy of our Lord

Beside still waters

ohis12345:
Please when was the e-mail sent and have u been paid transport fare.

U wantu check something ba

cocococo:
Na wah o. You people have now shifted APL date to an indefinite far date that I can’t even see again.

Cocococo anytime i see you, i remember my brother, king anyam terhemba jnr

souljar:
Bro but wait o, which kind of lynching sef? This place is like the fictional "Purge". One can't react at the office to whatever took place in here; the workplace regulations are different than those obtainable here.

Fortunately I can own everything I've said anywhere.

Lolz.. Speak for yourself brother... Some people don't see it that way.. They easily take things personal

Another lesson learnt on this thread..

Do not look for trouble on a public holiday

Its the only day some people have to download all their frustration from work on whoever triggers them

One guy chewed and spat out two ppl here on saturday, local man just lost all his ability to can

Today, this two havard and nusery university peeps are having a very good time with each other...

What has NNPC not made local man to use his eyes to see?

By the time we assemble at the towers for medical, some local men will refuse to identify their monikers for fear of being lynched by whom they have insulted here

Gush:
Thank you for that.... To clarify further, let me give you guys an outline of how the TF was processed. To prevent approval bureaucracy, NNPC bundled TF budget with recruitment contracts like plastic chairs contract, refreshment for NNPC personnel and other contracts to secure a one time approval. On the other hand, these contractors would be tasked with TF payment to applicants, reason why people got alerts from different sources (i.e different contractors).
For those yet to receive alert, the contractor mandated to pay you is either yet to get paid by NNPC for the contract or has a challenge processing his invoice to get paid or other related processing challenges the led to the delay. All applicants would be paid their TF. Stop the conspiracy theory... don't deny yourself your TF and APL all together.

I'm not a proponent of any theory... But...

I would love to know brother, how does bringing up conspiracy theories hinder someone from getting APL and/or Tfare reimbursements... School me pls

aifybuu:
Pls o...who has seen oga Jarus? Since he told us his source travelled and that he was going to verify some infor, I haven't heard from him again o. Happy Salah to you oga Jarus...bring us some good tidings now. Watsup? What's new?? Abeg, come and see us

Tried to track oga jarus, and i was thrown back in time...

Sempumping:
Is Buhari's grandfathers birthday. Another public holiday

Sempumping:
Friday

Wetin do friday ?

Lordlight20109:
I had a dream night. Didn’t go to church today. So let me share it here with my brethrens.

Last night. I saw myself in an environment like a law court.
I was to testify against someone but I refused.
I saw a man with files in his front desk.
I noticed he was distracted by something I don’t know.
I went to his desk and started to cancel alot of things in one of the files. Names, numbers and so on.
He later turned to me and never said a word.
He only collected the pen black marker from me .

I was then happy.

Then I was in a car and a big luxury bus drove past and parked.
Me and some other people started entering .
And the ones that entered with me are new recruited colleagues.
We were heading for training and we were reminded to make sure the wee are with our documents .


Then I woke up.

That’s a song of victory

Tell it to the world,

Tell them the appointed time is come...

Anything borne as a result of God's desire to fulfill covenant is always mysterious


Anyways, just doing my history thingy and i came across one for the boys from ages years

Macgyver1:
Ginalex ddid you make your interviewers laugh? *I'm checking sth*. I see you got the job, I saw the date for documentation, can't remember it clearly (10/12 not sure what month), but people were made to write down their names in a book. -----------> DREAM!

I know this may seem weird, but it's just a dream. Happy Sunday everyone.

Barka Da Salah to our Muslim brothers and sisters.

The return of the dreamer

Receive grace to see my APL in ur dream

joobseekar:
Is this your "Eureka" moment?

U understand ba... I've been looking at that his handle with my left eye like dis

nihelimitretep:
You are beautiful.

Peter timilehin

ter4humani:
10k and I have been paid. Benue.

When was your interview bro

ozoebuka1:
Even on the interview day i noticed there seem to be more Yoruba name while they were calling people from the amphitheater.

U probably interviewed on a day meant for the southwestern guys
...

On my interview day, more igbo's and notherners than yorubas were called

number5:
While you people are carrying out your survey here.. Be careful to note that over 50% of people here are westerners. Its easy to decode this if you've been on the thread for long.

The other less than 50% are largely made up of easterners, a small fraction of people from middle belt and just a few 1-3% from the core north. NL is not a good sample population if we are evaluating by states trust me on that. There are less than 6 persons on this platform from benue and nassarawa combined. (aside ghost readers) That should say alot.

And i think it is necessary to let ourselves know that decoding the payment Formula will bring no satisfaction to our curiousity, it will only create more and make some persons to be left extremely frustrated when APL shows. Forcing ourselves to belive what does not exist will not make NNPC decide to bring it into existence.

There is more to this recruitment than any source/sauce can tell you. While merit has a big role to play in it, there are very specific position for wich not more than one person was interviewed, its not just course or certificate related specifications, it goes way beyond what you can possibly imagin. and it wasn't nnpc's desire to invite just one person for such roles.infact, the corporation earnestly searched through thick and thin for such during interview ..

NB: i might have just spewed trash, but for any post made here, we should learn to read inbetween the lines and pick the pieces of info littered around before we give into the lust of bashing.

While you people are carrying out your survey here.. Be careful to note that over 50% of people here are westerners. Its easy to decode this if you've been on the thread for long.

The other less than 50% are largely made up of easterners, a small fraction of people from middle belt and just a few 1-3% from the core north. NL is not a good sample population if we are evaluating by states trust me on that. There are less than 6 persons on this platform from benue and nassarawa combined. (aside ghost readers) That should say alot.

tejiri4:
theorist we need new theory

Oh thou looketh for ten engineering virgins oghenetejiri

balher:
Am registered since 2015 after NNPC interview invites dated 22 April 2015, then until inconclusive and cancelled. Am seeing NLs are busy giving fake info in this regard. That's why let me say the truth. if not i preferred nt to post an info. in this regard.

ln this 2019 Recruitment, the actual no APL is 1000.

100 confirmed contract STAFF , 900 New intake which give 1000, even the son of current GMD currently working at PPMC on contract. he has undergone all stages, and waiting APL with us. Keep praying, get connected to appropriate concern, Believe in God, Let stay hopeful.Sure if it is our times we will get APL by God's will. this is my second attempt for NNPC.


900/37=about 25, GT=20, EH 5 per state, including F.C.T


My Source . confidential.

Sounds porshible


Seeing that one state already has been said to have 23 names on thier conformed list

Stories of new alert from bro lazarus and @balher story coming up immediately after gbriels called for local men to get back to our old job and postulate new theories...

Well, that happened really fast, i could say too fast to be true...

Buh wah does local man know, let him just be watching in 3D as things unfold

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Kevlala:
What are u talking abt. U r the gloating because u haven't received.

What made king Ayam no try?

We should just wait and receive the APL. When it comes we can now postulate theories on y some pple received and others didn't.

Rather than @ Joyousjoe spewing thrash, That pple the who have received shud move on with their life just because he hasn't received.

Doesn't make sense. For something u dnt even have a clue on what is happening.

Lol.. Sorry ooh

Gbriels:
The every day rain self don the tire local men for area..abi Lagos don come abuja ni?

Bros na everywere... I dey stuck for somewere now inside thick rain

Gbriels:
Now I can say good morning to everyone on the thread. @chasteguy,bobowaja, adeebiwa09,beeam,teaser4, mathology,RealisticJ,larride,klassd,Jiang, semppumping,olasunky,teriji4,Number5, Steve55,and all local men ...we declare today as follows...

Tuale bros, hw abuja and rain

Kevlala:
World people. Lol. because u never collect as u na July 11th.

King and Farouk Don use ur money do bet9ja, afterall u no dey come back to the towers. Y pay u?

Msteeeew

Lol.. This egbon still never get chill..

Mehn, kings anyam no try at all.... See how eeh make person life just dey