₦airaland Forum

AstraLuna:
Deborah asked a question, almost everyone want to reply?

Wasn't the first reply with 7 or likes okay?

Must we all talk to be noticed?

Men are always triggered

scobyy2007:
[Qquote author=number5 post=80463169]The bottle has been shook so very much so that their accomplice are left in a state of bewilderment, alas, bubbles rise to the top... The top of the towers

You mean NNPC Towers??

Is there some other tower much discussed about at this time in the history of the beloved country?

The bottle has been shook so very much so that their accomplice are left in a state of bewilderment, alas, bubbles rise to the top... The top of the towers

joobseekar:
Obviously you don't know Sinama Pongolle, Abuda and the likes....

Just saying though.

Sinama pongolle those days with all the hype at that age

mapman:
Okay. I was even wondering about this. During my interview they didn't look at my CV. I doubt the other five copies even left the Chairman's table. So that means after the interview they'd likely go through the CVs?

They didnt even collect my own file till after the interview... When they were walking me out, then they saw local man with green file and chairman confiscated it...


See you at the mystras fpso

dvaliant:
Oga, wetin you no know pass you.

Absolutely ..

Now rest.

Dmamasboy:
I know some people that were called for interview without writing the CBT. But their connect na massive connect.

Don't be shook...

They are going nowhere near the towers...i can promise you that.

Its been a really awesome period in this group all through

I'm so happy passing through this recruitment process specifically because of the comic relief in this group...

I will fondly remember this period not just because its the one that got me into NNPC, but because of the interactions here..you guys are awesome..

From those propounding theories to those countering it,

Those showing off and those displaying ignorance,

Those silent observers who comment once in a while but makes sure to tell us its their first comment

Those worshipping others and those being worshipped

Those local men and local women with the zobo anointing

The guest/monitoring you know who

Thanks to NNPC for bringing this set of human beings together

Jarus:
Exactly. Everything is happening so fast in this year's recruitment.

To think the advert was published in March, just less than 4 months ago, and everything - shortlisting, test, interview - has happened in less than 4 months. This is the fastest government mass recruitment I have ever seen. Even the alert that is coming less than 2 weeks after interview (compared to more than 6 months in 2012). NNPC has really improved in efficiency.

A means to an end....uncle j

klassd:
Lol this guy you just made me call someone & I sounded like a clown trying to verify this rubbish you wrote up there.

Everyone keep calm..... Nothing like best 1%

Some people that have legit slot have not seen alert sef

...they'll never know

joobseekar:
My broda, na that "AccessBank" guy caused all these conspiracy theories o. Similar thing happened after one of ExxonMobil test, when dragnet sent profile update form to some applicants few days after taking the test.

U go fear na

Fear cometh after receiving alert/alarm

joobseekar:
is it one (1) applicant, out of nine (9) applicants that's getting alert? or eight (8. ) applicants out of nine (9) applicants?

This table you're trying to use style to shake ehnn

Local men will come for your head soon

flowwolf09:
Go for NEBOSH. You can do the IGC or Intl Tech Cert in Oil and Gas Ops Safety. Register with RRC.co.UK. they are expensive but very good. I did some certs with them in 2013. Cheers.

Are these courses online?

ChasteGhuy:
Lol... Hope local woman is not from my village

Dis guy ehn... U're a character

Hmmm..

Is it just me that is wondering if i applied for thesame job with these 3-5 guys up there �

I'm learning so much about the oil and gas industry from this thread alone that by the time APL shows, i should deserve a degree in oil and gas already

Abeg, make una carry go, i told my panelist that i loved acquiring knowledge and one of them lowered his glass like okonjo iweala to look at the bobo saying such and shook head in disbelief, next tym i enter towers, i have to pay him a visit and show him what I've learnt in a month after our last meeting

ChasteGhuy:
While the pay package is being considered by some to be ridiculous, to some it means a lot to them. Esp those who have been jobless for long or underemployed

Local man is just making sense upandan

ChasteGhuy:
Na wife me dey look for o

Lol... Local man wants to procreate

ChasteGhuy:
Lol... You be confirm clown

Eggovic:
Source

Egg sauce

Samkeniyy:
You will all receive your transport allowee this week. 20k flat irrespective of distance.

Some dude here claimed to have received #44,500 naira yesterday as transport re-embursement from nnpc..

Was it just publicity stunt?

souljar:
Oooh.. Is it oyi or olen...? Not even sure of the spellings. The Abba Morro people's person. One love✌

Oyi mehn... One love brother

Ephramed:
If AUDU's father is HARUNA's father only son, what is the relationship between AUDU and HARUNA?

please any idea?

Haruna is Audu's father...

Ephramed:
If AUDU's father is HARUNA's father only son, what is the relationship between AUDU and JOHN?

please any idea?

You mean the relationship between Audu and haruna?

I dont see were john comes into the picture except the question is incomplete

Ephramed:
Please how did you get this answer?

A= 1 X 2=2
L= 12 X 2=24
I= 9 X 2=18
V= 22 X 2= 44
E= 5 X 2=10

COMBINE. 224184410

D= 4 X 2=8
E= 5 X 2= 10
A= 1 X 2= 2
D= 4 X 2=8

COMBINE 81028

NB: the number you are multiplying by 2 in each instance is the position of the designated letter in the 26 alphabets.

Ephramed:
please i saw this question somewhere and I cant figure it out

if "ALIVE" is written as "224184410" how can we write "DEAD"?

any idea please?

DEAD = "81028"

souljar:
Wow. Didn't ID any of ours there. By God's grace, we shan't disappoint, orwam.

Yes boss... She's zone C like me...

Enireqx20:
Lol... Prayers are never too much my dear... Keep praying

I sure am dearie.. We shall both testify.

Enireqx20:
Go and start praying then

That settled long before NNPC conceived the idea of carrying out a massive recruitment

souljar:
Hahaha. There shall be no crying in the land... at least not on nairaland, for us. We will meet within the towers.

See you there boki wam... One of our woman by the gate, security, while leaving the building.. She said me goodluck and will be waiting for my return soon... I'm not planning to dissapoint her.

Enireqx20:
Many "sauces" splashing everywhere. Lol

My "sauce" isn't the friendly neigbourhood one... Its the real deal

Keemy88:
I heard the name too but surprisingly the guy was absent.

He didnt need to come waste time on interviews.... His namr is already written with pen

souljar:
ha! All my innocent posts?
We dey together o...unless you're from Gwer East, then heartbreak is real o

Lolz, I'm not.. But when it boils down to states as a whole, then you can cry