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Was it not an American by name Patrick Sawyer that imported the deadly deases into Nigeria in the first instance?

Those silly Americans should not be granted visa into Nigeria untill they have solved their Ebola infested problem.

I hereby make a pationate request and appeal to the Nigerian government to come to aid of the Ebola infested country called America to help in treating them with our modern and scientific methods of treating the Ebola epidemic because America surelly need our help.

Cokacola:
i have beeen crusing on this hausa for a very long now last nite i decide to talk to her , what she told me shock me... she said that she cant marry me cus i dont av a cattle farm , i try leting knw that i av abou 5companies to myself and she refuse saying that if i must marry her i should own a cattle.....am confuce right now and i rili love her...pls advice on what to do b4 i loose her

This guy dumb gaan o! He doesn't even know the difference between Hausa and Fulani.

[quote author= post=27283342]Racism or wickedness[/quote]Both

@topic.
Can sombody remind these sillly Americans that it was an American (Patrick Sawyer) that imported the Ebola desease to Nigeria in the first place.

hehehe..
the girl was already tired of dating a broke guy and needed an excuse to dump his sorry asz.
she'll come back begging when she has been used and dumped by other guys while homeboy on the otherhand has made it in life.

lol.. people should free the babe jare. Ileya meat is special and comes once a year. friends and family drove kilometers to come and celebrate Ileya dont mean they cant afford meat.. a picnic with Ileya meat would have been a special picnic.

@op, your boyfrnd could have saved some for the outing instead of eating everything with his friends, but no long thing, try and forget about it so that the two of you can move on with your relationship

OP, I think you are a small girl and I don't think you are ready for a relationship yet.
You seem to a great guy in your hands but your looong throath is still making you eye some other guys that are making passes at you.
Maybe you should dump him so that a more deserving girl will pick him up.

I wonder why the OP posted it here. Moderators, please move this thread away from this board.

Maybe She's Dangote's only daughter.

LaurelP: I thought I was d only one who notices dis
That's why men will continue to be richer, more connected and happier than women
Women can't network, they find it hard connecting with people and even when you make effort to reach out to them, they take it for the wrong motives.
That's why the few of them dat are different will always stand out and are open to more opportunities and happiness

This is so true...

holyboss: Tweft. na me u dey call mumu #yaPalle

Oya pele, sorry..

You sef, why you come dey praise person wey dey cheat others na.
Its better we expose fraudulent people and their ways rather than praising them.

Why is Oyedepo the child molester not in jail.

Not only did he molest the innocent girl publicly, he further went on to call her a witch thereby stigmatizing the innocent girl. Only God knows the kind of psychological trauma the girl would have gone through as a result of what Oyedepo did to her. Such psychological traumas have lead teenagers to commit suicide.

Yerima is an angel compared to that evil pastor.

holyboss: Ok!


Aba guyz in d refurnblishing tin, Kudos to u guyz......#thumbsUp


9ja got talent.

See this mumu thing praising and saying thumbs up to criminality.

Aba guys don't and cannot refurbish laptops. What they do is that they go to the original manufacturers and buy the refurbished laptops at a discount, come to Nigeria, remove the refurbished stickers and sell to unsespecting Nigerians as brand new laptops.

Olu Ibukun Koye is an terible human being with no conscience.

But that Dr. Iyke Enemoa was a criminal doctor. He was the kind of doctor that secretly treats criminals like armed robbers and drug dealers with bullet wounds. Because, if you look at the scenario, you would realized that he was quite experienced in such secreet treatments and probably has a history and network of such illegal treatments. If not why did his name pop up when Koye was looking for a shady doctor to treat him. The link from Koye to Lillian to Dr. Enemoa in Port Harcourt is quite suspicious.
Also, he really was a bad person like Patrick Sawyer, because even after he went to meet a fellow doctor for treatment at Green Heart Hospital, he lied to the second doctor. That man was evil.

The Government should also arrest the said LIllian because she is also an accomplice in the crime.

OP,
whatever gave you the impression you are the only "IT guy" in Nigeria that is "fast with phone keypad". You might be the village champion in your street, but have you compared you speed with other millions of Nigerians.

You are just a learner when compared to this

Acidosis: Lol
While you were busy typing "*555*1*" some people had already typed "#"
If you must grab the voucher, then make sure you already have an on screen *556*1* space # for MTN or *126* space # for Airtel.
Leave your cursor in the "space" between * and #. Also, make sure you have someone calling the numbers loud and clear. Trying to read the numbers from your tv screen and then inputing on phone (concurrently) won't get you what you want.

You might also want to have a look at what some people are saying about being an IT guy..

WhyAWhy: IT guy fast with mobile phones . Abeg spare me that nonsense. If you know enough about IT you will understand that loading credit has nothing to do with you being fast with the keys. Go and read up on how mobile connections are made.

I'm trying to figure out who is dumber between the OP that created this thread or the mumu Mod that placed this rubbish on frontpage.

the goverment and other concerned people have been actively trying to discourage the eating of bushmeat but these two eediats of OP and the mod are telling us cooking of ebola infected meat is good.

A person could still be infected if he handled raw meat prior to cooking but the dumbb OP and mod dont know that.

Any mod with an atom of common sense should have deleted the post and thread completely instead of putting it on frontpage.

Its the same kind of wickedness exibited by Patrick Sawyer that landed Nigeria in this Ebola mess and some senseless Nigerians like the OP and the mode are still following the footsteps of Patrick Sawyer.

marieolae: Mehn this is nt tru. If a guy likes u, dis tin won't fase him at all

Hmmm...
You'll soon be back with tales of how he dumped you for another girl.

Edykul: Hey fellow NLanders,today is my birthday.I also wish to say happy Birthday to all those celebratin today nd all August born.Cheers

24th August is also my birthday.
happy bithdat to us

BIG STORY: THE NIGERIAN SOLDIERS FOUND IN CAMEROUN


The Nigerian troops that were found in Cameroun was as a result of a sustained battle between the troops and the terrorists around the borders with Cameroun which saw the Nigerian troops charging through the borders in a tactical maneuver. Eventually they found themselves on Camerounian soil. Being allies the normal protocol of managing such incident demanded that the troops submit their weapons in order to assure the friendly country that they were not on a hostile mission.

Following necessary discussions between Nigerian and Camerounian military authorities, the issues have been sorted out. Subsequently, the troops are on their way back to join their unit in Nigeria.

The reference to the incidence as a defection is therefore not appropriate considering the discussion between the two countries’ military leadership and the series of contacts with the soldiers who have confirmed that they are safe.

Meanwhile, troops are repelling a group of terrorists who are trying to enter the country through Gamborou Ngala. A group of them who fizzled into the town are being pursued.

Liegerian troops charging through the borders in a tactical maneuver trying desperately to escape from BH

Dubai people are using their oil money to develop their country and some silly Nigerians are going into a fit.
The same silly Nigerians have kept quiet when our politifcians steal our own oil money and stash them in foreign accounts while they live in poverty.

SkinnyDude: this hatred is too much. were you denied visa to UAE?

Abi o! Help me ask them o!

some silly Nigerians are even talking about corruption in Dubai when the $20bilion that got lost in NNPC that Sanusi was shouting about has not been found.
Dubai was initially built on $20billion that was judiciously used.

I smh for some Nigerians

DailyNews: Lol...this cracked me up My problem with them is they should stop sponsoring terrorists!!! They should stop deceiving gullible-minded africans with their barbaric religion!!! That's my beef with them!! If not for some reasons, nothing would take me to an Arab country, never! They are racists, wicked, inhumane and corrupt!!!

Guy cool down, don't burst a vein.. Besides, I haven't seen any Arab on his knees begging you to come to Dubai.
The Americans and Chinese don't hate Dubai, rather they have gone there to establish businesses there and are just milking them .


Why can't we blacks do the same.

rafcrown: Saw this on escapeartist.com and decided to put it here for those who have been to Dubai to either confirm or dismiss the excerpts posted by Blake Herrin below. . .take your time to read . . .its long but interesting ! wink
20 reasons why you should not move to DUBAI.


"Living in Dubai is not wonderful and glamorous, as many would have you believe. Forget about what you’ve read, seen, and heard; those shiny buildings and man made islands are all just smoke and mirrors. There are so many things wrong with this place that I have decided to compile a list, a must read if you are considering a potential move to Dubai.

1. There is no standard address system making mail-to-the door delivery impossible. In fact, it makes anything nearly impossible. The taxi driver, here for only two days, and having learned English from old Beatles albums has no clue where your house is. He won’t tell you that of course, he’ll just keep calling and saying, “Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah.” When you purchase something that requires delivery they do not have an address line, but a box where you are expected to draw a map. Not able to draw a map? Explain like this: I live on the street after the airport road, but before the roundabout. Go past the mosque and make a U-turn.

2. The government blocks all web sites that it deems “offensive” to the “religious, moral, and cultural values” of the UAE. That’s hard to swallow for a freedom loving American, but I get it. I do not understand, however, why all VOIP access and related web sites are blocked. I guess the government also takes offense to people inexpensively contacting their families back home. You’re welcome to call using the analog service provided by the government-owned telephone monopoly, but it will cost you a whole lot more. So much so, in fact, your frequency of calls will be greatly diminished if you can afford them at all. The government says VOIP is blocked for security reasons, yet even the residents of communist China and North Korea have access to these inexpensive calls.

3. It is really hot outside. Not Florida in July hot; Hot as if you were locked in a car in Florida in July with sufficient humidity to make it feel as though you are drowning. Hot as in 120 degrees with nearly 100% humidity. Do not look to the wind for relief. This is the equivalent of pointing a hairdryer on full blast directly at your face. Pour fine moon dust-like sand over your head as you do this and you get the picture.

4. There are too few trees, plants, and grass – or living things aside from us crazy humans, for that matter. Ever see a bird pant? I have. In my opinion, human beings were not meant to live in such a place. If we were, there would be sufficient water and shade. The only greenery around are the roadside gardens planted by the government, who waters the hell out of them in the middle of the day. Thanks a lot! Didn’t you say we should cut down on our water consumption because you are unable to keep up with the demand? I have an idea: let’s all move someplace where it’s not 120 degrees outside.

5. This country prides itself so much on its glitz and glamour that it put a picture of its 7-star hotel on the license plate. Yet, the public toilets in the king-of-bling Gold Souk district are holes in the ground with no toilet paper or soap. Hoses to rinse your nether regions, however, are provided. This results in a mass of water on the floor that you must stand in to pee. Try squatting without touching anything and keeping your pants from touching anything either. Oh yeah. It’s 120 degrees in there too.

6. This country encourages businesses to hire people from other poor countries to come here and work. They have them sign contracts that are a decade long and then take their passports. Even though taking passports is supposedly illegal, the government knows it happens and does nothing to enforce the law. These poor people are promised a certain pay, but the companies neglect to tell them they will be deducting their cost of living from their paychecks, leaving them virtually penniless – that is, if they choose to pay them. Companies hold back paychecks for months at a time. When the workers strike as a result, they are jailed. Protesting is illegal, you see (apparently this law IS enforced). These people will never make enough to buy a ticket home and even if they do, they do not have their passports. They live crammed in portables with tons of others, in highly unsanitary conditions. The kicker: they are building hotels that cost more to stay in for one night than they will make in an entire year. Things are so bad that a number of laborers are willing to throw themselves in front of cars because their death would bring their family affluence in the form of diya, blood money paid to the victim’s family as mandated by the government.

7. Things are not cheaper here. I’m sick of people saying that. I read the letters to the editor page of the paper and people say to those who complain about the cost of living rising here, “Well, it’s cheaper than your home country or you wouldn’t be here.” The only thing cheaper here is labor. Yes, you can have a maid – but a bag of washed lettuce will cost you almost $10.

8. There are traffic cameras everywhere. I consider this cheating. Where are the damn cops? I drove around this city for weeks before I ever even saw a cop. Trust me, they need traffic cops here. People drive like idiots. It’s perfectly okay to turn left from the far right lane, but speeding even just a couple of kilometers over will get you fined. These cameras are placed strategically as you come down hills, or just as the speed limit changes. Before you know it…BAM! Fined. Forget to pay the bill and your car will be impounded.

9. The clothing some of these women wear makes no sense to me. I understand that as part of your religion you are required to dress in a particular way, but a black robe over your jeans and turtleneck and cover your head when it is 120 degrees outside? In the gym some women wear five layers of clothing…sweatpants and t-shits over sweaters with headscarves. Yet the men’s clothing makes absolute sense: white, airy, and nothing underneath but their skivvies.

10. People stare at you. I am sick of being stared at. I’m stared at by men who have never seen a fair-skinned blue-eyed woman before, or who have and think we are all prostitutes so it’s okay to stare. They stare at me when I am fully covered or with my husband, and even follow me around. It’s beyond creepy and has brought me to tears on more than one occasion. The staring is not limited to men, either. I’m stared at angrily by female prostitutes who think I am running in on their territory by having a few drinks with my husband at the bar.

11. Prostitutes? Oh hell yes, there are prostitutes. Tons of them. So, let me get this straight, I can’t look at a Unclad picture of a person on the Internet in the privacy of my home, but it is okay to go out in public and buy a few for the night?

12. Alcohol can only be sold in hotels and a handful of private clubs. A person must own a liquor license to consume in the privacy of their own home. To obtain a liquor license you must get signed approval from your boss, prove a certain level of salary that determines how much you are allowed to buy, and then submit several mug shots (aka passport photos) for approval. Pay the fee and the additional 30% tax on every purchase and you may drink at home. Then again, you can just pick up a few bottles in the airport duty free on your way in to the country, but two is the max. Why not just drive out to Ajman where it’s a free-for-all and load up the SUV? It’s easy enough, but crossing the Emirates with alcohol is illegal – particularly in the dry emirate of Sharjah, which just happens to lie between Dubai and Ajman. Go figure.

13. Not only do you have to get your boss’s approval to obtain a liquor license, but you must also get the company’s approval to rent property, have a telephone, or get satellite TV.

14. Back to the craziness on the roads: If I see one more kid standing up and waving to me out the back window while flying down the road at 160 kph…whatever happened to seatbelts?

15. When is the weekend again? Let me get this straight: the weekend used to be Thursday and Friday, but no one took off all of Thursday, just a half day really. Now the government says Friday and Saturday are the weekend, but some people only take off Friday, others still take a half day on Thursday, but some might just take a half day on Saturday instead. Anyway you slice it, Sundays are workdays and little business can be accomplished Thursday through Saturday.

16. There are few satellite television operators:. The movie channels play movies that are old and outdated. Many of them went straight to video back in the States. Every sitcom that failed in the US has been purchased and is played here. Old episodes of Knight Rider are advertised like it is the coolest thing since sliced bread. The TV commercials are repeated so often that I am determined NOT to buy anything I see advertised on television here just for the principle of it. When I say repeated often, I mean every commercial break – sometimes more than once.

17. The roads are horribly designed. Driving ten minutes out of the way to make a U-turn is not uncommon. People are not able to give directions most of the time (remember reason #1), and the maps are little help because most have few road names on them, if any. Where is interchange four? You just have to hope you got on the freeway in the right place and start counting because they are not numbered. Miss it and you’ll likely end up on the other side of town before you are able to turn around and go back.

18. Taxi drivers are dangerous and smell. Taxi drivers work very hard here to earn a living because travel by taxi is still relatively inexpensive, even though the cost of living is not (see reason #7). Because of this you may have a driver who has had little sleep or the opportunity to shower for several days. Many of these drivers have just as much difficulty finding their way around as you do, but add to this a third-world country driving style and extreme exhaustion and, well, remember to buckle up for safety.

19. Speeding is an Emirati sport and Emirates Road is just an extension of the Dubai Autodrome. I know I keep mentioning the roads, but really, much of this city’s issues are encompassed by the erratic and irrational behavior displayed on its streets. Visions of flashing lights on even flashier, limo-tinted SUVs haunt me as I merge on to the highway. Local nationals are somehow able to get the sun-protecting dark window tint denied to us lowly expats and use it to hide their faces as they tailgate you incessantly at unbelievably high speeds, their lights flickering on and off and horn blaring repeatedly. It doesn’t matter that you can’t get over, or if doing so would be particularly dangerous, they will run you off the road to get in front of you. Don’t even think about giving someone the finger; the offense could land you in jail. Tailgating is, unbelievably, legal.

20. Dubai is far from environmentally friendly. Ever wonder how much damage those man made islands are doing to the delicate ocean ecosystem? Coral reefs, sea grasses, and oyster beds that were once part of protected marine lands lie choked under a barrage of dredged up sea sand. Consider the waste that occurs from erecting buildings on top of these sand monsters and from the people that occupy them coupled with the lack of an effective recycling program and you have an environmental disaster on your hands. Add to this more gas guzzling SUVs than fuel-efficient cars on the road and the need for 24-hour powerful air-conditioning and its evident that the environment is not high on the priority list of the UAE.
So while I’m sure there are benefits to living in Dubai, tax breaks, multi-cultural environments, and beautiful buildings aside, reconsider your plans to move here if any of the above mentioned reasons strikes a chord within you. Dubai is a city caught in an identity crisis. Struggling somewhere between its desire to be a playground for the rich and its adherence to traditional Islamic roots, rests a city that lacks sufficient infrastructure to support its delusions of grandeur. Visit if you must, but leave quickly before you are sucked into its calamitous void".

Source: http://www.escapeartist.com/live/2014/03/18/20-reasons-not-to-move-to-dubai/

This jobless one even has time to compile rubbish stories about Dubai people. Slandering and smearing their name will not give you a job or put money in your empty bank account!
Shebi you done abuse then finish abi? Has that brought light to your own house or has it improved the death traps you call roads in your village.
Even in Nigeia, A child born and raised in a rich/wealthy family will not hate like you. This is a typical attitude of a "face me I slap you" brought up.

Instead of hating your neighbor just because he bought a car, why don't you work hard to buy yours.

DailyNews: 100 wealthiest teenagers in United States alone will buy the whole of Dubai and you don't see Americans making much noise.

United States opened its doors wide for all countries of the world to come in and enjoy with them via their DV Lottery which helped alleviate many Nigerians and Africans from poverty.

But look at your Arab mentors, all they do is enslave black people who work for them and get paid a peanut.

They suppress women, make them voiceless and then turn black women into their sex slaves and love peddlers.

Arab countries are evil! Nothing good can come from them aside terrorism and religious extremism!!!

Arab nations are bloody racists!!! Can they ever allow black marry their daughters Never!!! They are cavemen!!! I don't like them at all! Give me an opportunity and I will deal with them and cripple their crude oil dependent economies and watch them starve. Lazy racists!!!

See as this one is foaming at the mouth because some Arabs are enjoying themselves, yet, they don't even know he exists.
Your hate and bitterness will just give you hypertension o!

I'll advice all my Nigerian brothers to stop hating and envying these Dubai people, rather we should all try to look inward and see how we can develop our own country. Is it not the same oil that they have that we have? how come we have not been able to develop our own country as well.

@ ronaldreagan26 and Dailynews,

The Arabs are having a time of their lives, why all the hate and bitterness na.

Its not their fault that Nigerians have no light
Its not their fault that you live in face me I slap you.
You cant blame them for your inability to secure a good job in 8years after NYSC
Why belle come dey turn una like this na

Abeg free them joor, besides no country is perfect. This same people your are hating so much don't even know you exist.
Its your kind that will stop greeting their neighbor the moment he buys a new car


Why don't you use all this energy to try to better you own country.