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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Shows Off His New Look (photos) by Numerouno94(m): 12:30pm On May 27, 2020

Ronaldo lukin sick.......He wants to kill himself wit excessive exercises.

Sports › Re: Marca Claims Messi Could Be Facing A Losing Battle Against Ronaldo by Numerouno94(m): 11:53am On May 26, 2020

pat077:
CR7 is not human, he is a machine

While Messi is d pistil nd ring.

Sports › Re: Messi Shaves His Beard As Enthusiastic Barca Stars Train Before La Liga Return by Numerouno94(m): 7:49pm On May 25, 2020

God of soccer.

Sports › Re: Tyson Fury Responds To Deontay Wilder's Demand Of $10m To Fight Anthony Joshua by Numerouno94(m): 12:10pm On May 24, 2020

OLAADEGBU:
It's not a life or death matter, it's only sports and I hope both end up well.

Tyson Fury my man.

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Family › Re: I Feel Depressed! My Cousin Beat Me Because Of N100 Biscuit by Numerouno94(m): 3:18pm On May 22, 2020

TheSociopath:
This your story is annoying. Go away abeg! Weakling!

I swear..I honestly dnt knw wat to tell him.

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Family › Re: I Feel Depressed! My Cousin Beat Me Because Of N100 Biscuit by Numerouno94(m): 3:14pm On May 22, 2020

Wat kinda advice or discourse do u want frm nairalanders wen its obvious u hv made up ur mind not to inform ur mom?...

Honestly i feel like flogging u. God dnt let me get dis kinda dunce as a child.....Enjoy ur WWE.

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Sports › Re: Troy Deeney: Watford Captain Says He Will Not Return To Training by Numerouno94(m): 3:47pm On May 19, 2020

MrBrownJay1:
i hope he feels the same way when the checks stop coming...

Ur right.
Humans wit sentimental ways of reasoning.
He obviously wants d league cancelled cos Watford is likely to b relegated.

West Ham's Karen Brady was the first to suggest it,asking for d league b declared non nd void. Imagine?,cos westham is also in d relegation zone.

Anyways,if u like resume training nd if u like don't resume, premiere league is resuming soon....No cancelation of any kind.

Romance › Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Numerouno94(m): 12:41pm On May 19, 2020

I can't fit laugh again.
Op, fly pls, since u finding difficulty in walking. She has amputated ur legs emotionally.

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Romance › Re: Be Honest Will You Eat This Cake by Numerouno94(m): 12:34pm On May 19, 2020

Berlyn1:
Snake cake, be very honest will you eat it??

Where is lalasticlala your food is here

Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Numerouno94(m): 8:16pm On May 17, 2020

Op marry her nd i promise u dat she will b a stumbling block between u nd ur mama nd family.

Her type wouldn't want ur family members to kum visitin.

Why will u b sponsoring a lady u not yet married to skul?. It usually ends in disaster.

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Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Numerouno94(m): 8:11pm On May 17, 2020*

Any lady that tries dat wit my mama is a gonna.

I luv my mum,u can't b rude to my mama.

I haven't walked u down d aisle nd u already insulting my mama nd my family,wat will happn wen i eventually marry u? dat means u wouldn't wanna see my family or want dem visiting.

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Sports › Re: Top 11 Players That Left Barcelona academy To Other Clubs & became Successful by Numerouno94(m): 9:20pm On May 16, 2020

This a very gud squad.

pls where is Dos Santos,d 2nd Messi? nd Christain Tello? wat happened to Borjan anoda Messi?.

Traore i hail thy.

Sports › Re: Who Is The Most Influential Player To Have Played In The Premiere League? by Numerouno94(m): 8:42pm On May 15, 2020

Goalnaldo:
Growing up, I answered David Beckham as I played street football. In fact I joined real Madrid because of him. Dude was handsome and marketable but then Cristiano emerged, more handsome and countless step overs but sentiments aside, I think Jay Jay Okocha is the most influential in the premier league. He lit up the league with his repertoire of skills and tricks. He was even adjourned to have thought Ronaldinho his skills. I remember going to holy Cross Hospital then to watch his highlights and commentaries about him.

Ronaldo more handsome than Beckham?
I wish to knw ur definition of "handsome".

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Politics › Re: Kogi Orders NCDC Officials On Fact-Finding Mission To Go On 14-Day Isolation by Numerouno94(m): 11:11am On May 08, 2020

Ura:
Nairalanders, Yahaya Bello is not worth arguing over. Even if there is no Corona in Kogi state, only test can confirm. And about the test kits being infected we know that it is not all the results that will come out positive.
Don't forget that he is not in good terms with majority of his people. He is clearly showing what he wishes them. After all he did not spend a dime to get NCDC over to the state.
Stop wasting your data arguing over a misguided and irresponsible governor who rigged his way into power.

Most of them don't knw him. Neither do dey know wat his capable of.

Politics › Re: Kogi Orders NCDC Officials On Fact-Finding Mission To Go On 14-Day Isolation by Numerouno94(m): 10:50am On May 08, 2020

OhBiafra:
Nobody is worried anything. No sign of Covid 19 anywhere in Kogi state

Be deceiving urself. Re u in Kogi? Do u knw beta dan dem?

Do u knw d numba deaths d state Gov has swept under d carpet?

Media oulets re barred frm reportin such news.

Buh we still enjoying d free movement sha.

Politics › Re: Kogi Orders NCDC Officials On Fact-Finding Mission To Go On 14-Day Isolation by Numerouno94(m): 10:46am On May 08, 2020

OhBiafra:
Nobody is worried anything. No sign of Covid 19 anywhere in Kogi state

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump's Staff Tests Positive For Coronavirus by Numerouno94(m): 12:47am On May 08, 2020

Exc2000:

Trump is a Natural Disaster to Americans

One Very Stupid Ipobian went on Trump's twitter page to lick trumps ass calling him the best American President... the way Americans attacked her and humiliated Nigerians , I felt really ashamed.. nothing they didn't call us , from trolls, to scammers to reminding us how Trump hates blacks and yet some of us worship him out of inferiority complex, to reminding us he called Nigeria Shithole... Sad part the MAGA redneck white racist Trump supporters even joined in hurling insults on her

.

Was Trump lying? is Nigeria not a shithole?, re Nigerian not known all ova d world as scammers?, re we not scammin eachoda in Nigeria too?
U talk abt racism, pls re we not a racist too?,dnt we descriminate amongst ourselves?, dnt we hate ourselves?,intact u jux called ur fellow Nigerian stupid Ipobian jux cos shes Igbo,isn't dat a racist act?.

Pls pack well.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump's Staff Tests Positive For Coronavirus by Numerouno94(m): 12:46am On May 08, 2020*

Exc2000:

Trump is a Natural Disaster to Americans

One Very Stupid Ipobian went on Trump's twitter page to lick trumps ass calling him the best American President... the way Americans attacked her and humiliated Nigerians , I felt really ashamed.. nothing they didn't call us , from trolls, to scammers to reminding us how Trump hates blacks and yet some of us worship him out of inferiority complex, to reminding us he called Nigeria Shithole... Sad part the MAGA redneck white racist Trump supporters even joined in hurling insults on her

.

Was Trump lying? is Nigeria not a shithole?, re Nigerian not known all ova d world as scammers?, re we not scammin eachoda in Nigeria too?
U talk abt racism, pls re we not a racist too?,dnt we descriminate amongst ourselves?, dnt we hate ourselves?,infact u jux called ur fellow Nigerian stupid Ipobian jux cos shes Igbo,isn't dat a racist act?.

Pls pack well.

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Nairaland General › Re: Soldier: The Python We Killed At Front Line Today by Numerouno94(m): 12:35am On May 08, 2020

Nawao,for Lala thread sum pple use page one nd two take play luv. No respect for lala again.

Politics › Re: Lockdown: Wike Orders Auction Of Seized Vehicles by Numerouno94(m): 12:23am On May 08, 2020

I use to like dis man cos of his doggedness nd dexterity. Buh wat i see in him now is a tyrant. Why is re blacks dis wicked?. Did we offend God?.

This shit cant hapn in decent societies.

Politics › Re: List Of COVID-19 Lagos State Donors by Numerouno94(m): 8:46pm On May 07, 2020

Geez....Someone donated 100 naira? nah,must b a typographical error.

Buh on a serious note instead of givin government all these cash,why not give d citizens palliative,cos one politician will end up gulping 90% of those cash.

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Health › Re: Lagos Discharges 48 Coronavirus Patients Today by Numerouno94(m): 8:41pm On May 07, 2020

When is dis Shit gonna stop? My account is seriously runin low......pls i dnt joke wit my account balance.

Health › Re: Lagos Discharges 48 Coronavirus Patients Today by Numerouno94(m): 8:34pm On May 07, 2020

Nd one Daddy G.O is clamouring for church to b opened.

Crime › Re: Umumbo And Omor Clash In Anambra, Many Feared Dead, 300 Injured, 50 Missing by Numerouno94(m): 8:31pm On May 07, 2020

Rubbish.
Nd Fulani will b Butchering u guys nd raping ur women on a regular,u guys won't do anything. U only hv power wen its tym to kill urselves.

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Romance › Re: A Girl He Helped Wants To Destroy Him Completely. by Numerouno94(m): 8:23pm On May 07, 2020

MrSensor:
I have too many things to worry about during this lockdown time such as food and water and how to survive during this trying time. . Not useless essays. Why not shorten it and go straight to the point.

Mtchweeeew

Romance › Re: A Girl He Helped Wants To Destroy Him Completely. by Numerouno94(m): 8:21pm On May 07, 2020

Ur guy is a Pussyfied nigga nd a Dickhead.
I wonder how guys fall for those dirty ladies in Togo.

Pls i dnt hv tym for stupidity.

Politics › Re: Dahiru Saleh Is Dead! Judge Who Annulled June 12 Election Dies by Numerouno94(m): 7:36pm On May 07, 2020

Romance › Re: How I Find Out My Girlfriend Is Not Loyal, And How I'm Gona o Treat Her Fuvk Up by Numerouno94(m): 4:57pm On May 07, 2020*

Bro,instead of seein her why not start ghosting her since shes in luv wit u d "anonymous " guy, dat will b more painful.

Start traumatising her wit d anonymous guy, sometimes dnt pick up her calls nd if u do tell her u busy or shout nd hang d call.

Emotional trauma will b d sweetest vengeance to dish to her. I don't buy dat style of meetin her embarrassing her,its childish nd she will only see u as a douchebag.

Buh on a serious note,why not 4get abt d whole episode wit her. Jux let her b. life is a lesson,uve learnt one in a bitter way,buh it will get u prepared for d future. U dnt take ladies serious.

Concentrate on finishing ur service nd getting sumtin worth wile to do.

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Romance › Re: I Can't Stop Thinking About Him by Numerouno94(m): 2:36pm On May 07, 2020

Sports › Re: Ronaldinho Is Better Than Messi – Cardetti by Numerouno94(m): 12:57pm On May 07, 2020

June15:
Shut up

lol. No b fight na? Buh Jokerman nids to see dis.

Sports › Re: Ronaldinho Is Better Than Messi – Cardetti by Numerouno94(m): 12:53pm On May 07, 2020

No body eva compares Penaldo to Legends,buh Messi is constantly being compared to legends.

Where is Jokerman? we need ur thoughts on dis.

Sports › Re: Evander Holyfield Announces Ring Return At 57 After Old Rival Mike Tyson.... by Numerouno94(m): 12:37pm On May 07, 2020

Holyfield my man...

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