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PoliticsRe: Is Fuel Scarcity Back In Lagos? by NutFunny: 7:01am On Oct 25, 2022
Did they increase the pump prices or its just a scarcity of unavailable fuel?
HealthRe: BREAKING: Nigerian Biotech Startup 54gene Shutters Its Diagnostics Arm by NutFunny: 9:57pm On Oct 24, 2022
kiss NaWahO
PoliticsRe: Is Fuel Scarcity Back In Lagos? by NutFunny: 9:11pm On Oct 24, 2022
This is NutFunny
No NEPA lite for some
Less than 4hrs power supply for many
RomanceRe: Guys Should I Shoot My Shot Or It Is A Red Flag by NutFunny: 9:31am On Oct 18, 2022
This is NutFunny
@op, run








It's loud an clear, run









I repeat, RUN
PhonesRe: Name Any Useful App That Can Block Porn And Betting Sites On Android by NutFunny: 8:48am On Oct 18, 2022
This is NutFunny
Chenult:
App
Not an App but

http://adult-filter-dns.cleanbrowsing.org

Find Private DNS for your phone and input it

I use Adguard for Rubbish Ads grin

Then, get your mind into sth by going outside more, stay indoors (alone) less.

If you no get job, go find (job hunting isn't a one day task).

And by the way, you can be doing small small jobs at least to keep busy till betr one comes.

And wen d money don com, abeg find Reasonable Wife marry. Wey no go use s*x starve you cos dat fit mk you get schiz*

So Broz, not d foolish wife as described inside the Holy Books.

Meanwhile you gotta continue praying for God's grace till they kingdom come cos d evil daughters of eve are nw inside town lyk eMtyHeN

May God Ep Us

FoodRe: How Is Snake Tomatoe Prepared? by NutFunny: 11:47am On Oct 15, 2022
TheGiftedOne:
The opening exchanges was between him and another female who together with him derailed the thread as much as possible before other commenters every came on board.

E be like say this OP na cr0n1c w0m2niz3r.
An so.. kiss
Science/TechnologyRe: Woman's Microchip Implant In Her Hand Goes Viral ( Pics) by NutFunny: 4:29am On Oct 10, 2022
huh wait, how about the contraceptive implants?
Righteousness2:
When "John the Beloved" by the Inspiration of the Holyghost spoke about this thousands of yrs ago, it seemed like it was a fairy tale.

Right in our eyes, the antichrist's satanic, technology based system is already being set in place.
And he will use technology to achieve and Enforce his near total control of the world and its people.

The Mark of the Beast is assembling itself right before us.

And we are seeing an unsaved world rushing headlong into accepting it , and they don't even know.

[b][/b]

Look at the world today. Everything is being prepared for the lawless one.
There is no more time!! Prepare your for Eternity!
Come to JESUS Now.
The next Moment is not Guaranteed
RomanceRe: Tired Of Sex Picture, Nude, Porn, Popping Up On Your Phone?? Do This by NutFunny: 9:34pm On Sep 17, 2022
Akinowon123:
Try this
@ lalasticlacla
Yeah, that's it.
Can it be used for kids Tab PC?
AutosRe: Sold out 800k Toyota Camry Neatly Used by NutFunny: 10:13pm On Sep 15, 2022
This is NutFunny
Let's make it unGanTable
FamilyRe: Oyo Landlord’s Skeleton Found In His Room 4 Years After He Was Last Seen by NutFunny: 7:53pm On Sep 10, 2022
Zico777:
Oga, from the story read, he was not in any in lack /poor.
So, wot do we learn?
FamilyRe: Oyo Landlord’s Skeleton Found In His Room 4 Years After He Was Last Seen by NutFunny: 11:57am On Sep 09, 2022
You read bad news, you dey like the post huh
NutFunny:
4Years!!!

"..its so cold outside"
No friend(s), family, tenant, neighbor or even people of same religion, tribe.. who for 6mnths can chk byhuh

Even if he tell you say no wan see anybody, e get why.
Quite unfortunate we're going this path..

"..if you no get money hide your face"
"..nobody go ask if you don chop, if you no get na you sabi"


Man2Man~Disheartening sad
Make God no Forget Us

Meanwhile, who has confirmed the picture below
Wetin dey do una sef?

FamilyRe: Oyo Landlord’s Skeleton Found In His Room 4 Years After He Was Last Seen by NutFunny: 10:40am On Sep 09, 2022
4Years!!!

"..its so cold outside"
No friend(s), family, tenant, neighbor or even people of same religion, tribe.. who for 6mnths can chk byhuh

Even if he tell you say no wan see anybody, e get why.
Quite unfortunate we're going this path..

"..if you no get money hide your face"
"..nobody go ask if you don chop, if you no get na you sabi"


Man2Man~Disheartening sad
Make God no Forget Us

Meanwhile, who has confirmed the picture below

CrimeRe: ‘I Killed My Parents Over Blasphemous Comments Against Prophet Muhammad’ by NutFunny: 10:40pm On Sep 03, 2022
KayCee92:
Front page is on fire tonight. Which kind headlines be this.
I tell you. They're gonna breed vawlens
This is NutFunny

CrimeRe: ‘I Killed My Parents Over Blasphemous Comments Against Prophet Muhammad’ by NutFunny: 10:38pm On Sep 03, 2022
Too bad sad
BetterHeadline:
The "prophet" wasn't even sure if they committed the allegedly blasphemies, he approved of their murders and declared no punishments for the murderers nonetheless.
And many unfortunately still bliv
BetterHeadline:
..shall reward him with 72 big-breast virgins whose vaginas can make people faint
WTF


This may generate into sth els
MOD do d needful

FamilyRe: How I Spend My 63k Monthly Salary Yet I Am Tagged A Bad Boyfriend by NutFunny: 7:43pm On Aug 26, 2022
She sidon lazily eating for house no do any business, wrk, job even if it's online buying n selling.. to give any support.

If not evn washing the kids, hsbnd & her very own clothes nor cleaning the room, kitchen.. then says you've turned her to a slave, then give her space abeg n go an develop yourself my broda.

Except if na for s3x you dey put fireworks inside her punna, because you didn't tell us bout DAT Side oooo
FamilyRe: How I Spend My 63k Monthly Salary Yet I Am Tagged A Bad Boyfriend by NutFunny: 7:34pm On Aug 26, 2022
Except for the badmouthing, if all what you wrote here r true, including the washing, you dey try.

Anybody wey say rubbish there s outa dir sens.

She be slave abi?

If na her papa house, she no go clean up the room, kitchen..

abi dem get slaves who used to do ithuh
djkirkoo2:
hmmmmm. Wonderful. Me I earn 63k as salary and my rent is 210k annually. Below is how I disburse it:

Kitchen stocking - 25k.

Soup for the month (we cook soup 5 times in a month) - 15k.

Baby mama - 5k.

Light bill - 2k.

Purewater - 4k.

Stew, Beans, Moi moi: 5/6k

Gas - 5k.

Fuel: As the Lord leads but I do put on Gen almost everyday as far as there's no light.
Now if you observed you will see that I don't have any money for myself nor my baby, make sure I run other deals to meet up my rent and cater for my son.

Yet my baby mama go out to tarnish my image outside saying that I am treating her as a house girl, saying that she's like a slave, that she's in an abusive relationship this and that all the young ladies around my vicinity are all keeping malice with me because of her stories, they all believed her story.

Even when I try to talk people don't believe me. I got tired of the quarrels and nagging so I had to throw her things out and asked her to leave my house. Neighbors came in and intervened then asked me to consider my son that he's still a baby. I succumbed and left for work only for me to come back home that evening the 22nd of July and found out that she have left with my son that I love so much and yet all her things are still in my house.

Bring my baby sef all to no avail, oya let me be seeing him at least still no way. I've talked to her mom and siblings and all of them are taking her side saying a man is not supposed to throw a woman's things outside (even my family blamed me for throwing her things outside) oya I don agree sef still dey are hiding my baby that will be a year old on the 29th of this August from me.

Honestly her family wants me to settle with their daughter but to me I am no longer interested before I die of BP, so now they are using my son to blackmail me emotionally to accept their daughter back because they know that I love my son. If really I am suffering her and treating her like a slave like she always claim then I wonder why her family would want her to come back to my house to suffer.

Mind you, I don't even beat o, I only have bad mouth to reply her if she pisses me off. Honestly I am confused and don't know what to do because I really miss my son.
FamilyRe: I Caught My Wife Using A Vibrator by NutFunny: 4:52pm On Aug 21, 2022
Las Las d thread entr frontpage
This WeMen mata ehn..

CelebritiesRe: Sierra Leone Police Declare Late Dagrin Wanted by NutFunny: 11:19pm On Aug 18, 2022
3things involved:

#1. He must hv committed (or joined in/sponsored) a crime there before his death here in Nigeria

#2. His lookalike must have committed a crime and there r no pictures of him so, use Dagrin photo

#3. They're joking (esp if they also wrote out his name on that wanted list).
CelebritiesRe: Sierra Leone Police Declare Late Dagrin Wanted by NutFunny: 11:12pm On Aug 18, 2022
inoki247:
Our Pastor sef weak..
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Sierra Leone Police Declare Late Dagrin Wanted by NutFunny: 11:10pm On Aug 18, 2022
Righteousness2:
grin
This one weak me..
Sierra-leone Police needs special Deliverance.
shocked
This is NutFunny again
Evn Hawa Righteousness2 was shocked wink
EducationRe: Moment Fire Service Officials Couldn't Put Out Fire At Public Lecture (Video) by NutFunny: 3:39pm On Aug 13, 2022
grin

RomanceRe: Is Marriage Misery For Men?(photo Attached) by NutFunny: 2:39pm On Aug 13, 2022
Divay22:
I'm not married
Then learn from it to become one, if you eventually be..

Go n ask those before you, who r succeeding in their homes (evn without plenty money). They'd open your eyes. Jst keep an open mind n prayerfully consider what you hear using what's written for wives in the holy books.

N.B.
No be everything be s3x
No be by wearing clothes n smelling nice


A happy family is as a result of all working hard for it's success, loyally.

As a wife, forget when he's financially dwn, physically sick, emotional weak.. n be there for your family without grudge. You'd see the blessings that comes in 100fold
RomanceRe: Is Marriage Misery For Men?(photo Attached) by NutFunny: 10:34am On Aug 13, 2022
Divay22:
So you're even married undecided

Do you regret getting married? (only yes or No pls)
Would it help you become a better wife - if you're also married?
RomanceRe: Is Marriage Misery For Men?(photo Attached) by NutFunny:
No sense of responsibility,

No interest in marital commitment

No sincerity in their speech, laughter when with you.. all na Scam (ALWAYS planning to cheat her husband)

No love sef, jst infatuated with what you have (from 42" TV upwards, with DStv having regular sub, enough space to bring in dir siblings once pregnant, husband with a steady business to "provide" for the family..)

No regular s3x except there's regular inflow of money (to get wet na problem. Dir mind s do fast n go)

They're looking for
#1. a matured man (who doesn't have time for dir beauty cos dey know it's fake. For those with natural beauty, d thing doesn't evn mk dem think of anything else xcpt creams n mkup to keep d beauty)

#2. a settled man (who will set dem up too + pay her sch fees, start up business for her, give her money monthly..)

#3. a god-fearing man (who will always keep quiet to bear all her lies + nuisance wildlife, friends, spendings, dirty n messed up kitchen & bedroom.. because pastor tell him she's a weaker vessel)

#4. a generous husband (not a generous man, because his money is dir money)..

RomanceRe: Is Marriage Misery For Men?(photo Attached) by NutFunny: 6:54am On Aug 13, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:
Most married MEN in Europe & the US have multiple cameras overseeing their apartments for fear of being slammed with LIES by the women whom they professed Love for..
Most ladies who get married today aren't ready to give, they're only interested in what they'll gain.
PoliticsRe: 2023: We’re Concerned More About Peace, Security Of Nigerians — CNG by NutFunny: 11:40pm On Aug 10, 2022
Do you mean true peace n security?
PhonesRe: Who Else Have Attained This With MTN by NutFunny: 3:11pm On Aug 07, 2022
Botbit:
69 pages

Lol
grin
PoliticsRe: Hypertensive Man Dies As Bribe-Chasing Lastmamen Seize Vehicle by NutFunny: 3:17pm On Jul 25, 2022
Quite unfortunate

Will their arrest bring back the dead man?

Will it stop the next officer(s) from commiting the same crime in same/other location?

Or what other evidence is needed from the man and his dad right there at the lab, if not for the greediness of the officers?

TravelRe: Abuja To Lagos Airfare Over 100k by NutFunny: 10:06pm On Jul 23, 2022
Where r we heading to? angry

That's over 30k for my flight from Lagos to Abuja (Aero Contractors) + 1 hotel night (at Utako) + return flight (Arik Air) just last yr

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