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Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Boss Did This Yesterday by NutFunny: 5:26pm On Jan 14, 2023
And you're "convinced" abi?
Kukuma tell us: You must hv been thinking about him too

He was "jittery"
O my Good Lord of Heavens!!


You were already wet abi?
You no fit whyn us. Just seeking backup lies on how to defend yourself if you need to talk about it with your hsb anytime
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Boss Did This Yesterday by NutFunny: 5:20pm On Jan 14, 2023
Preciousgirl:
He knows very well I am married
I wear two rings
So, what's the question again - if you can accept "his gift"??

You must have not dignified your husband + marriage before your boss. It's why you're having him on your desk.

Else, he should be sending you msgs, requests, files, business/contract proposals as supposed in an office environment and you responding as required
CrimeRe: Woman And Her Partner Arrested For Battering Her Two Kids Aged 5 And 2 (Graphic) by NutFunny: 5:14pm On Jan 14, 2023
This is NutFunny
Just imagine from a mother to her own little children!


Take a closer look at Pictures 4 & 7!!
What would ever make a so called mother do such? Even the irrational ones we see on the streets don't have these marks on their kid(s).


Did they kill?
Sincerely speaking, this is NutFunny!!!
Children have their childish and naughty tantrums. V.irritating stuffs sometimes cos they're nothing but kids, little in knowledge, wisdom, experience, understand, viewpoint..


Cos I'm yet to understand the level of atrocity these boys committed.
PoliticsRe: "We Are Too Busy To Play CCTV Footage Of Criminal Stealing Your Motorcycle"- UBA by NutFunny:
This is NutFunny
Quite Unfortunate
lekkicctv:
sad
Whenever you see: "Vehicles parked are at owner's risk", it's better you ask the security officers for proper understanding before you leave the vehicle.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: VIDEO: Over 30,000 fill Pakistan's stadium for only 1,100 advertised police job by NutFunny: 8:34am On Jan 05, 2023
ybalogs:
Don't stop doing the right thing just because they don't do same for you. A good act will always speak for you. It may not come through them, but it will definitely come through someone else.
Yeah grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: VIDEO: Over 30,000 fill Pakistan's stadium for only 1,100 advertised police job by NutFunny: 8:25am On Jan 05, 2023
This is NutFunny
Like the person above jst said:
Skillsnigeria:
..the hustle is real
CrimeRe: Why I Bath With Blood - Man Tells Ogun Police (Photo) by NutFunny: 9:00pm On Dec 15, 2022
How did we get herehuh
This is NutFunny
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pako/ Wooden House At Lekki by NutFunny: 1:48pm On Dec 08, 2022
Kemiawo2004:
I'm particular about the pako/ wooden house because the girls hostel that is available around that proxiy charges #15,000 ( fifteen thousand Naira weekly) which is #60 in a month, .... how much salary I'm I earning for Christ sake? somebody please help save my life!
Seriously, this is NutFunny.
SoS
RomanceRe: What Does "OP" Mean On Nairaland? by NutFunny: 12:34pm On Dec 08, 2022
C2Ok:
People here keep on using It... Abeg make person drop d full meaning for me smiley
Eyaah, Welcome to Nairaland
RomanceRe: When It Comes To Pleasure, Penis Girth Is More Important Than Length by NutFunny: 10:14pm On Dec 07, 2022
angryWhat's the lesson now?
Ikennaford:
Both length and girth doesn't matter, go to China with small dicks, their women ain't complaining, they don't even cheat, i was in China early this year for some business, I hired a lambo truck, with my cute face, still no gurl wanna be my girl, I was dumbfounded dumbfounded because back in the states, dem britches will dump their guys just ride on a hired Lamborghini truck, that shit is crazy,,,, na Chinese olosho con deh rush me,
RomanceRe: I Just Met Her, But This Is What She Did In A Club by NutFunny: 10:12pm On Dec 07, 2022
wink Sense
tayo60:
She disrespected you. How much did she want to pick that she can't let go? She isn't wise and has no regard for you just because of free money, to the point of her dragging herself back to continue picking money, despite your efforts to pull her back. At times, money isn't everything. It's a thing of dishonour for me to leave my man and be running to pick money thrown into d air, it shows I do not have respect for myself and also , embarrasses my man Infront of other people there, that he isn't taking care of me enough.
RomanceRe: I Just Met Her, But This Is What She Did In A Club by NutFunny: 10:10pm On Dec 07, 2022
2dice01:
No bro
it's a Purple flag grin
e get red inside abi?
PoliticsRe: Emmanuel: My Mum Told Me Sanwo-Olu Is My Father, Says 27-year-old Man by NutFunny: 10:07pm On Dec 07, 2022
opportunity433:
This is serious
This is NutFunny
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pako/ Wooden House At Lekki by NutFunny: 10:05pm On Dec 07, 2022
PakoHouse kehuh
I didn't understood
RomanceRe: How Can I Politely Tell My Babe That She's Killing Me Slowly With Her Pussy by NutFunny: 10:01pm On Dec 07, 2022
Tinububalls:
Eat alligator pepper and give her the final headies awards.
She won't ask for another award until Iambull has gotten a headies award.
Wait, bRos, be calming dan.. did you say "Alligator Pepper"?
This is NutFunny
Better he simply tells her No.
And stick to it.
FamilyRe: Cheating Wife by NutFunny: 10:58pm On Dec 03, 2022
Nextlife1:
We are married for more than 5 years now and I love her
Reason for me to send her to study.
Good evening.
Bros this is NutFunny. Are you almost a man or wish to be?
EducationRe: Should I Report This Secondary School Students Always Making Love After School? by NutFunny: 4:59pm On Dec 03, 2022
Alinna230:
Yes
We're getting there. I wrk remotely too.



However, reach out to the school admin, state ministry of education - anonymously.

But how can you give photo/video evidence without the angle of footage coming from your window?
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Flagoffs Campaign At The Mobolaji Johnson Arena Onika by NutFunny: 4:43pm On Dec 03, 2022
Wait, why shld the neck bones be showing?
ayubamuhammad35:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbW_AYBssgg

The Nigerian Government has launched Africa’s first humanoid ‘Omeife’ to boost Artificial Intelligence (AI) and technological development in Nigeria and Africa.

Director General National Information Technology Development Agency NITDA Kashifu Inuwa who represented the Minister of Communications and Digital Economy, Prof. Isa Ali Pantami, who was to serve as proxy for the Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, unveiled Omeife in Abuja.
huh
BusinessRe: Fraud Alert: Clout Arena A Huge Scam Website- Be Warned!! by NutFunny: 9:48pm On Nov 25, 2022
Quite unfortunate you're thinking and now acting just as he'd described in the WhatsApp chat @OP
wealthinfos:
I want to ask us are there websites or online institutions one can report such fraudulent websites? Pls share with me below
You're paying for followers cos you actually need it as you're what you're thinking.
EducationRe: Weirdest Moments In History Compared to Morden times ( Histogore ) by NutFunny: 9:01pm On Nov 25, 2022
TheSourcerer:
A maintenance crew loads 5 megabytes of memory into a Pan am Aircraft (1956)
shocked Did I hear you say 5MegaBit, MetaBit, MegaByte or what really?
FamilyRe: Marriage Issue by NutFunny: 6:23pm On Nov 25, 2022
HealthRe: Man Spends £1,500 Every Month To Stop Himself From Ageing (Photos) by NutFunny: 11:05am On Nov 22, 2022
ahnie:
I m a pumpkin,but I like to pretend to be beetroot cheesy cheesy cheesy.

Tueh,you cannot cheat nature
Time will tell. When the cells no longer reproduce "by default", and suddenly shutdown he'd drop dead when going for one of his therapies.
CrimeRe: I Need To Talk To A Lawyer Pls.. by NutFunny: 11:03am On Nov 22, 2022
Ever8090:
Someone is owing me 1.167,000 that worked for him..
#A. Is it 1.167,000 abi 1,167,000.00?

#B. You also need to tell us how your earnings got up to that - interest, daily/weekly/monthly pay
RomanceRe: Lady Married Less Than A Year Lured Me To Bed by NutFunny: 10:58am On Nov 22, 2022
This time, it's NutFunny
rastafaricrusad:
grin grin grin well if that is how to collect destiny I will have opted for more of her.. Coz lately I have an extraordinary promotion to the management level in my place of work, I work in a government owned oil liquefied natural gas company and I m extremely young... Very much above my peers at work...

So let the stealing of destiny continue.
Forget Destiny+ his/her family n friends.
That path was wrong, and you learnt the lesson+ moved fwd, improved your lifestyle and r being blessed - that's the only thing here. Forget Destiny
RomanceRe: Lady Married Less Than A Year Lured Me To Bed by NutFunny: 10:53am On Nov 22, 2022
donkarly:
grin grin grin grin
Ok,you have a covenant with God not to Bleep a married woman n not never to fornicate. Ok oo
abi naa
RomanceRe: Lady Married Less Than A Year Lured Me To Bed by NutFunny: 10:49am On Nov 22, 2022
Weirdcamila:
Una dey try , you invited someone straight to your house , she was simple and you entered as a fast guy. You should be more concerned about your safety next time unless you are not in Nigeria presently
Simple but v.expensive truth
RomanceRe: Lady Married Less Than A Year Lured Me To Bed by NutFunny: 10:47am On Nov 22, 2022
brosom:
U re simply confused!!

Go back to sleep and wake up right.
grin
TravelRe: Photos Of Presicce, Italy Paying $25,000 To Anyone Willing To Move There by NutFunny: 10:43am On Nov 22, 2022
grin
Why we no kno since?
Why are you just telling us??

RomanceRe: Bitter Truth For Single Mothers by NutFunny: 12:00pm On Nov 20, 2022
sadSad truth. To them it still makes d rubbish sense
IndianRomeo:
You Left Your Husband Because He Was Cheating

You have a kid or two.

So you divorced because you were so pained.

You left. You left with the kids. Women always do.

You started working hard to cater for your needs. You work so hard but it isn't enough.

So you're above 27 now. A kid. Not really much for a young lad except those wanting just entertainment with you. Still, these ones are not so rich.

To meet up with the growing economic demands. You find a wealthy man. He is rich, you dont care. You need to pay fees for your kids as a strong independent woman. You need to prove that it can be done.

So you're dating a wealthy married man. Now, a side chic.

You begin to think of the side chics your husband has and why he has them. You do not even question the morality. You begin to understand why, maybe they've got kids too. Mouths to feed. Life to live.

It doesn't make sense, still, it makes sense.

So you call the married man when he is home. He hides to shout at you for wanting to disturb his peace with his "wife" as you ought to know when he is home.

You think of your hurts, you think of your consolation. At least, you had a husband. He was fully yours. He cheats, but he was fully yours.

So you attempt to find out what is going on with him now.

He is married again. A younger woman.

After you make contact, he comes to visit you and the kids. He drops some money once once. The new wife is in charge now..major charge.

You connect on old times. You have sex.s

He leaves to his house. To his wife.

You're now dating two married men.

Both of them are cheating on their wives.
����� COPY.
FamilyRe: Regretting My Marriage. by NutFunny: 11:47am On Nov 20, 2022
Octopusssy:
Did you consult God when you chose your life partner?
is that a solutionhuh
BusinessRe: Elon Musk Fires Twitter Executive, Vijaya Gadde Who Banned Trump On Twitter by NutFunny: 12:21pm On Oct 28, 2022
Wait, is dat your picture there or its not your real face?
MITCHELL96:
Do you think he did that for fun?

All these are strategy to execute a purpose.


Mr man, you need to read 48 laws of power, The law number 6, go check it out on google.

Nigga was trying to court attention to himself so when he spills the truth, he'll know the whole world is listening to him!

I repeat, Kanye isn't mad! If you're not smart and a genius, you'll not know this.

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