₦airaland Forum

ElidaxZiel:
Merry Christmas to you all

But

I got msg that the world will end this yearon 31st

Eat asn many as you can now :'

Its next year not this year.

Any month in next year

Happy Sunday guys.

He died in Abuja......or he died in IMO and was rushed to a hospital in Abuja....

I don't understand.
Rip.

Casemiro:
I've been hearing a lot about bitter kola repelling snakes .



Please what's really the science behind this?



Is it the smell, the appearance or something else?

..Does this have to do with supernatural powers?

It is the smell that repels snakes..

PLS IF YOUR IQ IS LOW DON'T ATTEMPT TO ANSWER THE QUESTION BELLOW

If today is two days before tomorrow and the two days before the two days before tomorrow is a day after tomorrow....what is yesterday..


*It's easy but confusing*

When you check Nigeria map and find out that you are from the middle belt

Marlins won't friend you.......bkus they hate belt
#SaggingIsMyHubby.

biggy26:
What do you do with the kola bros?

You can also ask google

biggy26:
What do you do with the kola bros?

Snake cannot go to a place where there is bitter kola...

If you are in the bush with bitter kola snakes will stay far away from you.....not to talk of biting you

Snakes also hate SALT.

Bitter kola can also reduce the effect of food/drink poisoning if you properly chew and swallow it.

If you are drinking bear chew and leave small bitter kola in your mouth while drinking......you will not be drunk.

Guy bitter kola does a lot of things.

To prevent this from happening again just carry bitter cola with you any time you are going to the bush or any place that has snakes..


Snakes don't like bitter cola.....

And also bitter cola reduces the effect of almost any poison in the body.

Only carrying bitter cola will chase the snake.

The best punishment for this Naira marly guy is.....BELT to hold his knicker...
He won't be able to stand this torture.

Another wedding

Those of you that are collecting #2k to vote for a candidate.....you think he will not recover all he have spent during his campaign if he win..

Lei keep on deceiving our selves..... Nigeria will never be good of we don't start using our brains.

The same group of people that were hyping Atiku as if he is not from the north...

I'm from the south south..but the way Nigerians are behaving,a northerner might still win(they have the population to beat any zone)

You guys should just calm down and pick out out a learned candidate that has good plans for the country...and vote for him.

TWO TYPES OF NIGERIANS

1:NIGERIA is a good country we must stay here..
Buhari is the best for us...(this one is for those that believe this country will be good again)


2:My brodas and sisters abeg hustle make we leave this shit hole,
My child cannot come and go and suffer in this zoo(this one is for people that have given up on Nigeria)

3:abeg I won leave this country...even doe say na Malawi or Burundi.....(I don't know where these ones belong... that's why I wrote two types of Nigerians)

I'm a die hard money is the root of all evil quoter(I too dey talk am)

But one day I went to install UPVC windows and door in one new building....... after that day I knew that money is not all that bad

Hmmm!

Hmmm!!

Hmmmmm!!!

Money is good I swear
If you see house ee....oooooh mai God!!
I swear the house mad Oo,no fan in the entire house...na ac things and 24/7 light(Dem no send NEPA),
I you see kitchen and bathroom ee...mitcheeeeew,you will love money..

Hmmm....you will not understand.


My mouth is tired I cannot talk it finish.

Meeeehn...
This movie go tough oo

NtoAkwaIbom:
Gyys, we need to attack this move, same way we alttacked the hate speech bill

hate speech bill was not passed because it will somehow affect them..

It is not because of any action that was taken by the citizens..

it is for the greater good of the people..
May God bless Buhari and every politician

So dat you will have this type of baby

ComradeShegs:
Make I start dey arrange to get South Korea visa niyen.

Na ur green beans(preeq) go hear am

frozen70:
Read the silly and senseless comment you made

Pray not to be lonely in life not even at that age

Companionship is one thing you can't deny yourself off, if not, you ate better off dead

Love can be found at any age and it remains sweet as ever

That is why I said unless they are getting married for the sake of love..

Wow...
Marriage......hmm
D man will not enjoy because his dick is old and also Down there(the woman) is weak and the elasticity is beyond imagination.... infact non of them will enjoy knacking....unless they are getting married for love..

Well...This year have been amazing anyway!!

CSTR2:
Old man without sense.

Insulting Nigeria will not make your frustration disappear, neither will the politicians be moved by it.

First of all,I'm not frustrated and I'm not feeling the hardship in this country, I'm living comfortably.

And also if you read my comment well you will get to know that I never insulted Nigeria neither did I insult the politicians....I only blamed the citizens...

Pls don't quote me again...thank you.

NaijaOlosho:
His kind of music time don pass no one has time for those slow kinda songs


When last did you play his songs

But I am sure you play Wizkid , Burna boy or Davido's

They might be noisy but na the music wey dey burst out heads now

So Bleep off

Small children listen to small children music okay..

Grow up and stop listening to beat instead of lyrics.

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You are a very backward minded human being..

If you have been reported on several occasions, at least your brain should have told you that no one wants to watch sex video....but still you will create another NL account to post sex video..


Pls what is your goal..?

NaijaOlosho:


Wetin this guy dey sing sef

I'm sure you like those noise accompanied with beats......as music.

Correct score is 3-1