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bejahisky: Chei, see behind the cable toasting of Caracta.Bros let's do this on the wooing challenge..

hehehe... You wish. She's too sweet to woo for the fun of it.

Pick another girl, one I don't know, and I'm game.

Can't remember where I stopped. Someone update me abeg.
Did Last Apostle write another cupid's note?
How many likes did it get?
Was gree-die among the likers?
Did she make another appearance?
What did she say?
Which page is the funniest?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Pishure [/quote]would give you nightmares

bejahisky: Bros forget story jooor..

smh... Mind how you talk to Caracta sha. Next time I wouldn't be this nice. *sheathing sword*

^^ huh? Now that is very disrespectful of you. There's a thin line between being funny and being rude. Berra edit that crap before I come back...

...before she sees it. Whichever comes first

[quote author=uj_sizzle]blah blah
Are you cute?[/quote]no

ItsModella: What? As in seriously?

As for that rhythmic beat, make it stop. I don't want your mistresses (eg Florena, Brenda, Idowu and even uj_sizzle ) on my matter. Thank you.

so lalaosky succeeded in ruining my genuine picture of innocence

Well, what can I say? Just thought you should know

[quote author=uj_sizzle]wharreva! *goes back to filing nails*

Green Lantern i am not one of his mistresses.[/quote]oh... Lol. The mirror? No I'm not a mirror guy... It just that it keeps staring at me and I have to look it in the eye tell it to stop it.
I don't have mistresses... It's all rumours.

bejahisky: Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.Caracta will be mine whether you like it or not.Oya shoot me again

she's not for sale jare. Geh away

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Love?
I see.....this is why i didn't get a response. Issorait[/quote]wait! Waaaaaaiiit!

I must have missed your em... question(?) Old age things. My eyesight is no longer what it used to be

Ok, so spongebobina decides to style for her admirers.
Sweet-tease pulling out too.

It haf start to clear small small.
*stroking long Chinese beards*

Ok, this is strange...
*organising search party for Brenda*

^^ Good morning, Luxanne... Shuga ... Others

bejahisky: mtscheeew busy body

don't distract me while I'm buying fuel

bejahisky: Pull out for where.You wait and see..

ok, you'd find a way to disassociate yourself from your post? You badt gan.

But that would not save you
Not after calling all women... Lemme even go see it for myself.
*off to buy more fuel to feed the flames*

bejahisky: Ehn ehn

I don't jealous you at all. Better pull out while there's still time

[quote author=gree-die]to who?[/quote]sure you need a remynder?

ItsModella: Petunia is still around, I try to update her once in a while. So what happened to you?

Many things o, my sista. There's this one I noticed... Something expands in my chest every time I breath in. It makes my chest go up and down.
Then on the right side, one rhythmic beat like that, that echoes anytime I think of your handle.

Besides those, it's pretty much normal with me.

[quote author=gree-die]oahray, we used to be friends, what happened??! [/quote]You got married

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]are you aspiring?[/quote]*blink...blink*
I'm not saying I don't understand your question o, but If I ever dared to say so, I wouldn't be very wrong.

ItsModella: Come sit on my lap and tell me all that happened to you.

uhmm...
*reluctantly* okay... But I cannot shorten the story to the two minutes your lap can bear my weight. You know I've grown up and added flesh since the last time you saw me.
*displaying incomplete set of milk teeth*

Where do I begin sef? What happened to Petunia?

Caracta: Seriously, you people never cease to amaze me. It's just pathetic!

pathetically... *nodding and tapping feet to the beat*

Tomorrow we'd bash other countries that say less offensive stuff about us. Double standards is a part of the human race... Not just Nigerians. Na the one wey you know you dey talk.

Ermm... One more thing
*points to a 'DO NOT SPIT HERE' sign*

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Morning beariful people[/quote]*ignores mirror and pretends to be among the addressees*
Good morning ma'am. Howdyoudo?

sanb: Awwww; I already have a lawyer; sorry...


I couldn't read it...I probably need to go to spec savers opticians to renew my glasses; in the main time, could you make it more eligible so I can read it please...

uhmm... That wouldn't be necessary. I don't play 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th fiddle to any lawyer jor. Try to get over the awe-inspiring handwriting and gimme my business card back.

ItsModella: I'm good, you?

lemme check...
*hammers something on a huge rusty mainframe computer nearby, stares at the result in horror"

How... How can they say I'm not a good boy? My only offense in recent times is missing many things, and so....

*sighs*

Even Petunia has been trapped in a spider's cocoon and...
*breaks down in tears*
I'm sorry, I'm a nervous wreck these days Can I sit with you?

^ Hmmm... Alright. Been ages. How are you?

Thought I saw "ItsModella... Your one and only Modella" here just now.
Guess I'm just seeing things

sanb: *What a joke*? meaning....can't see any one laughing at the joke....

Mari G has got a great personality....

I'm sure you know that.... we're waiting for her profile and this better be good otherwise ehh...I'll personally unleash my lawyer at you and that's not a joke.... *BE WARNED* *Grins*..... and *rubbing hands together*

for the love of everything pure and sexxy, pleeeease sue! I offer quality legal services. Here's my card. *scribbles something illegible on a sheet of paper and hands it to her*

^^ whenever I see a username or handle like this, first thing that comes to my mind is... "He's a guy".

Am I alone in this?

Waste of good money

xynerise: If them no tell you you no go know?

I no like that kind joke o

xynerise: Idowu is single

ehn?