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^^ This casanova no go gree repent

ChiSun27: Makw we hear word I beg!!!!

lol. Since when did it become wrong for a girl to try to add online yards to her wife material?

*dettol soundtrack plays in background*
If she doesn't advertise herself, who will?

Harbosede02: i am entitled 2 my own opinion...wateva i do hr is my buisness nt urz!!so pls

na truth say you get slippers for chest?

Idowuogbo: Typing with d muscles in ya anuz is my business, continously displaying ur stupidity on matters like dis, is defo my business. Now disappear b4 I use bars invite satan make hin con press d slippers wey dey ur chest.Mgbeke!

omg! Rotflmao. This babe no go kee me with laff

Hmmm... Churchies and their warped one-way-traffic minds.

Inasmuch as I do not buy his line of reasoning, there's a bit of sense in the conclusion.

How come it's not an insult that Jesus became human, but it becomes an insult to call him an angel?
We all know that the lowest angel is greater than man.

Angel simply means messenger (spirit creature of course), that is why the devil can have his own angels (messengers) too. Jesus is referred to, more than once in the Bible, as a messenger and servant of his father and God (read your Bible before you argue this).

If it doesn't make sense to call Jesus an angel even when the Bible calls him a messenger, how come it makes perfect sense to people that Jesus is equal to his father whom he called his God?

At times when I see atheists bashing people here, I understand why.

Wait, I don't gerrit. These people don't fancy bb but are going crazy over bbm?

Much ado about an overhyped nothing.

C. Ronaldo? Most complete? You guy are hilarious. How many defence splitting passes does he make in a season? How many shots does he need to get a goal? In how many roles on the field can he play? What's his defensive contribution to Madrid and Portugal?

I hope the dudes arguing know what complete means sha.

lol. Smbh

Br3nd4: Ikekings...
Just your name makes me smile and my insides churn.

What I like about you is the way you respond to pips here on NL. Your good nature and lovable personality shines through ever post and makes me wonder "Isn't he just too good to be true?"

If you ever noticed me on here is something I've had to ponder on, before typing this. If you haven't well this is me and I really do like you and want you in my life. I want to share something with you, want to be with you every minute. I want to feel those flutters when you quote my post or type my name.

Words are marching in procession through my head at the thougth of you buh this is all I can put down cos I dont think any word could best describe how I feel about you.


I'd make a sleek Queen yakno -Ike's queen

*blushing in arrears for ikekings*

Vanneni: Y'all don't mind Caseless joor. Whenever he's in this condition, I can't sit well coz he becomes a pin stuck in my butt. He goes out,looks for trouble and when he's being chased he runs to me for protection. I'm tired of watching after him. If hin do una anytin again, make una beat am, una hear?

Caseless, ina ke? Kazo nan yanzu, ka ji ni ko?

he's stuck in your waaaat?

Okay Brenda hasn't written yet.
*continuing my waka*

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]''over-animated''? Dont you think you need to seek medical help since its ''over''...?[/quote]nope. This is one 'over' that is good for the soul. Life is too short to be too serious all the time.
There would be plenty of time to be prim and proper (lying still, well dressed) when the breath is gone.

Shugamania: Moring Ray..and congrats. U made me proud

shuga mi
Don't mind the scores... I think your poem was excellent, and... *whispers* I saved it. Princesa's too. Thanks for agreeing to be a part of it. Next time, we'd soar higher together

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]@Oahray,
A simple ''I dont understand'' will do, ok?
I will rephrase, are you aspiring to be an entertainer/actor/drama king?[/quote]Yeeeeeeeees auntie. It has been very much noted.

Nah... I'm not 'aspiring'. I'm just a normal guy a bit over-animated for his own good

sanb: Hahahaha Lol; oh my days *WICKED*.....now; where are my body guards? you're urgently needed to come do an urgent assignment for me... *robs hands together* and waits for their arrival... .....

they wouldn't dare come close to the owner of my face

[quote author=uj_sizzle] oya show me pishure[/quote]ok, pic. That's easy.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]
I like the shrek-frankenstein-something else combo
*singing Lady Gaga's Bad Romance*
I want your ugly i want your disease....... [/quote]hehehe... This one pass me o

[quote author=Mynd_44]stop lying. You were wooing Idowu then.[/quote]no, it was before. I needed to go home to get my face mask for the contest. Passed the river on my way.

sanb: ...I play the piper; I might need another lawyer to do some legal work for me later on and you just might come in handy....

*Weeps profusely* as he asks for his business card back.....

I can't get over the awe-inspiring handwriting as I still don't know what was written in the scribbled piece of paper....*wipes tears* I'm sure you don't want to see a woman cry.....

*eating my favorite sliced bread and watching the woman cry*
Aaaahhhh... This is more satisfying than cold water on parched throats.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I once tried looking in a river to see my reflection and the darned thing evaporated[/quote]oh, that? Well, here's the part you didn't know... Actually it was because I thought of passing by the same river at that time. Coincidence, I know

[quote author=Mynd_44]Oh believe me, mine is spectacular. I am so ugly, when I look in the mirror, it breaks[/quote]I haven't seen an unbroken mirror sef. The damn thing shatters into a million bits anytime I even think of looking at one.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]I like nightmares[/quote]I mean really scary ones... Like...

You are walking home. Suddenly the surroundings change. It's lonely. You start to hear eerie cries seemingly coming from everywhere, and yet coming from nowhere, almost like it's in your head... Like it's a part of you.

You turn around and see nothing. Just as you turn back... Gbam!

An ogre with a huge head, 3 chameleon-like eyes. The eyes squint in turns and release greenish gooey stuff. Under them, there is no nose... Just a large opening you suspect to be a mouth. In fact it is so horrible you cannot look at it twice.
That's what had been making the eerie sound. You try to run, but, you can't... Then he speaks, a chill run down your spine.

"Uju, you wanted a picture? You can have me".
And he drags huge chained feet towards you across the rocky barren ground...

That kinda nightmare

[quote author=Mynd_44]All the guys are forming ugly now ko? Okay na[/quote]don't mind them. They dunno mine is natural.