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lalaosky: That gehl na president "spoilers association women disvirgined by oahray"

Lmao

mistaken identity? Me wey virgin pass new born baby? Abeg o.
Br3nd4 tell him it wasn't me.

Obinoscopy: Why are you interested in my Beync's body? I'm suspecting you Oahray

lol, she's my sister o.

Br3nd4: Oh. . . Erhmm. . Uhmm. . . mmm. . . Ur sigi. . Its nice

thanks... *tactfully steers conversation back* Ehen, you were saying, "swallowed during..."?

Br3nd4: What did i type/say/do/act?

nothing just wanted your attention. Now complete your post. "children swallowed during..."?

Beync: oahray broda mi

sista beync it haf tey o. How body?

Br3nd4: Eh ehn. B4 i forget. . Still on Children's day

Lets have a minute silence for all the children swallowed during

chai! Brenda haf spoil to finish

Hmmm... I see only one truth here o

Seriously? Smh. To think I've been itching to see how the govt and NPF would react. Was half expecting soldiers to storm the place and teach em manners.

Someone steals a governor's phone and is sentenced to 45 years. Now several policemen are murdered like chickens and the killers have been forgiven.

How much is a policeman's life worth in Naija? The N2milion given to the widows or a value less than Aregbesola's N50,000 phone? On second thought, maybe its a ruse, before they hit back hard. But if this is for real, Nigeria is a fuccking dry joke!

I want to make a Children's day shout out to my pals, Idowuogbo, lalaosky, br3nd4, shugamania, caracta, ItsModella, cfcfan, and every other human (sorry redmosquito) child on NL. It's your day, enjoy!

TopSpot: And the winner is...

ooooo-ahraaaay!
*crowd goes wild*

lalaosky: Huh?, did she just talk to me?. My day is gonna be fun!!*dancing azonto*

Erm, erm... Forget the subtle shots @ oahray, I came to find you, hoping you will look my way

*whispers to her ears* forget about the "(f)" in my moniker.

Oahray, don't think naughty, I aint flirting with her o


*pours holy water on the thread*

Can a Cushite change his skin, or a leopard its spots, or lalaosky his flirty ways? If no be say you be oga ehn, wetin happen four years ago for happen here

lalaosky: Oahray, woman wrapper, I see you moves


Chasing br3nd4 and shugamania up and down like a goat on heat. Lwkmd

lmao! Cwazee ndigbo antelope. No be you teach me work?

gothrones: What are you smoking? There is no such thing as faith in science. It deals primarily with evidence!

tell me more. Recreating full organisms by evolutionists from just teeth fossil (which makes up more than 90% of the fossil record) is what? You are right, it's not faith, it's stupidity.

She never said science is built on faith, but rather that religion and science share many similarities, the most notable of which is that they are both offshoot of man's interest in the unknown.

Learn to read between the lines. Thought such a zealous defender of science would at least be interested in critical reasoning.

Br3nd4: OYO

nope, I'm not from that state. Come jor. The bed is too big for one.

Finally, sleep comes. Brenda let's go.

Br3nd4: Smh4u. . . U need Jesus

who doesn't? If you decoded it, you need help more than I do

Br3nd4: Bonga fish

hehehe... I bet you dunno what I meant by drenched cat

Shugamania:

Now i can feel the gentle nudge of sleep against my eyes, and my lids are losing d battle.

Thanks candies.. Sleep tight.

good night hon.

Br3nd4: Ya left nyansh

Wetin do am?

Br3nd4: Yes! Chicken

drenched cat

Br3nd4: GBAM!!

ya headt there

Shugamania: Coward.

lol... Anything else?

Br3nd4: The lord is ur shield

I know, and thou shall not put thy God to the test.

Br3nd4: Good night mrs. Oahray

brenda, you didnt just put me on ITbomb's target list
Abeg oooo... I never sell zobo finish

Shugamania: *whispers back*
She's not just talking, she's smiling at u. Tell her she has a beautiful smile.

gee... Thanks dear.

Uhmmm... Joan, I errr... Ok it's like this. If I say you have a great smile, you'd ask how I knew since I've not seen it... and I would stutter some more trying in vain to explain.

So I would rehearse that line for the day I'm privileged to see beyond the nice hair.

[quote author=I.Joan]I have got one too!

Thanks Ray!
([s][size=5pt]I thought you were never gonna refer to me[/size][/s]) Nice to meet you [/quote]em... I... Em... *gulps* hi.

*whispers to shuga through clenched teeth*
OMG, she is talking to me. What should I say?

Shugamania:
Niceeeee.
Seems like am d only one on nairaland with only one account.

*singing starry-eyed and eith a high pitch*
its you and me... Me and you... The both of us together...

Br3nd4:

arrange ya face jare. Shey Sheldon didn't tell you alters almost always have the same initials?

Shugamania: Now that wont be fair on ITbomb u know? He's trying so hard..

Anyways..
Hey Joan, Ray likes ur hair and his eyes are pushing him.

oh, you are far too kind. Thanksie.

Br3nd4: Yes my son

hahaha... Josephine the dreamer

Shugamania:

Thanks babe. Am sure u're a stunner urself.
Lol @ miss nairaland.

I like her hair too, and... Not sure how to tell her I'm shy. Can you help me?

Br3nd4: See me here no cry

phew... Don't scare me like that again.