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Br3nd4... I didn't promise, buh I did 'it' any way. Your turn

lalaosky: Nah, I aint afraid. Just not competing. Missed ya. Hope you're good?.


Oahray, longest time. I nominate you


Do me proud, fam

hehehe... Yeah, we'd proudly keep humble guests proudly entertained (and hope we don't get banned by mr and mrs) while the fine guys battle it out. Nothing does you sis

ItsModella: we've all gotten over the rules, why are you still on the matter?

em... dunno. I heard we are wired differently

casticsblog: Condoms aren't 100% effective

Please educate us

hmmm... Another season of Mr NL fun These new... Oh, em... thanks to all who nominated... If I were not so BLACK (emphasis mine and rightly so) I would have blushed real hard

Where was I? Yes, in very much related news (don't ask how) these new threats one has to face before posting are quite scary. The whole of NL feels like... *gulps and whispers* ...like Islam section. Even Hercules had just TEN labours. I can see 11 more

ebamma: if u are comparing mancini with mourinho that means that u are more foolish than i thought, google mourinho, then google mancini read everything from total wins to total trophies compare and contrast before u come back here and write another rubbish

typical defense mechanism: avoid the question and attack the person that asked it. When you are done with the insults, tell me the answer to the question I asked.

hahahaha... Peeps and their hunger for the limelight. Why do I have a feeling this is a spill-over from the "hot or not" pic?

Just one lil question: do you know the father? If you don't, pls not attempt reply this... It wasn't me

ebamma: another deluded mumu, if u call taking an unknown porto side to win a cl, winning chelsea a premier league after decades of trophy drought, winning inter a treble and making madrid to win la liga with more than 100 points overated then u need a new dictionary

hmmm... You really had to insult me? I'd let that pass.

DiMatteo literally performed a miracle with a Chelsea side that was considerably weaker and written-off than in previous seasons, and won the UCL even Mou couldn't deliver. Did he run off to the press and call himself "THE CHOSEN ONE"? Tell me one trophy Mou won with Madrid that Mancini did not win it's equivalent in England. Just one...

By his own overhyped standards, YES, and badly too!

Mourinho wasn't hired to win a league trophy for them and then leave. Pellegrini and other past Madrid coaches did that and were fired anyway. He had everything he needed to succeed (a team of worldclass players, a handsome transfer budget, and support of the madrid president which past coaches never had) and was hired to bring back the glory day of Madrid... the era of the Galaticos. Dominate both in Spain and in Europe, deliver the La Decima like he helped Inter win the UCL... and he couldn't... The "ONLY ONE" couldn't

If a miserly one league trophy, one copa del rey, and one spanish supercopa in three full seasons is a remarkable achievement by the self aclaimed "SPECIAL-ONE-C.U.M-ONLY-ONE", maybe we should give a pat on the back to a varsity professor who scores no better than an eight-grader in a general knowledge test.

Mancini won the one EPL, FA cup and community shield with Man City (an inferior team in a 'more competitive'english league) in three seasons, yet he got sacked and people say he deserved it. Why is Mourinho's similar result with a better team in a supposedly "less competitive league" better? Ancelotti just ended a league trophy drought with PSG, and who is singing his praise to high heavens?

Mou is overrated, pure and simple!

Ok, I'm officially latecomer of the year. But none of that matters, now that we have another tasty *smacks lips* citrus fruit again, does it?

*silence*

oh well, I guess that's a "YES".

@OP, nice pic jare. It's hot, exactly the way you want it. Dunno if that is a good thing sha, but... More!!!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]
If na me, I for don enter the nearest bottle. [/color]

all the bottles are occupied jare See as our rep just crash this season.

em... can I have another hanky?

joeydozzy: oahray, my good man.
How I wish I could lick your wounds

Die Borussen for Ucl glory y'all

lol. No wounds, mahn. Saw it coming.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]*Distributes handkerchief to all the barca fans.* [/color]

thanks

Lol... Lala eyaf vex. OYO for you o

lalaosky: Why do I have this feeling that caracta won't fulfill her promise of showing me her pic like she promised me

similar answer bro... She just looked and left

Why do I have this feeling I need to tell caracta sorry?

Caracta...

lalaosky: She think say em easy to woo a model with an oahray remixed lines. Lwkmd


Promoe, I was joking

lol... *stops laughing, clears throat and wears a big frown*
stop it.

ItsModella: na wooing person pikin go chop?

he has shops all over Aba, so the money is plenty. Wait... is he inadequate down there?

ItsModella: You did nothing for me yet you expected the world from me. Shior, God dey view you for 3D.

the wooing nko?

Br3nd4: why you acting up jor?

Ure stuck wiv me

gladly so *applying more glue*


Em... Lala o, you should run for mr NL again o, with that pic you just put up. If you no win, na wayo.

Br3nd4: Yay! Come gimme a hug..



and they lived happily ever after

... Until prince charming came along and took her away... Again

nikkyshyne:

there's something sexy about a pretty gal on glasses. Something inexplicably soothing.

lalaosky: Thanks bro


You've been of immense help to me

Modella is too expensive to maintain *sniffs*


@modella, come back to where?. Ayam not an owner of any house in banana island so no hope for me


@br3nd4, thanks for telling me that there's no hope for me

drama queen

Br3nd4: huh

Im with OAHRAY! did you forget? Helllooooo...

she wan come back come break the heart finish *climbs down from stool anyway*

lalaosky: Now that's wassup!!!

Handsome with brains


The pride among his folks

Me likey!!

dey wash me den wen I dey happy, you go come tiff br3nd4. Thanks... If no be say you be the boss ehn...

ItsModella: You can take it down now, I've saved it ...nice one tho.

like I saved that one in which you were singing? ... Thanks tho

ItsModella: oh ok, thanks. I'm still waiting for your own pic sha.

emmm... *gulps* ok

Br3nd4: Uhmm... Helloooo!. . . . You just did

let it be known that this day, Br3nd4 left Oahray for lalaosky.

God wey do am for lala go do am for me.

Thugnificent: :PLol.....if you need someone to kick away the stool #I'm available

you missed the script bro. You are supposed to try to make me change my mind

ItsModella: erm, I don't understand.

your smile jor. A pic at random is this sweet.

ItsModella: definitely not one of my best shots but I can't be assed right now to look for good pics.

hmmm... Something here reminds me of the pearly gates

ItsModella: huh? I thought you said you were smelling a rat.

you post your pic jor.

I'm coming, lemme tie the rope first to ease my broken heart