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[quote author=Chuck D.]I was at my barber's yesterday and emmanuel tv was showing. A lady(evil spirit) was confessing and she(he) actually said "GOD FORBID,she will never make it". I laughed so loud @ a demon saying GOD FORBID. Shine ur eyes people.[/quote]lol. Made up my mind not to comment on this thread before, but... Are you for real?

Idowuogbo: Lmfaoooooooooooooooo!!!! Chei! Adoyuken!

are Kenyans that bad?

190: shut up

your mouth

Lol... Elephants cross the road while driving? 190, it's simple. He likely thought you were kenyan... For obvious reasons.

ItsModella: erm, remember where you left me? That's where I've been. I've been here, esan antelope..

Caracta's question wasn't ridiculous tho, you'd be surprised at how many people do not know what Esan is. Don't see as ridiculous, see it as your own duty to educate them

*heads about before he breaks a bottle on my head*

yeah yeah... My late great grandma never knew Michael Jackson either. *drinks the content of the bottle instead*

Last saw you at Petunia's hut, the one with the sexy thatch roof

ItsModella: Oahray's answer to the most ridiculous question he's ever been asked....epic

dude, where ya been tho? Haven't seen you in ages.

have been around *strangles the nearest cock before it crows* where have you been Modella?

@caracta no vex, na your own I remember pass.

1. What’s your Nigerian name?
Oahray (it's native )

2. Were you Born in Nigeria?
Before nko?

3. Favourite Nigerian movie?
*gulps hard* em... I'll pass.

4. Favourite Nigerian song? (sing it & not add background music. LOL)
At the moment, EPIC by M.I

5. Favourite Nigerian food?
Pounded yam and ogbonno soup

6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? How many times have you been to Nigeria ?
Hehehe... Been to naija just once
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.
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When I was born.

7. What tribe are you?
ESAN

8. Say something in your tribal language?
Ibhokhan mhaen, ibha obilomhon.

9. What do you like most about Nigeria?
'Shuffering and shmiling'

10. What do you hate most about Nigeria?
Tribalism and religious fanaticism.

11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames?
Tortie.

12. What makes you different from other Nigerians?
Em... I'm the owner of my phone with that unique imei number.
No difference jor, except in opinion at times.

13. Do you speak your language?
Yelx na.

14. Do you speak pidgin English?
No o. I no sabi

15. What around your house represents your culture?
Clothing majorly

16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture?

Caracta: What is esan? You guys use this term a lot. I'm lost.

Br3nd4: Yah my no2 is a lie

u are a twin?

Nice... Nice...

Hmmm... Me sef no kno whether na tea or twin

[quote author=a4.hafoe]I dy fear 4 ol dz china fone jor,wil gada moni buy nokia symbian jawe..[/quote]lmao. Stuck in the past decade aren't you? Symbian? Seriously?

Br3nd4: hmmm.. Some people are really tryna console themselves

It's called free education jare

Peeps need to stop over hyping the epl.

jimcaddy: I thought the Spanish La Liga was the best league in the world?? No English team would chop 4 goals.. A whole Madrid and Almighty Barca rape.d UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

another epl fan with short term memory. Barca 4-1 Arsenal. Chelsea 1-4 Atletico. Man city 0-4 Madrid... Need I say more?

CFCfan: Madrid have a 50% chance of advancing to the final, while Barca have a 1% chance of doing so.

joker! You think Madrid can beat dortmund with a 3 goal margin without conceding at least 2 goals? If Madrid can qualify, Barcelona can too.

vision2050: get your fact before you write crap..........

was a slip, dumbo. Corrected it. Falcao did rapee chelsea and you know it. Now go to europa where you belong

Br3nd4: Who wouldnt be? Just like Barca ystday ryt?

Oh i forgot. . .
It was 4 -0

E no pain me again
BAYERN NO DEY ATLETICO CLASS.

vision2050: shutup!!! falcao scored hat-trick not haul. Miranda scored the fourth goal

and chelsea won? Dummy chelsea fan.

Br3nd4: na lie! Falcao scored 3 goals in that march. Agreed he outdid evry chelshit player.. Dats why we are gonna buy him and imma marry him

oh, that's true. The 4th goal was scored by Miranda. I remember now. But chelsea was embarassed.

fredie107: B(4)RCEL(0)NA & RE(4)L MADR(1)D.

hahaha... Destiny? Nice one.

Br3nd4: yah ryt rub it in

some EPL fans say Chelsea cannot lose like this. Just reminding them that not only did they lose with the same margin, it was Falcao that scored all 4 goals.

EPL fans no dey think before dem type

Br3nd4: *whistles* Some match dat was.. Lewandowski 4 - REAL MADRID 1..
A painful reminder of Zlatan Ibrahimovic vs England 4 - 0

I suppose you meant to say Falcao 4 - 1 Chelsea

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]Sharap!!!

Madrid have an away goal, how many goals did uefalona score yesterday? zero. [/color][/quote]lmao. They gifted Madrid that goal to raise their hopes so they could smash it. Eeeeeeeevil!

La Decima na another year thing o

biolabee: @CFCFan...


Madrid 2.0 - im disappointed o....

what will happen next week
I
Real oya wa gba kondo

I told you so. No be only Madrid sabi improve

gbame: The German machines are back!!!!!!!!!!

I tell you brother.

I wish this match would end 5-1

Suprises: chelsea or man u cant be beaten like dis.never!

Forgotten Falcao's romance with Chelsea in the UEFA supercup?

CFCfan: I don't think Messi has ever scored 4 goals against Madrid. This could be Lewandowski's bragging point

lmao. True that. He could make it 5. *evil grin*

ddippset: he doesnt only top la liga, he has the highest number of league goals in the world, he has the highest number of goals in all competitions, he has scored against all opponents consecutively.

you try when you even answer am. He obviously argues from shallow football knowledge. Messi breaks every record Ronaldo tries to set. Wicked boy

kolamilan: dat means say you don bow for your OGA

hell no. Bayern was simply better tonight. Them never be oga yet.

abdul23: Just go and sleep.Big shame...... 4 wat again?

for losing like just another club. So what next?

kolamilan: The only thing i can say to you is that, you can not win all the time but you can lose forever. The problem with you barca fans is that you have use to winning but just accept the defeat jst go prepare for d next yr.

wait o... Shey you know say na me suppose dey vex after the match? I don accept the defeat since, but na you come dey vex. Amaka why?

1025: uncle, is manu and barca not political parties and pdp for that matter alongside juve. even everton will not chop 4 from buyern. look at primary school students in arsenal went there and got a result.
messi was 99% fit against chelsea two legs last season abi?
topping ur local league becomes suspicious when u fumble without ur personal refs.
why are u not asking me why manu has refused to do well without their refs?
you depend on the ref everyday to win but when the refs are not there for u, it becomes embarrassment. how many hand balls today, the result would have been a soccer disaster if buyern shld add the three penalties.

lol. Hope you know Bayern's second goal was offside, and the third was scored after an infringement on Alba? I do not expect you to notice that or think it important. Barca has had it's share of unfair refereeing too, but I trust haters to ignore them.

dopeJemi:

Proved himseLf where, in spain?.. TelL me why he isn't topping d race 4 d highest goaL scorer in europe, and remind me again who d highest goal scorer is, oh! I remember.. RONALDO... Messi went 2 itaLy, we didn't see him, he went 2 france, we stilL didn't see him.. Okay nau He came 2 germany, it was as if he didn't show up 4 d match and wat u can say is 'he wasn't fit' wat a fLimsy excuse.. RonaLdo went 2 germany, he scored, he went 2 engLand, he scored, he went 2 turkey, he scored.. Abeg I no taLk again.. I don end here

lmao, typical hater. Shey Ronaldo was sleeping in UCL since 2009? By the way, shey Man utd no be big club again because Messi mesmerised them twice?

It wasn't as if Messi didn't show up, Bayern was simply too good for Barca tonight. End of story. Keep the Messi/Ronaldo debate for when Madrid is able to beat this in-form Bayern.