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Babzilla: I DONT GET IT WHY GO AND WORSHIP IN A PLACE WHERE U WILL MOST LIKELY GET BEATEN.
U GO FOR BLESSINGS AND SOME ZEALOTS BLESS U INSTEAD WITH HOT SLAPS
& U RETURN THERE FOR MORE R U A DONKEY?

lmao

Hmmm... From this thread, Manchester United and Barcelona are the most hated teams and RVP, Messi and Ronaldo the most hated players.

xynerise: Lets be rational bro. Swear say you no get stretch marks for face

lmao

phoinix: Landlord!!!

em... It was nice having this conversation(?) with you. #okbye

phoinix: What then we have someone complain how they have bad metabolism and use it as an excuse as to why they are overweight , like sitting on the damn sinking couch all day munching pack after pack of greasy chips, arghh

k

Neduzze5: Brenda!

If I tell you I want your body, will you hold it against me?

say what?
*mounts machine gun and aims at him* Trespassing is one of the fastest way to meet God. Try yourself.

phoinix: smh at this dude, you practically live your whole life on nl, do you leave your flat at all, like taking a walk or something.

lmao. No I don't, O knight in shiny armour.

[quote author=Mynd_44]You need to talk to Eze. This is not a joke. Vivian said she is no longer interested in wooing Afam and her name is still there.

Beautiful. B said she is wooing Shiffle 11 and he put her with Afam. A lot of people have made coments jokingly and asked that he removes them but he has stubbornly refused. What is his problem?[/quote]He's probably somewhere watching home video or just staring at his phone/laptop screen in confusion disguised as arrogance.

[quote author=Beautful.B]Guys on NL wen dey need ur attention he'll start looking 4 ur trouble...ladies beware.




My enemies are here again.[/quote]you are just realizing that? Slow learner much?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Misuse of English. . .

There's a difference between "Ever dying" and "Never dying". [/color]

maybe she didnt make a mistake. . From what I can see, the love is truly "ever dying".

baba dey: Are you a devil's incarnate?... What's the eyebrow pencil 'L'attoo doing on ya back?.

"You will know if she is from a ghetto,when she can use eyebrow pencil to do anything"

lmao

Princeparix: omo no be by force>just enta motor go claim aso rock_na if pple wey dey dere go comot~~me don enta heaven already o

lol... If them no let me enter, nobody go enter be dat. There are new heavens and a new earth. Na earth flexing dey

Idowuogbo: Better!!

lol

Princeparix: paul go block heaven gate because of u o

I go just leave una wey dem still lock outside for there, enter motor come earth back. Abi heaven na by force?

[quote author=gree-die]lol... explain[/quote]Na my mouth you wan for hear say your lecturer trek pass apostle Paul?

Caracta: Welcome to the Club
He is a celeb now.

well, silence is not always wisdom or pride. It could be an acknowledgement of emptiness too.

Caracta: Huh? OK. Rhymez is cheating on me

should I break his head? Just give the order

Caracta:

Awwwww... I missed you too.

Hahaha... Caracta your siggy. Damn funny

purebarbie: anytin wrong with dat? must a man be a husband to possess those qualities?

long term relationship? For an online thing that is merely for fun? You go pay connection fee o

purebarbie: guys buzz me if u ve got these qualities; u must be talented and creative,intelligent and ambitious,passionate and romantic ability to stay in a long term relationship....with all d above (i believe u aint poor u re too much to be poor)iu must ve attain mid-late 20s(ur age) , u must tall and muscular built u knw what i mean plus those muscular strong arms, then AM ALL URS FOR KEEPS........

na husband this one dey find

Hahaha... Not even one complete slot, almost 9hrs after the 11:59pm deadline. Make una close the thread o

xynerise: Exactly. Some ladies are also men in disguise.

ouch!
That was too direct

Penis sucker: What a lucky guy.

*fills water pistol with holy water and points at her*
You were saying?

Br3nd4: Eze put my name on the list.. I want to woo OAHRAY

ooooh brenda... Trying hard not to blush

adaobi123: Nothing at all

better.

Idowuogbo: I trust u! Usher Raymond!

with better lyrics

Idowuogbo: Ask Beyonce! Shebi na she sing emotions killing u softly.... Drogba!

lmao. Drogba don turn insult?

LastApostle: I have said it severally you are not a woman. Where is your emotions?
Either you got hormones imbalance or you are a sHe.

maybe cos you cannot bring out the woman in her

[quote author=Mynd_44]I say we will have only one.[/quote]or less

LastApostle: Eze promoe need traffic! Banters must fly to attract customers!

A lady choosing a guy can send the wrong signal which is never intended. Moreover they don't want to appear cheap. Employing a marketable strategy now is the needed solution.

First the Banters...

*yawn* how does that affect my bet?

In other news, I bet we wouldn't have as much as two complete slots by 11:59pm today.