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[quote author=D-Explorer]Must be 4 months old means: at least 4 months old on Nairaland.[/quote]okies

[quote author=D-Explorer]According to the rules, nominee MUST be 4 months old on Nairaland.
I'm sorry!
Subomi-Luv goes home! It's The NEXT Rated Award![/quote]this part is not so clear. More than, less than, or exactly 4 months old?

Banned nkor?

After going through mostly meaningless threads and fitting comments, kudos to those who always stick to the topic. I think being insightful is subjective.

I choose Carmelion for opening one of the best threads I've seen around these parts.
If gree-die qualifies as a 'newbie' add her too.

Br3nd4, prankster!

Ishilove: Tried that. The hair clogged the clipper and it broke down.

One can plait Bob Marley with the hair in my armpits

lmao

Wait! Is Seun a teenager too?

spikes C: Say it only when u mean it...shikena

thank you. But can I not mean it but not say it? How can I make her understand?

Dondav: Get a Rope, Look for a high Chair, probably a Stool... tie the rope to the ceiling fan, Make sure u make a loop in the rope.

Put ur head into d loop and kick the stool away...
I'm sure your problem will be solved afterwards..

em... I didn't quite get that. Please demonstrate.

I suggest we (the real teenagers) should discuss teenage stuff we are facing. Lemme start. My gf always waits for me to tell her "I love you" first. What should I do?

Ishilove: See him...another of Mynd's minions...

I would have loved to say you are wrong, but it's bad manners to argue with the elders.

dopeJemi:


Who wan buy ​A♏?

every teenager with a bb

Br3nd4: if i hear

ma?

dopeJemi:


Na mean say dem never born u

It could also mean something else. Something aunty Ishi does not want you and over one million other NL handles to find out. It's all written in this booklet. It's quite cheap
*brings out a bundle of booklets with the title '101 Ishi-ish things you should know'*

Lol. I'm a teenager o. A month younger than dopejemi and 25 years younger than Ishilove.

Ehya... I feel your pain, op. If you rehearse what to say, trust me, you are more likely to mess up. Just flow with the moment and...

Wait... Is this late? *scurrying off*

Lol

Br3nd4: i shall'nt tell thee, for thy head might swelleth

lol... Missed you too. Lets not chat here lest you get banned and ruin your record.

Shugamania: Hence, u've been automatically disqualified.
D-ex, can i nominate someone else in his place?

_{Na redeployment palaver jare. Am back n better though, u sef been dey absentia nah. Thanks .}

hehehe, sorry for wasting your vote. I'v been around o. Ask anyone. Been asking after you.

Br3nd4: How art thou mr Oahray? Uve been missed

pray, tell, by whom? *fingers crossed*

[quote author=D-Explorer]Disqualified candidates comes up tomorrow. If you know you're one, that's not a good one anyways. Hope to have you on a clean sheet next quarter [/quote]I don't plan to be a newbie by then. Even if I still am, I doubt I can be active for 3months and not get banned at least once. Poised to enjoy the show though.

You go fear awards nau. Thanks for the nominations sha, Id and shuga (mehn, where have you been? Camp na only 3weeks before o).

@DX, I'v been banned before, not just once sef.

@br3nd4, check your mail

[quote author=babe_online]how did you know it was a yoruba write up? I agree with most of what the writer has stated. Please the ''dirty'' talk for yoruba women is just a negative stereotype. If not all Nigerians are kind of dirty how come almost everywhere in Nigeria is dirty as phuck?!?!?![/quote]yeah yeah... You are obviously yoruba too. What makes the op's own correct but the one I mentioned wrong?

I know igbo girls that are very self-sacrificing, willing to give their last kobo to help others. I also know incredibly dirty yoruba girls that are wrapped up in their own emotions like onions. So if I choose to generalize like the op did, why would you question mine after accepting the op's? Shift jare.

bigdee94: Of wat use is rooting when superuser no longer gives d necessary permissionz?

na wa o. Superuser ALWAYS works on a rooted phone, but only on a rooted phone. So when your phone is factory reset and you lose the root access, superuser can no longer work until you reroot. Get it now?

Emperortj93: Dortmund vs madrid, barcelona vs bayern. Madrid 4 la decima(10th championleague), if u blieve like dis post

european cup. Madrid has won just 3 since it became champlons league.

Uber crap! Factory reset unroots the phone. Tis why superuser stops working. It does not stop you from rerooting. Stop the misinformation.

Lol. Typical yoruba writeup. Nothing positive about igbo girls, nothing negative about yoruba girls, not even the popular 'dirty' stereotype. Bigotry. There are nobles, wisemen and eediots in every tribe.

[quote author=F.K.O]ABEG WHO KNOW HOW TO DOWNLOAD AND USE TORRENT FILE[/quote]download and install 'utorrent' from playstore, then in your browser, search for torrent files you wish to download. Select magnetic link or 'get torrent'. It would prompt you to select download location. When you do, your utorrent app starts downloading it automatically.

After download, use as normal file according to extension. If it's zip or rar, unzip first.