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undea6: Mala gini, I manage finish secondary school, just asking, would like doing business with you.woo a lady, win and get a shelsea bottle of sleepless groundnut oil ![]() |
Why is he spamming with my name? ![]() |
undea6: do you have kulikuli, I heard it's a byproduct from the fractional distillation of groundnut.fraction gini? Bia, dem no dey solve any maths hia o. Is you dat go school pass abi? ![]() |
undea6: Are you an oil worker?Yes, I have a groundnut oil stand at Kpokoroji market ![]() It's cheap, and e no dey 'sleep for bottle'. ![]() |
Dey haf quoted my gbagaun o *buries head in shame* ![]() |
Crown Prince: Its thirsty lady but my phone dey pick word anyhow. I don't check all this things. I am interested in passing the message not how fanciful the words is.Uncle me! Uncle me! *jumping up with hand raised, clears throat when called to answer* There is no point because both the jobless and the oil worker would still die when they eat poison, no matter how good they are at writhing. *sits down amidst jealous stares from classmates* |
undea6: Oahray, why eh dey bite you, others are spewing crap too, why my own, another tyrant mod in the making. ![]() |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Nonsense as usual. I'm suprised 2 people bothered to quote him. [/color]It's necessary o, else he might come back when he finally learns good english and meaningful communication skills and edit his post. Not sure if that would ever happen sha... I mean the part where he learns ![]() |
mysticgal: i dont answer fools with stewpidity,and i no the sell spit,so shiftwhere ya resumé na? Abi you don change mind? ![]() |
Crown Prince: EZE; since this is not a 'real' wooing per se; I suggest the constituting of a two unbiased independent panel (persons) to give their fair judgement and announce the winner on each slot. I hate favoritism when a wooed already have a soft spot for a wooe.lmao. Anyone with the slightest idea what wooing entails wouldn't type this. ![]() What do you need judges for when wooing a lady? If you cannot make her have a 'soft spot' for you, you have fuccking failed. You either move on to greener pastures or try again. |
undea6: go sleep jare, it's late.ok. Still, cut the crap. Borrow your neighbour's pair of scissors if you do not have any. ![]() |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Lmao.dayuuum! Hahahaha *leads a herd of elephants through nostrils* |
undea6: lol, what woman would leave her door unlocked every night secretly wishing to be assaulted sexually?cut the crap dude. If you like the babe, go ahead and woo her and stop adding to the pile of totally uninteresting posts we have to endure on this thread. ![]() |
caseless: i jst wan follo d trend na, oga mi. Even if i no talk am, anoda person go come talk am.Oya help me ask google na ![]() |
Squeezed? Online? Lmao. Eze is high on something funny. |
Idowuogbo: Fevk! Ray, help!!! * faints* ![]() |
mysticgal: oahary dear,ok be my e-bf*blushing blood* Though no vacancy exists, I'd be glad to give you full attention when you submit your resumé with a love poem, your bank statement (very important) and two bikini pics (non-negotiable) attached, to my P.A. ![]() |
Br3nd4: u dey find who to woo?? Issokay.. Kip finding who to woohmmm... She missed the sarcasm My 'better judgement', you warned me. |
Idowuogbo: Yearrit! My vmail nko?Jisos! Would you believe me if I say it escaped me again? I guess not, but that's the Got another idea. Check mail. |
Br3nd4: i don see o bado.. |
Idowuogbo: Henhen? Brenda, u see wetin I b yarn u?lol... How I suppose take ans? wait o... How the babe take uncover my deep secret say I dey find who I go woo? ![]() |
Idowuogbo: Are u ok? Br3nd4: help me ask am ![]() |
mysticgal: oahray are you free woo me nahlol... Would have love to try my luck, but you heard Eze Promoe. Nominations ended |
Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]How much wey Seun dey payyou go fit dey use ban dey threaten any babe wey no gree follow you na ![]() |
Eze, hope you no go dey eye mod job after this wooing contest sha ![]() |
Hmmm... In other news... Na wa for the speed of this thread o. |
caseless: google is always at ur service. D name. Sound/look strange to me anyway....na wa o. Any question at all, google, google, google. Since when did the existence of google make it a crime for people to possess some knowledge at all? Anyway it's someone (from NL) who sent me a strange mail. No details... That's why I asked. Thanks for replying at all. |
Abeg who sabi who 'Lovely Frat' be? ![]() |
xynerise: But bone, guy you 4k up big time.hahahahaha ![]() |
Idowuogbo: ^^asewo!! U wan use style bag female disciples ba? lol! u dey follow my skeske already anyway, so nothing dey pa! If u do pass ya sef, u go enter e-channel. I don warn u o!!lmao ![]() |
@Eze, what do the ladies need alerts for? Na ladies' challenge? That excuse no just gel at all. Just say you want ladies to follow you. |
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