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Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 12:04am On Mar 29, 2013
undea6: Mala gini, I manage finish secondary school, just asking, would like doing business with you.
woo a lady, win and get a shelsea bottle of sleepless groundnut oil grin
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 11:57pm On Mar 28, 2013
Why is he spamming with my name? huh
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 11:56pm On Mar 28, 2013
undea6: do you have kulikuli, I heard it's a byproduct from the fractional distillation of groundnut.
fraction gini? Bia, dem no dey solve any maths hia o. Is you dat go school pass abi? angry
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 11:46pm On Mar 28, 2013
undea6: Are you an oil worker?
Yes, I have a groundnut oil stand at Kpokoroji market tongue
It's cheap, and e no dey 'sleep for bottle'. grin
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 11:40pm On Mar 28, 2013
Dey haf quoted my gbagaun o *buries head in shame* sad
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 11:32pm On Mar 28, 2013
Crown Prince: Its thirsty lady but my phone dey pick word anyhow. I don't check all this things. I am interested in passing the message not how fanciful the words is.

Whats the point of being jobless with good writhing skills?
Uncle me! Uncle me! *jumping up with hand raised, clears throat when called to answer*

There is no point because both the jobless and the oil worker would still die when they eat poison, no matter how good they are at writhing.

*sits down amidst jealous stares from classmates*
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 11:22pm On Mar 28, 2013
undea6: Oahray, why eh dey bite you, others are spewing crap too, why my own, another tyrant mod in the making.
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 11:21pm On Mar 28, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Nonsense as usual. I'm suprised 2 people bothered to quote him. [/color]
It's necessary o, else he might come back when he finally learns good english and meaningful communication skills and edit his post.

Not sure if that would ever happen sha... I mean the part where he learns grin
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 11:18pm On Mar 28, 2013
mysticgal: i dont answer fools with stewpidity,and i no the sell spit,so shift
where ya resumé na? Abi you don change mind? cheesy
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 11:16pm On Mar 28, 2013
Crown Prince: EZE; since this is not a 'real' wooing per se; I suggest the constituting of a two unbiased independent panel (persons) to give their fair judgement and announce the winner on each slot. I hate favoritism when a wooed already have a soft spot for a wooe.
The recipient(wooed) should accept whatever outcome since she consented to rivalry.
Though my suggestion anyway it can be discarded for a popular but unbiased judgement .
lmao. Anyone with the slightest idea what wooing entails wouldn't type this. grin

What do you need judges for when wooing a lady? If you cannot make her have a 'soft spot' for you, you have fuccking failed. You either move on to greener pastures or try again.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 11:11pm On Mar 28, 2013
undea6: go sleep jare, it's late.
ok. Still, cut the crap. Borrow your neighbour's pair of scissors if you do not have any. angry
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 11:09pm On Mar 28, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Lmao. grin

I wonder how he speaks in real life. He must speak thru his nose surely. His nose is so big I doubt if it's only air he sucks with that thing. . . That nose must double as a mouth as well.
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dayuuum! Hahahaha grin *leads a herd of elephants through nostrils*
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 11:07pm On Mar 28, 2013
undea6: lol, what woman would leave her door unlocked every night secretly wishing to be assaulted sexually?
cut the crap dude. If you like the babe, go ahead and woo her and stop adding to the pile of totally uninteresting posts we have to endure on this thread. angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 11:02pm On Mar 28, 2013
caseless: i jst wan follo d trend na, oga mi. Even if i no talk am, anoda person go come talk am.
Oya help me ask google na tongue
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 11:00pm On Mar 28, 2013
Squeezed? Online? Lmao. Eze is high on something funny.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 10:50pm On Mar 28, 2013
Idowuogbo: Fevk! Ray, help!!! * faints*
angry angry
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 10:49pm On Mar 28, 2013
mysticgal: oahary dear,ok be my e-bf
*blushing blood*

Though no vacancy exists, I'd be glad to give you full attention when you submit your resumé with a love poem, your bank statement (very important) and two bikini pics (non-negotiable) attached, to my P.A. smiley
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 10:31pm On Mar 28, 2013
Br3nd4: u dey find who to woo?? Issokay.. Kip finding who to woo sad

ID u warned me
Jemi U warned me too
hmmm... She missed the sarcasm sad

My 'better judgement', you warned me.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 10:29pm On Mar 28, 2013
Idowuogbo: Yearrit! My vmail nko? angry angry
Jisos! shocked *half-kneeling*
Would you believe me if I say it escaped me again? I guess not, but that's the whole truth, along with other things.

Got another idea. Check mail.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 10:20pm On Mar 28, 2013
Br3nd4: i don see o bado..

*brings out gun*

Oahray! Show yasef
shocked
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 10:17pm On Mar 28, 2013
Idowuogbo: Henhen? Brenda, u see wetin I b yarn u? angry
lol... How I suppose take ans? tongue wait o... How the babe take uncover my deep secret say I dey find who I go woo? grin
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 10:15pm On Mar 28, 2013
Idowuogbo: Are u ok? undecided
Br3nd4: help me ask am
grin grin
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 10:11pm On Mar 28, 2013
mysticgal: oahray are you free woo me nah
lol... Would have love to try my luck, but you heard Eze Promoe. Nominations ended sad cry
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 9:26pm On Mar 28, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]How much wey Seun dey pay undecided[/color]
you go fit dey use ban dey threaten any babe wey no gree follow you na tongue
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 9:14pm On Mar 28, 2013
Eze, hope you no go dey eye mod job after this wooing contest sha grin tongue
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 8:02pm On Mar 28, 2013
Hmmm...

In other news...
Na wa for the speed of this thread o.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 7:52pm On Mar 28, 2013
caseless: google is always at ur service. D name. Sound/look strange to me anyway....
na wa o. Any question at all, google, google, google. Since when did the existence of google make it a crime for people to possess some knowledge at all?

Anyway it's someone (from NL) who sent me a strange mail. No details... That's why I asked. Thanks for replying at all.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 6:39pm On Mar 28, 2013
Abeg who sabi who 'Lovely Frat' be? huh
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 1:39pm On Mar 26, 2013
xynerise: But bone, guy you 4k up big time. undecided. You made yourself a cheap desperate antelope. grin Infact you are a disgrace to manhood grin (No offence)
hahahahaha grin grin grin
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 1:15pm On Mar 26, 2013
Idowuogbo: ^^asewo!! U wan use style bag female disciples ba? lol! u dey follow my skeske already anyway, so nothing dey pa! If u do pass ya sef, u go enter e-channel. I don warn u o!! tongue
lmao grin
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Men pick your Ladies] by Oahray: 1:14pm On Mar 26, 2013
@Eze, what do the ladies need alerts for? Na ladies' challenge? That excuse no just gel at all. Just say you want ladies to follow you.

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