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Op state your source o, abi you attend the emergency meeting ni?

Rooneyboy: Young man leave MAN U outa this ooo .

as soon as you stay away from my babe

I'm the only one that can pair with her bluetooth.

ah-lay-lay! Stay away!

[quote author=gree-die]lol... i no fit yab[/quote]oya smile for me instead

*face palm* I weep for Man Utd

Idowuogbo: Ray, tell dis guy to stop flirting wiv me o! I don't do his kind. Hian!

lol... It would be kinda unfair cos everyone has crushing rights, but tell me if he touches you, lemme break that green head

Obinoscopy: Did I just heard my name? Oahray, watagwan?

em... You do not look very familiar . Have we met before?

[quote author=gree-die]ow my name wan take enter,na juju? or u think i play wit kids??
i wooed one oda guy here ( i don forget d name)maybe fvcked him to?

and who are d goats dat liked dat shit? [/quote]lmao... Chillax babe, na joke I dey . Oya yab me back

Sensual Man: For those of u making fun of my story nd criticising me and asking whether i ddnt see the legs nd teeth before, well yes, i ddnt see the legs, we met met on fb nd we'v bn chatting for a week b4 she chose to visit, she was smiling in all her fb pix, her teeths ddnt show.
Her teeths r not arranged well, sum wer two in one, sum were vacant, i refrained from further kissing cos her teeths were jamming mine.
As for her legs, she gather yam no be small. I luv my chics in short skirts.

hehehehehehehehe . Besides the fact say your english na die, you come funny in a silly way

E b lyk say I go just stick with my airtel o. Was thinking of joining the driodvpn crew, but with this thread... Someone's son is confused

acidtalk: For those surprised, please don't be.

Animals are known to be the most appreciative and loyal living things. A billion times more appreciative than WOMEN.

If you want appreciation you better buy a toy, cure or feed an animal even if na snake than spend that money on a woman.

speak for your mom only, man

Dondav: She probably didn't want to tell you the truth!

*You've got a bad breath*

lmao... I endorse the above. Possibly body odour too. How many Chelsea fans remember to wash their jerseys after sweating out their losses or near-losses?

*listening silently as her voice echoes on and on*

Idowuogbo: Hen! Mr Nackson!

all for you baby, you made it possible

Idowuogbo: Y u no bet wiv ur manhood?

ehn? No o, I no dey joke with my maker of world changers, before my village people go hear the matter and take over the case.

lalaosky: LMAO..you've lost it..one more "ndigbo antelope" from you and i will H-expose how you knacked idowu inside washing machine

see lalaosky fetish o
The washing mashine own na old one jor. There are recent ones: In the rain, in the jacuzzi, on a ladder, on a moving bike and while hanging from straps attached to the ceiling.

[quote author=190-the-clown]What of real sexcapade - u fit bet on that one too [/quote]my 16yr old neighbour na pro already and e dey try go low key and this old man dey beg me make I help am boast

Meanwhile, I fit bet my chinko lappy charger say 190 no get any NL sexcapade.

Smartie gurl: God4bid i become a news on NL..negatively i mean..

ok na, keep rolling with Eze promiscous/promina and lalaoskiatu the drag queen and e go be like film trick for your eye.

lalaosky: i can't read...help me out

na wa for this Ndigbo antelope wey no gree go school

Smartie gurl: Chinekem e! Ayam shocked......well na 4 ur pocket sha cuz ayam clean.

ok o... Until you make the news

Caracta: Must you call his name? Arrrrrggghhh!

who? You mean *raises voice up some decibels* Obino?

lalaosky:

cara gold, what am i seeing?..*faints*

see this learner. Why you dey use fainting style of the 60's? *hands him 'modern fainting 101' handbook*

Caracta: *dancing azonto furiously*

Where is my e-love for the week?

you dey find Obino for here? E know whether this thread dey exist sef?

Smartie gurl: you are doubting moi?

yes! Y - E - S

Smartie gurl: Oahray, is this 4 me?

em... For your story post actually

Them don quote my typo o

[quote author=gree-die]i dey pity 190 sha... now d babes wey bin wan gree for am go run. 190, pele o [/quote]hehehehe... After you don carve better wooing lines (with touch of reality) for am finish? Better watch from viewing centre before your name enter the matter proper

Idowuogbo: Lmao! U scared? It pass ray dey romantica badosky? Correct episode! Oya sare wagba... Samba!

lol... Not me, ayam a clean guy na. Other peeps with something to lose.