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Br3nd4:

you are supposed to ask "what?".
So as I was saying I asked him the same question, not on this thread sha. And he said...

lalaosky: lmao...badt esanic antelope..i see you o jare...run your package well

ndigbo antelope, nothing does you

Br3nd4: oh realy? Y wud i be ur main target u b assassin

OMG! That's exactly what I asked him. Do you know what he said?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]so why did u visit "the brothel" then [/quote]

Br3nd4: stil tryna wrap ma head around wats hapenin here...

me 3. Especially the part where lalaosky said you are my main target.

That awkward moment when you cannot edit your post because oversabi peeps have quoted it.

ItsModella: so now you're saying my legs look like sticks...wow!!

I was just explaining something about yams jare

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u jus trying to be nice if usee my yam legs u will run away [/quote]I can't see any yam legs jare! See as ya smooth skin! Reflector toh badt!

Angel don pass

ItsModella: me? yam legs? hahahaha!! I laugh in swahili

no be all tubers of yam dey big na. When you see some, you might even think they are just sticks.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]hehehe u like things too much[/quote]yes o ya voice and cheeks (not the ones on face). Add the yam legs make the list use style complete.

ItsModella: I hate yam legs, true

cos we haven't seen yours abi?
There was this young female teacher in my sec sch then, very pretty and always on short skirt. Male colleagues buzzed around her like flies, students lusted from afar. I liked the way her thick calves bulged when she walked on her heels sexy yam legs

lalaosky: @acid, sisters?...i love sisters

pass them come my side

@oahray..should i include florena and shugamannia?

dem true true join sef. That makes it 7. One name still missing.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u want to see my yam legs oahray[/quote]yelx pleaxx

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]you always seem to be ready today something against me and this isn't the first time dont quite seem to understand why[/quote]shey it started since you admitted you have yam leg on the other thread? *whispers* Modella hates yam

lalaosky: hold up, hold up..what's the fuss about?


like mondi said, knacking nowadays is like shaking hands, it's no biggie.it's done every minute/hour jare.


I hope these scandals doesn't ruin my chances of knacking this hawt NL babes?..cos if i miss my targets, i go close my NL permently .if you knack yours, keep it private so that others can benefit from born2fûck ministries

oahray, ikekings and I have waited for so long to miss out on the various kpeckus littered on NL.make una no dey discourage this babes from coming to our ministry


LIST OF LALA'S/OAHRAY'S/IKEKING'S/ACIDIOSIS' TARGETS


1)idowuogbo
2)ijebabe
3)shollypopz
4)isi modella
5) caratca the fake nun
6)abiL
7)ileke idi
kandiikane (omo dada)
9)..erm erm...smartie girl
10)vanneni and bre2nd4( oahray's top targets


ermm...erm...where are the rest again?...*scratchedshead*...see wetin jack daniels dey cause.i don forget them finish..brb with more names

.

lmao! This dude is high on some tall grass. Anyway I get like five top targets and one wasn't mentioned at all, so update your list

jmichael: Menhh, u guys r hilarious. D landlord dat had to remove d door of his tenant, d guy dat went to use d toilet only for his shyt to ascend bck to his intestine etc. . .I'v also seen new words like 'ashawo key', 'shine your congo' etc. Oh lawddd, u guys av made my day. See me lafin like a mumu since. Abeg I no dey read again. My bele don dey pain me.

hahaha... I must have missed the one in boldface abeg which page e dey?

Pimples: This reminds me of one of my neighbours i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ a face M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ n face U̶̲̥̅̊ house... where I used to live before,...
The man was a drunkard. So on this day, he was coming back from this drinking spree and was returning around 7:30am. (Every body in the coumpound was outside, doing stuff, children bathing, some brushing teeth ... )
meanwhile there is this gutter in front of the house. But the gutter is not so big. if you just strech your legs, you'll easily jump it.
So my neigbour was coming home and got to this gutter. Because of his drunken state, the gutter now appeared unusually large to him.
hence the man then decided to move back before attempting to jump this gutter. he then started moving back and back and back...... almost the beginning of the street ......about a 100 meters. and then started running as if he was contesting for WORLD JUMPING CHAMPIONSHIPS. all just to jump a very small gutter.Well he succeded and gave us all something to laugh about for the rest of the day...

lmao I could almost picture this

groovie: u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am every 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am"
Bastard!

lmao!

Following sharply

^^ this guy, you are really from edo. Your reasoning is a one way traffic. Don't even know how to address your issue. The op wants to make something special for someone she loves and you are discouraging her. Hope you know that some peeps learn to cook some dishes from cookery books.

@op don't mind him jor. It's the thought behind the gesture that matters the most. A real man would be able to recognise and appreciate this even if the dish is not exactly a masterpiece. There is always room for improvement, but not if you do not make a first try at all.

Nice one, op... Nice... Still lmao @'garri drink' though

OYINBOGOJU: You can't fight government and win.

Sit and discuss with the government to get another juicy parcel of land with free C of O.

says who?

The Writer: OP, could it be possible that you are gay? Just asking, don't bite my head off.

lol... Shey? Maybe he wouldn't get bored with guys

baibijay: ^^oahray..... i love you

you... you... em... me? *confused, faints from ovewhelming emotions*

*post quoted for future reference*

soccerinfo9ja: I think its a "guy" thing honestly

no it's not. It's a 'child' thing. If you get the same result with practically every girl, then the problem lies with YOU. The earlier you realize that girls are not toys that you play with till you get tired, the better for you and the unfortunate girls who agree to date you.

@topic, I think boring peeps get bored the easiest because they have no idea how to make something fun for themselves and others. Stop trying to push the blame like its hard drugs.

Hmmmm...

amygreat24: He is a grand son of a king dat makes d matter even worse! No king who is nt an osu will allow osu in his family! Dis osu tin is a serious issue in igbo land!Take it to God in prayers cos my dear he is d only one dat can decide what's gonna happen

True. Still, one thing I wonder, these peeps active in the anti-osu business, shey none of dem dey go church? If they do, how do they manage to reconcile some shocking aspects of tradition with their religion?

[quote author=o'boy]dont generize,I have never heard about such in Anambra atleast not in My Idemili
am not Even sure you are from Anambra[/quote]yeah right! So because he chose to say the truth, you have cast him out from Anambra abi?
The op mentioned a real situation and someone else confirmed it's existence. I'm not igbo, but I really wanna get to know about this osu thing and I find this thread interesting. Why are you trolling in an attempt to disparage their claims?

If you have never heard of it, so? The fact that the deaf do not hear the sound of laughter does not make it nonexistent.

Osu caste still exists?

Na wa for human beings o.