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Vanneni: Wah did I do

you know.

Br3nd4: lol.. I was tokin abt me........

Oh, ok

Vanneni: Hahahahah I don't lie coz I don't have the gutts to.

yes, and the hips don't lie either

Vanneni: You! *looks @ him all over* You! I woun't type what's in ma mind.

You too! *returns her glare* shey you don use me play ball finish? No worry, you win 1-0. Fortunately, second leg dey.

xynerise: Gist me about the thread cos I dont find anything positive about yoruba men

hehehe... There's something surprisingly soothing about tribalism in Naija

Br3nd4: well u hav 2 gimme ha numba so i'l cal her.. U knw ha beta.. Lol

how am I supposed to have your bestfriend's number when you don't have it?

Just say you don't want to help jare

xynerise: What is this thread all about? . How dirty Yoruba men are? . Just asking o

Hehehe... No one remembers o. It's a diss/chat thread now. Even the thread owner don jump ship.

Br3nd4: wud av helpd him if im an slowpoke.. But i knw someone hu can..

pls help us contact her for Jemi's sake. Tell her she had a ready made husband and costume wedding waiting for her.

xynerise: Seriously, girls are wicked . Its a pity he will remain like that till rapture comes

lalaosky: oahray, shattap...how you a step ahead when dey carry last for every thread

you no know say na rice wey dey bottom of pot dey end up for top of cooler? Learner.

Vanneni: Innocent me. Leaving thread before they accuse me further.

Don't mind lalaosky, he is an accuser of the brethren who accuses them day and night

Br3nd4: ehyah.. Pity! Ure guy is done 4..

Chai! So you won't help a bro in need

Jemi, sowie That's the way girls are.

xynerise: You are wrong! A kiss from an Imbe will do the trick . If you are one pls help my guy

dayuuum!

xynerise: He has been a beast from birth. . He needs a kiss from an imbe.cile to cure him

Br3nd4: if ur costume is natural.... No kis can save u..

hehehehehehehehehehehe.... Na Jemi una finish like this?

dopeJemi: Lmao! U know, I realLy Look like a beast rite nau.. When ​A♏ I getting d kiss

Hehehe... Woman don turn Jemi to beast

lalaosky: esanic antelope

Always a step ahead of the ndigbo antelopes with four left legs each

You even suspected Vanneni

ItsModella: shut up jor, I knew it was you...just too sleepy to do FBI abeg.

blah blah blah... The likes on my posts got you confused. 'Back to square one it's Lala', remember?

ItsModella: back to square one then...lalaosky, it is.

lalaosky: you're the one liking this case and turning it on me and oahray

ItsModella: sorry, come again...

who's liking my bloody comments? can't be me.

Hehehe... Got em confused *mission accomplished* Na me jor
Them go dey form Sherlock Holmes

ItsModella: even the devil can quote the bible and act like he knows God...shior!!

Yes, that's true. What next? It's not me jare.

ItsModella: but you know it's you sha..

So who is liking mine? People try to shift attention from themselves by accusing innocent peeps.

In the midst of accusations, the Lord shall fight my battle and I shall hold my peace

ItsModella: I'm starting to suspect one esanic antelope like that...he knows himself.

Waaaaat! Which kind accusation be that?

lalaosky: come this esan antelope, can't you see i'm tryna get my lady back?

Which of them?

lalaosky: yes o, since the last page, i've liked everyone's post except mine cos i don't have an alternate ID ..please someone should like my posts to reciprocate my kind gestures

*nearby lie detector explodes*

lalaosky: if i'm hörny, your laps and lips caused

Kai! This ndigbo antelope would never change

^^ *chokes on scooby snack*

dopeJemi: U wilL, only if her husband doesn't show up

Why wouldn't you show up?

xynerise: Or the Adam's Family.

Or princess and the frog. Immediately they say, you may kiss your frog and she does, the frog costume automatically fades and the real groom is revealed.

Now lemme go look for my princess jawe

dopeJemi: Emmm! Y don't u go 'beauty and d Beast' and see hau many peeps wilL show up 4 ur wedding

If she invites me I will

Izrhiell: Will this make their Marriage last forever? :*

Does wedding style determine durability of the marriage?

Br3nd4: ermmm... I was thinkin more lyk beauty n d beast.. U av an opinion tho. Rmemba ure d groom. *tongue*

see this one. Your 14 years go get big muscle

CFCfan: Who is the school girl? And have the fishes in River Niger dried up?

Good question. Trust the hook-and-line fisherman to hate on his colleague who uses fishing nets to haul in his catch.