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Ok, it's eight now. The number of reasons keep reducing

Frankly only three reasons make sense there:
-periods (not many ladies bleed for 7days unless she has menorrhagia)
-pregnancy/childbirth, and
-multitasking (many guys can do this too, and not all ladies can either).

For the first two, if Nature gives you a task, it gives you the ability to handle it too. It's shortsighted to say males (if roles were reversed) would die of it.

rokiatu: Match made in heaven.

His pants half down his butt, hers totally see through. They are made for each other.

lmao... Spot on!

Lmao

Na the roasted fish dey vex the gal, not the sex

How gal go agree to follow guy go house and then get upset over his advances? She be learner?

Mtscheeeew! Which backside?

This is stale nau

TDH

tchidi: Young man, I know u've never left dat small kauye in cameroon that u were birthed, and u probably can't read. Cos u've been posting rubbish for a while now.
Where did you read about Nigeria in that write up?

lmao... The groundnut boy is obsessed with Nigeria.

jhydebaba: I'm here for u single guy, wanna check me out

Gerrrat!
Don't go near her o.

Shugamania: What!!!!
U're married
And I took it all in..hook, line and sinker!!

Stay away from me!

*sob sob*
Luxanne!!!

I can explain dear Just listen to me this once

JuicyGee: Lyk criously?? Dis is duh 21st century.. U dnt expect me to leave ma houx nd com wash hips of clothes 4 a dude. I can do it once in a while, not dat it becomes a habit nd u keep storin dirty clothes coz u kw she will be comin by wk end 2 do de cleaning.

trust me, my clothes' hips don't lie

dont8: What do you mean, is Bance not from Esanland

hehehe... No. He is from your village

Maya2pretty: Hehehe

my interview babe don show how far?

Shugamania: See men and their scope..
Is that all
Na wetin we ask u be that?
Come back here and clear the air o

but seriously, why you go side another person over me?

em... About Idowu. You see, she em.... she is... *shows her wedding ring*

*pregnant silence*

but I still need some shuga in my life. Pls...

rossybell: I don hear ooooo , sheiii i ​hve modified it. I was hurrying to the church and needed to post my comment. No time for adjustments, Una kpele ​Ooº°˚

rossybell: Summary be say follow you heart ,let love lead the way and Pray always for your relationship. Shikenah !

em... Ok, but did you read the topic first?

Sparta oya score again

CFCfan: Sorry, I meant 2nd half.

Anyway, the game will go into Extra time if the score remains the same at the end of 90 mins.

I see S. Prague scoring a second away goal

rossybell: BB Ŋo dey shak me abeg ​Ooº°˚

ok, but some of us no fit read wetin you write nau.
I know you made plenty sense, but I couldn't see it... Literally.

Oya summarize

CFCfan: Nah. Chelsea will hammer Sparta in the 2nd leg.
I'm backing Mikel too score a brace, while Torres will nick a goal.

which 2nd leg?

Hmmm...

In other news, how come na Mukina dey always first shout goal for this viewing centre?

Except when Arsenal dey collect

ME : Wow! Mowgli/Tarzan come alive Wait, what if there is a real Shrek somewhere?

BANCE : *frowning* What are you driving at?

luxanne: am going to kill Oahray walahi

Shugamania: With u all d way sis..

Jeeez! Shuga you are with her all the way when she threatens to e-kill me?

wow...

Kai, na so woman dey take kpef person throway.
*hurt*

rossybell: Hmmmmmmm, ‎​I̶̲̥̅̊ ve been a passive reader of this thread . ‎​I̶̲̥̅̊ ll like †̥ say here that everyone ȋ̝̊̅§ entitled †̥ his or her own opinion, wat works Fό̲̣̣̣̥я̩ ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ might Ŋό̲̣̣̣̥t Fό̲̣̣̣̥я̩ Чø̲̣u̶̲̥̅̊ . ‎​I̶̲̥̅̊ just feel ders nofin wrong i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ helping out wit his chores even 7 days a week. It̶̲̥̅̊s all about d heart ,wen U̶̲̥̅̊ truly love a person U̶̲̥̅̊ can't help ßut̶̲̥̅̊ give give give it̶̲̥̅̊ could be i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ kind or cash. As Fό̲̣̣̣̥я̩ ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ ‎​I̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ό̲̣̣̣̥ everything Fό̲̣̣̣̥я̩ him because ‎​I̶̲̥̅̊ love him aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ he's worth everybit of it̶̲̥̅̊ . Marriage will come wen due .... Sorry lastly Prayer is D̶̲̥̅̊ key

Kai! BB still dey shack people like this? I no fit read wetin you write o, no vex.

Why do they keep calling things like this the will of God? If the lazy teacher had eaten at home before coming or at least gone to buy it herself, this wouldn't have happened.
Her dad should sue their asses!

dapachez: Federal staff school benin city
Emotan primary school benin city
Edo college benin city
University of benin, benin city

hahaha... You be guy and you go Emotan?