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Una gree leave this thread?

Lol... Another idea down the drain.
@op, sorry ehn

specialguest: Go get em from your mommy dear! Prep school is over. Thankx for sharing anyway !

You are welcome, but I still do not want to buy your buns

Maya2pretty: Creepy is d word 4 u, am just waitin 4 u to reveal urself, mummys baby

creepy? hehehe...
*sucking thumb* What does it even mean? I am no longer creeping o. Started walking now, and my mommy would soon wean me

specialguest: Oga i have a life outside nairaland that's why.. I only pop in when i am 'off' duty so abeg let me share your seat with you

Why are you trying to convince me na? Madam, I no wan buy buns
You can seat with me sha.

ItsModella: did she say she cannot wash clothes? oversabi

she didn't? Oh, yes, she didn't. But it's not my fault.
I heard Rafiki's voice in my head saying "look beyond what you can see".
*bows head in shame* I... I obeyed.

Maya2pretty: My sister ur head dey dere, me I have no brothers to rehearse wit sef and my dad sees it as bein too stressful 4 his girls, so u can imagine d shock and stress I passed thru dat day lol memories

Hmmm... *jotting salient points*
*thinking*
I know the name. I know the face. I know the family composition. I know she cannot wash clothes. I know... *voice trails off*

ItsModella: guys in the house? see as this babe don finish una

as in eh...

I want my mommy!

ItsModella: have you not seen pics of aki and his wife? dem no dey send o...that's how me and my booboo gon be like, just wait, we're gonna be a power couple

hehehe... True. The bf a burden, and the gf a weightlifter.
Some 'power couple'

specialguest: In the whole of this thread i only saw two men who were weaned off at the 'appropriate' time by their mamas. Acisosis and Cfcfan.. It seems most guys on nairaland were weaned off too early by their mamas hence their need for a replacement girlfriend.. They want to be bosom fed, spoon fed, bed fed, cleaned after, and probably given a lunch box to take to work everyday yet they dont want to get married. For your information guys those rights are solely reserved for the husbands..!

ok... You always come late to e-occassions. No seat for you jare

binger: eyaa...kpele oh. My day was made perfect by Barca's loss.
You will still be shocked again when Man U thumps Madrid outta d league.

Actually, I don't care much for Madrid. If Barca gets knocked out, I think an Italian side would likely win it (tipping Juve), or Madrid (I'd hate for that to happen).

ItsModella: hmm, I'm waiting for Jonathan's son to lose all that fat and develop some 6 packs...then we gon be an item

you forgot to add 6-inch stilettos to match your height
If anyone asks, say he is a crossdresser

Maya2pretty: But finally me I can't even wash men's clothes, damn! there hard, in my full life ave only done dat once, 4 my ex to show more wifey qualities and d pain on my knuckles made me vow neva to try it again. I fit wash singlets, hanky and boxers 4 u but dats how far I can go.

hehehe Make I pass your interview first if that vow no go break .

ItsModella: yes ke...you know how we do innit

Because you are Jonathan Jnr's babe, I'd reserve my Esan accent-laced comment

binger: Awwhray,greatest Esanic bushmeat...how paroles?

P.S-Remember what my siggy says

paroles have been milanized jare.
I no know why the thing dey pain me like this. Maybe it's the margin.

How your side?

ItsModella: ahn ahn na, me and Jona Jr? why? a whole Modella...I got better taste, you suppose know na...

you used a teary emoticon...lemme guess, the indomitable barca lost...kikikiki

Yeah
It's surreal.

ItsModella: you dey craze, innit?

Peckham accent

Maya2pretty: Lol, we no need learn am, e dey 4 blooddd

hmmm... Surprises. Ehen, the interview. Go and check

Caracta: @oahray, pele o. Come and lean on my shoulder. Lol

thank you dear.

*dressing up football gist to look like thread topic*
I kept hoping till the final whistle. So this is how it feels when the gf keeps washing her bf's clothes... washing... hoping... cooking... waiting for ring... washing some more while waiting... till the final whistle, and the guy just says it's over?

Life... *deep sigh*

ItsModella: what's up?

I'm good o.
Good to see Petunia again. Ur last update eh I did smell the rat too, but e no reach. This other one is more disturbing:
E b like say you use style like Jonathan Jnr

Maya2pretty: *passing bye sippin garri* mehn u guys r cwaziiiiiii lol #Threadclosed or is it? *evil grin*

dem don tish this gal badt thing

Caracta: Guy, that match was depressing jor. Wetin happen? Chei!

Uhmm... Well... Milan was the better team.
Sheet happens... *wiping tears*

This thread has been closed!

*thinking*
Chai! Barca... How come nau?

Damn!

It didn't work. You guys are boring. Lemme go watch Barca jare. My boys are losing *sadly looking at blue moon in the night sky*

ifihearam: woman wrapper you don get sense ni?
where you not the one who said it is not their responsibility yesterday ni?

get thee behind me!

kandiikane: Shattapu! You dey craze? Are you disabled?

Lazy girl, you better do what you were created to do It's a man's world, no let Beyonce deceive you o.

@modella and caracta, it's working

ItsModella: your siggy I can totally relate....

As in... The thing tire me. You'd see a video or article with title: "so-so-so prophesies so-so-so", and then it begins with 'if' and has so much 'might' in it

Smh @ these lazy girls on these thread. Don't you know it is your duty to clean your man's house? Woman was created to be man's helper

Lemme spice this thread up