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Caracta: lol...i didn't correct your shorthand. I threw your words back at you.

even when you know I'd make a very dry subject for a juicy gist?
Anyway Badosky say she get your file *fingers crossed*
scared yet?

Did she just correct my shorthand?
@caracta, you did nothing

Caracta: Join the viewing centre. Chill and enjoy the fun. This is nairaland. You don't need to explain further.

remind me to quote you when its ur turn

HumbledbYGrace: M so sorry u know how girls can get carried away...

Iv just blew my nose,breathed in and out m ok now

You dnt anyone an explanation jor. Just chill. Ppl wld get tired of the gist soon. It won't exactly be scandal material until you start explaining when its not necessary.
Care for some popcorn?

@nex, is entertainment restricted to Nigerian movies and music?
Abeg shift jawe.
Em... No ban me sha. Hi

Caracta: What? They choose to. Abeg free them.
Our girls are even trying, compared to the guys that cannot seal their lips.
Free them o. I can't waste my popcorn.

madam feminist na u sabi

You guys are wicked sha

Awwwwww

ijebabe: Hmmm, you are interesting, Who are you again?

U can call me human
what are you?

*in totally unrelated news*
hi

Redmosquito: Yall still here

black head, Dangote dey find im truck, you dey here dey find gossip!

Idowuogbo: E-toasting and offline encounters no b case?

spill gist jor

speedyboi: Both of you are still waiting....*idowu picks race* *oahray is forming kalo kalo...and he's beheaded*

*head easily grows back* See dis guy o. Na Edo boy you wan play rough play with? Wait for me *summoning the ancestor warriors*

Idowuogbo: *crying* d devil is liar o!

waaaat! Hope you are not referring to caracta

Hmmm... First potbellied uncle, den a stranger asking if am high, den doing d do with Glorified Tu... fake newbie.
*packing evidence into enevelope and mailing it to my Lawyer*

ItsModella: ^^LMAO!! Oahray, US? If I hear...

She no talk USA na I think Naija states are united a lil

@Florena na wrong source code be dat o.

speedyboi: Are you high?

yes, on the freshness of Idowu. You?

speedyboi: Idowu.....I can't believe you've been cheating!

who be dis?
*cockz gun*
Tresspass ast your own risk

Caracta: Hehehehehe
Oya now

Viewing this topic: Shollypopz(f), Promoe(m), acidosis™(m), speedyboi(m), alleviate2002us(m), 2sexy(m), Caracta(f), Oahray(m) and 1 guest(s)
em... Rain check. I dnt wanna give Eze free kissing tutorial.

Caracta: Never bring your personal business to nairaland. If you must 'do the do', keep it clean!

sowie, am out of 'GBAM' stickers. Would a kiss suffice?

2sexy: most girls are good at suppressing it.

I beg to differ bro. Gals are more emotional, buh they show it in ways different from the way a guy would. If that is what you mean by suppressing, ok

2sexy: One hard lesson Iearnt... never come nairaland to talk about your shiit and since, I have stopped. snoop around you will see one that does not, but has everyone's info on his/her finger tips. Therefore can use it against you and ridicule you shamefully.

A word is enough for the wise, even if it makes nairaland boring.

*decorating post with 'GBAM' stickers*

Idowuogbo: Haaaa! U can lie! Me dump u? U? U Oahray? Impossicant! *eyes wondering*

you don forget? U run follow person uncle

Idowuogbo: Na plantain I talk na!

*whispers*

Are we still e-dating?

You dump me last year na

2sexy: I mean the emotion thing na... cant you see that the ladies have stopped but our bros, acidosis is still making noise?

its an individual thing, not a guy thing. I know girls who would do the same or even worse.

2sexy: na so... From what I know women are much better in controlling stuffs like this. We men just have to learn to conrol ours.

huh?

Idowuogbo: Did wot?

the bolded part about bananas

Idowuogbo: Excuse me sir! I bought d damn bed u no?

E no mean. If you dash pikin toy car no be your own again.

Idowuogbo: MariaG, am in d gangster mood o! If u sef flex anyhow, na to reveal ur ****** runz. U think I no no? Bcus dem shame ****, u wan comot hand like say u no like d banana she? God save u o! Apparently, u smell nice.

she did?
Now this is getting interesting

Idowuogbo:
Go stock up on popcorn o!
Mon gbe ja wa! Omo to ba fe ya wo, a fi owo fo brain e mo le. My principles....

E don do na. Let the guy lay e bed as e want. No be u go sleep ontop

Idowuogbo: Follow me! If I yab, u shout OahrrayyyHurray!

bia, why you wan spoil my lappy business na? she wanna be a gossip, not a cheerleader. Sijo , no be so?

Sijo01: Make I close eye for where all those solders full...... you want make my lapi miss?

you carry lapi come gossip? shey na original one o. Oya kneel down and close ya eyes... We would take very good care of it and you while your eyes are closed

Sijo01: See them! na here all of una come hide......... oya make una induct me here, i wan belong.

Oya kneel down for centre and close your eyes first