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Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by Oahray: 1:33pm On Jan 04, 2013
Shollypopz: Yes oo, everyone is my bestfriend cheesy
co.ck crows lipsrsealed
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by Oahray: 1:32pm On Jan 04, 2013
Hehehehe... Drama toh bad. Abeg who get popcorn dia?
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by Oahray: 1:25pm On Jan 04, 2013
speedyboi: Who are these strangers? You get spare key ni? Abi how u take enter sef? undecided
Shey na ur thread be dis?
Thank God Nairaland is owned by Oluwaseun Osewa (© 2005 - 2013)
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by Oahray: 1:19pm On Jan 04, 2013
Redmosquito: i am now on mobile, and it aint cool, i will be back later. Dekluf! Dump the babe, love is a liability
Go update your story jor angry
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by Oahray: 1:15pm On Jan 04, 2013
Hehehehe grin grin grin somebody is good!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Anybody Here? by Oahray: 1:13pm On Jan 04, 2013
US? Who? huh
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by Oahray: 1:10pm On Jan 04, 2013
Idowuogbo: Alrite... Shows over!

Acid, zip it! I mean it now...
enemy of progress. Shey u no like as Ijebabe thread dey long dey go? tongue
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by Oahray: 1:09pm On Jan 04, 2013
[quote author=acidosis™]Thanks I did that long time ago..
that was after we lost contact on other media...
But what I don't understand is why are y'all blaming me? Begging her all day doesn't mean I'm at fault....some times I beg my offenders smiley[/quote]can I say something? No? I'd say something anyway. Give her her space, for the sake of ur dignity.
*steps back into viewing centre*
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 12:54pm On Jan 04, 2013
Dem dey gossip thread.
Entertainment › Re: Entertainment Lounge **Chat And Gossip Lovers** by Oahray: 12:53pm On Jan 04, 2013
Whaaaaaat! 55pages? Una like gossip o. Kai.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Anybody Here? by Oahray: 12:30pm On Jan 04, 2013
Florena: interestin......crushes kooo, crushes ni
See my NL crush haf come o cheesy cheesy Florena u jus scarce anyhow.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Oahray: 12:12pm On Jan 04, 2013
CFCfan: LMAO grin. For the umpteenth time, I did not swallow a calabash.

#OluremiTinubu2015
Hehehe... Dnt mind dem jor. Why would dey say u swallowed a calabash? But wait o, what did you swallow? grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Anybody Here? by Oahray: 12:09pm On Jan 04, 2013
lalaosky: na wa o...4 pages yet no crushes


romance section peeps too shy...na wa
If I write my NL crushes, this thread go enter 50pages o. Dem too many. Where I wan start from sef? huh
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Anybody Here? by Oahray: 11:43am On Jan 04, 2013
irpheezy: Junkie!!! Go and smoke S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ ur senses will come bak. Mumusquared
Attention seeker, come and take some spare attention and stop hating on peeps way ahead of you on life's ladder. You dnt even have someone crushing on you and you dey bad mouth person sweetie.
Am not saying you are ugly o, but e geh why you no gree put your pic grin
Literature › Re: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by Oahray: 11:30am On Jan 04, 2013
Hehehehehe... Your small black headt dia angry
Literature › Re: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by Oahray: 11:27am On Jan 04, 2013
Redmosquito: Madbullet wat?! shocked shocked shocked shocked
**Falls down from hellaplane** grin grin grin
That's what happens when a market woman is in charge of job interviews for lecturers grin grin
Only someone with flawed logic would accept that as an answer.
Literature › Re: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by Oahray: 11:23am On Jan 04, 2013
[quote author=mAd-BulleT]No, not at all..... This Q1 is the simplest question, maybe that's why it gives though time.... because, people alway fail simple questions.
Q1, is talking about living things. Now, this's it;
If a bird fly:- living things can fly.
Animals run:-living things can run.
Fishes swim:-living things can swim.
What do birds do? REMEMBER, ONLY ONE THING IS OMITTED IN THE CHARACTERS ON LIVING THINGS ABOVE, which is "walk".
ans:- BIRDS WALK!
Examples of walking birds:- Hen, Turkey, Ostrich, etc.
so living things can FLY, RUN, SWIM AND WALK.[/quote]now this is just dumb. A bird flies and birds walk? Seriously? So the first flying bird is not a hen, turkey or an ostrich, but the birds are? Oh boy... *face palm*
Some brain teaser it turned out to be. Copy n paste sensible brain teasers next time.
Literature › Re: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by Oahray: 11:17am On Jan 04, 2013
[quote author=Efemena_xy]Okay.

A bird is an animal, and from the original statement, animals run.

A fish swims, but it's also an animal too.

So therefore, a bird runs, flies and swims.

Either that or your original statements are wrong.[/quote]look at what you just said in a nutshell.
All fishes are animals. Some animals are fishes. All birds are animals.
Therefore some birds are fishes.
Lol. Seriously? Its not certain from the premise given.
Literature › Re: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by Oahray:
[quote author=mAd-BulleT]Please i'm no genius,... Ok?
But mind you, that Q1 seems to be your problem...
Stop saying the question is incorrect.
Just REMEMBER that, it's not all birds that fly....[/quote]Is it all animals that run? Do snails run? Are fishes not animals? Do they run? No let me vex o angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Are Heartless by Oahray: 9:18am On Jan 04, 2013
@op, women are heartless like your generalized, what do we call the men? S.tupid? Generalization sucks.
That is what happens when you try to lure gals with money. If a fish succeeds in eating a bait without getting caught, would it stay back to chat with the fisherman?
Try a different approach next time. When you make it seem money is all you have to offer, don't surprised when all the girl wants to do is eat the money.
That said, your girl is greedy and an ingrate.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ever Had A Crush On Anybody Here? by Oahray: 8:03am On Jan 04, 2013
xynerise: Tilapia is even gorgeous grin
grin
Literature › Re: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by Oahray: 11:17pm On Jan 03, 2013
Redmosquito: U sef wan form genius with such petty parody of a test. SMH undecided
lol... As if getting it automatically makes one a genius. I jus wan train myself jor. U know say I no sabi book like una.
Literature › Re: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by Oahray: 11:16pm On Jan 03, 2013
Am not sure question(1) can be further twisted into something that has nothing to do with grammar. A bird flies, animals run, fishes swim, birds fly.
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Literature › Re: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by Oahray: 11:11pm On Jan 03, 2013
Hehehe... The only other possibility I can think of is saying for question(3) the 'three' taken does not refer to apples, since it is not stated categorically. Lets say its the figure 3 or three of something else. Silly reasoning, but in that case the answer would be no apple (zero) with me.
Literature › Re: Brain Teaser (are You A Genius???) by Oahray: 9:27pm On Jan 03, 2013
(1) Dunno if its a typo on your part. It ought to to be a bird flies... Birds fly. (concord- subject/verb agreement)
(2) Put them all in one kettle and they would all get cooked in 5mins.
(3) three apples.
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Literature › Re: Moon Man by Oahray(op):
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I woke up feeling different. Our compound had changed too. I could not feel the soft rush of cool breeze on my face. All vegetation was gone, so was the fence, gate and even our house.

It didnt seem like our compound anymore. Maybe it wasnt.
The ground on which I lay felt different, somewhat rocky and cold. I sat up and looked around. Confusion settled fast. I had never been here before. Nowhere in Edo State, and I'm sure the whole of Nigeria looked this way, at least the places I had been to.

It was just a bare wasteland of grey rocks. Up above, there were no clouds, the sky was not azure, just pitch black with stars looking bigger and brighter than I had ever seen them.

No, it was not night, the sun was still out, perching at the horizon, brighter than before but not nearly as hot. Or was it because I could not feel? It was a dream, I was sure, still I was about to pinch myself to confirm.

"Greetings human"

Startled, I jumped up from where I sat and shot right into the air. Instead of landing back to the ground, I floated in the air.
Reality was starting to kick in. The blue light. My screams. The flash. What happened? Where am I?

The voice. I looked around from my unstable perch in mid air. What suspended me this way? My feet searched for the ground while my eyes searched for the one who had spoken.

It was clear and unmistakable. Someone had talked to me, and in a funny accent I had never heard before. He has said 'human' like it was 'who-mann'.

"Who...who is that?"
I had intended to sound very masculine and intimidating, instead all I heard was a quaky voice, barely louder than a whisper.
There was no answer. I reapeated my question. It was louder this time.

"You cannot see us with eyes unopened. You have not mastered your aura"

Aura? What is this one saying?
As if reading my thoughts, the voice continued.
"There are many things you must yet learn, things you cannot be taught"

"Whaaaaaaat! How am I supposed to learn what I cannot see" I fumed.

Just then something began to glow and whatever it was suspending me in the air dropped me gently on my knees with my face to the ground. Eyes shut I felt energy surge within me. It was not the frustration-birthed rage I felt inside. It was nothing like I had felt before.

I opened my eyes. The ground beneath me reflected some sort of glow. It was no from a something.
It was from me!

Slowly, I rose up, careful not to float in the air this time. It was easy. Every part of me was aglow, brilliant blue like that ball of light.

Once on my feet I looked around. That was when I saw them...
Christianity Etc › Re: Ban Religion For Africa To Move Forward... by Oahray: 3:51pm On Jan 03, 2013
Logicboy03: Can everybody see what Anony is doing? Reducing christianity to the teachings of christ only.


Can I visit you in oxford to burn the old testament part of your bible? grin grin grin
Christianity centres around Christ, and is different from Judaism. For example:
The Old testament said 'an eye for an eye', Jesus said 'love your enemies'.
How are they the same? Would you call a person practicing Judaism a Christian cos he holds parts of the Old Testament as sacred?
Use ur head jawe. If na to build full creature from a single tooth, e no dey hard una. But logical reasoning... lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: Ban Religion For Africa To Move Forward... by Oahray: 3:44pm On Jan 03, 2013
Logicboy03: That is one of the worst quotes of Francis Bacon; it is wrong, bigoted and arrogant.
...says someone who has made no noteworthy contribution whatsoever to science grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Eminem Becomes A Born Again Christian by Oahray: 3:38pm On Jan 03, 2013
killuminati: he shld just retire and ask for forgiveness. There's notin recovery abt him till now jorrr! The guy is still dope mane..
what makes you feel you are more righteous than Eminem is?
Sports › Re: Do You Understand That Sports In And Soccer In Particular Are Mind Kontrol? by Oahray: 3:35pm On Jan 03, 2013
julius2825: i am just tensed,when i see someone trying to make right sense,and some other people trying to die it off,later we would say we have problem,why not embrace the poster,even if he is arriving at stupidity,creat space and crave to his indulgence that he or she is wrong,in that manner,lesson would be learnt both by the poster and people of the forum.
in other words for first discriminating the prospect of the poster,condemning it letting every one forget about his prospect.ignorance has to by all means stop in this community and great nation
so watching football being the cause of Nigeria's problems makes sense to you? Like minds think alike.
Why is Germany not under-developed? Or Japan, or England, or Spain, or France, or USA, or Korea, or China... These people excel in sports much more than our Naija. Yet they are more developed.
Football is not as big a problem as religious fanaticism. Remove religious intolerance and tribalism, and two of Nigeria's biggest problems would have been solved.
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Who's Neҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳt?◄╝ by Oahray: 1:30pm On Jan 03, 2013
Co.. Co... Concrete fail tongue
fairygeh/jhyde/beync

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