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Fvcking world refuses to end. I know those mayans ran out of space to continue their calendar.

lalaosky: Oahray, you are rejoicing cos they gave you weaklings(ac milan) to batter right?

who crowned ac milan weaklings? By the way, e get who no be weakling where Barca dey? Na only r.madrid dey try small. Abeg park well jawe, e b like say u be man utd or arsenal fan

tchidi: Tortie, the Librarian has summoned you and some other SARTians to come and explain to the castle why u have been absent!

hehe... I was there before na. I spoke.

Hornipipe you be coded guy
you kno wassup

Ijebabe na wa for you o. Shey you be big brother wey dey watch?

I don follow that thread sharpaly!

John the Baptist hehehe... ItsModella no mind dem jawe.

Hahaha... Ijebabe na case

Samchelsea: who does the English man work for is it not UEFA? And can u Ignore ur BOSS instruction just to favour ur people? The answer is NO

Conspiracy theorist. Tell me, was UEFA the reason chelsea got thrashed by Athletico Madrid in the UEFA super cup?
Was UEFA the reason why Chelsea could not qualify into the knockout round and are now in the Europa league?

Since UEFA is responsible for everything, did you thank UEFA for helping Chelsea win last season?
Who no good no good. UEFA isnt the problem.

Platini had no effect on the draws. Even goal.com had a mock draw and got the same results. Its a matter of following the rules and some luck.
Its funny some peeps talk about rotation. Did you start watching football last weekend? How was rotation responsible for Chelsea's win last season? How come Barca won it twice in three years too?

Use your head jawe! Na if your team no good reach, you go blame draws.
A bad writer always complains about his pen.

Samchelsea: it is true go to goal.com and check yesterday's stories u'll see it dia

Goal.com did a mock draw like they always do with the same rules UEFA uses. The circumstances in this year's qualification reduces the possible permutations.
In any case it was luck.
Did you not watch the draws live? It was drawn by an 'englishman'. So if u think UEFA are anti-epl, blame your 'englishman'.

goodysavvy: Please who knows why united couldn't be drawn with milan??

lemme explain... The group winners are seeded teams, runners-up are unseeded.

Seeded: PSG, Schalke, Malaga, Borussia Dortmund, Juventus, Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Manchester United.

Unseeded: Porto, Arsenal, Milan, Real Madrid, Shakhtar Donetsk, Valencia, Celtic, Galatasaray.

Rules:
-A seeded team must be paired with an unseeded team.
-Two teams from the same league cannot meet.
-Two teams that finished from the same group cannot meet.

How the draws happened.
At the time milan was picked, the following teams had already been drawn in this order:
Galatasaray v Schalke.
Celtic v Juventus.
Arsenal vs Bayern Munich.
Shakhtar Donetsk v Borussia Dortmund.

So when it was milan's turn, we have only Barca, Man utd, PSG and Malaga as the seeded teams (group winners).
The other unseeded teams were porto, valencia and Madrid.

Remember Malaga were the group winners from Milan's group, so they cannot be paired.

If you pair milan and PSG, that leaves just man-utd as the only possible options for both madrid and valencia.

If you pair milan and man utd, that leaves PSG as the only possible options for both madrid and valencia.
So the only club that could be paired with milan was barca

the remaining pairing happened in this order:
Real Madrid v Manchester United.
Valencia v Paris Saint-Germain
Porto v Malaga

hope you got it. Cheers!

binger: Good analysis...its true Hala madrid are more of fighters in the field...but,that is the weakness they have. They don't calm down to play soccer.MAN U will take advantage of that.

e go hard o, unless, man utd can break down madrid with accurate passes the way barca does, exploit set-pieces and still abosorb counterattacks. They need another 'scholes' in that midfield.
With la liga far from their reach plus a 10year UCL trophy drought, dey would be a wounded lion.
If they can beat my barca, they can beat anyone well.

binger: SERIOUSLY?!! Its gonna be an epic field battle...something tells me Man u will trash them out of d league...

Its cos u r a man utd fan jor. I think Mourinho and madrid are best motivated by fear of failure. Them go kill themselves for field. See the way they overturned barca's super copa win.
Man utd has van persie now. That's a big plus for them.

Goldieluks: You should have knew that by now, that its not all about looks.
But what you possess upstairs. Goes for both male and female.

Oya it haf do. Lets talk football. I no wan hear say u no like ball o

Oh boy see champions' league draw

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Noted. But small yab dey inside dis ur talk sha[/quote]lol... Leave am. I see am, she say I sabi talk lie . I go catch am anoda day na.

*yawn*

Idowuogbo: No it's luff

hehehe... No mind my wrong spelling jawe

[quote author=uj_sizzle]e dey as e dey.
Wetin u bn wan reply?
I was waiting for Killz to lock that topic lastnyt but apparently he was enjoying himself way too much to do it.[/quote]Nice thing I no fit reply sha had already typed it. Dnt wanna derail the derailer's thread with it.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]hehehe when u turn YesMan na? [/quote]Its love jawe

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Oahray wassup?[/quote]fine o. Was about replying your post when they locked the thread.
How market?

They gathered to advise initially, and decided to take the battle to her when she turned on them, calling them names for not telling her what she wants to hear.

He who refrains from being honest to a friend just so she doesnt get upset, is the biggest asslicker there is.

Idowuogbo: Morning....

how body?

Gimme 2likes if you think our Idowuogbo dey carry the matter for head .

freecocoa: Here I was writing epistle thinking say the babe don dey even learn .

This one pass me I swear, I give up .

hehehe... Na prayer things now o. With God ALL things are possible.

What happens when he stops being so loaded? You think life is a romantic barbie movie? Mtscheeew!
*adding some more fuel to fire*

If my fiancée posts this a day to our wedding, I would definitely break up with her.
How can you be so materialistic? Jeeez!
*pausing to sip some more alomo*

sexkillz: [color=#000030]The "likers" association of Nairaland is on this thread i see. . . Hmm.
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Nah, they are just making so much sense.

freecocoa: Thanks but I'm taken.

Ok, I'd wait for your first daughter then.
You too mush!
Make sure you pass your brains in your genes o.

@topic... E don do, she doesnt want opposing views. Who get nail polish here? Wanna polish her ego and make me her best friend