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@freecocoa, u jus dey make plenty sense since beginning of this thread.
Will u marwie me?

If na my babe open this thread, I go don dey consider breakup after going through it.
Ok, I won't, cos I didnt formally ask her out in the first place.
*sipping some more alomo*

*sipping alomo and watching*

ifyebere: @Oahray which people knows d bible, I can see u're a JW. But do JW win souls for christ, I pity u people lot has defellowshiped not because they've known d truth, but could sit nd reason, studied d bible well nd they've been able to come to a concluision dat dis JW re nofin but deceite. An ex JW said dis.

Lol. Defending them means am one? Funny narrow mindedness.
Contrary to ur claim, JWs get disfellowshipped for stubbornly disregarding bible principles. How many churches do that? These peeps opened my eyes to the Bible.
Keep up your self righteousness man. If you wish, keep hating on them. Doesnt change the fact that they are some of the nicest people I'v ever met.
BTW, why did you fall in love with a 'deceitful occultic member'? Blindness or stupidity?

Tgirl4real: HUMBLEBYGRACE


https://www.nairaland.com/1083598/knowing-nairalanders-better-interviews/2#13457575

hmmm... This babe talks this much?
nice epistle

Idowuogbo: Oahray!

good morning babe

Redmosquito:

claps mosquito

You sef sabi chimmamanda speech? Holy moloney

Dayuuum! See happening thread o.
*pitching tent*

Vanneni: She appears to be a she.

lol. Then I am a mother of three

Vanneni: ! I meant at yaba psychia.... My aunt works there and you were one of the patients. You certainly wount remember me.

hahahaha... Kai

Vanneni: I love you pumkin.

I love you cupcake

Double post

Redmosquito: You really believe him?! Vanneni why?! After all I was willing to do for you!

I am willing to do more than that. Who would catch the 2nd grenade for her after u'v caught the first?

Vanneni: Pink all over from blushing too heavily. . *kisses him and looks at Amos*

Vanneni: oops! So I've been dealing with a luggage or something of the sort.

Am actually chatting from the future. Shortly after the world ends... Automated wheelbarrows replaced cars as a major means of transportation.

Redmosquito: me?! Calm down?! Do you now how rare Vanneni's breed is?
***Starts invoking the gods***

one bottle of alomo and two virgin lizards should be enof to appease them.
The lady stays with me. She is too priceless to trust u with

Vanneni: With a wrong answer.

its correct jor. I showed all workings too.

Vanneni: Yes.

*falls off wheelbarrow*

Redmosquito: Heh! Which kain tory be dat wan? Abi I resemble mumu?!

Calm down jor. Person no dey play with u again? No provoke me o

Vanneni: I was referring to your switching between whatsap n NL

and I answered it

Vanneni: No it's not so. I told you I was coming to take you out this evening, remember?

oh oh... Yes dear. A night of bliss... Just the two of us

Vanneni: ! Wasn't refering to marriage o! Joor o.

Its only in marriage and prison that options would cease na.
Ok they are even the same thing.

Redmosquito: You wan dey play me and Oahray!
***Dusts calabash!!***

lol... Na prayer meeting jawe. We be brother and sister in the lord.
Abi sista Vanneni no be so?

Yes.
Wish NL had an app version. E for tight die!

Redmosquito: **Speaking extremely slowly now*****
Are you on whatsapp?

*gulps* em... Whats app?

Vanneni: chose ye this day whom you will follow for a time cometh when there shall be no more choices.

lol. Marriage is still far

Redmosquito: You on whatsapp?!

huh?

Shuttling between nairaland and whatsapp on this fone is not funny at all