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[quote author=gree-die]really?[/quote]you dey mind am?

Redmosquito: May Amadioha Break the yoke of poverty in ur life. Say amen!

lol. Unlike you, I am quite honest. Oya wear your glases and see WAS not AM

[quote author=gree-die]im deconfirming it

oahray,wts ur source?[/quote]sometime ago, I was a 2go freak. A big reason was a friend in madonna, elele campus in ph. She used to tell gist me many things about her school and how much she hated it. The pass, account, the medicine accreditation and many more stuff.

[quote author=gree-die]lol.... i love dat series die

after 2 bottles... u should thank me,u almost fell from d 9th floor! thankfully,my powers r still intact[/quote]bottles? powers?
Did I hit my head and lose memory?

Madonna does the account thing, courtesy Rev.Fr Edeh. Dunno abt oda schools.

Vanneni: Same with Bowen. If they allow cameras,cam coders and laptops with webcam why would they not allow camera phones

*whistling to the tune of 'if you ask me, na who I go ask?'*

[quote author=gree-die]dat u broke d rules of d fraternity [/quote]lol... *gathers pieces of broken rule*
sowie, the sleep walk. When did this happen?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]really? The next time i strap u we gon' use blindfold and a whip [/quote]see this dominatrix o. Fetish much? I like being in charge sowie.

ItsModella: well, their terms and conditions are total, absolute and bloody rubbish.


Why I go kneel down? as a uni student? because of wetin? shior!!

There is this one, Babcock university. They once seized my friend's phone cos she was pressing it in the chapel. She had to pay a fine to claim it afterwards.
Most of these people are kids from overly religious homes forced to go by their parents. Their parents believe their kids would get corrupt in other schools.

Redmosquito: My guy snuck out to come greet us. He went back to the uni and had to come back to our hostel to sleep! The guy dey fear them uni guys! He called them a particular name, like school army or something like dat. Like seriously, a uni where dey monitor u 24/7, and then ban gf. How will I survive?

lol. Like say you get gf for real life.

[quote author=gree-die]HELP HELP... UJU WANTS TO KILL ME O[/quote]wait I'm coming! *polishing armour*

ItsModella: Madonna where e be say dem dey punish the students...#spits...tufia!!

He who plays the piper dictates the tune dear. Every business has terms and conditions.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]*unstraps oahray from bed*
hope u satisfied now?
*watches him stagger*
*evil smile*[/quote]Am so gonna tell my mommy you used straps on me on a bed

[quote author=gree-die]it means.....[/quote]no not take off...
e no fit that context.
Oh, you never even talk am.

It means what?

Covenent uni no bad na. Besides the fact that you can easily get dismissed or suspended, even in finals and you get monitored alot and you have to attend chapel.
Buh e still beta pass madonna uni where they banned camera fones.

Vanneni: Mba no.

hehehe... Somebody is scared

[quote author=gree-die]see ya head u no no wetin be yawo? [/quote]no ma'am
*innocent smile*
*shoots warning glare at every crow nearby*
*resumes innocent smile*

Redmosquito: Yes ooo! Gree-die shey u wan blind?! If u try look Amoeba too much , u fit blind na!

lol... Shey lalaosky and ikekings (currently watching) don dey give you tutorials?

[quote author=gree-die]i do.. i don see am korokoro [/quote]see wetin? Abeg e get why we no fit look sun. Shey you wan blind?

[quote author=gree-die]u did me yawo shey u knw[/quote]how?
when?
where?
wait, what is yawo?

Vanneni: Obgeni I'm too sure..

hehehe... Oya na. Just quote that post and type 'amen'.

Redmosquito: Nothing?! Oahray so she knows how small u are in that place!

hahaha... Dis mosquito haf madt!
I have no idea what you are talking about o.

[quote author=gree-die]na lyk dis dem dey greet person 4ur villa?[/quote]em... Actually no We just stare blankly at anybody who tells us 'hi'.
Dem ban the tonto dikeh song for our villa na.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]*straps him to a bed and inserts an IV drip*[/quote]hunger and bed? How dem take relate?
*slow realization*
Not that kind hunger jor. I want food, pounded yam with plenty bush meat.

Vanneni: God doesn't answer those kind of prayers. So there's no need saying Amen.

Oya shry it na.
Say amen if you doubt it

Redmosquito: It took me up to 5 tries! But I didnt give up

ha!
*long drag on burning roll*
*sips alomo*
I have a dream...
*sip*
that one day...
*pause for effect*
one day...
People will chat using gif only.
I have a dream...
That one day
people on etisalat free 15mb would abandon nairaland.
I have a dream today!

[quote author=gree-die]HI[/quote]halo

Vanneni: Do mosquitoes eat biscuites

You dis gal wey dey hide from chapel... Next time you try it, you will be on NL and you will laugh out loud and get caught
say amen!

[quote author=uj_sizzle]*brings out chloroquin shots*
y'all are beginning to act like u got chronic malaria[/quote]Its hunger... *dizzy*

mikeapollo: People can be very dumb!

Cant you see that the prophecies are like alerts/warnings for people to take appropriate steps, prayers etc to avoid it? Do you prefer nobody sees anything, yet we have people who call themselves men of God?

What steps did the people/govts concerned take to avert the warnings?

Whenever TB gives a prophecy, he asks the nation/world to join him in prayers to God, because he alone cannot avert it! Do you people bother to join him in prayers? All you do is follow fashion and EPL stories.

This man has been saying these things because he feels concerned and wants the nation to do something to avert these dangers, but no one listens.....and you still blame the person who wants his people of impending dangers in order to make them take steps to avert.

Are you blaming TB Joshua for your deaf ears or what?

Tell me mr, why is it videos of his 'prophecies' only get uploaded by his 'emanueltv' after the event he supposedly prophesied has past? They usually have titles beginning with 'TB Joshua predicted...'

Remember the uefa champions' league final prediction of a goal by a bald-headed bayern player in the first half? He said it in denial of reports that he said chelsea would win.
Well, there was no goal in the first half and Chelsea won.
I know you guys would quickly say prayers changed it. If a goal had come even if not thru a bald-headed man, they would have edited a video titled 'TB Joshua predicted champions' league goal'. Its a win-win situation for him.

If they are half as much concerned with averting it as much as they are concerned with claiming the glory, why do they not zealously spread news of prophecy yet to happen so people who do not watch his tv would hear in much the same way they spread videos of supposedly fulfilled predictions?

Why do they edit videos? An instance is the video they claimed was a prophecy of the colorado shooting. See this thread for details:
https://www.nairaland.com/996398/tb-joshua-edited-colorado-video
watch the videos in that thread and come to your own conclusion.

Input: This is what happens in real life not in NL.

*face palm*
*sigh* and I thought everyone would get my point.


@OP, those days guys did not go about wooing just about anything in skirt. He usually observed for sometime before making a move. These days, guys collect random numbers (like the OP and some other hor.ny lil boys).

Yet you complain about girls, as if you are any better.

You attract what you deserve man!