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Hahahaha.... Kai. Una funny doi! @tchidi, thanks for the compliments jare. U know say u be my personal person na. I dnt want u to be my Rachael Be my tchidi, she is more special.Meet Idowu, aka badosky, the baddest, razzest babe on nairaland. Dnt mind the fronting o. She's another smart alec. ![]() |
[quote author=acidosis™]Your lousy and stupi.d display of madness is getting out of hand. Work on it or perish![/quote]bros chill na ![]() |
xynerise: When you guys are done arguing, let me know. No one will stop me from buying a cow this christmas for the next family reunion. If Christmas makes some families, friends and foes to unite, then I see nothing wrong with it.maybe so, just dnt try to paint it a christian stuff. Its a secular holiday and even some atheists celebrate it. |
wayne4loan: . Let's just leave it this way ...kid believe in super hero, santa is a super hero that emerge during the christmas season.#smh. Its different when we tell them its a celebration of christ, tell them God hates lies, then turn around and teach them to believe lies and spread it. Makes no bit of sense. |
wayne4loan: Stanta is just to add spice to christmas, by the wayYeah, ryt! How about the lies told kids that Santa is real? What of the custumes and disguises meant to deceive? Lying is lying. On a supposed birthday of Jesus for that matter. |
Christmas is as pagan as can be, and Santa (not Jesus) is the official face of Christmas. So also is the tree and other stuff. These things are related to christmas just as easter bunny and eggs are related to easter. However all these things have nothing to do with Christ. Of course fans of these celebrations would say what matters is the state of your heart and how you celebrate it. Doesnt it remind you of the Israelites making a golden calf as a representative of God and planning to celebrate a festival to God? Christianizing a pagan festival doesnt make it truly Christian. Celebrating it with a pure heart doesnt guarantee God's approval either. |
[quote author=Maria-G]lol, not always true sha....looking at it from the other side, arent you someone's son?[/quote]Yep, and neither of them have a nairaland account. Ur turn. Are you someone's mom? |
lalaosky: OAHRAY:i never noticed this funny,intelligent,fantastic,cheerfull dude that always put smiles on people's faces till the last wooing competition.together with redmossy, they made what was a bit boring thread, FUN.i was laughing all through and i was so discombobulated by his love lines to idowu, that i had to save it in my diary.absolutely brilliant!!.he is also good with words.knows when to activate his bad and good mood.i love the way he speaks his mind and how also fought for livialives and florena at the MRS NL thread.nice lad.i respect him a lotGeeee! That's so... em... Thanks mahn! |
binger: dunno really.perhaps,i've unintentionally grown fond of u to the extent that what u say matters?hehehe... Fast guy no be thief. Carry go jor. Nothing does you. |
[quote author=Maria-G]hahahaha, you've got jokes, son.[/quote]son?? you better be up to 40 |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]Oahray. [s]Never noticed him till he crashed Chat Central[/s]. Easy going, fun, tease, and knows how to woo his girl. Me likey .[/quote]praaaaaaise thy Loooord!Someone just said something positive about me. ![]() May your best eggs be the ones to hatch. May sexkillz never see you when he is looking for someone to ban... *voice trails off* |
[quote author=Maria-G]lol, not to worry.... I am a peaceful person...dont mind Banger..or is it Binger? *what a name*[/quote]Alright, noted. You guys shld just kiss and make up. If you dnt like his lips, mine's very much available. |
bennyraz: but the ladies in Nigeriahahaha ![]() |
lalaosky: i dont need to open another account.that ish is effn stressfull jorI said it... Lazy boy ![]() |
slimyem: ....and btw,this thread was opened abt and around five hrs ago and is still at page 9..that is to say this men's version is dry..!!FAIL! That is to say, your likes have not derailed it yet. ![]() |
binger: Hahahaha...dude,u don dey smoke too much these daysinspiration tinz o. This one na quality. You want some? *offers him a wrap* |
tijehi: @ poster.hehe... See my sista ooooo. Thanks. |
[quote author=Maria-G]maria arent vexing...she is just discussing[/quote]ah! If that is discussion, what happens when you actually get vexed *imagines it, swallows hard* Abeg, chill o, nairaland na... *whispers* na... no man's land. Hope seun doesnt see this sha. |
ikekings: Lol.. I lied... Check my profile now and see the real ikekings...lie-er lie-er pantz on fie-er! Wait o, you luk familiar. You get shop for Aba? |
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmm, goes back to make sure that I voted for President kayemjay[/quote]you kidding, ryt? ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-G]and in all your posts, you have always been modest? Talking about kettle calling pot black....if you arent innocent of your statement, I wonder why you casting your stone at me....or did you repent today?[/quote]hmmm... Dis babe is vexing o. Wats d mara? |
lalaosky: i'm not lieing.got nothing on him.i even voted him.someone pointed that out.ask ileke ide,slimyem and itsmodellaTrue that. That's y I didnt vote him this time. |
ejifranks: IMAGINE I WAS ELIMINATED YESTADAY BECAUS OF MOST OF THIS PICS I SEE HERE.LMAO. Anyway that one sha. i vote moon raker group 1 .more votes aheadyour pic is photoshopped. Nairalanders are smarter than you think. Photoshop aside, it wasnt good enough to make it. Accept it in good faith bro. |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Nothing like suffer. You commit, you do the time. Best not to commit.I understand that, totally. But it is possible for you to make a mistake and ban unfairly. The many people complaining cannot all be wrong. |
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]How in da hell did some of these boys make it to the second round? Why are you nlers voting on personality? This is a handsome contest, dammit! [/quote]It cannot be totally based on looks and you know that. If the most handsome dude bears 'naija hater', would you still vote him?I wouldnt. He would be a bad image of nairaland. |
grp1- pc guru, nutty_hnic grp2- follypimpi, kayemjay grp3- jnr prof, obinoscopy grp4- fashaldrin grp5- dopeJemi grp6- ozone grp7- lalaosky, mskata grp8- lucenzo, jojo armani grp9- freshdude, zogon grp10- 2legit2qwt, duke_nija |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]sexdntkillz has been banned for impersonating lalaoskyhahahaha ![]() Nairalanders haf suffered in the hands of sexkillz. Mine was deserved sha. |
Chynx: I'm not concerned about the Catholic or Protestant thingy but my point is that a change in religious standing could really affect one's performance positively or negatively. She cold be correct.True she coUld be a bit correct. But it could also have resulted directly from other things. Isnt it possible she troubled him over his religion change? She already sounds like someone who colud do that. There is much more to these kind of stories than what makes the news. |
Hmmm... Good to know religious fanatics are not all Nigerians. If she does have a point, its a vewi vewi tiny one. The concentration part. |
* * * * * * * * * * I pulled up my socks after adjusting my shinguard. The match ended 1-1 at full time. I had scored the goal that kept alive our hope of winning the cup. Fifteen minutes quickly passed and the first half of extra time faded into history. It was a tough match, but who expected to see Nigeria in the Worldcup finals battling it out with Brazil? I adjusted the captain's armband on my left arm and struck a confident pose. I knew my friends would be watching, the world was watching on coloured television. She was watching. The 2nd half soon began. Ugo passed the ball to Osaze, and the match continued. We had all made the Nigerian National team, my playmates and I, and I was the captain. We passed, chased, tackled, defended, attacked and counter attacked. Time ticked on. An official raised his board. We had three minutes left before we proceeded with penalties. I glanced at the crowd of spectators. I saw her. She held a green and white banner with my face on it and calmly waved it. She was all smiles. She knew we would win. She believed in me. That was all I needed. I received the ball from Osaze, and made a quick one-two with Ugo. I charged at my opponents, mesmerising them with some elegant footwork. I beat the first, then the second, made light meal of the next three and found myself face to face with the goal keeper. He rushed at me. I quickly rolled the ball past him. For a moment, time stood still as we all watched the ball make its way slowly toward the right post. I had lost my balance when I played it, the keeper lay helpless, a few feet from me, watching the ball continue on its path. It struck the post and rolled past the goal line into the net. The stadium exploded! I looked at her direction again, she was on her feet jumping up and waving the banner with renewed zest. We had done it! I lay on the grass and my teamates lay on top of me. Eyes closed, I tried to preserve the image of her waving my picture. She loved me. The weight of my team mates was starting to make me uncomfortable, and though it didnt rain, my shorts had started to absorb moisture from the grass. I tried to move. My eyes snapped open. The 60watt electric bulb hanging down the centre of the ceiling was lit. Akhere was scared of the dark and always insisted on sleeping with the light on. I had since gotten used to it. Odion had his hand resting on my face and his left leg weighed down on my legs. I pushed him off and got up from the bed I shared with my brothers. My side of the bed was wet with his urine and my shorts had absorbed alot of it. On the other end of the bed Akhere slept on, unperturbed by the growing patch of wetness on the bed. I looked at Odion and my resentment grew. This was not the first time I had dreamt about football, or Rachael, but it was the first time she didnt hold my hands or give me a kiss on my cheeks. I slapped the twins hard on their thighs till they both were awake and told them to go urinate. I had forgotten to do that earlier and paid the price. I changed my shorts and left for the sitting room. Mama would understand. She would not fail to take the mattress out in the sun tomorrow. We had two long sofas in the sitting room. I lay on the longer one. It was unnecessary, since I was still far from being tall enough to fill either of them. I sighed and wished I could continue the dream. The clock ticked on and Rachael lingered in my thoughts. From the eyes that just seemed to charm me when she looked at me, to the hair she usually braided 'all-back', to her smile... Since the first time I saw her, the day they moved into the neighbourhood, I had felt drawn by an inexplicable force to her. She was six years my senior and lived next door with her grandma. They quickly bonded with my family and at times she spent several hours in our house, or mama's shop gisting with mama, or playing with us and carrying Ehi about. I had always been shy around her, stealing glances when I thought she was not looking. I shifted uncomfortably on the sofa. It was a monday morning, a few hours from another day at school. My thoughts went back to Rachael. Maybe someday, my dream would come true. Someday she would hold my hands the way she did in my dreams and kiss my cheeks. I sighed again and pictured the both of us together some more, till my thoughts merged seamlessly with unconsciousness. * * * * * * * * * * |
[quote author=X-Boy]seee ur head! Na now u come dey feel bad abi! when u dey r@pe the thread u no know abi[/quote]e dey sweet dat time ![]() |
[quote author=X-Boy]e no long sef! [/quote]abeg eee. Buh I feel bad abt ruining the thread sha. I really deserved the ban. I was a major derailer. ![]() |
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Be my tchidi, she is more special.


Thanks mahn!