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harkingthomydey: no vex bro, na only for ugly Brain u go hear say " no beautifull" guy dey here.

Na truth you talk, but no take style yab my florena make I no come vex for you . That right is exclusively mine
BTW, literally, na ugly (rough) brains dey know book pass, shey you know

Florena: if no be say u be my own ni, i for slap u there?
Anyway make una speed up

*shocked* dis babe haf geh mind o. Who did this to you?
Its slow cos the nominees are too damn much. Its hectic compiling the list. At least that's how ogugua and co made it seem.

Florena: sorry if dat hurt u so much, u knw d reason why miss NL is so fast, because we re bold, and confident in our beauty, ok look @ it dis way, did u see any contestant that has k-leg or any contestant dat is extremly short or nt beautiful?, NL guys re nt fit 2 be models just a few of dem.........
Even sexkillz is not ''beautiful''..........

Shawarp jawe. Whoosh kine confident una confident? 54 female nominees, 80 males. U fine pass anybody for here? Make I see you talk anyhow here again.

Vanneni: hmmm you............

she got the colouring right this time. Time to release you from the newbie barn.

dopeJemi:

*FalLs 4rm skyscraper*


U know dats not true

He likes girls alot, though he would rather quit nairaland than admit it.

em sowie, Nairaland turned the dope to drugs . Lemme edit.

[quote author=uj_sizzle] [/quote]Oya, tell me, biko

sexkillz: [color=#000030]*I don die o*


#team lucenzo in advance. I know say we go soon decamp come your team. . .
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*faints*

@Ogugua, abeg, if my name is there, by omission of my refusal (on your part), or by commission on the part of some people bent on setting me up, abeg remove it.

Ayam coming lemme visit google translate to see if I can present you the igbo version of the above

dopeJemi
*sighs* If there is one dude I'd love to flog, its this guy. He is sooooo obsessed with swag and struggles almost too hard to paint a 'fine-boy' image of himself. He complains alot with made-up tales of gals giving him too much attention, in a way that shows he actually craves such attention.
He likes girls alot, though he would rather quit nairaland than admit it.
He has a knack for talking too much about himself.
He's got a crush on ItsModella.

Redmosquito: [size=13pt]How many of you guyz are on facebook?! I am sure you must have seen these posts where the ask you to pray to comment in other to save someones life! The pic of a sick person, most commonly kids is used! Am I right?[/size]

*enters fanatical mode*
Every evil spirit of derailing on this thread...
Die by fire!
Die by fire!
By fire!
By fire!
By fire!
*continues chanting*

Would post others later. The few I know.

190: Yo u might wanna ask uj-sizzle what she thinks about vanneni's usage of the word BARN

Roger that

Bennyrazz :
This guy is totally funny, smart and a sucker for details.
However he gets moved by emotions sometimes, almost in the same way a woman does. On such occassions, he could make insensitive comments, and he isnt very good with apologies either.

Ikekings :
An omo-naija to the core. He has this gift of seeing the humour in most things. This guy spends most of his time laughing on nairaland (check his posts if you doubt me) when he is not fraternizing with the ladies.
Very friendly and warm hearted.

ItsModella :
By far the friendliest in their gang of three. She would rather not post if Nairaland removes the green font option.
She uses the 'f' word quite generously when she gets really pissed, which isnt very often compared to her two friends.
She is very sensitive and feels more at home when her friends are there with her.

AbiL :
This babe is an e-fight black belter. With an acid tongue (or is it fingers?), she would never shy away from an e-fight meant for her. She is one of the pillars in the campaign against sexkillz and could be really funny while at it.
From her posts, she has temper issues and a bit obsessed with her looks (although she would never admit it).
She is smart and would never hesitate to shove her doctorate program in your face just to prove it.

ikekings: Hahahaha na your type dey get mumu button... ...

hehehehe

Shollypopz :
Very smart girl, and the natural leader of her gang (yeah, that's what I like to call it). Earned herself the reputation of being a good campaign manager, though she jumped ship when the going got tough. That aside, she is loyal to her friends.
She is very very very competitive, and could do anything to win a competition even if its just a game.
Besides her fear of losing, her short temper is another thing that interferes with the fun persaon she is.
She is fond of sexkillz but disguises it as hate (don't ask her, she would deny it) and has a specialization in e-fights.
Has a crush on ArqueBusieR

lalaosky :
This guy is a free spirit. At first, I thought he was female. Very nice person and always far from trouble, preferring to settle disputes that could lead to e-fights. I think its because he is too lazy to actually e-fight.
He is very friendly but likes ladies too much.

Sexkillz :
His name is synonymous with 'ban'. A no-nonsense mod with a crowd of haters. I think he was the reason why they coined the expression "you cannot please the world". Anything he does always manages to anger at least one person.
He is very smart, humble and insightful, but could be very annoying at times, especially with the way he hides posts and locks threads.
When he isnt busy being too serious, he could be funny, especially when he teases the sholly, abil and itsmodella trio.

Kandiikane :
This girl is one of the constant reminders that Nairaland is a faceless forum. She has a habit of putting headless pics on her profile.
She is totally crazy and witty, and says the most unimaginable of things most times.
We hear curiousity killed the cat, she is the one. She is extremely curious, but manages to disguise it as something else. She loves using reverse pyschology on people and stretching them to their limit.
Her temper is a dynamite.

Mynd_44 :
Not many people are as e-serious and e-reserved as this guy. An introvert, he keeps his opinion to himself most of the time, restricting himself to short posts. He could be boring to talk to at times, and other times, totally fun.
However, he is a literary genius, though he prefers not to show it.
He only cuts himself some slack when he is with his peeps.

Vanneni :
This pretty girl is very funny, even without meaning to. First thing I noticed about her was the way she fumbled with the 'quote' option and hardly ever did it right. That has changed now though.
She is a very humble and patient person, and has a habit of going through threads, page by page, no matter how long it is. She isnt very loud, most times preferring to watch from the sideline, but she would not hide her opinions when she thinks its necessary.

Redmosquito :
Known by most as the Hades and Minion guy. This dude is simply a coat of many colours. He is a clown and an entertainer, hardly ever gets upset with anything you say about him, though he expertly feigns it at times. Today he adds petrol to burning e-fights, tomorrow he does the opposite. A creative mind, a great writer. Outside his literature/thread, he does not have the patience to write long posts.
He is closest to Mynd and his other literature crew.

Idowuogbo :
She is one of the kind of persons you cannot help but notice. Got a split personality: one in real life and one on nairaland. Probably one of the reasons she doesnt put her pic on her profile.
Don't mind her 'razzness', its just a front. I think she's a very smart, confident, witty, friendly and sensitive person and knows when to stop bad-mouthing people.
She's one of my favourite Nairalanders.

Make me sef write ma own.
Typing...

Ok, dem don confuse me. Some say pyguru is a mod. Some say 'it' is a spambot. 'She' has 8posts in 3years. No topic. But 'he' bans people almost everyday.
Ghost
*goose pimples*

Idowuogbo:

u actually gon let dat slide? bish, u changed.....

or maybe you never truly knew her.

Hehehe... Rooneyboy haf vex. Gan gan!